We wish you would pull your mask up
We wish you would pull your mask up
We wish you would pull your mask up
Cover both mouth and nose

The covid you bring round me and my kin
Spills into the air with a mask 'round your chin

We wish you would pull your mask up
We wish you would pull your mask up
We wish you would pull your mask up
Cover both mouth and nose

Covid Carols

We Wish You Would Pull Your Mask Up

I'll be home for Christmas
Where else can I be
The vaccine's here, but 'til next year
I'll pod up with my tree

Christmas eve will find me
Scrolling only doom
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in a zoom

I'll be home for Christmas
If only in a zoom

Please Stay Home For Xmas

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
But did he quarantine?

Coughing, wheezing
'tis the season
For social distancing
Schools are closing, 
No one knows when
All is normal again
So unless you're in the North Pole pod
You can't let Santa in

Here comes Santa Claus
Here come Santa Claus
Coughed on by a kid

He's got a bag that's filled with toys
but he doesn't want Covid
Plus he's older
so he'd shoulder
The worst symptoms of all
So jump in bed and cover your head
when Santa comes to call

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
but his delivery

is contactless, so the packages
won't be under the tree
They'll be outside on the porch
to keep you safe for this year
So don't be scared of the gifts he's shared
he's only spreading cheer

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Best that he can do

Next year it's reindeer, sleighs and mittens
milk and cookies too
But this time it's all masks and gloves
To avoid this Covid curse
Let's wish him cheer, it's not the year
To visit every house on Earth

Don't Touch Santa Claus

o quarantine
o quarantine
you may have broke our nation

o quarantine
o quarantine
you may have broke our nation

there was no help
from government
$1200 bucks
already spent

o quarantine
o quarantine
you may have broke our nation

o quarantine
o quarantine
we can't afford staycation

o quarantine
o quarantine
we can't afford staycation

what did the
other countries do
provided help
to muddle through

o quarantine
o quarantine
we can't afford staycation

o quarantine
o quarantine
endless negotiation

o quarantine
o quarantine
endless negotiation

Finally McConnell
moves to act
at least six months
after the fact

o quarantine
o quarantine
half-assing legislation

o quarantine
o quarantine
lonely inebriation

o quarantine
o quarantine
lonely inebriation

it helps to laugh
and make up songs
but we will never
right these wrongs

o quarantine
o quarantine
no cause for celebration

O Quarantine

silent night
lonely night
can't be home
it's alright

mailing presents
and video calls
(virtual backgrounds
like we decked the halls)

christ, can't wait til next year
aw christ, can't wait til next year

silent night
covid fright
coughed today
hope i'm alright

puppy songs
from tiktok accounts
can't scroll news
my anxiety mounts

christ, can't wait til next year
christ, can't wait til next year

Silent Night, Covid Fright

We've almost suffered through this dumpster fire
the year is finally coming to a close
So many folks with theories to conspire
like thinking it's all some big hoax

everybody knows
someone who at least caught this thing
with many dying in the ICU
we put away a 9/11 every day
And we're still not certain what we'll do

They know that vaccine's on its way
But barely half the nation trusts that it's okay
So all the at-risk folks just wait to see
If we'll ever reach herd immunity

And so I'm offering basic advice
Something we all can surely do
Who knows when we'll all gonna get the shot
So I'll keep a social distance from you

Social Distance From You

We're F*cked til 2022 
(All I Want for Xmas is You) 


We didn't test enough for Covid
And there's so many things we need
A national plan to give the vaccine
Or maybe just some PPE

Some assholes think it's overblown
But let's be real, we all should know
This isn't nearly through,
We're f*cked til 2022, yeah

We don't test enough for Covid
And there's so many things we need
A national plan to give the vaccine
Or maybe just some PPE

I don't need to hit the mall
Or hang out in some crowded space
Dining out won't make me happy
I can stick with take-away

I just want to see some friends
And have this anti-mask shit end
can't tell us what to do
We're f*cked til 2022

I won't get all pissed and scream at
Masked up service employees
I'm just gonna stay at home
Chilling with my Christmas Tree

This year has been a dumpster fire
Evictions up, employment down
I'm just trying to stay healthy
No ICU beds in this town

Next year might have been alright
But everything turns to a fight
can't prove the news is true
So we're f*cked til 2022

Oh, all the faces masked up so tightly everywhere
So no virus-laden breathy droplets fill the air

Cause people keep coughing
Hand Sani? If you're offering
Pfizer, won't you bring me the shot I really need?
Won't you please bring some vaccine to me?

Some folks vaccinate this Christmas
I don't want to cut in line
Nurses, Docs and all the old folks
They get theirs then I'll get mine

We know we didn't do this right
How did 'cover your cough' become a fight
Can't tell us what to do
Now we're f*cked until 2022

We're F*cked Til 2022

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
And get the new vaccine
Pa rum pum pum pum
Only a tiny sting
Pa rum pum pum pum
To end this covid thing
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
Immunity herding
Pa rum pum pum pum
Won't you come
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum pa rum

It only took a year
Pa rum pum pum pum
That's part of people's fear
Pa rum pum pum pum
And though you may lament
Pa rum pum pum pum
You must at least admit
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
Less faith in government
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Some have none

You need some more info
Pa rum pum pum pum
Before you'll finally go
Pa rum pum pum pum
No need to worry, though
Pa rum pum pum pum
The rollout is so slow
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
We have a year to go
Pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
Before it comes

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
And get the new vaccine
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

Little Vaccine Boy

O I hope none of these songs work next year
With the rate things are going
there's no way of knowing when we're in the clear
But I hope none of these songs work next year

Oh I hope things can be normal by fall
but we've acted so bored
while Damocles sword hangs over us all
That I doubt things can be normal by fall

We shouldn't be hosting
Parties, yet we're boasting
And traveling out to and fro

Hell, maybe mutation
Outwits vaccination
There's so much we just don't know

But I hope none of these songs work next year
With the rate things are going
there's no way of knowing when we're in the clear
But I hope none of these songs work next year

Les Weiler