Chorus:
(Chop him, chop him.. get choppin) 
(Killing like this, baby, kill him like that)
(Do it, just do it)

Verse:
Grab a knife, grab a knife
You think I’m crazy, I’m gonna have to fight
Bout to be hell of a housewife, we’ll both be there in the afterlife

His mistress found, im on the ground 
I told him on sight, got my gun
I can be a player too, rated adults only, get ready class we gonna have some fun

Just stab him like this, and shoot him like that
Kill with caution, if wanna kill a man 
Hit, don’t miss, You have to aim exact 

Just chop him like this, and blend em like that
If he’s playing, you dump his ass
In trash or acid, now you passed my class

I still hear his voice
I’ll still miss him yknow 
But I love him less than his dough
I robbed I nga all he owned 

Chorus:
(Chop him, chop him.. get choppin) 
(Killing like this, baby, kill him like that)
(Do it, just do it)

Y’know how to kill it?

Hey guuuys, Welcome to my kitchen, 
where things get gonna messy and explicit
Wanna see what I made that your man is missing? 
CookingWithLav, recipe's always illicit.

Hey girl,
I’ve been baking in the lab, making a cake while he inserting his meat slab
Cream filling overflowing, sweet surrender,
Not Betty Crocker but but I need a mixer 

Got lost in the sauce, tangy glaze,
He lickin' the bowl, lost in a daze.
You kept him hungry now he coming to me
He's begging for seconds, he’s down on his knees.

He licking the whipped cream all on my titties
I’mma Ice cream sundae, be lookin' so pretty.
You thought he was feastin' on your stale ass bread,
But he eating me out on, my gourmet instead

cooking with lav, Cookcooking with lav, cooking with lav, Cookcooking, cooking with lav, Cookcooking

CookingwithLav

Damn, Xio, Im jealous, see you better than me
If i was you, id turn it into a killing spree
I would’ve took him by the balcony, No physics math needed, 
One free falling nigga, then mission completed

 I’m like “Ok, I see where ya at”
Still his head looks better with a baseball bat
he’d be choking on his dick, I’d make him sick
Or he can on mine, I let him pick

But listen I don’t think meths enough 
I Think we should go retro
80s sounds tuff
I say cocaine
(Cocaine?!) yeah cocaine!!
I need some money right now and these bills to be paid

“Get to cooking, woman” ok, alright bet
Since he the man, make him sell, that’s a fact
So the lesson today, to get you set
I’mma gonna help Xio out, and teach ya how to make crack (and teach ya how to make crack x3)

Put the coca leaves in gasoline, take out the hydrochloride, and make sure that the leaves are dried. Said I’m frying chicken, you know i lied

(and teach you how to make crack x2)

Add some lime, cement, acid and potassium
  acetone too , and then we done
This shit will affect your brain calcium


he the “man of the house” , but im paying bills 
Wannabe pro gamer, bitch be for real 
is you a malewife , cant even decide 
But if im gonna be your wife, you better fucking mind

If there’s any lesson that we learned today
By “we” I mean he then I gotta say 
Is why enbies kill and how to make meth.

Weaponized Incompetence (Lavender Gilliam Remix)

Thinking bout her everyday 
Her smile radiates every Sunday 
I hide in the closet, I nightly pray
I’m scared for her to find me, find me (x2)

 [Chorus]
Oh honey, give me a sign
Are we on the same team 
My seraphim, seraphim

I wish you was free to see
You belong right with me
That’s all I gotta say

Pressure, pressure 
I cant take it
Hating, hating 
That gotta fake it
But still, but still why he gotta be here
In place between us too 

I hate him
I’m trying , but fuck it
Why you wanna date him 
I’m your best friend but in my eyes you’re more and that’s the truth

Thinking bout her everyday 
Her smile radiates every Sunday 
I hide in the closet, I nightly pray
I’m scared for her to find me, find me (x2)

 [Chorus]
Oh honey, give me a sign
Are we on the same team 
My seraphim, seraphim

I wish you was free to see
You belong right with me
That’s all I gotta say

Seraphim (prod. tykun x shanks)

I wanna get it on 
I wanna have some fun
I wanna get those hundred bills, go fuck those ones
I need to be THAT thing
I know I’m everything 
Just make me famous even tho I can’t fucking sing 

I want some dirty coke, with that good cream, n bit of lime 
I need his check to hit so I won’t have to touch a dime
I know I can have it cause I know I’m that hella fine
Robbing bitches, robbing hoes
I’ll rob you bitch, and steal your hoes

[mumbled chorus plays]

Oh just hold me tight 
Oh uh, uh, uh, another night
I love you, you fuck me right
I wanna Uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh

I wanna be on top, these niggas can not handle me
I need go on tour now, See you hoes in NYC
They hate my size, cuz my thighs it brings them to the yard.
Midriffs are right, forget the “wrong”
Going diving with my pink ass thong 

[mumbled chorus plays]

I want

Y’all acting scary over a job
I need one hard and fast
 “we’ll get back to you shortly”
I don’t care, I’m beating that ass 

Mom stressing me about being broke
I finished college I’m hella tired
“Leave me alone, got no energy acquired”
“You’ll be on the streets if I fucking croak”

Oh little do they know 
I’m one smart hoe
You think I don’t know 
I’m too sexy to work hoe

Job market so shit Walmart being picky
Bout to turn on my location fuck the dads in my city 
My man work 9-5, gave me a to do list
Fuck tradwife, gonna sell my ass to make do with 

Do I have give one myself 
Hand, oral, foot for a quarter
Guess I gotta fuck 2 Hundred 
ngas fw women with disorders 

I’ll just rob ngas blind or in front they face
I’m too young to be in a workplace 

I want more money 
I want your money 
I want more money 
I want your money (2x)

Fuck the job market

Chorus:
Boy hurry up and call me
I’m waiting just call me
Boy hurry up and call me
Whatcha doing, go call me

One missed call. No call back 
One missed call. No call back
You know you like me, I do
Not so confident, well that’s new

I sent a text, said “love you”
Might sent a pic, no a nude 
Took a screenie, left me on seen
that’s rude, just fuck me

Chorus:
Boy hurry up and call me
I’m waiting just call me
Boy hurry up and call me
Whatcha doing, go call me

Hurry up (prod. Rainsixxty)

F-F-Fuck Altanta (long ass nails with the biggest bandz)
F-F-Fuck Altanta 
F-F-Fuck Altanta 
(long ass nails with the biggest bandz)
F-F-Fuck Altanta 

y’all know what im bout 
I cruise, swerve, check bitches out
You Sub ngas better to watch out
Boutta steal Georgia then I’m out 

F-F-Fuck Altanta x2

Catch me on the block
Catch in savannah
Catch me in your area
I’m the South’s Americana

Catch me on the block
Catch in savannah
Catch me in your area
I’m the South’s Americana

Ngas can’t keep up with me, I’m hard as boards, like as a feather
Shopping spree blow out, then I’ll out dress you in any weather 

F-F-Fuck Altanta x3
long ass with the biggest bandz
Big ass city with the biggest fans
F-F-Fuck Altanta 

F-F-Fuck Altanta (long ass nails with the biggest bandz)
F-F-Fuck Altanta 
F-F-Fuck Altanta (long ass nails with the biggest bandz)
F-F-Fuck Altanta

Fuck Atlanta

Your loves chills up, I get so high
But all Cold, I’ll thrive, without your name 
I concentrate my dreams within every flare
And once I manifest, it’s my reality

R3alitty

Got no baby by a no bum 
Cause I’m not that fucking dumb (x4)

Got no baby by a no bum 
Cause I’m not that fucking dumb
If I end up with a son, I’m gonna inflict me with my gun.
Fix it, turn up you know this shit is tough
I’m just getting it started, yall not getting it enough 

You know I keep it juicy and you know I keep it fresh
Got to get glitter now, I keep it on my chest
Got some mis’sippi girls, they get that pie rich
Gotta tie my hair, then I’ll be that pretty bitch

Yeah, I know I’m a virgin, and I know I’m a slut
I don’t need no baby to say I made them nut 
If he want a quickie, go stick it in my butt

Girl it’s your birthday, you gonna party like it’s your birthday 
I’m gonna party like it’s everyday, I don’t have to wait for Mother’s Day 

Got no baby by no bum.. cause I’m not that fucking dumb (x2)

Got no baby by no bum bum cause I’m not 

Got no baby by a no bum 
Cause I’m not that fucking dumb
I’m only 20 up, and I caused a big scene 
You don’t fuck with my music but you don’t know what I mean
I killed that curse off, I made me my own queen

My Tummy gives childbirth cause I deliver everyday
Acting you never saw a belly inna light of day
“Got a body of having 3” i can’t help when I’m  due
stupid ngas on my dick, guess I’m the father too

Act a fool, act a fool, act a fool
Who needs knives I got long nails for tools
Y’all can handle a snack, but you can’t stomach a meal
I see some something precious you know have to steal

Childfree 
Get degrees
reality 

Drop that bass, go hard

#Ikilledteenpregnancy

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