Bonavita has gone out of business and I know why. Macrame is blazing hot in LA and you heard it here second. How do you get rid of the sound of snow in an audio recording? No one knows.  Landline

Coffee, Macrame & Fuzzy Audio

Landline Podcast is being copied, which surprises no one.  Fuzzy audio is being isolated and sent to New Jersey, which is exciting.  Golf is fun but golfers are annoying.  Max is a monotone genius. Landline.

Kung Fu Golf & Ken's Salad Dressing

Tim and Alex trade wine for coffee and jobs for stupid ideas. Soft serve with all natural ingredients. Wine in plastic jugs. Bees in cherry trees welcoming spring. Hear it all 4 times on Landline.

Beating Two Dead Horses

Saul prepares to embark on his Atlantic crossing aboard the Queen Mary 2.  Where can you find a steamer trunk? How many suits do you need for a week-long outing?  Is it Canard or Cunard?  You'll find out on Landline.

Saul and the Steamer Trunk

Saul calls to check in from the middle of the Ocean. The internet is wrong about the World Cup games in Qatar.  You can make knifes from scrap metal. Uboats could sink your passenger ship at any time.

Perfect Signal from the North Atlantic

Can you have sex in a phone booth? You have to find one first.  How many storage units is too many? Thank you cards from 10 years ago.  Landline is back!

It's Like Sex in a Phonebooth

Three old friends chat about New England Patriots football, or do they? Mike, Chris and Alex talk Halloween, plastic crap from China, all night parties, the Pats domination of the NFL, loving what you do for a job (or not) and the horrible coaching of highly paid men.

Episode 21: Halloween, Student Loans, Finding a Job You Love

PASTIS, ICE (water optional.) The 2.0 version of cocktails and conversation with our favorite Vermont hostel owner. Giles & Alex talk about toxic shame at an MBA dinner party, go over the entire political and military history of the world, and talk about the terrorist bombings in Paris, which happened the night before. Nous vous salouns, Paris. 

Episode 23: Cocktail Hour with Giles

Two losses in a row and the gang starts talking football. Trick kicks, bad long balls and mediocre talent inform the game versus the Eagles.

Episode 26: Pats Lose 2 Straight, the Guys Talk Football

Mid-December cocktails for the office party or a Saturday night with friends! How to make a simple, great martini and the basics of a energy-boosting hot toddy. Plus, the inefficiencies of craft cocktails, the accounting and opportunity costs of a laundromat, the lack of great pickled onions and subversive children's books. It's all here!

Episode 27: Cocktail Hour with Giles

FINALLY Alex gets Saul on the Landline for some good old fashioned chatter. Parking tickets, bad sleeps, great friends and awesome yoga in New York City. Eating via App at the site of the Super Bowl. Donald J. and the predictions for the Caucus. Let the games begin!

Episode 33: We Did Call Saul!

Alex & Saul have a brief chat with Max the Marine before moving on to their usual meltdowns over food sourcing, dealing with regular people trying to give advice and failures that happen when one is trying to accomplish an outdoor sport.

Episode 36: The Angry Localvore and the Surfer That Never Was

Saul approaches a beautiful woman, Alex approaches an older man. Landlines are gone but not forgotten. Fat people kill a dolphin and goats get laid off.

Episode 37: On Landlines, Dating, Goats & Dolphins

Meg jumps on the horn to talk about being the most pregnant you can be, how she's treated on the subway, what "trying" means and getting lost in New Jersey without a cellphone charger. The audio stinks for the first 2 minutes, deal with it. 


Episode 40: Meg the Mom

We're back! So much to say, and we said it! Enjoy the show.

Episode 41: Memorial Day, Ruining Toasts, Peter Thiel

Alex & Anna talk about the new European movie that the liberal media is about to go crazy for in every thing they consider or fresh air they breathe. Also, air conditioners, biking with google, Baby Boomer behavior in public places and funny things that no one laughs at.



Episode 42: The Movie Annex on "The Lobster"

Alex vs. Saul on Orlando, the Tony's, machine guns, dating, eating with friends and driving across the country. A great new bit, too: The Business Excavator. Enjoy this gold. 

Episode 43: Gay Clubs are the Best, Saul's Dating Life is the Worst

Tim the Winemaker jumps on a phoner for a beautiful, hot, sweaty ninety minutes on Chablis, showering with pregnant women, Alex's job prospects, T-Rex soup and more. Remember, the guys drink an entire bottle of wine each while they chat, so be flexible with your sensitivities - or get shitfaced!

Episode 48: 2 Guys, 1 Cup - Jean-Marc Brocard Chablis

Need a gift guide, in a podacast? Landline has got it for you. We talk about how to get the most special gifts for the ones you love, while avoiding poisoning the water in Bangladesh. Factories in China, pencil stores, Basic Bitch gift cards and more. Tis' the season on Landline!

Landline Gift Guide - Fashion with Phoebe

Alex and Saul revisit their pod friendship on the penultimate night of Hanukkah with discussions of Whole Foods not having bulks spices, shopping for diamonds, time travel to 18th century Russia, latke recipes, homemade applesauce, and the environmental disaster that is Amazon.com.  Happy Holy!

Saul vs. Alex: Chanukah 2017

Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire is in studio to talk about how gold is the new bitcoin (or is it cash?) why he likes Disney, Macy's and Franklin Templeton as stocks for 2018, and why the stock market is a must for any 30-something. Also: Uber is ruining Boston, condo buildings that are ugly, how every computer chip since 1995 is hackable and why Putin is going to launder a bunch of money through the new tax law. #hottake

The Dollar is the New Bitcoin

Landline talks stock market volatility, Facebook Portal, Amazon's carbon footprint, the plastic wrap on organic produce, having a baby in rural Vermont and Landline ring tones. Enjoy!

Don't Accept Portal or Alexa as a Christmas Gift

Where are young people supposed to enjoy a balanced life in today's day and age? Landline discusses city vs. country, money vs. time, entrepreneurship vs. punching the corporate clock. Plus overpriced neighborhoods, barking Jack Russells and million dollar homes sliding off their foundation. Landline!

Anywhere Left to Live?

Welcome back Saul vs. Alex to discuss Corona, getting home, stocking the bar, updates on your phone, how bad it's gonna get and how landlines are more important than ever.

iPhones Have Never Been So Stressful

Why is the market crashing? Debt. But will the government just erase it again, like they did in 2008? Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire (terrible name, help us) joins Landline to disuss.

There Is No Such Thing As Debt

Social Distancing in rural Chile, walks around town with no one to say hi to, Tom Brady to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Is this the end of the world? Yes. Landline

Social Distancing from Tom Brady

Married in a quarantine, kids, therapy and the Cheesecake Factory menu in lieu of their recent failure to pay rent.

If the Cheesecake Factory Was Open, What Would You Order?

Alex vs. Saul on the eve of Decision 2020 - reloaded for your pleasure. Landline!

Election Related Alcoholism

Max joins to discuss upheaval at the Defense Department, the problem with Halloween Candy, running during Covid-19 and how to deal with a Antifa fender bender. Landline!

November Purge

The local butcher shop is out of ducks. What are we to do next? Gibsons are the next Martini, Thanksgiving in Covid, motorcycles with masks and the end of picking people up in person. Landline!

Duck for Thanksgiving

A vintage phone booth arrives at my home, completing Landline Podcast's wildest dreams. Moving men from Idaho, wiring money at Walmart and the greatest gift being given and received.  Plus, the Thanksgiving duck wrap up.

Vintage Phonebooth at Home

Gabe joins for the Hollywood view on how to conquer Australia, leave group text chains and whether Landline is Landline. Sex.

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