This one was actually pretty awesome, especially that legewndary start

Plague Queen.mp3

The Ultimate Lifeform

I made this a while ago but was too lazy to make/find an image

Being Athletic In The 90s

Why does this have half a million plays
...

Download from my Dropbox at: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bz9ddhj634gaxd7/Bee%20Lo%20Green.wav?dl=0

Old link for archival purposes in case of anything (not working): https://www.dropbox.com/s/v3v2fnf56elr81m/Bee%20Lo%20Green.mp3?dl=0

Bee Lo Green

oh hey these are the same tempo

Boulevard of Broken Toys

Toxic Skeletons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXsy60f9wc

Imagine Salad - Radioactive

UPDATE FOR 2019: This track is featured on a compilation of some of my SC tracks as well as some unreleased material. https://reference2golf304.bandcamp.com/album/vol-3-the-tiger-woods-collection
Yes, I'm aware this idea has been done before. I just made my own stripped down, full-length version, that's all.

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remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

Livin La Despacito

would you stop playing with that radio of yours

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