years of music and he still sounds shit LOL

https://soundcloud.com/poke-ai/yasu-the-toe-sucker-ft-poke-ai

Published: 12 April, 2025
Ft: sabriina 
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Lyrics:

guess whooo,
oh he knows who it is,

18, 19 
18, 19 
he pushin 30 
18, 19
18, 19

put it in the bag then i bring it back to joyce
thought u could play the game bitch u didnt have a choice 
got me coming back 
im glad 
got ya hoes mad 
too bad 
tell em holla back 

and look, i dont like bitches that be flirtin w they friends mans
making hella comments someone please catch these bitches hands
put her in headlock make that bitches eyes pop
who the fuck does that lil bitch u a fucking bop 
fuck all them games bitch u know who im on about 
ryhmes with bumma put that bitch up in a whore house
whores mouth, sucking on it like u think u up now
get fucked down, by old dick, that pussy really tired out

shits sick, how quick bitches switch
its girls support girls till they hungry for dick
its girls support girls till ya man sucks they clit
its girls support girls till they finally get picked

man joyce u gotta hop on this beat, you gotta catch it real quick,
yeah yeah i got it,

you talking a lot bet you never gon stop
claiming me a bop, but you been on that block
u been a cheater day one, so i went and had fun
bitch you're mad i aint stuck on you, like you're on me, it's done
your crew in my dms and they flirtin like fans
dont trip, i aint bumma, i wont take ya mans

fake ass friends, fake ass words, u want my validation here it is bitch your heard

haha yo he's 5'6 w some attitude 
cant catch a beat yea it's runnin 
from the likes of you
what, was that a diss? u sound like a fan bitch come give me a kiss (mwah)

yo joyce now get this
he got side tings right?
this old dude braggin about seeing titties at night
26, cant speak, can cheat
on facetime with hoes while she fucking sleeps
thats weak

yo unc how ya own boys exposing?
talking all that heat but it comes out frozen
talking bout cheat when you know thats not right 
we got clips that would keep ur bum ass up at night

sickening thats how it makes me feel
stays chasen new girls guess this man loves the thrill
he catch em
release em 
he catch em 
he cheat em 
he cant catch a break 
man this unc can not keep em

ik u hear me when i fucking speak flow so good make u wanna learn to catch a beat
put ya ass right to sleep
got you feelin really weak
pulled a you on u now it's fuck u
respectfully

(i love you a lot joyce)

(i was flirting with #### with emily behind joyces back)

18/19

done for the meme, stayed for the murder, snuck a diss to me in my song, its over.

(i'm going to bed eventually)
prod. zetry

performed, mixed & mastered by LeeDaNoodle

sing/songwriting by LeeDaNoodle

graphic design by LeeDaNoodle

lyrics:
(type shit type shit type shit type shit type shit
type shit type shit type shit no
type shit type shit type shit type shit make these into my bitch
lets go like)

I didn't know I was dealing with a man whore
take away your ability and power you're
terminated
fuck it you must hate this
behind that mask you aint nothing but the fakest
(ah shit)

okay okay okay okay
(type shit)
if it wasn't for my mix
you would sound like shit
pretend I ain't seen that sneaky little diss
who wants a feature that sounds like shit
and if you ain't careful its your head that's split
let me get back
chop up with a british flow
oh shit oh shit
your flow predictable

so let me guess your surrounded by yes men
played your track once now I gotta vent man
maybe try stay on beat before coming with a diss
you ain't put any effort in your shit man

see all you do is just speak on the beat bro
(kinda like this)
if I actually taught you how to make music
your head would spinning though
(that's true)
ah
okay let me go ahead and speak facts
(yeah?)
this mans got an ego problem that's that
(okay)
and he knows it
give him valid criticism he calls that shit bogus
(true)
taking down titans with focus
(heh)

I didn't know I was dealing with a man whore
take away your ability and power you're
terminated
fuck it you must hate this
behind that mask you aint nothing but the fakest
(ah shit)

okay okay okay okay
(type shit)
if it wasn't for my mix
you would sound like shit
pretend I ain't seen that sneaky little diss
who wants a feature that sounds like shit
and if you ain't careful its your head that's split
let me get back
chop up with a british flow
oh shit oh shit
your flow predictable

so let me guess your surrounded by yes men
played your track once now I gotta vent man
maybe try stay on beat before coming with a diss
you ain't put any effort in your shit man

this guy cucks his friends
and I know it's hard to believe
2 girls crushing on him
but he doesn't inform villy
that's crazy
snake your boy like that one more time
I feel bad for villy my slime
and that just can't get out my mind

I didn't know I was dealing with a man whore
take away your ability and power you're
terminated
fuck it you must hate this
behind that mask you aint nothing but the fakest
(ah shit)

okay okay okay okay
(type shit)
if it wasn't for my mix
you would sound like shit
pretend I ain't seen that sneaky little diss
who wants a feature that sounds like shit
and if you ain't careful its your head that's split
let me get back
chop up with a british flow
oh shit oh shit
your flow predictable

so let me guess your surrounded by yes men
played your track once now I gotta vent man
maybe try stay on beat before coming with a diss
you ain't put any effort in your shit man
you ain't put any effort in your shit man
you ain't put any effort in your shit man
you ain't put any effort in your shit man
you ain't put any effort in your shit man
you ain't put any effort in your s- man
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ego death

Obu joined the game.

The beat is made in 15-20 minuteish. Definitely not good at this shit, just bored.

Lyrics:

Your mix sound  like a toaster with a feet?
your diss track sound like trash with a beat 
So next time you diss, bring heat, not a whimper,
And check your kicks they sound like a printer.

You rhyme like your mic had stage fright,
Every bar you drop just don’t quite sound right.
if you want, if you want it i can teach you how to mix it

ya so 
lemme teach you how to make a fucking beat
stop acting like you aint beat your meat.
He likes 10 year under so dont repeat
Ten years in the lab still stuck in repeat.

I know it's dog shit lyrics, no hate, just AI.

Toaster Feet Mix - OBU

thought i'd teach you how :D

prod. LitKidBeats

performed,mixed & mastered by LeeDaNoodle

graphic design by leedanoodle

sing/songwriting by leedanoodle

lyrics:
hey there yasu!
it's your favourite corny artist back! (oh yeah)
I thought i'd give you lesson (uh huh) on how to not sound wack (oh hoo)
okay let's start
write some lyrics with a pen (grab it)
play them back in your mind (yeah)
make sure to turn your low end down
it's sort of a crime (uh oh)
go ahead adjust them to your microphone
if you can't do it
don't worry you're not alone (true)
let me show you how to use the compressor (tell em)
if you used it oh gosh you'd probably sound better (that's very true)

you made it this far (yeah) it's time to take a break (good job)
load up some youtube or maybe masturbate
too busy seething at my subscriber count (chaching)
to get yourself laid (no pussy)
30k+ (mhm)
you say our views ain't the same
11k in just the past 28 days (woah)
if I tried i'd be insane but I do all of this
effortlessly

lock in class
you gotta do it well
look at you shining so bright
you do it so well
I almost couldn't tell that you were a prick
who cheated on his girl 2 days into their relationship
I don't try hard
and I aint screaming for pussy
this shit gon get heavy
i'm taking my shot
even when you give it all that you got
you'll never be as good as me
sorry I almost gave 2 fucks (Oh no!)
let me bring back the silly voice
sorry my bad (yeah let me bring it back)
let me speak on the beat too (yeah)

i'm sorry yasu
I didn't mean to offend
notice how the only people commenting are yes men
I got no beef with them
honestly
but something tells me you got your pcs open see
I know you got multiple tabs open
playing your songs
but i'll ignore it for now
if you just learn along

so I actually recommend getting fresh air
its a free plugin
and if you plug it in
people might just stop and stare
it makes your vocals crisp
gets them nice and sharp
but I should probably tell you ha
where to start

personally
for my background noise
I use proximity
it's kinda hard to find a working download
but if you do
well it's not a lot to handle
silly boy

wait what the fuck
she said she wont let me hit?
OH NO! WHAT THE FUCK >:(
that's crazy
you think in e-pussy?
you're 26 and still getting e-pussy?
i'm actually baffled
I just got sent a titty pic while recording this oh shit nice
---------------------------------

how to...

last track on this clown, i'm pretty sure he could tell, ego so high he still went and fell

gg no re pussy <3

prod HamdiBeats

performed, mixed & mastered by LeeDaNoodle

sing/songwriting by LeeDaNoodle

graphic design by LeeDaNoodle

Lyrics:
I got you in my scope
oh shit knifes to your throat
rogangsta, try so hard to cope
can't believe you really want the smoke
bout time that I finally awoke
keep chatting all that shit you a joke
its about time that he really went ghost
know I best not see another post
little canadian BUSSY doing the most
surrounded by yes men raise a toast
clap clap yasu made another track
you got a corny artist dogging on your ass
I try not go to hard
I try not kiss and tell
i'm surprised he responded I ain't a female
its something to laugh at when its said and done
took on titans bait em with a tight tongue
bitch if I rung you'd be high strung
wasting breath on a pussy i'm done with this tight cunt
see something you ain't ever know about me
I used to rap on shitty trap beats
that's the only similarity you have with me
oh shit I know
I'm respected in every single place that I go
had to cook a secret formula
to watch you cope
dissed him on edm
ha still had better flow
oh shit he took the bait?
no way really? 
wait
I test the waters
with a couple of flows
that you hate
but you get all your flows from drake
this is a mistake
with a diss like that
you must've known i'd take the piss
cause a heart attack
keep saying you won all you want
but it's not true
we're both hobby artists
made a career out mine dude
so on keep chatting shit
the boy that won't be missed
planned my own funeral just to hear your shitty diss
I might just respond
probably ain't the case
if I ain't got clout
why the fuck you want a taste
stupid little cunt
go shave off that goatee
this prick think he know me
oh shit did I hurt his ego?
he's below me
lowkey
I ain't ever been the type to rap
but if this the competition
I might kill those kinda tracks
tell me how you operating off of cool points
notice how I change my flow up like a nuisance
I can only give advice to the weak if they ask
after hearing your shit
time to wipe your ass
I meant what was that bar?
seriously
send his body back home in a casket
nevermind I might do a bit more damage
baited your ass and guess what I planned it
I got you in my scope
oh shit knifes to your throat
rogangsta, try so hard to cope
can't believe you really want the smoke
bout time that I finally awoke
keep chatting all that shit you a joke
its about time that he really went ghost
know I best not see another post
little canadian BUSSY doing the most
surrounded by yes men raise a toast
clap clap yasu made another track
you got a corny artist dogging on your ass
I try not go to hard
I try not kiss and tell
i'm surprised he responded I ain't a female
its something to laugh at when its said and done
took on titans bait em with a tight tongue
bitch if I rung you'd be high strung
wasting breath on a pussy i'm done with this tight cunt
see something you ain't ever know about me
I used to rap on shitty trap beats
that's the only similarity you have with me
oh shit I know
I'm respected in every single place that I go
had to cook a secret formula
to watch you cope
dissed him on edm
ha still had better flow
oh shit he took the bait?
no way really? 
wait
I test the waters
with a couple of flows
that you hate
but you get all your flows from drake
this is a mistake
with a diss like that
you must've known i'd take the piss
cause a heart attack
keep saying you won all you want
but it's not true
we're both hobby artists
made a career out mine dude
(goofy ahh adlibs he struggled to record lol)

BAITED

(Lyrics)

do you ever think about?
about how im doing now

about what you could've missed out
on
since you've been gone

do you ever really think about
about what we could've been?

do you wonder if i cut my hair?
made new friends?

maybe met a guy?
who's just my type

who saw it through
he promised me a good life?
would it make you sad? 

if that were true?

do the memories haunt your mind?
do you think of me all the time?

do you wish you could find the words 
to come back and make it all right?

baby i wont lie
sometimes when i sleep at night
dreams of our future life
cloud my mind 

sometimes i think you regret
all the missed time we've spent
sometimes i think i understand it 
how it all played out

and i know i know
if you came back 
id be told id be told 
never go back

but i think if even for a small sec
id catch myself holdin my breath

would you ask me what ive thought about?
would you ask me how im doing now?
would you ask me what you miss out on, since you've been gone?
would you ask me if i, cut my hair?
would you ask me if i, made new friends?
would you ask me if there, was a new guy you had to worry about?

would you worry
would you say sorry
would you still care..
do you ever think about..

about what im doing now?

about what you could've missed out on, since you've been gone..


the voicemail i cant send

sidequest done, that was really fun, enjoy this leftover track after all is said and done.

(dunno why I even dissed you... oh well still gg no re tho LOL)

Prod by twothirtxxn

performed,mixed & mastered by LeeDaNoodle

sing/songwriting by LeeDaNoodle

graphic design by LeeDaNoodle

art by LeeDaNoodle

lyrics:
yeah
ah shit
did I bait your bitch assssss
awwh i'm sorry
lock in
oh shit I can spit real fast
guess this little prick ain't know that
and I hate to say it to ya but
all your songs end up in trash
let me stop right there
fuck with the beat give a damn if you care
ahhh I spit with the eight gates flow
suck it suck it
you ain't sasuke hoe
keep glazing this dick
that line was shit
and I ain't ever spit like this before
this a mocking track
shit rewind it back
and I'm still spazzing on a beat or track
keep my talents pushed straight to the back
and if I don't?

cause you cardiac
now let me go
this wannabe cardi
has to recycle flows from previous tracks
oh no I guess he can't spit facts
you woke slim shady up you ----
oh no

here hold this (L)
it took you way too long to notice
I just had to stop right there and focus
got ways to make you fucking choke it
had to wipe my ass with your album cover
just to see if the rage bait worked
had to go off beat just to speak to you
in your own language you twerp
HI PAL!

if i'm rapping i'm repping
i'm causing this damage
i'm fucking my girl on the go
you got egotistical problems that'll cause your
face to end up on the floor with the dirt
I got nowhere to go
you got nowhere to hide
i'm pimping out shit
just to say my goodbyes
and i'll spaz on a track

mumble rappers
mumble rappers rise up
face tatted
fit shit
with some lean in his cup
sent a dick pic to your homie's girl
ain't that kinda crazy
you just awoke the british version of slim shady
(that's an awfully hot coffee pot)
you just start to talk a lot
fake friends everywhere and i'm ready to load a shot
go shoot up another neighbourhood like you claim
if you really that bad why the fuck do you want my fame?
I stopped this shit with the baited track
but you keep on riding my meat
that's the way of a sore fellow
squirming in defeat

[-recorded after he released his interesting track-]

I really can't believe I had to wake up just for that
to be honest with you I just need an excuse to rap
from the start
and from the pad and to the pen
why the fuck you going after others not involved my man
oh my god
what the fuck was that?
you asked to end the diss tracks yeah i'm okay with that
I was in it for the meme anyway

pixels
it started all from pixels
made some valid points in my tracks
don't let em miss you
I took all of it with a grain of salt
and it poured out on the sand
let me stop
let me stop right there
the diss track seasons over man
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leftoversfromdisstrackseason2.

Prod. HXSHXR BEATS

mixed, mastered & performed by LeeDaNoodle

sing/songwriting by LeeDaNoodle

graphic design by LeeDaNoodle

winner of the diss tracks: LeeDaNoodle

Lyrics:
I know I must've spat upon a track
and my brains infested
with some kinda sound that I had
weird thing is I've kept it to my notes
the dams bouta crack
maybe there might a way back to the calm version I had
oh shit
now let me go
i'm popping these shots to roll
i'm pissed at you all you
so you best learn how to cope
could send diss tracks left and right
if i'm chopping on the mic
it would take to long to diss you overnight
yeah alright
don't
don't really care
but if its something you might like
I might spit another triple
I might spit between her thighs
cause it's
so gory
wouldn't care to find d0riii
if i'm up against the cone
then its something I find boring
let me rap another name
let me fuck up on a beat
if it was up to moon she'd be sniffing somebody's feet...
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
let me line em on the chopping block
let me choose somebody that overtalks a lot
the only one on there is ududu
sorry
who can I choose?
who can I choose to diss next?
maybe villy maybe mythical or maybe wazzEck
once I chew I spit it out
don't begging me for clout
I can't put down the diss
I can't put down the diss
irl off this app I won't put down the diss
JUST LET IT HAPPEN
JUST LET IT HAPPEN
I NEED THAT COCK!
JUST LET IT HAPPEN
sawyer I never wanna see ya
birday more like gay and i'll go deploy ya
joyce moist from the cheese that she rubs in her armpits
what the hell did brancie say about my kicks?
god-
god damn i'm so mad
i'm hitting this shit with a tool wrench
and i'm smacking cole with the 12 inch
could diss swirl but she don't want me to do this
she too scared she too scared
nvli in his underwear
pull em down
spin him around
and have him bend over the chair
yasu got baited it wasn't fair
scooter's a looter at go compare
diana
don't know what to say expect you're a spanner
seven got sent straight up to heaven
melo dissed by this british fellow
poke haven more like AHHHHH
yo friend or foe
you can get the smoke
chief keef o block 3 hunna slat
*autistic seal*
I dare ya to respon'
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disstrackonyou

people gave me words to use and I made this song in 30-40 minutes
words given:
ROBUX
BLICK
HOTDOG
ESOPHAGUS
BUST
STONKS
BAD
NOT
SKIBIDI
NINTENDO 64
SIGMA
FREAKY

Prod. Hella Onyx

mixed, mastered & performed by LeeDaNoodle

Sing/Song writing by LeeDaNoodle

Graphic Design by LeeDaNoodle

Lyrics:
she thinks I know whats going on with my blick tucked
another robux in my pocket make you victim
I know it's not right but I bust all over my mic
and I can't tell if this is right or bad
but all I know it's my time

you aint gotta worry bout a thang
I got a hotdog stuck in my esophagus it brings
bad luck

adjust it
adjust it
I can't really never ever trust it
I've got a sigma flow
build up stonks like that

freakyfred asked me to write this track
when i'm stepping on the beach
now i'm stepping on the beach
and i'm acting too much like spongebob

let spit on a track
and ride a flow
got me powered up
like super mario
anything sega do nintendon't
and that's why im that bro
no wait
woah woah woah

stacks of money call that 64
mine it up
and I ignore
that whore
theres a word that I can't ignore
I've put it off forever
you won't
ever ever know
I can't get ride of it tho…

skibi-
skibi-
oh noooo

skibidi dop dop yes yes
skibidi dopbi deep deep
*screams of the autistic*
this is all your fault
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sigma flow

prod. baatoonn

performed, mixed & mastered by leedanoodle

sing/songwriting by leedanoodle

graphic design by leedanoodle

lyrics:
she's just bad girl
no one could rock her world
if i'm here with her I might just fucking implode
she's just bad girl
no one could rock her world
if i'm here with her I might just fucking implode
go move that body body
go talk to shawty shawty
no point in crying over spilled milk my friend
cause shes that bad bad bad girl
oh me oh my
I can't believe my eyes
she dropped them panties to the floor
her ass followed them close behind
i'm on top of world
starting to blow
popping yo shit
if you call her a hoe
talk on the gang
yo head will explode ah ah ah ah
I want that body baby
come and lay it on me
who thought this music shit
would get to fucking ugly
I rise up from the dead
I hate this feeling inside my chest
she's a bad bad bad girl
let me stop and stare and i'm gonna handle the rest
I
let her explore up and down
I'm
on track to craft my sound
I
think I hate this music now
spent all this time
fucking around
damn girl
you fucking fine
came to my house
you left your clothes behind
I take it slow
she wanna ride the rodeo
she wanna slop until she know
that i'm satisfied
go move that body body
go talk to shawty shawty
no point in crying over spilled milk my friend
cause shes that bad bad bad girl
oh me oh my
I can't believe my eyes
she dropped them panties to the floor
her ass followed them close behind
i'm on top of world
starting to blow
popping yo shit
if you call her a hoe
talk on the gang
yo head will explode ah ah ah ah
I tell em to bring it
bring it back
oh me oh my
I can't believe my eyes
she dropped them panties to the floor
her ass followed them close behind
i'm on top of world
starting to blow
popping yo shit
if you call her a hoe
talk on the gang
yo head will explode ah ah ah ah
(slowed)
oh me oh my
I can't believe my eyes
she dropped them panties to the floor
her ass followed them close behind
i'm on top of world
starting to blow
popping yo shit
if you call her a hoe
talk on the gang
yo head will explode ah ah ah ah
---------------------------------------------

ego death

LeeDaNoodle

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