You already know your revenge ark on those cloaked start when you hear this

wakey wakey little Baby ... i Said get the fuck Up !

Me using my comically large spoon to literally delete people

AHHHHHHH i need a medic bag - dallas gameplay

“You call this resisting arrest?! WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!”

*cloaker sound* WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!

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Dark Matter

Omega

THIS ISN’T MINE AAA

Credits: https://youtu.be/s5JdvfpuuZ0 :)

Let there be Chaos (Chaos Insurgency raid theme)

OUTDATED, New version here:
https://soundcloud.com/hydrogenlogic/ken-ashcorp-absolute-territory-re-cover

So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this full shitpost.

EDIT: I removed the original song's intro because it was just for a bit I wanted to do on the youtube version. I also improved the mixing a bit.

Thumbnail taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJBUauU-CE&t=49s

Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
www.youtube.com/c/kenashcorp

LYRICS if you can't really hear them right (isolated vocals kinda suck I know):
--------------------

She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt

I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!

Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening

I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)

That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact

I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(OUTDATED) Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (Cover V1)

Razormind

The mercenaries after committing 20 war crimes in less than 5 minutes:

I’m Only Humann (TF2 Mercs Edition)

Ablation feat. Kenli Mattus

Mashup by me. EDIT: Damn 2 years later and this track is still getting likes, thanks everyone!
Here's some other BM x SCP mashups I made:
https://soundcloud.com/thepeculiarorange/black-mesa-x-scp-foundation-theme-2
https://soundcloud.com/thepeculiarorange/black-mesa-xen-x-scp-foundation-theme
Songs Used:
Joel Nielsen - Blast Pit 3 [Black Mesa Soundtrack]
Ajoura - SCP Foundation Theme [Used in SCP: Secret Laboratory]

Black Mesa Blast Pit 3 x SCP Foundation Theme (Joel Nielsen x Ajoura)

for those who want to listen to some rocket jump waltz and remember rick may and may he rest in peace.

Team Fortress 2 - Rocket Jump Waltz Orchestra (Extended 6 Minutes)

Hello C O M R A D E S! We Need To Get The 
A S S ! 

BLU Heavy: "D A !"

RED Heavy: "Y I S, The A S S Must Be 
C L A I M E D !"

Hello my comrades I got another wonderful song but with the B A S S  B O O S T E D it's from The Pootis Engage Animation! I believe people on the English side of SoundCloud are having trouble finding this S O N G so here you go guys! go support the animation and go enjoy the Original Song that the Russian Rush was playing to get that A S S! Enjoy! ♥️ (◕o◕ )

(Have any requests? Put a comment telling me the cover with the link in your comment!)

Pootis Engage Animation: https://youtu.be/t2wxFRxXPIA

Original Song: 
https://youtu.be/_kj4iHxaueU


(Edit: 420 L i k e s?? (      ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
(Edit 2: Ty for the 1,000 likes guys! ❤️)
(Edit 3: My God almost 2,000 likes!? ty guys!💜)

Pootis Engage - Russian Rush For ASS (English Name) Smeshariki - from the screw(bass boosted)

payday 2 police assault in progress music
bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh

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