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║█▓▒░1/4 Polish, Chineese & N.Irish
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╠█▓▒░ Raised: Manchester
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Miss Independentღ 

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Spittin barz, playiin Basketball, doing Streetdance, recording tracks, meetin up with friends, raViin, laughing, dodging goons aka those people givin out shit on Market Street (unless its club flyers) and trying new things

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1)  If a guy was describing a girl and said she was a butter face she: 
a) Has the skin colour of butter (0) 
b) The girl was hot, except for her face (2) 
c) Has lovly soft skin (0) 
d) Has a beautiful face but is fat (0) 
e) She loves her Flora (1) 
  
2)  If ur mate said she was chirpsed she was: 
a) Sexually assaulted (1) 
b) Shouted at in public (0) 
c) Lipsed on the neck (0) 
d) Someone gave her mild evils (0) 
e) She was chatted up (2) 
  
3)  Whats a freak-a-leak? 
a) Someone who gets it on with leaks (1) 
b) A girl who kisses bare guys (0) 
c) A girl that goes all the way with guys. Low self respect for herself. (2) 
d) A dirty bitch (0) 
e) A guy who calls random numbers and asks for sex (0) 
  
4)  Whats a smack head? 
a) Duh a crack head (1) 
b) Stupid or dull witted (0) 
c) Someone who takes any drug (1) 
d) Takes LSD and E's (0) 
e) Ur next door neighbour (1) 
  
5)  What you on means: 
a) wuu2 to aka whats crackin? (1) 
b) What you've been on (0) 
c) Whats drugs have u taken (2) 
d) noodles and ice cream (0) 
e) Can I have a hug? (0) 
  
6)  Cba stands for: 
a) Coming babe avior (1) 
b) Can't be arrested (1) 
c) Can't baby alright? (0) 
d) Can't be arsed (1) 
e) Could be any thing (0) 
  
7)  F.Y.I stands for: 
a) Fuck you idiot (0) 
b) Fun yung Isbey (0) 
c) Fanny Yanny Inny (0) 
d) A place in Paris (1) 
e) For your infomation (2) 
  
8)  U get texted r u roasting? It means: 
a) R u ready to buy illigel goods? (0) 
b) Do u want so roast chicken? (1) 
c) Do u want sex know with no strings attached? (2) 
d) Do want to be my gf in a open relationship? (0) 
e) R u a guy who likes it in the arse? (0) 
  
9)  C.R.S stands for: 
a) Can't remember shit (3) 
b) Count Rainbows standing up (0) 
c) Can't really stand her (0) 
d) Can really suck (0) 
e) Backwards 4 Some real crap (0) 
  
10)  Ur Aunties up the Sprout in Scotland it means: 
a) FYI I don't care (0) 
b) In north Scothland (0) 
c) Humping a sproat (1) 
d) Up the duff - pregnant (2) 
e) Having a bitch fit (0) 
 


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If Чоuя Sтєаlιиg Mч Sнιт/ × Чоu Goт Good Tαsтє..

* Buт Huиιє Iт Doит Tαкє Sкιllz/ To Copч & Paste*

LIL MISS JOCELYN may be over but still suppoert her 
and give sum love and support for jocelyn jee esien 
(WHO IS NIGERIAN SO STOP ARGUING)
SHOW D LOVE CORE BLIMEY GEEZER M8

‘PLZ GIVE SOME LUV TO THE ONE AND ONLY JOCELYN JEE DONT WORRY A 3RD SERIES IS COMING OUT VEEEEEEEERY SOON I JUS DONT KNO WEN


where is lil miss jocelyn from(coz i c u lots arguing)

a.NIGERIA 
b.GHANA 
c.JAMAICA 
d.SUM NEXT COUNTRY 


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L@DY MurkAGE.. Duku!!