In order to get into heaven, you need a certain number of T's. Better start counting.

Lyrics:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six, seven)
Number one tee, number two tee
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
Number three tee, number four tee
My mother's blessings say that son, that's a blessing too
(It's seven, seven stars)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
number one tee, number two tee

Huh,
Press one, press one, press one, 
and show some things that the enemy was hindering
and some stuff that recently got delayed further
press the numerical button one to hear this blessed word, press one Now

do you remember while you were filling up that refund form, you made a mistake in there, do you recall that?
(Go back up)
the money which has been transfered, that has been transfered.. do you recall that?

I bet,
I bet he'd be runnin' around in heaven, shuffle one or two steps,
New god-like, angel-like reflexes in heaven,
diving sideways in heaven,
shuffle one or two steps
New god-like, angel-like reflexes in heaven,
(great, stop, great, stop, stop, stop)

3.. 2.. 1.. click!

Chorus:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six, seven)
Number one tee, number two tee
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
Number three tee, number four tee
My mother's blessings say that son, that's a blessing too
(It's seven, seven stars)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
number one tee, number two tee


Chorus:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six, seven)
Number one tee, number two tee
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
Number three tee, number four tee
My mother's blessings say that son, that's a blessing too
(It's seven, seven stars)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
number one tee, number two tee

So say we all.

*Thanks to Blucifr for helping me out with some clips (and being awesome). Much appreciated!

Leon O. Rosén -- Seven, Heaven (feat Kitboga) [CHILL SCAMHOP]

Not a hack, not criminal etc but.. Do I really have to spell it out for you, ma'am?

Leon O. Rosén -- S.C.A.M (feat Kitboga) [UNCLE SCAM/ BLUES ROCK]

This love story is complicated. But no jail or amount of money can stand in the way of David and.. feet! 

Lyrics:

Yeah?
I..
I am 
coming out of the jail, coming out of the jail
I am coming out of the jail, coming out of the jail, out of the jail
you can sell it for eighty-, ninety thousand, take me out on this problem
I'll buy you a mansion, I'll buy you a mansion
(If you can manage)
Fifty-, eighty-, ninety thousand, take me out on this problem
I'll buy you a mansion, I'll buy you a mansion
(Can you buy me the mansion first, before I..-)

Babe, you don't trust me..
(No I trust you but it's just..)
For whom I'm.. For whom I'm doing all these things?
(What happens if I sell this house and then you don't get out of jail?)

I know that you want to meet
(Mwwwah)
Kiss me like you'd kiss my feet
(Mwwwah)
I know that you wanted me
(Mwwwah)
Now give me that kick
(Mwwwah)

Interlude

I.. I.. I..
I am
Out of the jail, out of the jail,
I am out of the jail
you can sell it for eighty-, ninety thousand, take me out on this problem
I'll buy you a mansion, ok?
I'll buy you a mansion
(if you can manage)
Fifty-, eighty-, ninety thousand, take me out on this problem
I'll buy you a mansion, ok?
I'll buy you a mansion

Yes or no? (you should be ashamed of yourself)

NO!

I know that you wanted me
(Mwwwah)
Kiss me like you'd kiss my feet
(Mwwwah)
I know that you'd want to meet
(Mwwwah)
Now give me that kiss
(Mwwwah)
I know that you wanted me
(Mwwwah)
Kiss me like you'd kiss my feet
(Mwwwah)
I know that you'd want to meet
(Mwwwah)
Now give me that kick

(Somebody's fired)


Enjoy!
Special thanks to Blucifr for the support.

Leon O. Rosén -- Kiss Me (feat Kitboga) [SCAM HOUSE]

All these apartments, how many drugs? Hopefully, Ryan will clear things up.

(Your call has ben put on hold, please be online)
Great Grandmaster: I have recruited so many people in the world
(Oh My God)
Neveah: What if I could recruit like, I don't know, a thousand people?

Ryan: Hahah..
Well, just to inform you,
My name is Ryan, I'm with the DEA 
Only able to find ten bank accounts in your name

Now what exactly did he do, I know he works for the DEA but..?

These apartments the were raided,
reports for drugs that have been seized
and the social security administration only found,
Only found ten
Only found, only found, only found ten

Chorus:
Drugs like
Cocaine, heroine, crystal meth (marijuana)
Drugs like
Cocaine, heroine, crystal meth (marijuana)

if it came from his account you know,
let by-gones be by-gones, construct additional pylons
just send the money straight over to him
forget about.. sorry, could you repeat that part?

I only want you to do what I tell you to do okay? (DEA)

if I Need you to get hundred dollar denomination for five thousand dollars in cash, get
hundred dollar denomination for five thousand dollars in cash
(Hello?)
(only found, only found ten)

Drugs like
Cocaine, heroine, crystal meth
Cocaine, heroine, crystal meth
Drugs like
Cocaine, heroine, crystal meth (marijuana)
Cocaine, heroine, crystal meth (marijuana)
(Hey, hey, Oh my god)
Cocaine, heroine, crystal meth (marijuana)
Cocaine, heroine, crystal meth (marijuana)

Leons Solo

Special thanks to Blucifr & Cindblank!

Leon O. Rosén -- Ryan, the DEA Officer (feat Kitboga) [SCAM HOP]

Too much money turns you into a poet, or a vampire, or both.

Thanks to Cindblank & Blucifr for sending the preacher clip and for being awesome!

Leon O. Rosén -- Stuff Goin' On (feat Kitboga) [80s Funk]

PRESS 1! He's about to do it again and don't you dare tell Tyler about it.




Special thanks to Blucifr for the support!

Leon O. Rosén -- Do it Again! (feat Kitboga) [SCAM METAL]

Chat throws subjects at me, I improvise
in order-ish:
1) Drops from a leaf
2) But its about to fall away
3) a magical forest!
4) on a boat on sea
5) sandwiches with extra cheese
6) test tomorrow, anxiety
7) sun shines through
8) it starts to rain again
9) theres a fox too
10)winter
11) beautiful!
12) end with something calm!
13) star filled sky

Leon O. Rosén -- 1st livestream improv with chat 28/9 Twitch

Do you have the cashier's check? 
Do one thing -- RUN!



A big thank you to cindblank for helping me out with e&e of the clips!

Leon O. Rosén -- Run! (feat Kitboga) [DRUM-N-BASS]

Someone suggested 90s metal so here we go!

Leon O. Rosén -- 90s Metal (Instrumental) (made in 4 hours live @twitch) 20/10

You matter and you're valuable. Each and Everyone of you! =)


Co-writer & idea behind the song: Cindblank

Leon O. Rosén -- You Matter (feat Kitboga) [Lofi/Chill Hop]

So, we heard the prez, Joe, describe himself yesterday as a certain hero, but this is how I imagine he'd be perceived from the poor elders perspective when it all comes around. Kinda.

So say we all.

Leon O. Rosén -- Superman (feat Kitboga) [NU-METAL]

MC Edna strikes back! From today's freestyle about an hour ago :)
Felt another 80s funk jam for this short one.

Lyrics:

[MC Edna]
My name is Edna, this is my sick flow
Gonna call scammers just so you know
Connect them to the PC, then they're goin' to know that it's bad
(bad, bad, bad, bad)
To scam people, take their cash
They don't like me and I give 'em a rash
Because I make them so flustered,
They get mad, like a baby without custard

Do you like my flow?
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Do you like my flow?
(Babies like ice cream, I guess)

Probably don't feed babies lots of sugar, it'll stunt their growth
(Stunt their growth!)
Probably don't feed babies lots of sugar, it'll stunt their growth
(Stunt their growth!)
Babies shouldn't eat lots of sugar, it's not healthy for their bones!
(Healthy for their bones!)
Babies shouldn't eat lots of sugar, it's not healthy for their bones, you know?

Do you like my flow?
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Do you like my flow?
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Do you like my flow?

Leon O. Rosén -- Do You Like My Flow? (feat Kitboga) [80s Funk]

John Stanley sings his favorite song for Nevaeh.

Thanks for listening and for sharing my songs! So say we all :)

More Kitboga: https://www.twitch.tv/kitboga

Leon O. Rosén -- Baby, Pull Me Closer (feat Kitboga) [Modern Disco]

Back at it again! Super short. I felt like the entire call could be summarised within these few bars. 

HOLD ON!

Leon O. Rosén -- Talk To Me, Richard! (feat Kitboga) [Disco]

Joe, Joe, Joe... We know being the president is tough and all, and this particular emotional rollercoaster had to end at some point. 

But which one?

so say we all

Leon O. Rosén -- Which One!? (feat Kitboga) [MALDCORE]

Back! :-) 


Scammers are here to tell you what they believe. At least they're honest about that part.

So say we all

Leon O. Rosén -- Assets (feat Kitboga) [Tehcno/House]

The origin of Maldcore

Frustration (Jazz/Electronic) - Anger(Metal) - Sadness (Piano improv). The whole theatre. 100/100 acting skills.

Leon O. Rosén -- You mad? (feat Kitboga)

This one is a little shorter, but I had just as much fun writing and recording it.

Listen to each and every word of his 10/10 scammer-logic-masterplan. :D

So say we all.

Leon O. Rosén -- I Lost My Job! (feat Kitboga) [MALDROCK]

Had SO much fun making this one!

Alex Smith tells us about his muse, Lisa, the banker.
And who is Daniel?

NO REFUNDS

Lisa, the Banker

Leon O. Rosén -- Lisa, the Banker (feat Kitboga) [MALDROCK]

MALDCORE IS HERE! Meet Alex, the US Marshal from the FBI - and the department of Cyber Crime also - at your service. And he is coming for YOU.

Leon O. Rosén -- Alex, the US Marshal from the FBI (feat Kitboga) [MALDCORE]

Slow computers, slow results. Better leave it.

Thanks to each & everyone who helped me find some of these clips!
Had a blast recording this one as well.

Leon O. Rosén -- Malders' Jazz (feat Kitboga) [MALDJAZZ]

GOT YOU!

Did some Mald N Bass colab together with Klingmamma!

Drums by Otto Andrén
Bass guitar by Ida-Maria Risfelt

Leon O. Rosén -- Ding Ding Ding (feat Kitboga) [MALD-N-BASS]

Steve, the ultimate Redeemer questions the sanity of Paula. Little did we know his power levels as a technician could spike THIS much.

Ft Emil Johansson

Leon O. Rosén -- The Redeemer (feat Kitboga) [MALDCORE]

Dawn was JUST trying to help. :( Catherine/Candy/Cathlyn/Kirsten/Cathy/Cindy weren't too happy about it. 
This one was made in a matter of hours, laughed all the way through :D

So say we all!

Leon O. Rosén -- Cut it! (feat Kitboga) [MALDROCK]

A good christian prays for at least five minutes, an even better one raps about it. 

WASSA-WASSA-WASSA-WASSA-WASSUP?

Had a blast making this one. Enjoy!


Lyrics

MC Scam:
Whats up with the Bad Boy Bingo Hall?

Richard: Hey God, I'm here to complete the case. Hey God, I'm here too..
(Billy: WASSA WASSA WASSUP? This is the Bad Boy Bingo Hall!)

Don't be involved in criminal activities, amen. Amen.
(Daniel: Maa'aam!)

Scaminem: I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife, in my windpipe
I can't breathe, but I still fight, while I can fight

Verse:
Richard: I don't know what's going on, In the future, what comes up
Because she gets trapped gotta be the hacker or somewhat,
I'm definitely sure, I'm gonna make a big smile on her face
(Make a big smile on her face)
Amen

Whateverthemoneyavaliableinallthebankaccount, whateverthemoneyavailableinyourpersonalbankaccaount, includingyourpersonalbankaccount, isallmoneyavailableinthebalanceisgoingtobefrozenbytheUSdepartment, do you undertand?
(Couldn't understand what you said)
(Daniel: Ma'am!)
Chorus: 
Richard: Hey God, I'm here to complete the case. Hey God, I'm here too..
(Hello, please stop)
But it's not a scam, you need to understand this, ma'am.
Richard: Hey God, I'm here to complete the case. Hey God, I'm here too..
(Hello, please stop)(If you wouldn't mind explaining that part, that, that would really help me)
Bernice: It's just a bunch of fluff, a bunch of stuff, you know what I means?
(Daniel: Ma'am!)

Verse:
Rapgod Neveah: So I guess what you're asking me to say is you want to know if I'm gonna go to target and take the gift cards and then I'll come back and give it to you, or if im actually gonna redeem it or if ill make a google thing out of them, or you wanna know if im gonna take the money and then give it back to your account (yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, thats what I want to know)

You stole the money from him then he was really mad, he was really upset so im trying to figure out, are you trying to help me or are you trying to take all my money cause I don't understand cause I don't have money enough for parking on central avenue...
Scammer: Could you please keep quite for a minute, while I'm going?
Richard? Amen
(Ma'am)

Chorus
Richard: Hey God, (What?) I'm here to complete the case. Hey God, I'm here too.. (wassa-wassa-wassa-wassa-wassa-wassup?)
(Hello, please stop)
MC Scam: Bad Boy Bingo Hall
Richard: Hey God, (What?) I'm here to complete the case. Hey God, I'm here too..
(Hello, please stop)(If you wouldn't mind explaining that part, that, that would really help me)
MC Scam: Whats up with the Bad Boy Bingo Hall

Leon O. Rosén -- Hey, God (feat Kitboga) [SCRAP & SCAM HOP]

NOT A CULT!

Welcome to the jungle! ENJOY, just DON'T. TAKE. IT. FROM. HIM.

Lyrics:
This is one of my favorites, this is Psalms 25:18

We have fun and games
We've got everything you need
But you better not take it from me
Cause we could live
Like Jack and Sally if we want
You can always find me
We'll have Christmas, Breast Buy!

Hello there, the shadow in the background of the moor,
The unsuspecting victim
Let me tell you something
(whatever you have to say)
I. Love. Lappy-tops

So we got three cards from Best-Buy
Two gift cards, one loyalty rewards pro cards,
And I also got the extended warranty on the drone
And I'm so sorry!
I had to jet-ski out there on the lake, I had the drone follow me
And it was awesome, man

Chorus:
We have fun and games
We've got everything you need
But you better not take it from me
Cause we could live
Like Jack and Sally if we want
You can always find me
We'll have Christmas, Breast Buy!


Who am I speaking to, doctor who?
My name is Jeff, ok, I'm the doctor
I think she got something, ok?

(Oh lord, I kew it. I knew it Mary, you're always eating grapefruit)
It help.. it gives me energy and you know..-
Alright ima leave her to you doctor Jeff, you

Fix this, fix my Mary
(POWER YOUR WORK THROUGH)
Fix fix, fix my mary
(YOUR PH-BALANCE IS GOING CRAZY MARY)
Fix this, fix my Mary
(TOO MUCH ACIDITY)
Fix fix, fix my mary
(TESTIFY!)
(OH MY GOD!)

Chorus:
We have fun and games
We've got everything you need
But you better not take it from me
Cause we could live
Like Jack and Sally if we want
You can always find me
We'll have Christmas, Breast Buy!

(JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! Da-danana-danana-dananaNA!)


Had SO much fun creating this one. Laughed all night. Will Neff & Kit, you are true legends. Can't recall when I last laughed this hard.

Leon O. Rosén -- Pastor Stuart (feat Kitboga & Will Neff) [80s FUNK & GOSPEL]

Hi, I'm Leon O. Rosén! I make music :-) If you like what you hear and you want to support me, you can do so with @ paypal. Means the world to me!

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