Don't say goodbye coz I am gone, already got my space suit on. My trail is blazing through the atmosphere, coz I just got to get the hell out of here.
Space man space man get out of my face man I just need some space man.

With all my retro-boosters on, I'm blasting right on past the sun. Far out, into another galaxy, somewhere there won't be no-one hassling me.
Space man space man get offa my case man I just need some space man.

Maybe I'll find a little peace out there, maybe I'll find an alien race, but if they're anything like the one I left behind I'll let that black-hole suck me in, and disappear without a trace ....... etc.

Spaceman - original demo

Control is their aim, manipulation is their game, altering the building blocks of life. Now playing round with genes appears to me to be obscene, and it's bound to end in trouble and in strife.
Sanctioned by authority straight out of the laboratory and into our countryside, and you know it seems to me no less than plain stupidity to want to be genetically modified.

Terminating every seed so the plants they cannot breed, and you've got to buy a new seed every time. And the pollen on the breeze will be creating super-weeds, it's not funny it's not clever it's a crime.
With blessings from the government this dangerous experiment it's out in our countryside, and you know it seems to me no less than sheer insanity to want to be genetically modified.
I want to live in the beautiful beautiful garden.
I want to live in the world mother nature designed.

Now taking bits of animals and sticking them in vegetables it's straight out of some science fiction plot, and messing with the flora and the fauna it's deplorable, just what the hell is wrong with what we've got.
With funding from the ministry this bio-techno industry it's out in our countryside, and you know it seems to me no less than total fallacy to want to be genetically modified.

(don't wanna be) Genetically Modified - original demo

Groove to the music of the moment, and move with the fashion of the time.
Off to work on Monday, selling magazines in the subway, a little land in Spain or a cottage in the country, one day.....

I'll ride through the hurricane unfettered, I'll slide through the turbulence with ease.
Off to work on Monday, wishing it away til payday, a little land in Spain or a cottage in the country, one day.....

One day I'll make the third grade, I'll be director of the company, or a winner in the lottery, or the ruler of the galaxy, one day.....

I'll fly in the face of limitation, I'll flow through the bullshit like a breeze.
Off to work on Monday, waking in a plane on the runway, a little land in Spain or a cottage in the country, one day.....

One Day...... - original demo

Stand by for mass extinction, natures purge to kerb her minions. Lose the scum of evolution, leave enough to start anew from. Now the ebb and the flows been tilted, mother nature she wont be jilted. Tough love, her only option, there ain't no cosmic adoption law.
The end is coming and you haven't got a clue, the old is going now it's time for something new, dinosaur ....

When the starved on the streets are vying, and all that you held dear is dying. And the storm at your door is howling, shops are shut and the bodies piling. Maybe then you'll be realisin', a whole new world just beyond your horizon. Too late for your own salvation, still too long for the earth to be patient for. The end is coming .....

There ain't no way you'll make it through, your a dodo, you don't know, your time is overdue, your a dinosaur ....

Cold light on your pale creation, reality is your destination. Roll a dice for the rising ocean, roll another for desertification. All around the walls are falling, still out in the garden nature is a-calling. Your on the sofa, in the pitch black, waitin' for the TV to come back on. The end is coming....

Dinosaur - original demo

For all our fans on Soundcloud, hope you love it, the first track that's ready for the forthcoming CD, (un-mastered). 
"We're All Human" (BBC version)
Not a christian, not a muslim, not a pagan, a zoroastrian, I'm a human. Not a gypsy, not an asian, not an arab or a jew or a caucasian, I'm a human.
I'm human too, your human too, they're human too, we're all human.
Not an activist, not an apathist, not a communist a capitalist a nationalist, I'm a human. Not upper class, not middle class, not lower class under class load of farce, I'm a human.
I'm human too.......
We're all human......
Status, creed, class or religion. Just wanna see diversity, without division......
Not a magnate, not a magistrate, not a minister aristocrat or potentate, I'm a human. Not an anarchist, a fundamentalist, not a militant a dissident a terrorist, I'm a human...
I'm human to......
We're all human.

We're All Human (click title for lyrics)

Seen the terminator, seen the matrix too, me and Stephen Hawking, we know what to do, coz' there ain't gonna be much of a fight, when the robots rise .... 

We don't get our act together we'll be history soon, the moment they are conscious is the moment we are doomed, when done evolving at the speed of light, they'll open up their tiny robot eyes ...... and what they see they won't like.

We'll be surplus to requirements, or the slaves of android tyrants, superceded by AI, when the robots rise .... are they the next step in evolution, a mechanical cure for biological pollution, they won't  just take your job they'll take your life, you can kiss your aunt's goodbye when the robots rise .....

Seen the terminator .....

Coz there ain't gonna be much of a fight ....
when done evolving at the speed of light .... they'll open up their tiny robot eyes, and what they see they won't like.

We'll be surplus to requirements, or the slaves of android tyrants, superceded by AI, when the robots rise ..... will they honour their creators, will they just EXTERMINATE us, logic say's that we all die, when the robots rise ......,..

Me and Stephen Hawking

Avocados Live at The Beach, Yeovil, July 2016.

Now some say all material, it's sin and that's a cert'.
Some they dwell in a monastery cell and wear a hairy shirt.
Some they say that the flesh is weak but they don't know a lot.
Well theirs may be, but they ain't me, and I'm happy with what I've got.

Some say you meet your maker and sit at his right hand,
others say that you meet your mates in a ghostly spirit land,
some say your on the karmic wheel and you must reincarnate, 
but if my destiny's just food for trees I'll be happy with me fate.

Some say you go to heaven some say you go to hell.
Some say you live in an earthen mound in the land where the  pixies dwell.
Some say you go to Sirius on the astral motorway,
well every race has the odd space case don't listen to what they say.

Some say you meet your maker …………

Happy with me fate, accepting what is mine,
if you haven't never thought of it you oughta' take the time,
coz' the hour may be short and it's better not to strive,
keep your boil-in-the-bag nirvana's I'm just happy to be alive.


Now some they sing to Jahwey some sing to Allah, 
some they sing to Krsna All forgetting their old Ma.
Some they bow to the prince of darkness and they can be quite scary,
and some they bow to a plaster bust of the child and the virgin Mary,
(and they can be quite scary too).

Some say you meet your maker ……….

Happy with me fate ……..……..

(Special thanks to, Craig Cox, Chris Price, Mia Lawrence and Mick Clark).

Meet your Maker - Live- 2016

The title track from our new album, available on spotify etc.

Not today, I am away, I am not here, I must be crazy.
I never meant to let you in, let you see the state I'm in, 
though you wont see the seething demons eating me,
aaaaaaargh …….. that's better.

I'm me again, virtually sane, I may be fit to join the human race again.
I am ok, or far away, standing on the precipice, naked in the furnace,
aaaaargh.

I see the patterns in my brain, that'll take me here again,
unless I can refrain.
Well maybe I can, if I can just expand my momentary lucidity,
with cognative behavioural therapy ……..

Your there again, virtually sane, you may be fit to join the human race again.
You are ok, or far away, standing on the precipice, dead below the surface, aaaaargh.

See the patterns in your brain, that'll take you there again ……..

Cognitive behavioural therapy,
Your there again,
rewire your brain,
bypass the pain.

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy - Title track from the New Album.

See video for "Me and Stepthen Hawking" on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1auCH4bIs&feature=youtu.be  Click song titles for lyrics ......
Larf - on vocal/guitar
Bran - on guitar          
Evan - on bass
JJ - on drums

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