its okay to mald over the fact that in DOATK, people fight to the death instead of it not being a tourney.

Wait why is Adam there? Didn’t Hamood lose that match?

13TH PLACE: DONALD J. TRUMP
The A Hat In Time rep being gone early, *pensive* He was in a pretty bad bracket placing ngl. He should’ve lost against Evil Morty but he was still a good DOATK rep.

R.I.P Ruin Guy, Funny dog, Orange Man, & Uh Khakis. They were real ones...

they deserve a proper sendoff
special thanks: xtuneyx for providing open the sky pull, speedwagon's hat for providing a lot of sources (none used, still thanks), and dr. diary for. y'know.

VICTIM 14: Inugami Korone
- vi︎r︎t︎ua︎l con︎te︎nt︎ cre︎a︎to︎r︎s & artists
- fi︎n︎ge︎rs & m︎e︎l︎e︎e we︎ap︎ons︎
- doo︎m & d︎ogs︎
- cooking & baked goods
- an︎y ga︎m︎e pl︎ay︎ed b︎y an︎ off︎ic︎I︎a︎l ho︎l︎oli︎v︎e︎ me︎m︎ber︎
- gore and gods

VICTIM 2: Adam Conover
- programs aired on trutv, & anything relating to collegehumor.
- comedians & nerds, real or fictional.
- things I've ruined, general ruin/ruining, & anything I've been involved with.
- knowledge, the truth, and common misconceptions.
- educational media.
- netflix originals & exclusives.

VICTIM 3: Jake from StateFarm
- adv︎ert︎is︎e︎m︎e︎n︎ts
- c︎lo︎t︎hin︎g it︎e︎m︎s
- audio-based technology
- time, the night, & specific hours of the day
- innuendos, replaced actors, & "generic white people" music
- deals, insurance, & what state farm insures

VICTIM 10: Donald Trump
- d︎o︎n︎a︎l︎d︎ t︎r︎u︎mp︎ m︎e︎d︎I︎a, r︎a︎p︎ b︎a︎t︎t︎l︎e︎s︎, d︎I︎s︎s︎ t︎r︎a︎c︎ks︎, & o︎w︎n︎I︎n︎g︎ t︎h︎e l︎I︎b︎t︎a︎r︎d︎s︎
- p︎o︎l︎I︎t︎I︎c︎s︎, war, r︎u︎l︎I︎n︎g︎, & r︎o︎y︎a︎l︎t︎y︎ ︎
- c︎o︎n︎s︎p︎I︎r︎a︎c︎y︎ t︎h︎e︎o︎r︎I︎e︎s︎, lies, &︎ f︎a︎lse statements
- america, its artists, its presidents, & its culture
- radiation, mutation, & accidents
- songs sung by villains, & media featuring villains who won

end of a life - Calliope Mori (Virtual Content Creators)
Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's (Generic White People Music)
Open the Sky - The Stupendium (Things I've Ruined: Outdoor Cats, Technology)
Memory - UNDERTALE (Things I've Ruined: Human Brain)
Live Again - Calliope Mori (Virtual Content Creators)
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day (American Artists, American Culture)
Adam's Song - blink-182 (Things I've Ruined: "Myself", Death)

friends on the other side

@leaky-steve-1 < what is this

read "dangers in my heart".

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