Gangster Surf

Seen the terminator, seen the matrix too, me and Stephen Hawking, we know what to do, coz' there ain't gonna be much of a fight, when the robots rise .... 

We don't get our act together we'll be history soon, the moment they are conscious is the moment we are doomed, when done evolving at the speed of light, they'll open up their tiny robot eyes ...... and what they see they won't like.

We'll be surplus to requirements, or the slaves of android tyrants, superceded by AI, when the robots rise .... are they the next step in evolution, a mechanical cure for biological pollution, they won't  just take your job they'll take your life, you can kiss your aunt's goodbye when the robots rise .....

Seen the terminator .....

Coz there ain't gonna be much of a fight ....
when done evolving at the speed of light .... they'll open up their tiny robot eyes, and what they see they won't like.

We'll be surplus to requirements, or the slaves of android tyrants, superceded by AI, when the robots rise ..... will they honour their creators, will they just EXTERMINATE us, logic say's that we all die, when the robots rise ......,..

Me and Stephen Hawking

Arkestar and soundboard tinkerers - original 
Arkestar horns and intro
lyrics+voices, guitar, bass an' drums by soundboard tinkerers after th intro

small words for small worlds

gonna make it lit  or make it fit now
gonna make it shit  or make it nit now
small words for small worlds on my word that thats my word yeah

pc's on the blink an’ the tablets in the sink
hey bud what u say   say say budbud buddy buddy budbud
Skipknot fliptop  Ziplock 'n' flip flopped messy messy top lopped
so stuck to the screen plz yo beam me to another dream Away from these plastic buttons
winking from a link to a bigass flotsam  
a floating bloating bigass flotsam
so its been so for awhile now  so so for awhile now somehow I think u know somehow
don’t really want to know  so why do we really need to know
qu'est-ce que C'est  mon ami   im in this dream again
Where everything is fine  an peace reigns herein and thereon in

so having a go at a so so small words in a small word song

gonna make it lit  or make it fit now
gonna make it shit  or make it nit now
small words for small worlds on my word that thats my word yeah

so that cats soo cool  like a mod piss head tool
hey bud what u say say say bud bud buddy buddy budbud
Skipknot fliptop Ziplock flip flopped messy messy top lopped
that cat go splat yo    like a gnat on a bat so
so howz that yo flo    so looks cool to me yo
not on your wife    Say what Say what  what
Hij is helemaal gek ja crazy jonge hai
fool thing goin down yo   goin on for a while now yo
hey bud what u say say  say budbud buddy buddy budbud
Skipknot fliptop Ziplock'd top lopped
we like cats go splat   as a matter of fact
so Howz that so yo   you’re so cool an I is cool
sorry but nicht zo  so say what  so say what
schlaf gut und auf wiedersehen might see u again soon
so its been so for awhile   so so for now so ummm Damn it janet
while we deep in slumber sleep the pile becomes a bigger bigr heap
need another shot mate  so gotta set it straight mate

Havin a go at a so so small words in a small worlds song

small words for small worlds on my word that thats my word yeah

Lyrics by johns of soundboard tinkerers may 2018

small words for small worlds  [soundboard tinkerers and Arkestar - original]

Solo guitare,  accords guitare, arpèges rythmiques, guitare basse,  Cajon, et boite à rythme.  Composition originale et enregistrement par Romain Carpentier le 04/07/18.

La danza del fuego

This is our humble rendition of I Wanna be Your Dog from The Stooges.
Al Z provides roaring vocals and Midipunk crashed his drumset for this one! Check them out: @al-z-z-z and https://soundcloud.com/midipunk

Disclaimer: This song is owned by The Stooges. We simply recorded it for fun and to honor this great piece of music. It is not intended for resale in any way, shape or form. We had a blast remaking this timeless great song. 
(This disclaimer is © by SOTDD @sons-of-the-dark-dawn)

I Wanna Be Your Dog – The Stooges Cover, feat. Midipunk on Drums and Al' Z on Vocals

The Grind

Avocados Live at The Beach, Yeovil, July 2016.

Now some say all material, it's sin and that's a cert'.
Some they dwell in a monastery cell and wear a hairy shirt.
Some they say that the flesh is weak but they don't know a lot.
Well theirs may be, but they ain't me, and I'm happy with what I've got.

Some say you meet your maker and sit at his right hand,
others say that you meet your mates in a ghostly spirit land,
some say your on the karmic wheel and you must reincarnate, 
but if my destiny's just food for trees I'll be happy with me fate.

Some say you go to heaven some say you go to hell.
Some say you live in an earthen mound in the land where the  pixies dwell.
Some say you go to Sirius on the astral motorway,
well every race has the odd space case don't listen to what they say.

Some say you meet your maker …………

Happy with me fate, accepting what is mine,
if you haven't never thought of it you oughta' take the time,
coz' the hour may be short and it's better not to strive,
keep your boil-in-the-bag nirvana's I'm just happy to be alive.


Now some they sing to Jahwey some sing to Allah, 
some they sing to Krsna All forgetting their old Ma.
Some they bow to the prince of darkness and they can be quite scary,
and some they bow to a plaster bust of the child and the virgin Mary,
(and they can be quite scary too).

Some say you meet your maker ……….

Happy with me fate ……..……..

(Special thanks to, Craig Cox, Chris Price, Mia Lawrence and Mick Clark).

Meet your Maker - Live- 2016

guitar, bass and sythns - verse and chorus music - Petri Tuonenlehto of Lapin ihmeellinen luonto
guitar, bass, vocals & other - bridge music - soundboard tinkerers
produced by soundboard tinkerers january 2019

SAVED BY LIGHTNING

checkin it out jus th other day
makin it right   makin it right 
seein the bluelight  hit my way
makin it right   makin it alright

saved by lightning

spinnin around goin all the day
yeah yeah yeah yeah 
movin around hey shakin the ground
yeah yeah yeah yeah 

saved by lightning

burning the candle for another night
hangin on a thread of a wisp of smoke
singin for the rain to make it alright
makin it right   makin it alright 
spinnin around goin all the night
yeah yeah yeah yeah
movin around hey shakin the ground
yeah yeah yeah yeah

free wheelin yeah  feelin alright
movin right aside to find some space to say
swinging right around the samurai sword
cuttin the lines yeah cuttin the ties yeah
screaming down th highway with th smoke in tow
if we dont act now we'll never never know
best saved by lightning than a dumb ass baste
risin through th ashes with a tongue char taste
singing th daze like its the end of strife
singing th daze like its the end of life

saved by lightning

cold blue times  when  u   see   the coming storm

lyrics - johns of soundboard tinkerers january 2019

Saved By Lightning [original - Petri Tuonenlehto and soundboard tinkerers]

Paradise Circus

Money On The Brain

The title track from our new album, available on spotify etc.

Not today, I am away, I am not here, I must be crazy.
I never meant to let you in, let you see the state I'm in, 
though you wont see the seething demons eating me,
aaaaaaargh …….. that's better.

I'm me again, virtually sane, I may be fit to join the human race again.
I am ok, or far away, standing on the precipice, naked in the furnace,
aaaaargh.

I see the patterns in my brain, that'll take me here again,
unless I can refrain.
Well maybe I can, if I can just expand my momentary lucidity,
with cognative behavioural therapy ……..

Your there again, virtually sane, you may be fit to join the human race again.
You are ok, or far away, standing on the precipice, dead below the surface, aaaaargh.

See the patterns in your brain, that'll take you there again ……..

Cognitive behavioural therapy,
Your there again,
rewire your brain,
bypass the pain.

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy - Title track from the New Album.

See video for "Me and Stepthen Hawking" on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1auCH4bIs&feature=youtu.be  Click song titles for lyrics ......
Larf - on vocal/guitar
Bran - on guitar          
Evan - on bass
JJ - on drums

Me and Stephen Hawking

The Devils Avocados