Copy of Scratch Came Scratch Saw Scratch Conquered

Excursions in Soul Reggae Funk & Dub

Matumbee (feat. Booker Gee & Blundetto)

Scratch Came Scratch Saw Scratch Conquered

Yee Ha Ha Ha

Having A Party

Jealousy

Saint Selassie

Heavy Voodoo

Scratch Is Alive

I shipped a tank, UI made of nails,
Go-core fortress, but it still fails—
Not the server, not the load, not the stack,
It’s the human hitting friction, snapping back.
I preached KISS, DRY, “clean, correct,”
While users ate error text and regret.
Support isn’t tickets, docs, or pride—
Support is the path where people don’t collide.

[Chorus]
UX! Or it’s dead on arrival,
UX! No more “read the manual,”
Cut the noise, cut the fat, cut the myth—
Make it work, make it clear, make it swift.
UX! Serve or get out the way,
Fifteen days, final sprint, no delays—
If it’s hard, it’s wrong, that’s the proof:
Make it smooth or burn the roof.

[Verse 2]
I fished features “for them,” what a joke,
They don’t want my fish, they want the boat.
Onboarding in thirty seconds flat,
Buttons that say what they do—imagine that.
Errors that heal, not punch the face,
Defaults that guide, not waste their days.
If it doesn’t help today, it dies—
No funeral, no meeting, no lies.

[Bridge (half-time shout, then snap back)]
No more ego-coded mazes.
No more “power user” excuses.
Humans first. Flow first.
Then scale, then style, then whatever.

[Final Chorus (double-time)]
UX! Or it’s dead on arrival,
UX! No more “read the manual,”
Ship the passage, not the bragging rights—
From “I quit” to “I get it” in one clean bite.
UX! Serve or get out the way,
Fifteen days, final sprint, no delays—
If it’s hard, it’s wrong, that’s the proof:
Make it smooth or burn the roof.


UX OR DIE TRYING

Joe Dukie et DJ Fitchie - Midnight Marauders

The Keyboard King at Studio One

Wall Street

Barry Myers Presents Scratchy Sounds (Ska, Dub, Roots & Reggae Nuggets)

Seventy Two Nations

Jackie Mittoo Featuring Tommy Mccook - the Collectors Box Set

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The Russians Are Coming / Lonely Girl

The Russians Are Coming

Here's an alternate Dub of the theme song from Flowering Inferno's 'Dog with a Rope'. Dubbing recorded live on the board during mixdown. 

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Yee Ha Ha Ha

Lee "Scratch" Perry

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