i have had the extreme pleasure of showing this to my friends and seeing their immediate regret after doing so

Best of Jan '17

Folks, I think I speak for all of us when I say that I love SoundClown, and that I hope it will continue to thrive in 2014, Year of the SoundClown!

What Will SoundClown Do For Us, The People, In 2014?

Who Gives A Fuck

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy)

First heard this concept from ManEatingOranges with the track I Need To Stop, made the same mashup with the SSB version of the song which is much cooler and louder

I Don't Fuck With Nintendoland

Why do people only remember this song for 2 sentences?

Interior Gourmet Alliracer

Why does this have half a million plays
...

Download from my Dropbox at: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bz9ddhj634gaxd7/Bee%20Lo%20Green.wav?dl=0

Old link for archival purposes in case of anything (not working): https://www.dropbox.com/s/v3v2fnf56elr81m/Bee%20Lo%20Green.mp3?dl=0

Bee Lo Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV4cqhbHToc&feature=youtu.be

Goodnight, sweet prince.

The joke is that I have bronchitis

This has 101 downloads how the FUCK is that possible

yeah

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

Music: The Nutshack (Main Theme)
Composers: NUMP, Steven King
Aired on: Myx TV

Please read the channel description.

"The Nutshack" Theme

i'm glad this is a meme now

*notices ur buldge*

A mashup of the following artists:

The Jackson 5
The Darkness
Blink 182
50 Cent
Lil Jon
Edgar Winter
Doobie Brothers
Will Smith
Montell Jordan
Stevie Nicks
TLC
The Supremes
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Sean Paul
Apple
Mr. C The Slide Man
The Offspring
Tag Team
The Police
Quad City DJs

Birthday Bananas

"I refuse to accept this future" -Triple Q
s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBVPTdjMuUY

the real mario from mario 3 does the despacito and fucking dies ft. father yankee

whenever i hear the drop of witchcraft by pendulum

Best dubstep or whatever i dont care

Thumbnail stolen from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGn1DrK74xU

Earthbound OST - Sanctuary Guardian
Fresh Prince of Bel Air

notices ur buldge

Lavalamp Outhouse

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