MY BABY'S FILLED WITH SILICONE AND SIN
HORMONE PILLS, WHISKEY AND GIN
INCISION SCARS AROUND HER PEPPERONI NIPS
AN ADAM'S APPLE AND STUBBLE ON HER CHIN
I LOVE HER BOOTY WIGGLE
I LOVE HER TITTY SHAKE
I LOVE IT WHEN SHE DROPS HER BALLS ON MY FACE
SHE LIKES TO CUDDLE, KISS AND SUCK
BUT THIS DATE DON'T END UNTIL I'M BLEEDING FROM THE BUTT

TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL

MY WOMAN SHE'S A WORK OF MY MODERN ART
STATUESQUE LADY WITH AN EXTRA PART
HER BOTTOMS NOT DONE BUT SHE'S GOT LOTS OF TOP
SHE LIKES TO TWEAK BOTH HER NIPPLES AS I JERK HER OFF
CAN'T TAKE HER HOME SHE'S MOTHER'S WORST NIGHTMARE
CAN'T TAKE HER HOME CAUSE DAD WILL TRY TO STEAL HERE
6 2 IN HEELS, A CHUBBY 8 IN BED
WITHOUT MY HUNG WOMAN I'D RATHER BE DEAD

TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL

MY GIRL IS PRETTY
MY GIRL IS FINE
MY GIRL'S PECKER IS BIGGER THAN MINE
SOME PEOPLE LAUGH CAUSE THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND US
WE SAY THE HATERS CAN SUCK OUR NUTS

TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL
TRANSGIRL

THUNDERTRUCK - TRANSGIRL

THUNDERTRUCK - DEATH COMES RIPPING

I creep up
like a villain
Horned rimmed glasses
over jet black eyes
Only way
to silence my mind
Thoughts buzzing
like a thousand flies
Super X
makes a mess
Of young lovers
never to return
The Blue Meanies
can only guess
As I sit in the dark
and watch the city burn

Another round
Hit the ground
Hellbound
Bang bang bang

Only exist
when I do my thing
Hunting down
the most dangerous game
Killing people
is so much fun
By rope, by fire
by knife, by gun

Another round
Hit the ground
Hellbound
Bang bang bang

Collecting souls
for the afterlife
To be my slaves
in paradise
I even got your kiddies
dead in my sights
You'll never know my name
you'll never know my face
all you'll ever know is
fear, death and disgrace

Another round
Hit the ground
Hellbound
Bang bang bang

Hellbound

THUNDERTRUCK - HELLBOUND

This is the second CD from my anti-country country band Eugene. It will probably offend people who don't pay attention and are very stupid. Luckily I don't have a career to lose.

Lyrics:

THE DEVIL KNOWS
Wake up with the sound of rolling thunder behind my eyes
Wake up but all I see are dreams
Don't know where I've been but I know that I've been there way too long
Cause jackals and vultures sing along, how they sing along

Some memories fade away, but some memories won't stay away
From the misfits and all they do
And when the levee breaks down and your worlds collide
You better grab your brother and stay inside
The curtains are drawing soon

Cause when the skies go gray and a wizard walks by
Everybody knows it's the end of the line
When bullets start flying like blowing rain
Everybody knows that we've gone insane
Little sister wears her fancy dress
Everybody knows it's her Sunday best
Everybody knows what they think they know
But nobody seems to know what the devil knows

Knocked up girls with credit cards
Hipster boys in hybrid cars
Is this all we really are
We touched the sky now we're grounded hard
With a retarded brain and a faggot heart
Everybody's blind even though they see

Cause when the skies go gray and a wizard walks by
Everybody knows it's the end of the line
When bullets start flying like blowing rain
Everybody knows that we've gone insane
Little sister wears her fancy dress
Everybody knows it's her Sunday best
Everybody knows what they think they know
But nobody seems to know what the devil knows

Cause when the skies go gray and a wizard walks by
Everybody knows it's the end of the line
When bullets start flying like blowing rain
Everybody knows that we've gone insane
Little sister wears her fancy dress
Everybody knows it's her Sunday best
Everybody knows what they think they know
But nobody seems to know what the devil knows

ASSHOLES ALWAYS WIN
Little Miss Muffet she sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
And they've been friends to this day, to this day
He tried to bite her she said that's cute
He tried to web her she said that's cool
With his eight beady eyes and his hairy legs
She knew he was trouble but she thought she could make him change
And I guess it's true, what they say
Nice guys lose and the assholes always win

Little Miss Muffet she sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
I thought she was special so I sat down beside her
She never even looked my way, looked my way
I bought her flowers, she threw them away
I bought her chocolates, she said that's gay
I tried and tried but she never even cared
She didn't wanna kiss and she didn't want to hold my hand
And I guess it's true, what they say
Nice guys lose and the assholes always win

Little Miss Muffet she sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
Along came a husband and sat down beside her
And they've been wed to this day, to this day
He tried to control her, she thought he would stop
He tried to hit her, she thought he won't do that again
But then he pushed her down, she struck her head
On the corner of the table and now she's dead in the ground
And I guess it's true, what they say
Stupid girls get what they deserve in the end
And I guess it's true, what they say
Nice guys lose and the assholes always win

CANNONBALL
In this summer wind it would be a sin for me to break your heart
But that's how I am
I sneak right in and then roll on home like a cannonball

Like a cannonball 
Like a cannonball 
Like a cannonball 
Roll like a cannonball
Like a cannonball 
Like a cannonball 
I roll on

If I could you know I would change my ways
But I'm a rolling stone I gotta move on down that road like a cannonball

Like a cannonball 
Like a cannonball 
Like a cannonball 
Roll like a cannonball
Like a cannonball 
Like a cannonball 
I roll on

DADDY
Roosters are crowing, dogs are a barking, daddy's coming home again
He did his time so they say but I tend to disagree
I think it's a joke he's walking free when my mama can't walk at all
That no good black heart son of a bitch should be dead in hell or jail
There ain't no part of him that's in any part of me
He ain't never been a father he ain't never been a thing to me

Roosters are crowing, dogs are a barking, daddy's coming home again
If he thinks he's gonna waltz back in he better think again
Cause I ain't that little boy he used to knock around
I'm a big old boy with a big old gun and a debt I inted to repay
There ain't no part of him that's in any part of me
He ain't never been a father he ain't never been a thing to me

Roosters are crowing, dogs are a barking, daddy's coming home again
But everything he used to be is all covered with dust and gin
He ain't got no money, he ain't got no car, all he's got is pain
He ain't got no right to come in here and put that pain on me
There ain't no part of him that's in any part of me
He ain't never been a father he ain't never been a thing to me

If I see that man around he's gonna get a piece of my mind
Gonna walk right up and give him everything he's due
I got no room for sympathy and I got no need for apologies
Just stay away from me and I'll stay away from you
Press you luck you'll be another stain on my boot

Roosters are crowing, dogs are a barking, daddy's coming home again
He did his time so they say but I tend to disagree
And I ain't that little boy he used to knock around
I'm a big old boy with a big old gun and a debt I inted to repay


LITTLE RED GIRL
The white men ride, torches in hand
Burn all that came before across the land
A village burns, a village dies
But they don't notice that the hills have eyes
Watching every move
Little red girl's alone

Little red girl running for her life
Laughing faces etched into her mind
All alone now with her fear
Anger and sadness, blood and tears
Revenge her only friend
Little red girl's alone

Eyes of fire, face painted black
Full grown woman, black hair down her back
Her arrows pierce, her hatchet flies
Tonight's the night all the white men die
My my how the tide has turned
Little red girl's alone
Watching all their families burn
Little red girl's alone

LIGHTNING BUG
Lightning bug up in the sky
Lightning bug Lightning bug
Lightning bug why you fly so high?
Lightning bug Lightning bug
Lightning bug don't live too long
Lightning bug Lightning bug
But the lightning bug puts on quite a show
Lightning bug Lightning bug

Lightning bug don't bother no one
Lightning bug Lightning bug
Lightning bug from dusk till dawn
Lightning bug Lightning bug 
Lightning bug don't got no home
Lightning bug Lightning bug
Lightning bug does nothing but roam

Lightning bug up in the sky
Lightning bug Lightning bug
Lightning bug why you fly so high?
Lightning bug Lightning bug
Lightning bug don't live too long
Lightning bug Lightning bug
But the lightning bug puts on quite a show
Lightning bug Lightning bug

I LOVE U
You're the best friend I've ever had
You're the only friend I need
When we're hanging out with the girls and the boys
You're face is the only face I see
And when you're standing on the other side of the room
I miss you, cause I love you

But sometimes I watch you when you sleep and I fantasize 
About crushing your head with a rock
Masturbate while your brains leak out
Watch you convulse as your blood pools around my socks
Cause sometimes I look at you and I want to throw up
And sometimes I do

Sometimes I look into your big brown eyes 
I realize I'm so lucky that I found you
Sometimes I look into your big brown eyes
And all I want to do is choke you
With my cock
Down your throat
And sometimes I wanna rape you with the business end
Of a claw hammer
And sometimes I wanna put your head on a stick
But I don't cause I love you

F-WORDS, R-WORDS AND N-WORDS
Some of my favorite people are faggots, retards and niggers
Cause they don't care if I call 'em faggots, retards and niggers
They understand that words don't mean a thing, they only got the power that you give 'em
And they don't believe real hate can be solved in a Brad Paisley song

And all my nigger friends agree, we're so sick and tired of the language police
And all my fags and tards agree
You can take your phoney political correctness and shove right up your guilty white ass

Some of my favorite people are faggots, retards and niggers
Cause they understand our differences are the things that make us special
And they understand that hate ain't based on the color of your skin or who you love
It's based on behavior and integrity or the lack thereof

And all my nigger friends agree, we're so sick and tired of the language police
And all my fags and tards agree
You can take your phoney political correctness and shove right up your guilty white ass

If a faggot wants to get married I don't care
Every good twink deserves a bear
If a retard wants to eat pennies I don't care
As long as he ain't got Pete Rose hair
If a nigger wears a saggy pants I don't care
Just make sure ya got on underwear
Do whatever you want, hell, I don't care
You mind your business and I'll mind mine

And all my nigger friends agree, we're so sick and tired of the language police
And all my fags and tards agree
You can take your phoney poltical correctness and shove right up your guilty white ass

LONELY DAY
Sitting here watching the hours fade - it's just another lonely day
Sitting here watching the time creep by - it's just another lonely day
I got more time than a broken watch - it's just another lonely day
Time ticks so slow I'm sure that it's stopped - it's just another lonely day
I'm a sentimental man I know
But that don't keep me on the road I'm going

Sitting here watching life slip by - it's just another lonely day
Just sitting here like a bump on a log - it's just another lonely day
I'm more useless than tits on a bull - it's just another lonely day
Sitting here ignoring death's embrace - it's just another lonely day
I'm a sentimental man I know
But that don't keep on the road I'm going down

Little girl you're the only one who moves me
Ya come creeping up like a midnight movie
You're the sun, you're the stars and the moon
You got me floating up just like a balloon, I sing
You're my sun, my stars and my moon x4
I'm a sentimental man I know
But that don't keep on the road I'm going down

Little girl you're the only one who knows me
You see right through my bloodshot eyes
I see my reflection in your piercing gaze
I see a man desperate to get lost in your maze, he sings
Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone x4
I'm a sentimental man I know
But that don't keep on the road I'm going down

It's just another lonely day

GET STONED
On a three day weekend, somebody's peeking
The backdoor's squeaking cause somebody's sneeking in
Just sitting here kicking, camera's clicking
Eating fried chicken it's all finger licking good
The mountain is high, the valley is low
We're all confused about which way we should go
So we just stay home
The only thing that we can do is stay high and get stoned

Television's beaming real life demons
Telephone's ringing but nobody's picking up
Everybody's lying, everybody's dying
Everybody's trying but nobody's buying in
The story's been told
The song has been sung
We're just repeating everything that we know
It's all been said before
The only thing that we can do is stay high and get stoned

Robots at work
Drones in the sky
Wave goodbye as intelligence dies
Wikipedia that
The only thing that we can do is stay high and get stoned

NASH VEGAS
Can you sing like the radio
Can you smile like a magazine
Can you strum a guitar and not touch the strings
You don't have to write
Just look good in the light
That's how we do it in Tennessee

You say you want to be a superstar
We say good luck man
You say you wanna sell your soul and be a clone
Nash Vegas is the perfect town for you

You'll get a brand new face
And a brand new name
All we ask in return is your integrity
We'll give you the voice
We'll give you the songs
All you gotta give us is personality

You say you want to be a superstar
We say good luck man
You say you wanna sell your soul and be a clone
Nash Vegas is the perfect town for you

COUNTRY SONG
I like to take things nice and slow
Sipping beers at a fishing hole
Might shoot a deer cause I don't respect life
Head back home to beat my wife

Awwwwww aww aww country song
Awwwwww aww aww aww country song

I like to wash and wax my pickup truck
After mudding through the swampy muck
I live my life like a Hank Jr song
I got no brains but I'm country strong

Awwwwww aww aww country song
Awwwwww aww aww aww country song

When I bleed I bleed red, white and blue
When I drink it's American brew
I believe in freedom and liberty
But only for people who look like me

Awwwwww aww aww country song
Awwwwww aww aww aww country song

I got a tattoo of the rebel flag
Cause I hate spics, spooks and fags
I got a gun tucked inside my waistband
You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands

Awwwwww aww aww country song
Awwwwww aww aww aww country song

Assholes Always Win

Lightning Bug

OLD
I used to be so pretty but now I feel so ugly
I used to be so smooth but now I'm wrinkled money
I used to be so fulfilled but now my soul is hollow

I feel old
Old and stoned
I feel old

I used to think I could fly but now I feel so grounded
I used to be so fun but now I'm so boring
I thought I could be anything 
But now I know I'm nothing


Down in the Dumps

MERRY CHRISTMAS HERE IS THE NEW TERRIBLE CD BY EUGENE!!!!!!!

OUTLAWS
Where have all the outlaws gone, tell me where they've been
Where are the rebels, the punks and the slags
Where are my heroes, who taught me how to play
Who decided music stars couldn't be assholes
They shouldn't cuss, they shouldn't smoke, they shouldn't break the rules
Who took the sex and drugs out of rock and roll
If I had a time machine I'd gladly leave this boring world behind

Music today it ain't good or bad, it's all just inbetween
Boring people singing boring songs about their boring lives
It's not hard to tell it's all a pack of lies
Kids today play MP3s and call themselves DJs
Why don't you pick up a guitar and be the next Jimmy Page
Why not contribute something real
Put down your phones get out there and make some noise

Where is Johnny Cash, where is good old Hank
Who's gonna put to words the working man's rage
Where is Neil Young, we really need you now
Where is John Lennon, where is Kurt Cobain
Who's gonna write the anthems of this generation's pain
Where is Layne Staley, we really need you now
Axl Rose and Slash will you please get your heads out of your ass

Where is Public Enemy, where is Ice T
Where's them Niggas With Attitude singing music of the streets
2 Live Crew, we really need you now
Where is Johnny Thunders, where is Sid Vicious
Where is Patti Smith, Stiv Bators or The Slits
Punk's so dead I even miss GG Allin
Dear Henry Rollins will you please stop writing stupid poetry

Everyone in country's just singing about their trucks
Every one in pop's just singing about the club
Doesn't anyone have something to say
Disposable clones, derivitive stars
They can't push the envelope and they can't raise the bar
They can barely sing, they can barely play
How's the next generation gonna be inspired to create

Where is Johnny Rotten, where is George Jones
Where is Merle and Waylon where is Rage Against the Machine
Where's the King, I bet he's rolling in his grave
Where is Buddy Holly, where is Dr Dre
Where is Robert Johnson, where is Jerry Lee
Where's the Lizard King, I bet he's rolling in his grave
Where is Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy, Marky, Richie and C.J.
Where are the Ramones
Where are the Ramones
Where are the Ramones

ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE
I remember when I met you you were innocent and demure
I remember when I met you you didn't act like such a whore
I remember when you met me I had more hair on my head
I remember when you met me I wasn't such a bummer in bed

Let's talk about the good old days and how we used to be
Let's talk about the good old days when we were young and free
Let's talk about the good old days when we were so naive
Let's talk about the good old days, ignore that we've got one foot in the grave

I remember when I met you you were slim and stacked and pert
I remember when I met you you didn't wear that triple X shirt
I remember when you met me I had a future full of hope
I remember when you met me I was such a foolish dope

Let's talk about the good old days and how we used to be
Let's talk about the good old days when we were young and free
Let's talk about the good old days when we were so naive
Let's talk about the good old days, ignore that we've got one foot in the grave

I remember when I met you you were the best friend I ever had
I remember when I met you you didn't keep me so steaming mad
I remember when you met me I was such a lucky guy
I remember when you met me I didn't want to lay down and die

NOT FOR NOTHING
Not for nothing I'm a hard working man
Not for nothing I do everything I can
To provide, to get by
But still it just gets harder to survive

Not for nothing I salute my flag
Not for nothing I pay my Uncle Sam
Try to ignore all his lies
And pretend that it'll all be fine

But I'm so sick and tired of counting my nickels and dimes
So sick of biting my tongue but I do it most every time
So sick of being kicked around like an old dumb dog
If you're sick and tired too stand up and sing along
na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Not for nothing I'm a chump
Not for nothing I feel like dirt
I bought in but I got sold
Another sucker getting left out in the cold

Not for nothing I'm a hard working man
Not for nothing I do everything I can
But the American dream seems a nightmare to me
You keep me locked in shackels and tell me that I'm free

DOWNTOWN
Another Friday out with my friends
We're going to the place where the fun never ends
The night is young and so are we
The parking costs a lot but the women are cheap
We're going down, downtown

From bar to bar we walk these streets
The music's loud and we feel every beat
Pounding drinks, creeping on girls
Ain't nothing else like it in this world
We're going down, downtown

We come alive in the moonlight
Sun rise and we gotta go home
We sleep til night falls
Then we come out of our holes
Looking for a
A girl to call our own
One who loves moonlight
One who loves blood and bones

MIDNIGHT STROLL/IN COLD BLOOD
I'm a street walking cheetah
I'm a nuclear bomb
It's really nice to meet ya
Been on the prowl for too long
Let's take a walk by the water
Let's take a walk for a while
I'll give you everything I've dreamed of
You'll really make me smile

We'll walk until the lights fade away and the whole world disappears
Come and take a midnight stroll with me

I'm a fire breathing dragon
I'm a funeral dirge
It's really nice to meet ya
Ya give me such an urge
Let's take a walk by the water
Let's take a walk for a while
I'll take away all your worries
Give you a reason to smile

We'll walk until the lights fade away and the whole world disappears
Come and take a midnight stroll with me

Well, I was raised in the streets
A city boy if you please
I probably forgot more than you'll ever be
No doubt about it

You gotta bop down, down that street, hey
Are you afraid of those creeps
Guardian angels are what we need
New York City police are so sweet
In cold blood

Well, you probably think I'm pretty mad
Just because I like it down there
Well, don't you worry your little head dear
You'll never end up dead
In cold blood

Well, no one here gets out alive
Living here it's suicide
Avenue A you might survive
Riverton you'll finally die
In cold blood

We'll walk until the lights fade away and the whole world disappears
Come and take a midnight stroll with me

COLD AND ALONE
I know it's too late by time I notice you're gone
But I'll keep searching from dusk til dawn
Searching near, searching far
Searching everywhere but where you are

Don't go
Please don't leave me here cold and alone

Day after day, night after night
In the blackest dark, in the brightest light
I call your name again and again
I get no reply but the bitter wind

Don't go
Please don't leave me here cold and alone

The days and weeks and months go by
Yet I still see you out the corner of my eye
And the tears swell up when you're not really there
Like I needed more proof that life's not fair
I can't look at the door without seeing your face
The memories linger and they haunt this place
I'll never understand why you had to go
And I'll never understand why it hurts me so
I'm just so sorry I wasn't there
I'd give anything to relive that day, that day

Don't go
Please don't leave me here cold and alone

A LETTER
I wrote you a letter, you would not read
I put it in a bottle, you would not drink
And now I cry myself to sleep
And I don't recognize who I see
When I look in the mirror
I wrote you a letter

You got something I want to hold
You got something I wish I owned
You got power over me
You got something that's out of reach
You got something no one can teach
But you're gonna miss me when I'm gone

I wrote you a letter, you would not read
I put it in a song, you would not sing
Now I'm lost in the maze in my head
Made of words that I never said
Except when I look in the mirror
I wrote you a letter

You got something I want to hold
You got something I wish I owned
You got power over me
You got something that's out of reach
You got something no one can teach
But you're gonna miss me when I'm gone

Now I'm stuck in dead winter
No visibility
I lost my rhythm in the middle of the sea
Without you I'm broken
But you don't seem to care
But you're gonna miss me
When we're dead and gone

You got something I want to hold
You got something I wish I owned
You got power over me
You got something that's out of reach
You got something no one can teach
But you're gonna miss me when I'm gone

MY DISEASE
Got no money I can't pay no rent
Give me a dollar and I'll spend every cent
I got a nasty habit that I just can't tame
Every devil on my shoulder knows me by my first name

Won't you give me a number information please
I've got to find me a doctor to cure my disease

Spend my money on booze and wine
Spend my money trying to make myself blind
Spend my money on cocaine and pills
Spend my money trying hard not to feel

Won't you give me a number information please
I've got to find me a doctor to cure my disease

I'm a moral with no story to tell
I'm a demon with no reign in hell
I'm a canvas with nothing to show
I'm a midnight rider with nowhere to go

Won't you give me a number information please
I've got to find me a doctor to cure my disease

POT OF GOLD
Don't ask me the places I've been if you don't wanna pack up and ago
Don't ask me the secrets I hide if you're not willing to show
Don't ask me how high I've been if you're not ready to fly
Don't ask me for the truth if you don't wanna hear a lie

People today they talk too much though they got nothing good to say
People today all worry about tomorrow and forget they have today
People today are so obsessed with finding something to hate
And so obsessed with growing that all they do is decay

And people don't take the time to appreciate the status quo
Just wanting a brand new toy so they don't have to grow old
And people don't take the time to count all the silver they own
They're too busy searching trying to find their pot of gold

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum
What might be right for you may not be right for some
And everybody finds a way to shine
It don't matter what you got you'll have yours and I'll have mine

And people don't take the time to appreciate the status quo
Just wanting a brand new toy so they don't have to grow old
And people don't take the time to count all the silver they own
They're too busy searching trying to find their pot of gold

BROKE
Fire and brimestone is where I will head
Cause I got no cash to put in my preacher's hand
When I see that collection plate I duck away
If you pass it to me it's gonna stay empty
I'm broke
Broke as a joke

I got no vote and I got no voice
Born without power, born without choice
Taxation, no representation
But you won't get a dime cause I don't have one
I'm broke
Broke as a joke

I can't pay taxes, I can't pay fees
I can't have a dog I can't afford fleas
Sometimes I wish I was a rich man's son
But I don't wanna be a stuck up greedy rich cunt
So I'm broke
Broke as a joke

RICH MAN'S WAR
When I was a young man I dreamed of war
Me and my rifle against the world
When I turned 18 I joined the corps
But I didn't get the war I bargained for

They want me to go fight 
For a man who'd never lift a finger for me
And they want me to spread freedom 
To a land that never wanted to be free
They want me to lay down and die 
For some ancient religion that don't do nothing but hate
They want me to lay down and die
For a flag that don't mean what it used to mean
I'm just another poor boy dying in a rich man's war

Disillussioned by what I see
Broken hearted with democracy
They talk of freedom but it's just a lie
There ain't no freedom when you're bone to die

They want me to go fight 
For a man who'd never lift a finger for me
And they want me to spread freedom 
To a land that never wanted to be free
They want me to lay down and die 
For some ancient religion that don't do nothing but hate
They want me to lay down and die
For a flag that don't mean what it used to mean
I'm just another poor boy dying in a rich man's war

I'd fight for family, I'd fight for friends
I'd fight for neighbors and Uncle Sam
I'd fight for freedom and liberty in every state across this land
But I won't fight for oil and sand
And I won't fight of the Muslim man
And I won't fight for the Middle East
Let 'em kill each other so we can have peace

When I was a young man I dreamed of war
Me and my rifle against the world
When I turned 18 I joined the corps
But I didn't get the war I bargained for

They want me to go fight 
For a man who'd never lift a finger for me
And they want me to spread freedom 
To a land that never wanted to be free
They want me to lay down and die 
For some ancient religion that don't do nothing but hate
They want me to lay down and die
For a flag that don't mean what it used to mean
I'm just another poor boy dying in a rich man's war

THESE BONES
I was born on the bayou
I was born in the swamp
I was born on the beaches of Cali and the Green Mountins of Vermont
I was born to be a beacon
For your tired and poor
And your huddled masses yearning to breathe free

But you're torn down everything I was
And you've sucked every bit of morrow from these bones

I was born by the river
Raised by Washington and Nathaniel Green
I was born in the fire
From Lexington to Yorktown and all between

But you're torn down everything I was
And you've sucked every bit of morrow from these bones

The red, the white, the blue on the Fourth of July
They're just pretty colors in the sky
You say freedom isn't free
But you don't even know what that means
It's just some pretty words you saw
On a T-shirt at the mall

I was born in the blood on a bayonet
I was born on slavery and the trail of tears
I was born to be great not perfect
I was born to give you something worth fighting for

But you're torn down everything I was
And you've sucked every bit of morrow from these bones

ALL ROADS
Stuck in the middle of nowhere
Stuck in the middle of life
Dreams becoming nightmares
With no end in sight
Somewhere in parts unknown
Surrounded but so alone
So sick of living a lie
So sick of what I've become
In these lights
In these eyes

I just want to be no one
But I'm much too scared
If I don't give them what they want
Will anybody care
Is this what I was born to be
A court jester in blue jeans
So sick of giving away my soul
So sick of what I see
In these lights
In these eyes

A million miles behind me
A million more miles ahead
But all roads lead home

The ringing in my ears
The sound of weary bones
Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat
Give 'em all the usual notes
Another town, another round
Another night of the same old sounds
So sick of myself and my boring schtick
So sick of what I am
In these lights
In these eyes

A million miles behind me
A million more miles ahead
But all roads lead home

Another night of faking of feeling like a fraud
Another day of sleeping and living in a fog
Another night of pretending, of acting like a clown
Another day of hoping that it all comes crashing down

Rich Man's War

Downtown

One Foot in the Grave

Here is the latest vision of mediocrity from my fake band Draven. 

Here is also where I would've put the lyrics but Soundcloud decided I can't have enough characters in the description to do that anymore.

Shark Mama

At The Seams

Leaves

Set Me Free

Let Me In

Same Old Story

Loaded Gun

The latest mediocre album from world famous rock stars Draven!!! Get more mediocrity from twitter.com/lethargicj

Lyrics:

LITTLE GIRL
Little girl don't you give your love away
You'll be holding all the cards one day
You'll shoot 'em down with the wink of an eye
You'll break their hearts and then you'll watch 'em die

Don't trust a boy with an out reached hand
He'll treat you wrong and he'll turn you blind
He'll set you alight and burn you from inside
Revenge tastes sweet when they beg for mercy at your feet

Little girl don't you give your soul away
Some day soon you'll awaken and make them pay
Friendship and love bring nothing but pain
Pain is emotion and emotion won't keep you safe

Don't trust a girl with an empty smile
She's playing a game she's been playing a while
She'll cut you in then cut you out
Revenge tastes sweet when they beg for mercy at your feet

Little girl don't you give yourself away
Stay inside your world stay inside your faith
Don't let them in don't let them see
They'll never let you go never let you be

Don't trust yourself before you know who you are
There's a light inside that you can't control
You're a special girl like no one else
Revenge tastes sweet when they beg for mercy at your feet


DYING BREED
The roar of my engine is a beautiful sound
The temperatures up but my hammer's down
Behind this wheel I'm the master of every road
I don't live by the law I live by a code
And I don't do what nobody says I just drive down the road

Those silly boys in blue never catch me
They got nothing that can touch my hemi
Driving so fast that people think they seen a ghost
And if you wanna race me on my dust you'll choke
Pedal to the floor I push it for more I love to hear my engine whine

Everybody's jealous ‘cause they can't be me
‘cause I'm the last living member of a dying breed
Living like a gypsy and living free
The last outlaw you will ever see

I don't pay taxes I don't pay no fees
I ain't got a cell phone I ain't got a TV
I don't slave my life away working for the man
I'm just shifting gears through my life of sin
I ain't got a future, I ain't got a past, all I got is now

Everybody's jealous ‘cause they can't be me
‘cause I'm the last living member of a dying breed
Living like a gypsy and living free
The last outlaw you will ever see


FIRE IN THE SKY
People live their lives like it won’t happen to them
They act like they don’t remember the sense of fear and dread
But there ain’t nothing different, ain’t nothing changed
At the push of a button the whole world’s in flames

Aaaaaahhh annihilation
Aaaaaahhh fire in the sky

You think that your life is awful wait ‘til your bones are ash
You think that things might get better wait ‘til you die in the flash

Aaaaaahhh annihilation
Aaaaaahhh fire in the sky

Missiles flying over the hill, mushroom clouds on the horizon
Your skin bubbles and peels as your temperatures rising

Aaaaaahhh annihilation
Aaaaaahhh fire in the sky

All cities burning down
Your screams the only sound
Burning your soul alive
Ash turning day to night forever

Duck and cover won’t help you, there’s nothing you can do
When the nuclear winter falls down on you
There ain’t nowhere to hide, shelter is just a lie
There ain’t no last man standing in a lake of fire


IN OUR WORLD
Wake up in the afternoon, wake up half past dead
I already got a silly song stuck inside my head
But with you lying at my side this all makes good sense
‘cause everything that you and I have
You know it’s heaven sent from the stars above

Puppy dogs and unicorns, whatever we may like
Chocolate milk and lollipops, everything tastes nice
There ain’t no sadness there ain’t no badness in this world for two
And swallowing that bitter pill is something we never do
In our world

In our world nobody pricks our skin
In our world nobody locks us in
In our world summers are filled with snow
And even our spiders have souls

Sometimes we want adventure so we strap on our armored suits
Slaying dragons and fighting giants there’s always something new
Sometimes we want to do nothing ‘cept skip stones on the pond
Play jump rope and hide and seek until the day is done
Sometimes we fly in the sky

In our world nobody tells us lies
In our world kids and pets don’t die
In our world birds never break their wings
And even our bees never sting

No one’s allowed inside but you and me
No one to bring us down with misery
No one can tell us what to say or what to do
No parents no doctors no hospitals no school
So let’s play on laugh on live for today
Dance on love on everything’s OK
Play on laugh on live for today
Dance on love on everything’s OK

In our world everything is bright
In our world everything is right
In our world we never skin our knees
I know our world is a place we’ll never leave


GONE BABY GONE
I wake up in the morning and I step outside
I notice something's wrong as I rub my eyes
I don't see my car sitting in my drive
But there's a note on the door as I step inside it says
Gone
Gone baby gone
She's gone
Gone baby gone

I used to have a woman I wonder where she is
She's probably at the bar drinking cold gin fizz
It takes a cold hearted woman just to disappear
And leave a three word note after ten long years that says
Gone
Gone baby gone
She's gone
Gone baby gone

All I can say is baby please
Please baby please come back to me
But I ain't talking about that stupid whore
All I want back is my missing car ‘cause it's
Gone
Gone baby gone
She's gone
Gone baby gone


RIVERBOAT
He was a gambling man playing on a riverboat
He played his life away, a ten time loser with a dead man's luck
She was a dancing girl, dancing on a riverboat
She danced her life away, she danced for money to pay for her drunk

Gonna play one last game to turn his life around
He pushed all in, he lost every penny to the dead man's hand
She was so tired, tired of the riverboat
Tired of every man, tired of their eyes and tired of their hands

The gun was so heavy in his pocket
It was all he could do not to stick it in his mouth and pull the trigger
The gun was so heavy in her pocket
It was all she could do not to stick it in her mouth and pull the trigger

They both went to the bar to drown their sorrows
Cursing their fates, they bonded over hate and shots of whiskey
Everything was wrong but now it all felt right
They looked into each other’s eyes and all they saw was themselves looking back

She grabbed his hand and said I know what we gotta do
I got a loaded gun and I know that you do too
Let's show ‘em how we feel let's take our dignity back
Let's turn this riverboat into a floating bloodbath
He looked into her eyes, that sounds like fun
I never had the chance to shoot my daddy's gun
They never let me win, I knew they never would
Let's blow them all away and make love in the blood
They felt the love as they shared their first last kiss
His mama always told him he'd end up just like this
He pulled his trigger, she pulled her trigger too
Everything felt better then the world was all brand new

It's all over, it's all done
There ain't no captain but the boat floats on
Down the Mississippi, down to New Orleans
This riverboat of death is heading to the sea

He was gambling man, she was a dancing girl, killing on a riverboat
A newlywed couple wed by blood
Sitting on the deck, their last sun rise
She grabs his hand, they take two steps then they jump in the water


PIZZA AND FRIES
Standing outside of the in crowd
Waiting and watching not making a sound
I was a young boy mixed up inside
Sitting alone eating pizza and fries

New girl at school wondering around
Looking for a place she can sit down
She comes to my table, squeaks out a hi
I look at her plate, pizza and fries

A mouth full of metal, a face full of teen
She was the most perfect girl I have seen
She told me her name and I whispered mine
And every day after we had pizza and fries
We were two, now we’re one

Hiding in closets, sneaking through the halls
Sharing our secrets, sharing it all
Skipping our classes and living our lies
Wining and dining on pizza and fries
Maybe we’re right, maybe we’re wrong

Nobody notices, nobody sees
Her head on my shoulder, my hand on her knee
Isn’t this lovely, isn’t this nice
Not sitting alone eating pizza and fries

But nothing lasts forever, not even this
Our year of heaven, one year of bliss
And I remember everything more than I should
And I would trade all my years for one more with her

Much too young to say goodbye
Alone again and wondering why
She taught me to live, she taught me to die
She taught me to love over pizza and fries


RISE AND SHINE
Rise and shine we got a long way to go
Rise and shine we got a long way to go
We got a long way to go on this long and bumpy road

We got to get down to the nitty gritty if we're gonna go See Rock City
Point the car south put the pedal to the floor, please don't drive slow
I hear every girl's got big fat titties and nobody dies like Salt Lake City
You can do all the drugs you want even bath salts

Rise and shine we got a long way to go
Rise and shine we got a long way to go
We got a long way to go on this long and bumpy road

There's a girl there her name is Thriller
I'm gonna take a pleasant drive there to meet her
I don't wanna be late and get stuck with them bitches on crack
Introduce myself as the backdoor lover 
And leave that town with the red headed woman
Gonna ditch my wife cause she's so stupid and she's ugly too

Rise and shine we got a long way to go
Rise and shine we got a long way to go
We got a long way to go on this long and bumpy road


BROKEN WINDOW
Sitting in my bedroom looking out my window
Watching the grass grow watching all the kids get old
Shooting stars streaking through the sky
The world keeps spinning another day passes by

Counting all the rain drops counting as the cars drive by
Daddy's standing in the rain waving up to me goodbye
Mommy's on the front porch begging him please don't go
I watch his tail lights fade through my window

A life time of secrets I've never known
I'm broken inside but I never show
Where did my happy family go
Nothing left but my window

Mommy's in the bathroom so I don't see her cry
Sister's in the playroom pretending that it's all a lie
Brother's watching TV acting like he don't know
I'm just in my bedroom looking out my window

A life time of secrets I've never known
I'm broken inside but I never show
Where did my happy family go
Nothing left but my window

Sitting in my bedroom looking out my window
Watching the grass grow watching all the kids get old
Shooting stars streaking through the sky
The world keeps spinning another day passes by


HIGHWAY RUN
Pack your bags we're gonna go
Gonna hit that open road
And I don't care what your mama says
I know what we got will last
On a highway run
Highway run

I already found my pot of gold
The top down watching your hair blow
Singing along with the radio
Your bare feet out my window
Highway run
We're going on a highway run

We'll never feel the weight of the world coming down
We'll just move along from town to town
We'll be so happy we'll be so happy all alone
And side by side we'll make this road our home

We'll stop and eat at some little cafe
Run to the car ‘cause we don't pay
Spend our nights in a motel  room
Who needs the stars when you got the moon
Highway run
We're going on a highway run

We'll never feel the weight of the world coming down
We'll just move along from town to town
We'll be so happy we'll be so happy all alone
And side by side we'll make this road our home

We'll see the sights we'll make the sounds
Wind at our back we'll never touch the ground
Nothing ahead but hopes and dreams
A future fit for a king and queen


XXXXL
I don't want no skinny girl, they're for silly boys
I like 'em wide I like 'em thick, a lot of meat on dem bones
I don't want no bean pole girl, wearing skinny jeans
A big boned beauty in a moo moo dress will bring me to my knees

I don't need no limber lover, I just roll 'em over and stick it in every fold
I like a girl with plenty of flubber and ain't too shy to eat second supper yeah

I'm tired of diets and low fat foot
Veggies and fruit always ruin my mood
I want a girl who likes to eat well
I want a girl who's XXXXL

Fat Sweaty Betty likes rolling around in a kiddie pool full of lard
Diabetes and heart disease they get my pecker hard
A hundred pounds of skin and bones ain't got what I need
I want a girl who's first and last love is macaroni and cheese

I don't want no teeny lover I want a girl who's a literal ton of fun
I can't deal with a calorie counter, I want a girl who can't fit in an SUV yeah

I'm tired of diets and low fat foot
Veggies and fruit always ruin the mood
I want a girl who likes to eat well
I want a girl who's XXXXL
Big as all outside


SUPERMAN
Is it lack of motivation that keeps me hanging on
It is just my desperation to see you come around
Is it lack of inspiration that makes me try again
Is it just my frustration that keeps my hope alive

If I was Superman I’d give up all my dreams and all my plans
And I would paint the world for you
If I was Superman I’d be a better man than I am to put a smile upon your face
Even though your love is kryptonite to me I’ll never be the one to leave

If I was Superman I’d rip apart the walls around your heart 
And never let them form again
If I was Superman I’d build you the biggest mansion on a hill 
I’d build you anything you want
The Fortress of Solitude is big enough for two, I’d gladly share it all with you

Is it just my fatuation with who you used to be
Is it just my hesitation to leave you how you are
Is it just my situation to be unhappy with you
Is it just my lack of patience to try to understand

If I was Superman I’d wrap you up so tight inside my cape 
to keep you warm and keep you safe
If I was Superman we could fly up up and away into the sky 
And never see this place again
Even though your love is kryptonite to me I’ll never be the one to leave


BETTER DAYS
That box of photographs will never let you be
So hide it in the closet, somewhere you can't see
Don't look back on the good old days and how we used to be
You'll only be confused by old hopes and old dreams

When your better days are yesterday
Memories will only bring you down
When your better days are yesterday
Lock 'em up and throw away the key

I remember when we were young, how we used to run
I remember all the laughs, I remember all the tears, I remember fun
Who says the good old days are only in the past
Even if they're over now, the memories can last

When your better days are yesterday
Memories can always take you back
When your better days are yesterday
Remembering is all you have to do

When your better days are yesterday
Remembering is all you have to do
When your better days are yesterday
Memories can always take you home
Take me home


CRUSADER
I’m the son of a bullet, I’m the son of a man
I was christened by murder, I was raised on revenge
I was baptized in my mother’s blood as the devil laughed and had his fun
I grew up from a boy to a demon as I watched my mother’s head hit the ground
A full grown man at the age of ten when my daddy held my hand and died

I live a life of secrets, the darkness is my home
I live a life of regrets, at least the pain I feel is my own
I wear so many masks and tell so many lies sometimes I don’t know who I am
And when I take off all my masks and see my face my father’s eyes are staring back
An obsession with impossible vengeance I’m a soldier in a war I can’t win

When I’m gliding through the night it’s the only time I feel alive
‘cause I know the war I fight’s not over
When my knuckles crack into bone it’s the only time I don’t feel alone
I can feel the devil looking over my shoulder

In a city of evil built on corruption and lies
These streets are so dirty I never get my hands fully clean
I climb up to the top of the tallest tower and look down on this town of mine
I try to find a little bit of hope but all I see is filth and grime
I may not be the hero this city needs but I’m the one it deserves

When I’m gliding through the night it’s the only time I feel alive
‘cause I know the war I fight’s not over
When my knuckles crack into bone it’s the only time I don’t feel alone
I can feel the devil looking over my shoulder

I made a promise on my parent’s graves that I would honor their deaths and lives
I would rid this city of all the evil doers, a cowardly and superstitious lot
I was born from a bullet but I’m the son of a man
I was born into darkness, I am the night
People tell me that I’ve gone insane but sometimes madness shows up who we really are

When I’m gliding through the night it’s the only time I feel alive
‘cause I know the war I fight’s not over
When my knuckles crack into bone it’s the only time I don’t feel alone
I can feel the devil looking over my shoulder
I tell myself I do this all for you but deep inside I know it’s a lie I tell myself to justify
In my heart I’m still that little boy just looking for a way to stop the pain
Forever guided by my hate        

lethargicj

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