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Tales from the twisted mind of Le Sage, Season 2 now streaming on Soundcloud (coming soon to those other ones).  

New episodes coming in 2024.

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Latest episode streaming Friday 19/4 at 9:00AM Australian Eastern Time:
>> "Whatever Syndrome" <<

A research summary of the study released by the ‘Maxwell Institute of Creative Undertakings and Neuro-Technoscience’ (or MI CUNT) about the emerging epidemic of the condition known as Whatever Syndrome.  

Following Le Sage's own diagnosis of Whatever Syndrome, he has partnered with MI CUNT on this groundbreaking research to help shine a light on the condition affecting millions worldwide.

Season II

A song about the raw and pure male form. How are you celebrating International Masturbation Month? 

My first song - made with #BandLab and my iPhone headphones.  

#InternationalMastubationMonth #HaveAWank #ChillOut

Masturbate

“My Phantom” is a reflection on the inner conflicts and struggles of Le Sage. The "Phantom" referred to in the song is a metaphor for the internal voice or impulse that takes over in moments of stress or pressure, causing Le Sage to lose control of his actions and intentions.

The first verse suggests that Le Sage is aware of this internal struggle and has made some difficult decisions as a result. However, there is still a part of him that is masking his true self, indicating that he doesn’t feel fully in control of his own actions.

The second verse describes a sense of disconnection and apathy towards the outside world, which is juxtaposed with a feeling of heightened awareness and clarity when alone and undisturbed.

The final verse introduces the idea that the "Phantom" is not just a personal struggle, but a universal one that exists within all of us as a means of self-protection. The chorus then becomes a call to action, demanding that Le Sage take back control and overcome the Phantom's influence.

Overall, the song is a personal reflection on the struggle for self-awareness and control, with the Phantom serving as a symbolic representation of the internal and external pressures that can often overwhelm us.

Thank you ZapSplat.com for the sound effects (storm, window closing, foot steps, wolf howl[x2]).

My Phantom

Cock Fusion

"The Not Now" is a reflection on feeling unheard, unseen, and unappreciated in a world that often demands immediate attention and instant gratification. Le Sage feels like they are always "Mr. Not Now," not important enough to be given the time and attention they need or deserve.

The repetition of the phrase "Not Now" throughout the song emphasizes Le Sage's frustration with constantly being ignored or dismissed. The line "Even my pen ran out writing this / In my world of not now" suggests that Le Sage is struggling to express himself and is feeling isolated in his own thoughts.

In the second verse, Le Sage describes his struggle with mental health, feeling like they are surviving on "lemonade" (i.e., something bitter or unpleasant). The line "This life we all be suffering" suggests that Le Sage sees his own struggles as part of the human experience.

The final verse seems to be a turning point in the poem. Le Sage acknowledges that "Now is all there is" and that he needs to stop waiting for someone else to listen or understand. The line "I kept Le Sage inside, trying to find / A way out of / The Not Now" suggests that Le Sage has been holding back his true thoughts and feelings, but is now ready to break free from the cycle of feeling ignored and unheard.

Overall, "The Not Now" is a poignant reflection on the struggle to be heard and understood in a world that often values productivity and efficiency over empathy and connection.

The Not Now

The song explores a journey of self-discovery, empowerment, and liberation from a toxic relationship. I have reached a breaking point and refuse to tolerate mistreatment any longer. I've expressed my newfound clarity and awareness of the other person's true nature, seeing through their facade and manipulations. The lyrics emphasise growth, asserting my worth and establishing healthy boundaries. I acknowledge the pain caused by the other person's actions but ultimately find strength and healing within myself. The chorus serves as a powerful declaration of my newfound self-awareness and resilience, letting the other person know that i'm no longer deceived or manipulated. The bridge further reinforces my personal growth and inner peace, emphasising the importance of positive thoughts and self-empowerment. The final chorus highlights my transformation, proudly stating that I have rebuilt my boundaries and can no longer be tested or hurt. 

It's a triumphant anthem of reclaiming one's power and finding strength in the face of adversity.

This time has been my healing.  This song is my final chapter in my story of escaping the claws of a toxic relationship.

Do You Know I Know

A track for the BATORS!  Up and down boys! LOSE YOURSELF!

Goon Animal

Ever feel overwhelmed with life? Too many "apps" or to-do things constantly bleeping and blopping? Everyone (apps) wants a piece of you? No time to focus on your hobbies or dreams?

Sounds like you need a Reset! 

Here’s Le Sage’s virus protection software. A solo project to bring joy and freedom to anyone who listens.  For anyone who needs a good clearing of junk and bottom-feeding human parasites.

[Installing virus protection...100%]

Reset

RESET - Instrumental

RESET

Shake off the shackles of obligation and step into your uniqueness. This is for any dude that has woken up and started walking to the beat of their own drum.

I'm walking my own way unobstructed... how 'bout you?"

Free Dude

Free Dude - Instrumental

Free Dude - A capella clean

Free Dude - A capella

Free Dude - Clean

A gentle reminder to ground yourself, get some sun, get naked and PLAY with yourself (or with a mate 😉).

Stream and own this track on BandCamp:  https://lesagemaxwell.bandcamp.com/track/play

👊😎

Play

The instrumental track behind my song GOON ANIMAL.  It's your turn!

Goon Animal - Instrumental

After discovering a mountain of photos and videos of me and my friends from when I was in my early 20's, I was filled with so much love and happy memories. 

This song is dedicated to my friends.  We're so far away from each other now, and so much has changed, but I will never forget our times together.  You are the highlight of my younger days.

Do you remember when we were young?  I'll never forget!

Love you guys
Le Sage

When We Were Young

I have a morbid fascination with serial killers; what motivates them, who they are, how anyone could inflict such brutal attacks, what that "rush" must feel like that so many of them describe.

Ed Kemper has been quoted as once saying "One side of me says, 'wow, what an attractive chick. I'd like to talk to her, date her.' The other side of me says, 'I wonder how her head would look on a stick.'"

It was this quote that inspired 'Come to Daddy'.

... did you lock your doors?

Come to Daddy

Come To Daddy

Headphones on, grease, rings, poppers... DROP!

OMG It's Huge

OMG Its Huge

New track out tomorrow.
This one’s for YOU boys!  
#IYKYK 
👊😎
Le Sage

One Thing

One Thing - InstruMOANal

One Thing is dedicated to the international groups of men who celebrate male sexuality and provide a safe space to release inhibitions and be the authentic, filthy, sexy, horny, men that we are.

Brotherhood of Masturbators, with One Thing on our mind...

Whatever Syndrome has grown in cases over the last decade to astronomical levels.  2023 alone saw an 85% spike in official diagnoses, with doctors and research professionals fearing that many cases go undiagnosed or misdiagnosed.  Once acquired, Whatever Syndrome is a life-long condition.

The ‘Maxwell Institute of Creative Undertakings and Neuro-Technoscience’ (or MI CUNT) has recently published a study in which 700 men and women (between the age of 31 and 69) formally diagnosed with Whatever Syndrome were observed over a period of 12 months to help identify triggers and environmental factors affecting the condition, along with a trial of ground-breaking new treatments (see Chapter 11: ‘🖕’ and Chapter 13: ‘Life after my Whatever Syndrome diagnosis’). 

🧐 Identifying Whatever Syndrome 
Patients are required to submit ‘Daily Activity Diaries’ and ‘Daily Mood Diaries’ to a healthcare professional over a period of 6 weeks (see Table XI: ‘Daily Diary Scoring’).  Healthcare professionals are required to monitor their patient’s reported daily symptoms, with a combination of at least 7 out of 11 unique and persistent daily symptoms (see ‘Symptoms’), over a period of 3 months, prior to a Whatever Syndrome diagnosis.

🤒 Symptoms
(i) Persistent eye-rolling (at least nine (9) eye-rolls per consultation), (ii) facial expression score; ‘Resting Prick’ or ‘Resting Bitch’ (see appendix C), (iii) blank stares when “talking shit” to the patient (see ‘Definitions’), (iv) criticising the patient's inherent features or flaws causes further eye-rolls and deterioration of ‘Resting Prick’ or ‘Resting Bitch’ score, (v) sporadic amnesia (patient forgets you exist once you commence a monologue), (vi) selective hearing (persistent negativity will cause the patient to “tune out”), (vii) patient has no fucks or repeatedly neglects to bring their fucks to consultations, (viii) nausea and stomach pain when within six (6) feet of disingenuous adult humans, (ix) sudden onset of nudist tendencies, (x) gait score; ‘Strut’ (see appendix D), (xi) patient frequently uses the hand gesture “The Wanker” (see appendix G) (can be combined with eye-rolls).

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For more information or to access MI CUNT's support resources, click "Follow" and give this research summary some love.  Or whatever.

If you suspect you may have acquired Whatever Syndrome, please consult your GP or healthcare provider and mention MI CUNT for consideration to be included in the next study... or, whatever.

🖕🙄

Whatever Syndrome

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Some heart, some fun... some deviant 😈

Le Sage

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