I wrote and recorded this track about 8 yrs ago! Scary.. I still haven't settled down! Except with my lover boy. One love for my Lord D.. you're all but more of my core's hope! (feel you with every pore-dope.)  xx It seems it has returned from the witches embers..

Settle Gretel! - LAYLA- Produced by DAZASTAH

A little taste of 'LAY STAY UNPAID' - Dilla tribute and deep therapy session. Eeeek.

SHE IS BUT A LOVED, BROKEN CADILLAC -LAYLA- (J Dilla beat- Cadillac- Jay Stay Paid)

WARNING: Don't over think things. Regular thinking is enough.

Desperate Housohwives in the Night - LAYLA - (J Dilla beat- In the Night-Jay Stay Paid)

Coming Back to Here - LAYLA - ('Coming Back' beat by J Dilla from Jay Stay Paid) #RIPDILLA

AWWW Everyone knows I'm in love with a little music making primate. And LUCKILY the feeling's mutual. I cackled making this, the hook was a drunken joke with my girl Chandi.. but shucks, gotta have some fun in this rap game yes? #WHYSOSERIOUS #EYCHUCKFACE

TAP IN! - LAYLA- ('On Stilts' by J DILLA-Jay Stay Paid)

What Becomes of The Broken Hearted? *coffs - LAYLA - (Cadillac beat- J Dilla)

Yes i know. Im meant to be prioritising the album.. but sometimes you can't help what comes out. And sometimes you gotta have formula when you want real tittie milk. Wrote this the other night to a fat just blaze instro and just had to put it down! #canttimeSELFTHERAPY 

Risky & Scratchie - LAYLA- (JUST BLAZE beat 'The Letter P')

When I Need It. (I really don't need it.) Rated 'aRgh' -LAYLA- (Alchemist Dark Riders Instro)

So I heard Iggy Azalea's 'Bounce' track yesterday, 
and couldn't resist putting my own flip on it. ;)
 #LALANESE #thumbscrewedbaby

..Meanwhile, she won't be eating cheap lentils for dinner. 

OUNCE - LAYLA- (Iggy parody flip)

I have a vagina. It shouldn't matter, Dickhead. 

Oh My Goddess ('Don't do Hugs' cont..)- LAYLA - Jay Z 'OMG' beat

Well I'm no Dizzee Rascal... more like an Unbusy Asshole..but ALAS! 
Daz wasn't home last night to whip me up a beat when 'THE writing URGE' hit.. so, apologies for the jack boys... But this is what came out.
Super rough.. couldnt justify spending more than a few hours on it.. #TangentQueen
BACK TO THE ALBUMS LAAAAAAHHHHH!

#THEAXISSWING #LIBRANPAIN #Febreeze #ShesSTILLSITTINGHERE


DO 'The Axis Swing' - LAYLA - (Fekky x Dizzee Rascal's 'Still Sitting Here' Instro)

When you find a Reaper file in your recent items called
 'OLD ZUCCHINI'..
Must've needed a vent.
#WhingeyBitch
#SoChangeThen
#WhereDoesSheComeFromAndWhereDoesSheGo?
#RandomRantNotAdamAnt 



Random Rant.. 'Old Zucchini' - LAYLA - (Alchemist's 'Divine Intervention' instrum)

A quick Sit 'n Spit. Not a real song. Just trailer trashed brain vom over an Alchemist instro.

Real stuff to come.. Thanks for holding...

Shame on Spine - LAYLA - (Alchemist 'Legendary Mesh' instrumental)

no sound proofing or dazastah beats!.. excuse the roughness..Just messing bout on a rainy arvo.

(thanks to jay z/9th for the jack..)

Everything's a Threat..   (Jay Z Threat beat)

Just a little something from the warped world of Lalaland..
Apologies for the natural crudeness..

Produced by the almighty Rob Shaker.

The Ugly Buddy - LAYLA - Produced by Rob Shaker *EXPLICIT-ish

An old track off the SBX mix tape ' Beat Jacking for Dummies Volume 1"..

Seems i'm still stuck in the same cosmic shit.

Soular  (SBX- BEAT JACKING FOR DUMMIES Vol. 1) - Alchemist beat.

Ever felt like a deceased shlong?.. No mojo? Well i did. And this is what came out of it..

Dead Dick - LAYLA - Produced by Dazastah - cuts by Dazastah

Yep she's still battling her inner balls-up.. Which does indeed constitute for the majority of her life.

(The secret track on Draphto's 'The Life of Riley'..) 

Letters to the Editor - LAYLA - Produced by Trials

Yep, living 30 seconds from the Flying Scotsman I spent a lot of time there between 5.30-630 on a weekday, with my writing pad and my shrapnel.. I barely remember writing this but apparently i did! yeehaaa.
And please, don't really get your cock out. I find the majority of them repulsive.

Shout out to Complete on this one. Im not sure if your cock is repulsive, but wiping fresh turd on your brow certainly was. It was still cool though. Respect.

Favourite Hour - LAYLA - produced by Dazastah

Going out to.. arhh who cares. You bitch(es) know who you are. (or.. possibly not..) . Hahhaha.  Blahhhhh!

MISSING LINK (Clean. Nice. Calm. Version)           - LAYLA - Produced & cuts by Dazastah

Yep we're all a tad (pole) paranoid about the simplicity of pregnancy, and yet on the flip side the fear of one day wanting children and not being able to have them. We've been obsessed with sex and all its lumps and bumps since we found our first mousy-brown pube.  So one day almost a decade ago, as i was wigging out over whether i should stay on the pill or not.. i wrote this. Shouts out to my sexy 'dick' for freshening up the beat!   It was called fisted fallopians for a long time. But the visuals weren't so cool.          Love The HUmAn ConDOm. ( now that's better!)

Fallopian Frogs - LAYLA - produced by Dazastah

Good ol' Layzy Lay hey. This song isn't really about sleeping tablets. God dayem, they're the last thing I need. In fact, some may say I'm not unlike a human version of a box of stilnox. I could blame it on the iron deficiency.. but that would only be denying the sad existence of a waivering creative mojo, and the fact that hanging out or sleeping, is easier than actually working hard.. (therefore, running the risk of self disappointment or even more daunting, actually succeeding at a goal!)  You know you're in trouble when the word 'goal' or 'plan' makes you cringe with a little reflux of guilt vom. 
And I'm 'still not' driving, riding, studying, cleansing, stretching, saving, dancing, singing, juicing, writing, quitting, reading, releasing, exercising, or breathing. 
Oh hang on I’m breathing. Just.
But I’m definitely not pregnant.

This one will also appear on the upcoming mixtape.
Bout time I quit sleeping on myself ey.

Still Not. -LAYLA- produced and cuts by Dazastah

Another bout of paranoid psychosis. What am I doing here?  ..Again.

Ambushed - LAYLA - Produced by Dazastah

Produced by Opt. A splash of guitar by Charlie Chimp. This one's from about '06. 
Lala's dirty closet of missing garments..
And.
Issues.



PiCk uP THe pEAcEs  *sic - LAYLA - Produced by Optamus

I came across this old track which I wrote during a time of grief after losing two old friends, one who was killed on the way home from the other's wake. It was messed up. Fucking horrible.. And so devastating for the friends and family who had already lost others in the crew to shitty circumstances. The mix is dodgy and don't have any of the files bar this basic bounce, but I know now, that writing it played some part of my mourning at the time. RIP fellas. - "Bomb the clouds with our crew, bumped up to the next plateau.."

Beyond the Ends.. - LAYLA - Produced by DAZASTAH

This is more of a mental-venting blog rather than real music. Not to mention half are sporadically dropped over jacked beats (When the spasm hits and Dazastah's not around..) This is pure blabber. WARNING: I suffer from Irritable Brain Syndrome and I talk a lot of Caca. When it comes, I'm kind of a gusher and well, let's hope you got tissues. NB: Usually rhymes things.  (Australia, Drama/ Horror/ Comedy/ Lifestyle/ Gardening/ Cooking/ Coarse Language/ Adult themes/ Drug references/ Sex scenes. Rated 'aRgh') Another warning: Slightly Depressive-Lost-Lazy-Ass. May get annoying. 
No excuse none-the-less. 
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