With respect to the original.

No Aphrodisiac - The Whitlams
https://youtu.be/8qi7SlM1eDk

There's no aphrodisiac like...

April 2016
Just testing out the vocals on my new microphone. Shure SM58.

This is my last lemonade
A refill is too far away
This is my last lemonade
Pour your own, you can't have any

Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uUBAZAOQog

My Last Lemonade (Vocal Demo #1 - April 2016)

May 2016
Another vocal practice, a cover of Slipknot's Circle.

I'm still working on developing my voice, so yeah it's pretty rough, but please feel free to offer any advice/critique you've got!

Slipknot - Circle (Vocal Demo #2 - May 2016)

June 2016
Backing track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quf6cLfSMVU

"Autumn Leaves" is a much-recorded popular song. Originally it was a 1945 French song, "Les feuilles mortes" (literally "The Dead Leaves"), with music by Hungarian-French composer Joseph Kosma and lyrics by poet Jacques Prévert. 



Autumn Leaves (Vocal Demo #3 - June 2016)

Sampled:
Chet Baker - You don't know what love is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDsaQhxvXS4

Tine Ting Helseth & Yasuto Tanaka - Eternal Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9TsbCO2by4

You Don't Know

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/494121/dick-show-theme-big-black-pill-mix-ft-not-mike-cernovich-lakembra/

Go and listen to the original Dick Show theme by the talented wauterboi: https://soundcloud.com/wauterboi/the-dick-show-theme-song

This is the ultra rare B-Side which was definitely not recorded by Mike Cernovich himself about the time he spent on The Dick Show. 
I've included the lyrics that he definitely didn't send me. 
It's a real window into the mind of a down to earth, humble and mentally stable individual:

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Blue pills, Red pills, Black pills, Fucking shills
Gotta get that money with my cybernetic meme skills
CIA, NSA, DOJ, Shadilay
I'm a fuckin lawyer so be careful what you say

Gorilla Mindset getting every girl wet
Fucking 7's on the reg, I dont even break a sweat
Gotta grab em by the pussy 'cause it feels good man
But you're a beta male so you'll never understand

Delete your account and never post again
You're dealing with the best, a king among men
Got the NSA hookups and the spies on the Twitter
I'm a self made man. Fuck my wife, I 'aint bitter

A sneaky little greek and a prince named Sean
An army of dick heads make you wish youre never born
Got my main man Dick, yeah he would never cuck us
Open up wide I gotta (Black Pill Motherfuckers)
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Straight to the top of the board, I'm a rage
I'm a killer and there's nothing left to stand in my way
I'm a Digital Cyberdemon. Full of cyber-semen.
Squirting knowledge in the face of kids who got autism

I like my journalism yellow I'm a cheeky fellow
I'm lugenpressin' 140, sell em all a story
Make it quick, make it gory, make it slick, make em horny
Gotta catch em all and get that artificial glory

Selling million dollar memes, synthesized dreams
Rasterized for the screen by weaponized teens
No one ever thought our numbers could be prescient
Hell, no one ever thought you could meme in a president

Personal, professional, sexual,
Any way you look at it my reputations indestructible
So get in here, don't be queer
Grab your man and down three beers
Everybody say "Yeah!" and get a Dick in your ear!
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Dick Show Theme (Big Black Pill Mix) /// ft. Not Mike Cernovich

Full credit to Chris Strand for his original idea, lyrics and thumbnail too. Please go listen to his original here: https://soundcloud.com/strchris/dicktales

This is just my own vocal take in the style of the original Duck Tales theme.

Oh and go listen to The Dick Show!
http://thedickshow.com/


Lyrics:
When you've got no weekend plans 
And your job's shit
If you think your life is bland 
Here's a Dick tip

You don't need much thinking
Just start day-drinking
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

Asking chicks about their shoes, it's
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Get a coach to fix your life it's
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

At burning man danger lurks behind you
And STD's are out to find you
You dodge them all and bring a man home 
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

Shit in your dad's underwear it's
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Throw an orange at some beer cups
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Have your reputation ruined
Dick tales

Dick Tales (lakembra vocal cover)

"Yo, how u want your podcast network fam?"
"Just fuck my shit up"
"Say no more. That'll be $30K, plus tip."

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/494119/hurt-just-fuck-my-personal-and-professional-reputation-up-lakembra/

Backing track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkfizay7ak

Lyrics:

I cucked myself today to see if I still feel
I focus on my rape, the only thing that's real

Dick's penis tears a hole. The old familiar sting
Try to shill it all away but I disavowed everything

What have I become, my sweetest Dick?
Every subscriber goes away pretty quick.

And you could have my failed podcast empire of dirt
I will let you down, I will sell bad shirts.

Hurt (Just fuck my personal and professional reputation up)

For Asterios: https://twitter.com/asterios
Thanks to 688as on IRC #thedickshow
Image by: https://twitter.com/morristhetatt

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/494118/kuckold-komedian-lakembra/

Lyrics:
Cuckold, cuckold, cuckold, cuckold,
Cuckold comedian
Asterios. Kokkinos.

Life would be easy if you weren't such a sneaky greek.
An sneaky greek. A sneaky greek.

Kuckold Komedian

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/622709/cucks-in-the-wind-ft-samglaze-lakembra/

Piano by Samglaze: https://soundcloud.com/samglaze
Lyrics written by /u/688as (lyrics below).

From Episode 39 of The Dick Show:
https://soundcloud.com/dick-show/episode-39-santa-cuck-diy-glow

Asterios clips from:
http://biggest.thedickshow.com/episode-77/
http://thedickshow.com/episode-21/
http://thedickshow.com/episode-31/
https://soundcloud.com/user-667747853/060-intrigued-hesitation

*Now with 50% less fade out!

Lyrics:
I close my eyes
As I prep the bull for my wife to fuck  
I open wide
Wrap my lips around and give a hearty suck

Cucks in the wind
All we are is cucks in the wind

Same old song
I hide in the closet 'til my wife is done
I call up Dick
And ask him if he wants to hear my latest bit

Cucks in the wind
All we are is cucks in the wind
Kokonuts!

My wife's son
Tells me I'm not funny, and I yell too much
My patreon
Is the only thing in life that keeps me going on


Cucks in the wind
All we are is cucks in the wind (all we are is cucks in the wind)
Cucks in the wind (everything is cucks in the wind)
Everything is cucks in the wind

Cucks In The Wind (ft. Samglaze)

http://thedickshow.com

With over TWO. POINT. FIVE. MILLION. DOWNLOADS.

Thumbnail by @Aciou: https://soundcloud.com/aciou
Backing track used with permission from www.karaoke-version.com and www.tencymusic.com

Lyrics:
And I would download (two point five)
And I would download (two point five million)
Just to be the man who downloads five millions downloads of your show.

Da-download (download)
Da-download (download)
dadadowndadadowndadoadndaown-download

Two Point Five

An unused & unmixed Asterios track. 
The project was Sean'd and this is all that remains

Hyperpill (Demo)

It's a cuckmas miracle! Wishes do come true!
Vocalsby Dick Masterson from the Billboard charting album "Cuckmas Carols: Bald Headed Lies"
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/cuckmas-carols-bald-headed-lies-ep/id1208283614

Festive Artwork by @aciou
Instrumental provided by: www.karaoke-version.com/

Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a shitty book release
I wanna wish you a shitty book release
I wanna wish you a shitty release from the bottom of my heart
 
I wanna wish you a shitty book release
I wanna wish you a shitty book release
I wanna wish you a shitty release from the bottom of my cold black heart!

F*ck Sales

Press F to pay respects
https://imgur.com/8JxcnuY

Tear jerking thumbnail by @samglaze

===
Would you know my name if i was banned from twitter?
Would it be the same if it went down the shitter?
I must be strong and carry on
Cause I know something something Sean's dong

Would you hold my hand if i saw you on gab?
Would you help me stand using their shitty app?
I guess ill say "See you Tuesday"
Cause I know I just can't stay here on twitter
===

Instrumental provided by: http://www.karaoke-version.com/

Tears On Twitter

Brotherscat

This is not a cover. This is stupid.
Original (pls listen): https://soundcloud.com/grant-mooney/madcucks

Recorded March 2017 for a laugh while drunk.

Grant Mooney Did It Better

Recorded with:
- RØDE NTR Active Ribbon Microphone
- Focusrite Clarett 2Pre USB interface

Instrumental provided by www.karaoke-version.com

Billy Joel - Vienna (Vocal Demo #4 -  February 2018)

Congratulations to The Dick Show for passing 5 Million Downloads!
Thumbnail by @samglaze

Five

The Dick Show Album

The Peen Weinerstein Defence

The Dick Show - Episode 101 - REAL Leaked Audio (Not Clickbait)

Before the lolsuit appeared, I had planned for Asterios to play the part of the judge in the song #DickLies. However, to protect his PPR, he was replaced with Cool Sean in the now released version.

Here is a sample of what would have been...

#DickLies - The Asterios Take

Instrumental ripped from Sing King Karaoke: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzi32dtvAAY

A Thousand Miles (Special Needs Mix)

Original track: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/drill-her

Drill-Her (Acappella)

Goofy Was Dope (Demo)

Written and Performed by 688as
twitter.com/688as

Lakembra You're A Bitch - 688as

As heard on The Dick Show Episode 155 (03:23:25): https://thedickshow.libsyn.com/episode-155-dick-on-five-years-in-podcasting
Backing track: https://www.karaoke-version.com/

Don't go training to try to please me
You cannot get up off the floor
I don't imagine you're too familiar
With your own penis anymore

Hot Dogs and Pizza, and Whiskey double
You've never seen a salad bar
I took the good times, I'll take the fat times
I'll take you just the way you are (even if you're a fat fuck)

Just the Way You Are (A message for Dick)

From The Dick Show Episode 155 (03:35:55): https://thedickshow.libsyn.com/episode-155-dick-on-five-years-in-podcasting

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