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i frighten myself the most (meet jim)

i’m too high right now body dysmorphic hypochondriac attack i ate six valium i hurt it burns nobody believes me. 
im the smartest person you know and i know it ticks you off, and i know that i can be mistaken for a know it all. 
i am the antithesis of a know it all. i know what i don’t know and i don’t pretend that i know it.
and i know that sounded like a frivolous self indulgent tongue twister. 
because it was one. 
but as intentionally pretentious as all this has sounded. i am right. and i know im right because i don’t talk to somebody while they’re trying to listen to a song. 
why even bother to have a song playing if you’re just gonna talk at somebody thus ruining the listening experience?
i tend to seldom speak in general, because i listen.
i don’t talk. i listen. so i learn. so that i know what  im talking about when i decide to talk about it. 
bitch this is kindergarten level psychological warfare. 
lol
lmao 
lettuce mayonnaise and onions 
do you know what i just said? 
if you don’t you’re not allowed to google it on urban dictionary and pretend that you did. 
i know that you didn’t because in order for you to have known it, you would have had to be listening and not talking.
i don’t know why i picked lava lamp as my online alias but im way past balls deep using the name.
if for some reason some asshole wants to pull some legal copyright infringement over the name, suck my dick.
i’ll never be in the mood for court so i’ll as a backup i’ll go by
noah notgivingyoumylastname 
or ill embrace a lifetime of hearing the same stupid fucking boat jokes and have you refer to me as noah thefuckingark . 
i am fuck me r u fuck u? 
email: noahliketheboatmyth@gmail.com

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