Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In this SoundCloud late upload we have AIR WAR which is the FRB one from codenames against CAR BOAT which is the ANYTHING from Poll Mines. Got it? Me neither.

Gamer as Car Boat
Shimario as Air War 
Written by JustGamer and Shimario
Beat by Anywaywell 
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Shimario

Car Boat:
Rolling up to the battle, car boat got hard flow
Such a dope idea, rose to the top of the charts yo
For an inside joke, bro, you’re just so lame
I mean does anybody wanna play Codenames?
Firing shots, won’t get caught in your wind
You botched as a hint, I got us the win
Your whole shtick’s just nothing that I care for
I’ll just say it: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AIR WAR

Air War:
Ok so basically tornado is like air and America has been in a lot of wars so when you put the two together
Wait fuck it’s my turn shit
I don’t got time for explaining, I’ve gotta cut to the chase
I’m sending bombs flying - I be living up to the name
Whatever genius mind was the one to come up with me 
Must have a dick in his head, yeah, fucked in the brain
Think you’re important? Well from what I’ve gathered 
No one needs a Car Boat, not even a Spymaster
This Jackbox bit should know I’m deadly
So just start weigh-in your options, and see if you ready
Can’t get any words out, it’s like your voice broke
So hard for you to say shit, I’ll just call you Toy Boat
Any set of words could’ve popped on this chart
And despite that, “winning” is still not in your cards

Car Boat:
Can I be honest? Those lines were lacking
That shit made no sense, it’s like all your hints are cashed in 
I’m the sleekest and meanest in spy fashion
Game over once you pick me, cause I’m the assassin 
Gamer’s reaction made you, otherwise you’re lame man
Coming from if Guess Who was made by charade fans
To stay afloat, there’s no room for misinterpretations 
So you should take a crash course on communication
Yeah you know this Car Boat rhyming’s heat, dawg
So give this battle a like, and repost to defeat Walk
Face it, I’m number 1, there’s no other fuckin option
Looks like this ain’t gonna be the first poll I’m topping

Air War:
Bro you ain’t no soldier, look at your lame ass
You got me feeling like Ethan man, your game’s trash
Matt’s team was right, you have zero appeal
Who the fuck wants a submarine with wheels… (TRUE)
You’re a useless cunt, you can’t fucking step to me
I’m goddamn air bitch, you know I’m a necessity 
I keep going up, it’s obvious I carried dude
While you’re trapped in the mines, cause I just buried you

Air War vs Car Boat - FRB vs Anything!

I found this beat, wrote, recorded, and mixed (my first proper!) in about three hours. There's a reference to every single Portrait Ghost from the first game, and every boss ghost from the third. Find them all! I love this series to pieces and I hope I did it justice!
Beat: Haunted by Matthew May

LYRICS
Chorus:
You’ve only seen now or never
Till the moment you entered in
In this mansion the word forever
Is the only thing you win


VERSE 1:
Spend all our time never getting detected, it might just be best if you turned round and left it
Cause after you turn the key round in the doorway you know in your heart that you’re gonna regret it
The lottery ticket that you never bought, but followed it anyway down to the spot
And now you’re inside so the prize that you thought you got won’t leave anything of the person you sought
When the family inside’s disturbed, you’ll never meet a harder unit like the kind you’ve irked
So if you don’t want to end up a tiny person, better wonder if you’re cut out for this line of work
Or else you might just get cut out for real bitch, head to the attic, we know what the steel is
Out playing Melodies, Clockwork got hella piece, bog of despair that you mired in get real big
Carry this shit like Mr. Luggs, real flames when I spit, you gon miss your jump
Been getting my kick Whirlinda guns, dog in me start digging, might rip you up
I’m the real Orvill-ain, soarin’ above, might carry my twins, Ford built for tough 
Page turn, Neville, paper flipping up, always see myself true like I’m Lydia
Boutta leave em in the dark like Grimmly does, no coming at my Bank, nothing Slim about it
Long arms hit quick, Biff, ripped, a pounding, strong will, Shivering, still wish you found it
Every switch that I knit long, piercing your mit cause I’m sharp as needles; joke cold, so Petunia might start her sneezing
All ice on me, you could even call me Easton, better hook me with a five-star jar for sleeping
Get cut like a brief safari, you pick up the line and hear evil calling
Give in to the king and you’ll be the star in our gallery even if you beat the carving
Cause I see your future and it ain’t bright, fall asleep forever if I aim right
Own this town, we don’t need no landlord, mastermind in this function, yeah, Van Gore

VERSE 2:
Best Steward I know in this business, build a comeback, Boolossus, no horn
Better keep a grasp on your vision, the plant ain’t the type of Potter you go for
Ug, in it for centuries, unnatural things have been happening here like a setpiece
Ain’t talking Macfrights but in back of that fight I’m gon go through your heart with the stick if you let me
I’m deadly, sit back with a Gin-ny and a Souffle 
Still Nik-kin all the gold from the tomb placed, no Lindsey but I vanish, no true trace
If you’re looking for the keys then get on the stage and play right, but you’ll need more than an ivory tickle to play Geist
With an audience watchin him go off his rocker, he could chomp you off, now how’s that for some Late-Night
Ghostzilla turning rigor Morty into the kind of phantasm rocking in my Glory
You want to see the Chamber, you acting off the Deepend? I’m the man to beat, Clem, but my spikes really end your story
Blast donut holes in a Kruller, baddie flank me, she looking like Serpci
Cat on my lap so you know you can end up in Hell an’ your grave for refusing to serve me

Luigi's Mansion Rap- Forever (Prod. Matthew May)

Why did the chicken and frog cross the road? To get to the 24th AORB of course! Seriously though, welcome to the 24th AORB, where we got the arcade legend, Frogger, going up against the mobile game that's nearly the same as it, Crossy Road. Who'll cross the road, and who'll win? Listen and find out!


Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D34LtH-zOBCCma8rZCbd0EZDxcVfQnKad7xWG0jPDuk/edit?usp=drivesdk


Frogger vs Crossy Road - Acting Out Rap Battles

Hanzo Hasashi (Mortal Kombat) VS Caleb Quinn/The Deathslinger - Dead by Daylight VS Anything 

Swizkii as The Deathslinger

JustGamer as Scorpion

Writing by CornCob7178 

Mixing by ClarenceTheDuck

Art by FulmonThe and Grasman

Thumbnail by WeThink

Produced by DiamondStyle

Scorpion: 
Slicing through my rivals; Turning them into geysers
Only time I lose a life is giving it for the Shiria
But then I rose from the ashes blazing through players like a virus
Just to condone violence, and spend time scathing at an Irishman? 

Challenging me was a mistake, luckily you’re not worth feeling my blade
I would’ve assumed that you were Shang Tsung with the writer’s room attempt at a copypaste
Make like your leg; And brace yourself, for when you’re once again buried in the Leftovers Tier
I only need to mention to a helpless teen to make you Get Over Here!

Our intentions were vengeance (Restless) but neither of us can chain a connection (Dreaded)
Cuz you sold your inventions, and spent the direction on the men that you dreaded (Pathetic!)
And once all your success was met with Caleb vanished, along with his relevance
While you were lost to the fog, there wasn’t left a single mention

Deathslinger:
Out of all the bounties I’ve hung this is the right guy;
Who spent an eternity dying for his lovebug but died to a fucking fly?
I’m the Top Dawg, of Dead Dawg you’re dead meat, in my lodge
You best get The Hell out of Dodge before you’re dislodged like Bayshore!

You’ll feel your heart-beat, as I reel you in closer, burning from my flows, but I thought you were used to exposure
With how much you cry other your dead son and wife I can’t decipher how much your throat hurts
This incests more of the Netherrealms cash-cow, you’re just mad cuz your head is a madhouse
Scorpion’s always on the front, how can he only get over to the background?

You’re figure is translucent I see and I shoot through it
Choices ain’t ruthless, they stupid; Like how Quan-Chi fooled ya, it’s just an illusion 
While you’re doomed in my pursuit you’re still abused by Ed Boon 
He’s making ya worse with each reboot leaving you more useless than a Hex: Boon

Scorpion:
Caleb Quinn is a tale about an immigrant, so grim that when it came to family graves, he was filling em
But when it came to filling boots he was only fit for embarrassment
Fitting that not finishing your nemesis landed you imprisonment
Catching Henry? You nailed every hit; Bullies in sight? You’re high-tailing it!

Deathslinger: 
Looking like an Instagram Reel? You’re kidding if that’s supposed to get me shook
Though if you’re losing kin, skin and appeal, then let me give you The Hook
Despite your hard-on for CQC, you’re nowhere near me
Killed your own hype, with the little appearing this draw ended with a Hara-Kiri

Special Thanks too:
Auryngamer
ClarenceTheDuck
Cody Carrick
FulmonThe
Smegmeg
TravShark
TomPuffs
Qhello

Scorpion VS The Deathslinger (Ft. Justgamer & Swizkii) - Dead by Daylight VS Anything

Swizkii as Mr Fantastic 
Fightmarker as Mr Scooty

Written by SIR Rap Battles & YLFEthan
Additional writing help by 3ple
Mix + Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Tone Jonez
Art by Dilly! & SkydivingQuagga

Mr Fantastic (0:11):
Greetings, I'm Reed Richards, a key figure of modern science
You? A weak fixture; a D-tier kart is what they're driving
And in spite of your patches, your stats stay lacking
A scientific fact: You're untouched, and can't gain traction (You see…)

Like a lightning bolt, I’ll break you down with mathematics
Add cash grab tracks and voila! The chance of a ninth game’s subtracted (Chuckles)
While I was bold enough to shoulder the Future’s Foundation
You rake in a group of hopeless chumps who don’t know how to brake drift

So when I fight a bike with no importance to note
Know that I’ll be splitting it like it’s a fork in the road
Only good for speeding, this form of transport is a joke
Stole the stats of the Landship, you’re nothing more than a clone 

Mr. Scooty (0:45):
(Beep beep!) 
Bring your whole crew, Imma roll through, leave your lady maimed
What's the Fantastic Four to the motherfuckin Crazy Eight?!
This kindergarten kart be serving supes like it's a school meal
Fuck 2 Chainz, on a track they call me 2 Wheelz! (WOO!)

Your power’s stupid bro, (Yuh) you just extend your limbs?! (What?)
I'll tear them and your team apart, call that dis-member-ment 
You’d stretch your shit around your foes, shapeshifting like plastic
And use them to bend to the will of nerds, Mr Fancast-tic!

So quit with your bitching and bickering, no one’s fond of you
It’s like the bonds you grew were made of Unstable Molecules
Your ass was only seven when your mom’s life started hitting the brakes
Must've been Yoshi Circuit with how fast she drifted away

Mr Fantastic (1:20):
You seem to fill a role of being picked by little trolls
Choosing Baby Park, and spamming “I’m using tilt controls!”
How original. I've no patience to further burn this loser
I suppose we're both “Two Tired.” (Heh) cause you're a scooter

Mr Scooty (1:31):
Whether it's Doom or Sue, you're used to losing a match
When your ass gets divorced, there's no F4 you in the chat!
And after all the shit you've been through that turned you into a vengeful traitor,
Ain't talkin’ Jack Kirby when I say that here, you've met your Maker

Mr. Fantastic vs Mr. Scooty (Mario Kart 8). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests

Rap Assault: Black Hat vs Alastor

Written by: CreeperPasta, VariousVoicesVa, WeThink (Duh, of course we think)
Thumbnail by: M!cah
Black Hat art by: CreeperPasta
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Mixed by: CreeperPasta 
Black Hat: Titanium1208
Alastor: RaccoonBroVA

Black Hat: 
Attention all listeners of the Black Hat Empire!
A certain scheming scammer is tuning back after his long retirement 
For years I've waited to see this outdated fraud get beaten
You're not even a threat to the first man. You're the Smoke Selling Demon!
There's No Surprises when this Radiohead Creep decides to battle me
Turns from a mildly threatening host to the King of broken Limbs
So bite your tongue, you cannibal. This serial killer ain't fearsome
You want a thrill? Run, you deer! Today is hunting season!
I’ve run a whole Network of villains, a nifty waitress’ the best you got?
Even Flug made sandwiches more dangerous than you are!
Heed my warning: I’ll end this broadcast soon if you choose to push me too far
when I decapitate you and then sell you head next to Medusa’s. And for only two- 

Alastor: 
Sorry to interrupt, dear listeners. It seems that we’ve been hijacked
But stay tuned, folks. You’re in time to listen to Black Hat
The Vince Offer of the demons who always hides behind his minions 
Tonight decided to step up and talk shit on my radio broadcast
I must admit, it’s devilishly entertaining to see your products failing
And your delivery was awful! Your show, your verses and your mailing!
Such a premise, what potential! I bet you almost feel eerie
When you only peak interest on viewers by crossing over other series!
And here’s the sugar on the cream: your lousy team of freaks only assist
This grumpy has-been because he’s actually retired! That 's the tea!
I would almost make a deal with you, but it isn't really worth my wealth
Because while I’m my second Prime, you’re stuck in production hell

Black Hat: 
Don't talk about making deals. You're just a puppet on a leash!
Your frequencies will go down once I hang you with your strings!
Struck a deal with the Disney princess. Ever since then you struggled to Let It Go
Then Adam made this fraud scream for all in stereo

Alastor: 
I see you're familiar with puppetry, but I'll make you understand
Before this topic and this Muppet both get out of his creator's hand
If you ever mention that again, I'll broadcast your screams
When I tear your soul apart and wreck your foundation down it's seems 
Not like I needed anyways. You’re long forgotten, like Dementia
Just a desperate old and tired walking trope who seeks attention
At least Sir Pentious served as a fancy and lousy doormat
You barely appear in your own show. How about I change the format?

Black Hat:
Say I’m old and tired? You retired for 7 years, pendejo
Soy el demonio que invocas por las noches en tu reflejo
I’m feeling like fifty grand! I’m a verbal ase in these lines
While you fell off harder than the stock market of 1929!

Alastor and Black Hat:
Do you hear yourself? That was as faulty as you catalog
My products are the bomb! You drop f-bombs in your dialog
Like how I’ll drop your corpse after this second exorcism!
All your threats are garbage noise to the fucking Radio Demon!
I could stare down the devil himself with no fear into his eyes!
I’m the reason for your nightmares! I make women and children cry!
No matter what you say! Defeating you isn't a challenge 
Time to cut you off the air again; I hope you're used to RADIO SILENCE! (Both do an evil laugh)

Black Hat vs Alastor - Rap Assault! (ft. Titanium1208 & RaccoonBroVA)

Rosenthal as Bat-Cow

Cri as Spider-Rex

Korekitten as Norrannosaurman 

Beat by Whodunit
Mixed by Rayyan
Special thanks to Raisu, Dilly, M!Cah, and CornCob

Bat-Cow:
Moo. Who is this?
The flopped character turned into a one time bit?
Now being mopped by bat-cow is what you’re left with
Well that..and dinosaur depression..? 

I went from being saved to saving the day
No, hazards don’t scare me, so get out the way
Too cocky and one snap then crash; left some innocents killed
The stunt left the orphan runt with survivors guilt 

Spider man has a fandom so prehistoric
You might as well battle them for a real venomsaurus
Dinosaurs and they’re completely fine 
Fat representation and that’s where they draw the line (erm..)

Like madame web, I feel inclined to leave 
But there’s like, criminals after me..
Because I actually do some things 
And not cry and whine over my casualties

Spider-Rex:
Shut up. This is barely a match.
You’re not tough. You’re just really fat
You stand around, to me you’re just a mouse
It's not just a slaughter, I'm the whole damn house! 

I improved, yeah, got over my guilt 
You sold no issues and still got milked
You’re meant to be a obstacle in the path 
Who's the runt now when I step over that? (Ha)

You’re just trash, not the best when trapped behind a fence 
So repent, a king destroys a lousy pet
So dense, how can you be such a let down 
From being watched by Batman to blending into the background 

Watch ya blackout when your face meets my tail
And you fail, cuz your horns can’t harm my scales
Doesn’t scale in comparison. When faced with hostility 
He trembles realizing he has zero abilities 

Bat-Cow:
Yeah he’s right. I’m too scared to hit him.
He’s not scary, I just don’t wanna hurt the mascot of autism
Now your backstory I don’t know what to say 
Besides I feel like I’m reading the oc remake of freaky Friday 

All you spider variations are worthless in the running
[pause] At least Spider-pig is actually funny 
When a second meteor crashes from the sky above
You’ll be as burnt out as your parents trust

Spider-Rex:
You’re cooked, kid. That verse wasn’t well done 
Made your own justice league but remained the useless one 
I didn’t run, I faced a gang alone.
So, how is the cow a chicken to the bone 

DC made you for the money, they were sure it would work 
Cash cow failed so bad you got butchered 
Now you’re luckily you haven’t met the terrible fate
Of being devoured by me! I’m watching my weight

Norrannosaurman:
Ha! No you aren’t, fatass.

Spider-Rex:
Come on man

Bat-Cow vs. Spider-Rex - Awesome Rap Battles.

The Joker : Quizzique 
Sideshow Bob : Titanium1208

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod. : Anywaywell
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Sideshow Bob :
Oh? What's this? Akrham's insane clown without the posse to abuse?
Just... a heretic. He should stay there if he thinks he'll fit my shoes
'Cuz if you're looking to face off, I'll happily indulge
Mark this twice you’ve traded self respect with skulls
You’ll never run a track with me, democratic scum
Couldn’t handle the truth if he'd knew where he came from
A circus act, losin’ to a bat
Fell into a vat, and well... That’s that!
A performance I’d die for, a truth I’ll tell
Ledger heard the request and got sent to hell

The Joker :
That’s funny! I've sworn you tried gassing me up
But this time, you'll be the one that's gonna get mugged 
You and Harley would get along, playing second fiddle
To the Clown Prince of Crime! I'll sign your blood in my initials
God you're so tone deaf, that singing pours my ears
And killing that brat took how many years?!
Now that's a punchline I'd actually laugh at
But you were shot out of that canon, what a mishap!
I'm aware of how I fell off, but unlike you
I wouldn't be caught dead swimming in that gene pool
Your job's out of the window but here's the funniest bit
YOU. ARE. BRITISH! (Ha!)

Sideshow Bob :
Ughh.. It's such a pity
That much like your teeth, you can't stop jittering
Debted the IRS from all the fraud you're committing 
Call me that little flower, acid's all I'm spitting
Might as well be Puddin' with how much you're getting roasted
Bars drop, you'll be Red Hood again and end up exploded
Sad you got no hospital to cover for that sickness
You'll disappear from Gotham's sight, just like your pencil, bitch
I'd say you don't know Jack about being outshined
But if you're akin to Cecil, you'll prove me right
Next time you talk about scars, tell ‘em I gave you those
Ironic, the Emperor just became a Sideshow

The Joker :
Why so serious, Bob? Did I hurt your ego that bad?
You'll go up in smoke! Worse than a cigarette can
Pull my finger, Bob, I promise it won't hurt
Can't stab you much more than your wife and twerp
Matter of fact.. How about I show you a magic trick?
It'll bring the curtain down and you'll drop like your parents did!

The Joker vs Sideshow Bob - Rap Battle! (ft. Quizzique and Titanium1208)

KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Seerofwords as Beatrix Lebeau
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Cookies by Domboi Beats
Writing and Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

Hat Kid:

Let’s take it from the top, Hat Kid’s dropping on the scene
No Peace and Tranquility, show you why I’m rated T for teen
Downed the Mafia, Nyakuza, so I’m sure to reduce a
Bumpkin in a bootleg Poltergust to a crime scene, gruesome!

(Pause) ...Boop!

What the peck is this connection? We both landed on a planet,
Unfamiliar, explored a bit, but the difference, I got stranded
Found my fuel to make it home, you left for one built like a dome
Ironic, desert your friend for a desert, now it’s where you roam!

I made tons on my adventure, you're all alone like Vanessa
But her place looks less decrepit, maybe clean up your mess, huh?
After all you fill the bank by cleaning up your blobs’ droppings
But you can’t get the gold by stinking up the bars you’re dropping

Beatrix:

Listen here, Kiddo, I’m not here to clean up that mess
I’m a grownup, I work for hours to earn some fat checks
Strapped with a vacpack, sure, for me combat’s not the norm
But grip your umbrella tight, because I’m bringing a storm!

10 of 10 on Steam, going from PC to the big screen
Got tabbies, tangles, hunters, I can catch a pest like honey
I’m the Stardew of the Stars, you just took nostalgia, and ran with it
Got no place stepping to me, you signed yourself up for banishment

Came from Monomi Park, I’m up from morning to dark
On your journey, made some stories, but no meaningful arcs
The difference of my treks to your shipwrecks isn’t hard to see
So call this the second time you’re overshadowed by Odyssey

Hat Kid: 

No surprise this worker Bea would drone on her whole verse
Between Snatcher, the Directors, and Empress, I’ve felt worse
Mustache Girl’s lip service was better, you are ALL bad lines
I’m heating flows like Mafia Town, toxic like Rad Slimes

Say you’re on that grind, but your efforts ain’t beyond doubt
I’m swimming in green, you fall in the sea, you get knocked out
Bea, all your time’s spent for a corporation’s benefit 
A cog to Seven-Zee, I ate up this Gear for Breakfast!

Beatrix:

Me and Casey found what we need, you left Mustache Girl on her back
Bit off more than you could chew, but I can make a splash
Sure, both our games found players, and our names are staying known,
But you can’t take pride in your fans when they go mod out your own

Use that camera badge, get the picture, got no chance, Kid
Like you’re tripping on the SS Literally Can’t Spit
Any plort makes better material than the yarn you’ve spun
You were never a player in this game, Le-Bow is number one!

A Hat in Time vs Slime Rancher - Verses Mode (ft. KingSpirals and Seerofwords)

Pepsiman vs Snowflame - Rap Assault!


Pepsiman: WeThink
Snowflame: MidgeCat
Surprise cameo by Quizzique! Omg it's her! Hiiiiiii :D

Written by: CreeperPasta, VariousVoicesVA
Beat produced by:Soulker
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta


Pepsiman:
Busting through your walls, I’m not a fan of your brand. So I’m crashing in your party like how a Pepsi can
Got the munchies? Go and munch this knuckle sandwich! I just need a single KAPLOW! ‘Cause I’m motherfucking Pepsiman!
The best soda mascot since Joe Biden, I’m gonna break your legs and leave you like Joe Swanson
I’d rather fight Cocaine Bear, not gonna lie. If explosions make you die, I’ll just bang you and it’s a swan song
So you went to Colombia and enslaved a whole population of villages after promising to give them some of that bag
And you’re delivering illegal packages to every nation. Dude really thought he was Santa dressed with the Canadian flag
You know when I drop a beat I’m Freshy like Kanal, you know I’m freshy like this Pepsi I’ve got on my hand
I’ll leave your whole operation disbanded- wait, did you just snort a whole fifty grams?!


Snowflame: 

Did you say snort? YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! (snorts coke) TIME TO MAKE A PROPER LINE
LET’S GET FUCKING CRAZY! But I know you’ll run away, like your game. I’M THE BIG CAN CHASING FROM BEHIND!
You're a sham of a hero, only half of a joke. You’re like a toad inside your cans; I’ll make you croak 
Such a failure, you almost made your company broke.This won’t be the first time you lose a battle against Coke
I get green with my white, that’s a known fact! People's savior? Like your bottles, that is all cap
Doesn’t matter if it’s lemon or not,, your drink is old crap mixed with sugar, water, sewage: A Pepsi-Cola!
You know when I party I go hard like I’m popping pills. I only party I catch you at is when kids get their Happy Meals
I FEEL LIKE A GOD AFTER SIPPING LEAN! You don’t need to test me to know my verses are clean!


Pepsiman: 
God damn. That stuff is rotting your brain. I’m just gonna sit here and wait for you to overdose
Besides, you can’t talk about frogs, my friend. Didn’t Peacemaker trick you into snorting one of those?
Yeah, and it choked you to death! How pathetic! I’m running laps around because I’m athletic
Even when I fall down, I get back up in seconds. You only got picked up again cuz nerds considered you a relic
Even without my commercials, I’m so iconic that everyone finds me fun in a way, which is ironic
Because you aged like poor pilk. You just get more moronic. This fucker got more racist than the heroes in his comics
Between Catwoman and the girl she carries, in your second aventure you’re still the biggest pussy
You’re of no use to me, die a fourth time for all I care. I’m not even gonna rhyme, I’m just turning your drugs into Pepsi!


Snowflame: 
You idiot! That won’t work anyway. Your beverage has so much sugar it can keep me running every day
I’ll take this cold prick, crack him like a cold one, turn him into a cold one and throw him away
WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND I FEEL LIKE A GOD, I’M GOING HYPER! I’M MORE FERAL THAN A TIGER, I’M THE GOD OF ONE-LINERS (snort)
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR FUCKING DIAPER! And after I kick your ass I’LL UNLOCK YOU IN FIGHTING VIPERS!
I mean, we’re halfway there. You’re already red and blue- ay! You can’t harm me! I can’t feel your disses anyway.
I’m like rubble, I rebuttal anything you say! Of course I feel like Santa, bitch! I make it jingle every day!
I don’t care if you’re fit, I can’t see your gains. Hit your head so much, now who’s the one with no brain
But I’m ending your pain. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU WANT SMOKE AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF COCAINE?!


Pepsiman VS Snowflame the cocaine powered supervillain - Rap Assault! (ft. WeThink & MidgeCat)

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETuh9nyvGXE

Quizzique as Reginald Tetra
swizkii as Sykes
MakeMeMadGaming as Announcer

||PRODUCTION||
Written by Quizzique, garbageGothic, and ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Reginald art by A Trash Artist
Additional art assets by Dilly! and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arng. by Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Special Thanks to Alex M., RaccoonBroVA, Nathan Provost, Shimario, ArcadeKitten, Schaffrillas

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Luigi's Mansion Rap- Forever (Prod. Matthew May)

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