CORTHOUS

LERN THE LAU

DEPRTD

BANND (CRIMSON)

VACATION (Single)

VACATION

Lex Et Ordo

INTRO

Lyrics

Lau & Ordr yeah

We're going on a ride
Don't you try to hide
We're not gonna bite
We just wanna fight

Ryder, nigga!

Lau & Ordr gonna drop it
Ry-ry-ryder nigga

RYDER

Lyrics

Caution, apocalypse impending
Yeah
LAU & ORDR
Back with another track
Yeah
You challenge us
Yeah
And we bring you some more

And we bring you some more

Yeah
Throw it on board
Give them some more
Show them the score
Bring them some more!

Yeah
Yeah
Back with another track
You challenge us
And we bring you some more

B.D.S.M. (Bring Dem Sum More)

Lyrics

Ay
LAU & ORDR
On the beat


Bout to destroy all these motherfuckers right now, bitch
Here we go, are you ready

Hey you motherfucker you wanna talk shit
Come say it to our face or you gonna get hit
LAU & ORDR in the house this is our reign
You try to challenge us but all you get is pain

Making bangers all night long what you gonna do
LAU & ORDR teaching lessons like you in school
You better get on all 4s this is what we do
Eat you motherfuckers like beef stew

I'm gonna give you a few more lines before your ears go boom
New album being made, giving you the sound
Of your life that it deserves because
LAU & ORDR all day fucking lit

Yeah
Uh uh uh uh bitch

DESTRUCTION

Lyrics

Uh
Metal shit right here
Let's do this
Let's go
Yeah, yeah, uh huh
LAU & ORDR

Lost for years in my own mind
Feelings that I can not hide
Futures broken, can’t disguise
It is time to open your eyes

Fire keeps burning inside
Throwing flames from side to side
Heart is broken, I cannot lie
It is time to open your eyes

So open your eyes (eyes)
You’re in open space (space)
Open them wide (wide)
Show them your face

You know I see right through you (through you)
Don't act like you don't know me (know me)
You steal, you cheat, you lie, you lose (lose)
Wouldn't want to be in your shoes

Yeah
Open your eyes (eyes)
You're in open space (space)
Open them wide (wide)
Show them your face (face)
SHOW THEM YOUR FACE!

Face, face....

HEART IS BROKEN

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Lyrics

Creatures are flying
Candles are lighting
Hopes are dying
And it's coming for you

Candles are blowing
Nightmares are showing
Fears are mowing
And it's coming for you

FROGGER (Coming For You) (ft. Driehoofd)

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Lyrics (by Driehoofd & ORDR)

João
Seriously
Wow
Your name is fucking ugly
And it sounds like ass
You are fucking gay like Lil Nas X
You be gobblin' dick like Soda, South Dakota
All the while your own look like yoda
Broke ass don't even own a Toyota

Bitch, you fucking gay yeah (hey)
Bitch, nigger dick lover yeah
Cuz you eat cum (huh)
And you need some dick
Don't talk to me or else you will get dropped (dropped)
Watch out for your bitch cuz she will get topped (topped)

You know I want my money on the spot
If it's not right on the spot
You bet we're fighting in the parking lot
Fucking idiot you best believe you're a bitch
Everyone treats you like you're a little snitch

Bitches love LAU & ORDR
Niggas love shorter girls
Talk volumes about society
Crippling going in and out of sobriety yeah
Bitches be wanting cocaine
Our legacy will live longer than the lifespan of Kurt Cobain (Cain)
When the dog is doing, something rather mundane

What da dog doin'

FRIENDLY FIRE

LAU & ORDR's rendition of the popular Chinese communist song: 'Red Sun in the Sky'.

SOCHIAL KREDITZ.

SOCHIAL KREDITZ. 社会信用

PRODUCED BY:
LAU & ORDR
DRIEHOOFD (@ivan-b-891213276)

OVERKILL

OVERKILL.

The first ever LAU & ORDR song, now re-recorded!
Basically the first version of ROUND TWO.

Lyrics:
Yo Skittles
You wanna talk shit
You roblox sex vicious bitch
Huh??
Here we go! (yeah)
Your mom sucks my dick everyday (skittles)
I'm gonna rape your father everyday
Oh yeah jump on this dick boy (do it)
You're gonna bend ova, yeah, this flaming dick like Flaming Festival

© LAU RECORDS

LOST SONG

Lyrics:
ROBLOX FM, welcome to ROBLOX FM
Hosted by TotalDamian
A gay ass cunt
Welcome to ROBLOX FM

© LAU RECORDS

ROBLOX FM

Lyrics:
Skittles you stupid bitch
Round two
You're gonna get raped, bitch
Skittles Sim you motherfucker (fucker)
I don't know your mom but I already fucked her!
Your dad's a trucker, oh yeah you wanna play with me oh no (no)
You hobo you gonna dissapear quick!
LAU & ORDR in the house, this is our reign

© LAU RECORDS

ROUND TWO

Lyrics:
Yeah
Motherfucker!
Varn you asian motherfucker
What the fuck you sayin'
You motherfucking nigger
What the fuck you sayin'
Texas is a cunt
Gay cunt gun cunt
Serve this motherfucker
Yeah boy!
You wanna talk about me but I talk about you
Yeah boy!
I'm gonna talk about Protonox you fucking gay ass kid
You wanna talk shit
But you'll never be the same
Ohhh, you can't, yeah yo, fuck you
Yeah
Awesome

© LAU RECORDS

VARN

Lyrics:
Yeah, boy wanna speak about me
Fucking cunt
Peyzard, suck this bitch
I don't want to break you more yeah
Oh yeah

© LAU RECORDS

PEYZARD

Lyrics:

Shoutout to my boy Driehoofd

There are stories I’ve been told
Moments there’s no one to hold
Does it have to be so bold?
Does life have to be so bold?

Does life have to be so cold?
Wait for stories to unfold
Judas, in his grave, he rolled
Judas, in his grave, he rolled

There are stories to be told
Let them shine or let them mold
Left behind, uncontrolled
On the train to hell he rode

Switched into a different mode
Why so hard to crack the code?
May the ladder pave your road
May the ladder pave your road

There are stories I’ve been told
Wait for stories to unfold
Left behind, uncontrolled
May the ladder pave your road

There are stories I’ve been told
Wait for stories to unfold
Left behind, uncontrolled
May the ladder pave your road

There are stories I’ve been told
Wait for stories to unfold
Left behind, uncontrolled
May the ladder pave your road

LADDER.

Lyrics:

Put my hands in my pocket
Walk alone in my own footsteps
I look ahead without a destination
Just don't know where I'll end up

I look up, the sky is black
Another night where I look back
Our memories will forever stay in the past
Can't do anything about that, for now

Will you ever listen to me?
Without an argument, just sit down and see
I can't explain everything to you
Our situation is a whole 'nother degree

We can't do this sweetheart
All we do is constantly fall apart
You try to be the king of it all
Ding ding it's like we're in a boxing ring

I fight with my own thoughts
Figured I ain't no juggernaut
Voices in my head tell me what I do
Just stay away from me will you
LAU & ORDR in the house

23:59.

A remix we did of a classic from the LEX ET ORDO album, EXTRATERRESTRIAL! This one has... a bit more energy, you could say.

Lyrics:
They're coming, are you scared?
They're coming, are you scared?
They're coming, are you scared?
They're coming, are you scared?
They're coming, are you scared?

Extraterrestrial
What time is it?

Do it again

And we push it

They're coming, are you scared?
They're coming, are you scared?
They're coming, are you scared?
Extraterrestrial

Creatures are coming

Creatures are coming
Creatures are coming
Creatures
Creatures
Creatures
Creatures are coming

Creatures
Creatures
Coming
Coming
Creatures
Creatures
Coming
Coming
Jack it up!

Creatures are extraterrestrial
Are you scared?

EXTRATERRESTRIAL (VIP Mix)

A radio rip of LAU & ORDR (and Driehoofd) being played on Rawazzi Radio (Dit Is Helmond)on February 4th 2022.

Tracklist:
LAU & ORDR - SOCHIAL KREDITZ. 社会信用
LAU & ORDR - EXTRATERRESTRIAL (DitIsHelmond VIP Edit)
LAU, ORDR & Driehoofd - OVERKILL.

Radio rip of LAU & ORDR Medley @ Rawazzi Radio 2022

Single from the upcoming album 'J00J'.

Co-produced by Driehoofd (@ivan-b-891213276)

Lyrics:
Order in the court
Order!
Order!
Order!
Mr. David Order, order!
Miss- Order, order, order, order!
Order!
Order
I say to the children's minister
Try to calm down and behave like an adult
And if you can't, if it's beyond you,
Leave the chamber, get out, we'll manage without you
Order!
Order
Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen
Order!
Order!
Order!
Stop trying to make order in the court

ORDER - Single

ORDER

Stroking (LAU & ORDR Remix)

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Everything we publish is to be taken as a joke, listen at your own discretion.

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