In LKO's first episode, Tokyo Kuntpunch and Lord Haw-Haw discuss 14th century Spanish alchemist Raymond Lully as well as the finer points of artisanal fellatio, micropenises and bumbaclot vampires. And Nobody. And REVENGE!

Episode 1: Raymond Lully

Tokyo Kuntpunch and Lord Haw-Haw discuss sexual harassment and misconduct allegations in the world of stand-up comedy, specifically the return of Louis C.K. Lord Haw-Haw got so angry and drunk in this episode that he later received a summons to a War Crimes Tribunal at The Hague where he refused to answer questions about Markie Post and Benson.

Episode 2: #MeToo in Comedy

Tokyo Kuntpunch and Lord Haw-Haw share alchemist Paracelsus's recipe for creating a helpful homunculus creature while getting super drunk on elixirs. But sex, drugs and celebrity angst are the main topics du jour.

Episode 3: How To Make A Homunculus

Tokyo Kuntpunch regales Lord Haw-Haw with sordid details following a sex party in Palm Springs she attended with a cancelled Czech. Lord Haw-Haw ferries the scorpion once again as he unfolds the decadent tale of Gilles de Rais AKA Bluebeard, a child murdering occultist and one-time work husband to Joan of Arc.

NOTE: Some modern historians dispute the crimes of Gilles de Rais, claiming they were fabricated by his enemies to seize his lands because he was totes goth a la the West Memphis Three.

Episode 4: Gilles de Rais A.K.A. Bluebeard

Let’s Kill Ourselves chronicles the descent of two bitter degenerates through cults, comedy, drugs, crime and the paranormal. Hosted by Tokyo Kuntpunch, an impetuous hooker who spent her formative years in a Buddhist sex cult, and Lord Haw-Haw, a drug-addled pansexual alchemist and anti-life coach banned from most other comedy podcasts and mukbang ASMR symposia.

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