A Little Naughty

Season II

A song about the raw and pure male form. How are you celebrating International Masturbation Month? 

My first song - made with #BandLab and my iPhone headphones.  

#InternationalMastubationMonth #HaveAWank #ChillOut

Masturbate

“My Phantom” is a reflection on the inner conflicts and struggles of Le Sage. The "Phantom" referred to in the song is a metaphor for the internal voice or impulse that takes over in moments of stress or pressure, causing Le Sage to lose control of his actions and intentions.

The first verse suggests that Le Sage is aware of this internal struggle and has made some difficult decisions as a result. However, there is still a part of him that is masking his true self, indicating that he doesn’t feel fully in control of his own actions.

The second verse describes a sense of disconnection and apathy towards the outside world, which is juxtaposed with a feeling of heightened awareness and clarity when alone and undisturbed.

The final verse introduces the idea that the "Phantom" is not just a personal struggle, but a universal one that exists within all of us as a means of self-protection. The chorus then becomes a call to action, demanding that Le Sage take back control and overcome the Phantom's influence.

Overall, the song is a personal reflection on the struggle for self-awareness and control, with the Phantom serving as a symbolic representation of the internal and external pressures that can often overwhelm us.

Thank you ZapSplat.com for the sound effects (storm, window closing, foot steps, wolf howl[x2]).

My Phantom

Cock Fusion

The song explores a journey of self-discovery, empowerment, and liberation from a toxic relationship. I have reached a breaking point and refuse to tolerate mistreatment any longer. I've expressed my newfound clarity and awareness of the other person's true nature, seeing through their facade and manipulations. The lyrics emphasise growth, asserting my worth and establishing healthy boundaries. I acknowledge the pain caused by the other person's actions but ultimately find strength and healing within myself. The chorus serves as a powerful declaration of my newfound self-awareness and resilience, letting the other person know that i'm no longer deceived or manipulated. The bridge further reinforces my personal growth and inner peace, emphasising the importance of positive thoughts and self-empowerment. The final chorus highlights my transformation, proudly stating that I have rebuilt my boundaries and can no longer be tested or hurt. 

It's a triumphant anthem of reclaiming one's power and finding strength in the face of adversity.

This time has been my healing.  This song is my final chapter in my story of escaping the claws of a toxic relationship.

Do You Know I Know

A track for the BATORS!  Up and down boys! LOSE YOURSELF!

Goon Animal

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Ever feel overwhelmed with life? Too many "apps" or to-do things constantly bleeping and blopping? Everyone (apps) wants a piece of you? No time to focus on your hobbies or dreams?

Sounds like you need a Reset! 

Here’s Le Sage’s virus protection software. A solo project to bring joy and freedom to anyone who listens.  For anyone who needs a good clearing of junk and bottom-feeding human parasites.

[Installing virus protection...100%]

Reset

RESET

Shake off the shackles of obligation and step into your uniqueness. This is for any dude that has woken up and started walking to the beat of their own drum.

I'm walking my own way unobstructed... how 'bout you?"

Free Dude

A gentle reminder to ground yourself, get some sun, get naked and PLAY with yourself (or with a mate 😉).

👊😎

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The instrumental track behind my song GOON ANIMAL.  It's your turn!

Goon Animal - Instrumental

After discovering a mountain of photos and videos of me and my friends from when I was in my early 20's, I was filled with so much love and happy memories. 

This song is dedicated to my friends.  We're so far away from each other now, and so much has changed, but I will never forget our times together.  You are the highlight of my younger days.

Do you remember when we were young?  I'll never forget!

Love you guys
Le Sage

When We Were Young

I have a morbid fascination with serial killers; what motivates them, who they are, how anyone could inflict such brutal attacks, what that "rush" must feel like that so many of them describe.

Ed Kemper has been quoted as once saying "One side of me says, 'wow, what an attractive chick. I'd like to talk to her, date her.' The other side of me says, 'I wonder how her head would look on a stick.'"

It was this quote that inspired 'Come to Daddy'.

... did you lock your doors?

Come to Daddy

Come To Daddy

Headphones on, grease, rings, poppers... DROP!

OMG It's Huge

New track out tomorrow.
This one’s for YOU boys!  
#IYKYK 
👊😎
Le Sage

One Thing

One Thing - InstruMOANal

One Thing is dedicated to the international groups of men who celebrate male sexuality and provide a safe space to release inhibitions and be the authentic, filthy, sexy, horny, men that we are.

Brotherhood of Masturbators, with One Thing on our mind...

Whatever Syndrome has grown in cases over the last decade to astronomical levels.  2023 alone saw an 85% spike in official diagnoses, with doctors and research professionals fearing that many cases go undiagnosed or misdiagnosed.  Once acquired, Whatever Syndrome is a life-long condition.

The ‘Maxwell Institute of Creative Undertakings and Neuro-Technoscience’ (or MI CUNT) has recently published a study in which 700 men and women (between the age of 31 and 69) formally diagnosed with Whatever Syndrome were observed over a period of 12 months to help identify triggers and environmental factors affecting the condition, along with a trial of ground-breaking new treatments (see Chapter 11: ‘🖕’ and Chapter 13: ‘Life after my Whatever Syndrome diagnosis’). 

🧐 Identifying Whatever Syndrome 
Patients are required to submit ‘Daily Activity Diaries’ and ‘Daily Mood Diaries’ to a healthcare professional over a period of 6 weeks (see Table XI: ‘Daily Diary Scoring’).  Healthcare professionals are required to monitor their patient’s reported daily symptoms, with a combination of at least 7 out of 11 unique and persistent daily symptoms (see ‘Symptoms’), over a period of 3 months, prior to a Whatever Syndrome diagnosis.

🤒 Symptoms
(i) Persistent eye-rolling (at least nine (9) eye-rolls per consultation), (ii) facial expression score; ‘Resting Prick’ or ‘Resting Bitch’ (see appendix C), (iii) blank stares when “talking shit” to the patient (see ‘Definitions’), (iv) criticising the patient's inherent features or flaws causes further eye-rolls and deterioration of ‘Resting Prick’ or ‘Resting Bitch’ score, (v) sporadic amnesia (patient forgets you exist once you commence a monologue), (vi) selective hearing (persistent negativity will cause the patient to “tune out”), (vii) patient has no fucks or repeatedly neglects to bring their fucks to consultations, (viii) nausea and stomach pain when within six (6) feet of disingenuous adult humans, (ix) sudden onset of nudist tendencies, (x) gait score; ‘Strut’ (see appendix D), (xi) patient frequently uses the hand gesture “The Wanker” (see appendix G) (can be combined with eye-rolls).

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For more information or to access MI CUNT's support resources, click "Follow" and give this research summary some love.  Or whatever.

If you suspect you may have acquired Whatever Syndrome, please consult your GP or healthcare provider and mention MI CUNT for consideration to be included in the next study... or, whatever.

🖕🙄

Whatever Syndrome

Mix by BOOTYMILW (CW): https://audiomack.com/cw-milw

Big thanks to BOOTYMILW for pulling this mix together and making it "Worship Cock" worthy.  I love your work Brother 👊😎

Worship Cock 32 - Bate With Le Sage

Music is our universal language; she is an outburst of the soul, her own kind of magic. Whether it be in English, French, Spanish, or any language, this song is my expression of absolute love for music and the joy of creating it. Even though I often feel like I don’t know what I’m doing, I pour myself into every song I make. This is my dedication to the beauty of music and the joy it brings me every day.

I love music, and I love creating music. Every song is a part of me—some heart, some fun, and a little naughty. “J’aime La Musique” is my way of painting with sound, capturing the soundtrack of my life. Join me in this celebration of the universal language that unites us all.

J'aime La Musique

Outro - thanks for listening to 'Some Heart, Some Fun...and a little Naughty'

Download this outro for free 👊😎

That's Big - Outro

Our temperature rises, sweat flowing as we dance, breathing heavy, desire fuelling our moves, closer and closer...

No Pain No Fun

The one and only DJAlexVanS has worked his magic on five of my favourite, down and dirty tracks.

Checkout more of DJAlexVanS on Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/djalexvans/

Brotherhood Of Masturbators (DJAlexVanS Remixes)

The one and only DJAlexVanS has worked his magic on OMG It's Huge.  

Check out more of DJAlexVanS: https://www.mixcloud.com/djalexvans/

OMG It's Huge (DJAlexVanS Remix)

You know that hot, buff, sweaty guy you check out at the gym... your Gym Crush... does he know how much you admire him?  How much you need him?  How much you'd do anything for him?  You'd get on your knees and.... awwww GYM CRUSH!

Gym Crush

A release of frustration!  Next post, next post, next post...AHHHHH... I don't want to be entertained, I wanna BE The Entertainer!

Shout out to 'Red Robyn' for supporting me with the composition of this track!  Love you Red!

The Entertainer

You tried to trip me over, you thought I'd stumble... just made me wanna dance, have you seen my Brooklyn Shuffle? 🕺

You tried to manipulate me, you tried to hold me down...BITCH! I'm flying!

Nothing I Need

What can I say? I Love my Big Dick! 👅 Don't you?!

Lyrics (join me!)

I love my big dick
Hard and thick
I love my big dick
Greased up, slick
I love my big dick
I want him in my fist
I wanna oil up my body
Hit the poppers and just sit
With my big dick!
 
Get naked
Take your clothes off
Get naked
But leave on your white socks
Get naked
I wanna see those pups
Grab your feet, spread your knees
Fresh man meat
Show me your big dick
 
Good boy
Daddy wants to see
Good boy
Bull on his knees
Good boy
Now flex for me
I love to watch a brother bating
Toes curling while he’s workin’
His big dick
 
Drool
Open your mouth (ohh)
Drool 
[keep going] Up and down
Drool 
Heading straight for Goon Town
I love to oil up my body
Hit the poppers and just…
 
Frottage
Mmm fuck yeah
Frottage
Tes pieds sur les miens
Frottage
So good to share
I wanna sweat with somebody
Hit the poppers and just sit
With our Big Dicks
 
You want my big dick?
We’ll make him fit
You want my big dick?
Go on, give him a lick
You want my big dick?
We can start with the tip!
You gotta lube up that bussy
Hit the poppers and come sit
On my - hold Up!
 
I identify as a Bator
If that offends you, won’t see you later
But I’ll show you mine
If you show me yours…
 
Come on pig, show me your bate spread
No judgement, only admiration
Now that’s a big head!
My curiosity piqued, I gotta see your technique
I wanna synchronise our strokin’
Feel the dick pleasure growin’
 
I love my big dick
I love my big dick
I love my big dick [I love]
I love my big dick [I love my]
 
I love my big dick
Hard, and thick
I love my big dick [I love my Big Dick]
Greased up, slick
I love my big dick [I love my big dick]
Slide him in my fist 
I’ve oiled up my body [I love my]
Poppered UP
All I need is my Big Dick [Big Dick]

Big Dick

Personality shift ahead... walls coming down...😈

A Little Naughty Interlude

Nothing I Need - Instrumental

Big Dick - DickLibs

I don't wanna be entertained,
I wanna be The Entertainer!

Shout out to 'Red Robyn' for supporting me with the composition of this track!  Love you Red!

The Entertainer - Instrumental

Remixed by Club Nash - now that's a Big Dick 🍆! 

He he, YEAH! 😈

Apple Music, and the rest, from May 16… but Soundcloud FIRST!! 👊😎

Big Dick (Club Nash Mix)

Just a dude who loves to make music 👊😎
Some heart, some fun... and a little naughty 😈

Sometimes I scream
Sometimes I heal
Always me!
Whether your jacking it or dancing through your demons, I got you.

Le Sage

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