After five years, The Falsies have returned to the studio! Samantha spoke to Lance and Carter on their Fridays After Five debut, their new green neighbor, and what to expect at their shows this year.

The Falsies - Local Lounge - 4/10/24

FUCK

Fuck you fuckingly you fucking fucks
I’m gonna fuck you mother-fuckers ‘till I’m all fucked up
fuck you high, fuck you low
Fuck you fucking fast and fuck you slow

I wanna fuck!

Who wants to fuck?
We want to fuck!
Who wants to fuck?
We want to fuck!

I’m a lover and a fighter I do both at once
Lovetaps on the ass when I’m lickin’ you cunts
Other fellas sit drinkin’ and smokin’ their blunts
I wanna F. U. C. K. fucking fuck! 

I wanna fuck!

Who wants to fuck?
We want to fuck!
Who wants to fuck?
We want to fuck!

I’m gonna fuck up, fuck with, fuck on and on
Fuck until the mother-fucking break of dawn
Gonna fuck you far and fuck you wide
I’ll take you on a mother-fucking fucking ride!

I wanna fuck!

Who wants to fuck?
We want to fuck!
Who wants to fuck?
We want to fuck!

music and lyrics by Lance Brenner

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Carter - rhythm guitar, lead guitar & backing vox
Corrina - initial drums, backing vox  & lead vox on 3rd verse
Katie - trombone & backing vox
Lance - drums 3rd verse to end & lead vox om 1st & 2nd verses
Morgan - bass & backing vox
Sophia - rhythm guitar, lead guitar & backing vox

Fuck

WTJU Jun 20 1992 Radio Show

It was only fitting on Valentine's Day to have Lance from The Falsies in to play some of the jams his band's been working on leading into their show at The Southern!

Lance from The Falsies - Corner Lounge 02-14-19

Pussy & Weed

I like living in the land of the free
Where quite a few rights are-a guaranteed
I thank the founding fathers for planting their seed
And givinʼ me my love of pussy and weed

Weed and pussy, pussy and weed
What else could a country boy need?
You can take my house - rip up the deed
but stay the fuck away from my pussy and weed

Iʼm a patriotic woman with a love of this land
a lesbian military veteran
I served with a purpose, so you can believe
Iʼd die in defense of pussy and weed

Weed and pussy, pussy and weed
What else would a soldier girl need?
You canʼt bottle up a genie after sheʼs been freed
Keep yer laws and yer paws off my pussy and weed

Jesus was preaching on the sermon mount
he said, You goofy mother fuckers keep stressing me out
If my dad stays mad, heʼll make you bleed
So just chill the hell out with this pussy and weed

Weed and pussy, pussy and weed
the only two times the world has ever agreed
to forget all the factions and then interbreed
And live in love with this pussy and weed

Fuck

LanceBrenner

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