Deltarune: A "The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet."

This is the "Kranon, The Troll" replacement for my neat au "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet." You know this is a- you know what, forget it.

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Ah!|
Who goes there!?|
Don't come any closer you foul beast/creature/person!|
If it's the guard, you'll never catch me alive!!!|
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Oh, it's just some traveler.|
Nice to meet you.|
The names D.|
D. Ed|
And what's your name, traveler?|

NatdraskNO.1: Ay dude, the name's Natdrask. Say, by any chance, do you have any spare Heal-Wounds-Scroll-thingies?

Of course I do!|
But, since you did scare me half to death, you'll have to take it from my cold, dead hands first.|

NatdraskNO.1: Alright bruh, but don't you dare try to pull any funny sh#t, okay?

No Promises!|

Music: @nani-reli
This TSSSSSP: Me.
Lyrics: @the_phillipino_deranged
Art: @wheezy1.
Dialogue: Me and @the_phillipino_deranged
TSSSSOP: @NermalDX
TSSSSP:  @therealmaz, Reddit Randy, @plabet, and @jart-ist
TSSSOP:  @chomps-lmao
TSSSP: @its-appel-on-purpose
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSP: @arrow_nmw
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TOP: topanon
Deltarune by Toby Fox.

/Deltarune:T5SP/ D.Ed! The Bard Or Whatever...

This is the "It's all a game, they'll know my pain, once I steal back my-" replacement for my neat au "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet." Why think of it when you could DO something else!?

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I cast Vicious Mockery!|

NatdraskNO.1: What the hell!? I said no bullshit!

Well I said NO PROMISES!|

NatdraskNO.1: Alright then, bring it old man!

You're so weak a level 1 gnome could beat you!|
[1+D20 Vicious Mockery damage]
How'd you like that, you troublesome brat!?|

NatdraskNO.1: GOD DAMN IT, TASTE A FIST TO YOUR FACE THEN!

Music: @nani-relli
This TSSSSSP: Me.
Lyrics: @the_phillipino_deranged
Art: @wheezy1.
Dialogue: Me and @the_phillipino_deranged
TSSSSOP: @NermalDX
TSSSSP:  @therealmaz, Reddit Randy, @plabet, and @jart-ist
TSSSOP:  @chomps-lmao
TSSSP: @its-appel-on-purpose
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSP: @arrow_nmw
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TOP: topanon
Deltarune by Toby Fox.

/Deltarune:T5SP/ ???SO WILL YOU HELP ME??? ???SO WILL YOU HELP ME??? ???S-SSO WILL-L YOU H-ELP ME???

This’s the “Bump-Locked” replacement for my neat au “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet.” Why would anyone think hard about this???

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Oh!|
You actually came!|
I want something from you,|
And in return I shall give you something even better in return.|

NatdraskNO.1: Alright man, what exactly do you need from me?

First, I wanna tell you something.|
Have you ever felt truly trapped?|
To have everything you do be at the hands of someone else?|

NatdraskNO.1: What are you yapping about bruh???

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Eh nevermind, that story is way too long for you to understand.|
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Anyway, in the farthest parts of the city in an abandoned antique shop lies a special ring of untold power.|
I need you to go there and get the ring to me, then you’ll get your reward.|
But be warned, the Mistress has her guards defending where it’s kept.|
So buy this special hammer off me, take care of the guards, and get me that ring.|

Music: @nani-relli
This TSSSSSP: Me.
Art: wheezy1.
Dialogue: Me and @the_phillipino_deranged
TSSSSOP: @NermalDX
TSSSSP:  @therealmaz, Reddit Randy, @plabet, and @jart-ist
TSSSOP:  @chomps-lmao
TSSSP: @its-appel-on-purpose
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSP: @arrow_nmw
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TOP: topanon
Deltarune by Toby Fox.

/Deltarune:T5SP/ <TXT>DOC:[4WRDS]

This is the "uhhh..." replacement for my neat au "Deltarune: A The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet." Alright, this isn't funny anymore. STOP THINKING.

/Ugh, this place reeks of stench./
/I hate it here./
/But, the payoff must be worth it./
/Just gotta find this ring…/

(As you move throughout the remnants of the store, you hear… muttering?)
(Must be those guards he’s talking about.)
(Focus Dumb#ss, gotta get that ring.) 

Music: @nani-relli
This TSSSSSP: Me.
Lyrics???: Kasul Astrr.
Art: wheezy1.
Dialogue: Me and @the_phillipino_deranged
TSSSSOP: @NermalDX
TSSSSP:  @therealmaz, Reddit Randy, @plabet, and @jart-ist
TSSSOP:  @chomps-lmao
TSSSP: @its-appel-on-purpose
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSP: @arrow_nmw
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TOP: topanon
Deltarune by Toby Fox.

/Deltarune:T5SP/ Whereabouts of The Unknown.

This is just a "Deal Gone Wrong" for a 5same. No need to get excited about thinking or anything.

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Y|
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You did it!?
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You ACTUALLY DID IT! Bravo, BRAVO!|

(Natdrask hands D. Ed the ring.)

NatdraskNO.1: Yeah, whatever old man. Now where's my reward?

Huh?|
Oh, right. HA!|
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Here's your "reward".|

(With the power of the ring, D. Ed breaks the earth and summons the great WORLD WYRM.)

NatdraskNO.1: Holy shit… what is THAT?!
NatdraskNO.1: Dude, is that my prize!?

Well… it's a PART of your prize.|
Your real prize is…|
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Oh, I know!|
Your prize is getting to be the first one to hear my MAGNUM OPUS.|

NatdraskNO.1: Alright then! When does it start?

Right about… NOW!|

(D. Ed entangles Natdrask with a binding spell.)

NatdraskNO.1: ACK! WHAT THE HELL!? THIS WASN'T A PART OF THE DEAL!
NatdraskNO.1: YOU SAID YOU'D GIVE ME A REWARD! YOU PROMISED-

AND I SAID NO PROMISES.|
Ha ha ha… you look pretty frustrated, Nat!|
Guess I'm pretty good at my job, huh?|

(Natdrask struggles and squirms to no avail. D. Ed floats towards Natdrask and gets uncomfortably close.)

You have NO IDEA what it's like to have no control over your life.|
NO CLUE what it's like… being told what to do OVER and OVER… at the mercy of a higher power with NO SAY OR OPINION on what happens to you next…|
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JUST DO IT, NATDRASK! JUST DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD OR ELSE! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTH ANYTHING, NATDRASK!? DO YOU REALLY THINK I OWE YOU ANY SORT OF REWARD!? DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT YOU'RE ANY MORE THAN JUST A PAWN IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SCHEME!?|

NatdraskNO.1: Dude…

SHUT IT YOU DAMN FREAK... I don't need your empathy.|
Besides, I finally have control over something thanks to your ignorance.|
This almighty beast… and every damn bone in your worthless little body.|
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Well, maybe worthless is too harsh. I hit the jackpot with you, after all.|
Soon, I'll take that soul… and my control over this world will multiply tenfold.|
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Now, you finally made it, Natdrask.|
The end of your journey is now at hand…|

Music: @nani-relli
This TSSSSSP: Me.
Lyrics: N/A (it's a dgw so of course not.)
Art: wheezy1.
Dialogue: Me and @the_phillipino_deranged
TSSSSOP: @NermalDX
TSSSSP:  @therealmaz, Reddit Randy, @plabet, and @jart-ist
TSSSOP:  @chomps-lmao
TSSSP: @its-appel-on-purpose
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSP: @arrow_nmw
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TOP: topanon
Deltarune by Toby Fox.

/Deltarune:T5SP/ CAN'T RETRIVE FILE INFORMATION, CHECK YOUR NETWORK'S CONNECTION.

This doesn’t have a replacement, and I don’t think there will be in the future.

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and all because you helped me FINISH. MY. QUEST.|
Now face me or die in my grand symphony.| 

/You’ve made hell on earth, good luck dealing with it./

Music: @nani-relli
This TSSSSSP: Me.
Lyrics: @the_phillipino_deranged
Art: wheezy1.
Dialogue: Me and @the_phillipino_deranged
TSSSSOP: @NermalDX
TSSSSP: @mazbackattack, Reddit Randy, @plabet, and @jart-ist
TSSSOP: @chomps-lmao
TSSSP: @its-appel-on-purpose
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSP: @arrow_nmw
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TOP: topanon
Deltarune by Toby Fox.

/Deltarune:T5SP/ WITH MY QЦЄГЄ.

This Is the “WHEREee IS ittt!?!???” replacement for my neat au “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet.” Wait what, this isn’t done tho.

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Ah! Where’d it go?|
C’mon, it’s gotta be somewhere.|
After I just STOLE it, dammit!|
Never gonna get that back, and after 20 ATTEMPTS!|
So… Now what do I do?|

NatDraskNO.1: (Man this place is crusty. It'd suck just to live here.)
[Natdrask steps on a small piece of glass.]
NatdraskNO.1: OW. F#CK, GLASS. WAIT, SH#T SOMEONE HEARD.

Ah!|
Who goes there!?|

Deltarune: A "The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet."

BaconNMustard.