Put on my whiniest voice for this. You better fucking like it, Calum.

Lyrics:
Just the other week I was ontop of the world
I was blazed 24/7, I was talking to this girl
It's funny how some people can stab you in the front
Or not tell me that she was going out with this stupid... guy
This wizard came along and stole her like a crook
She didn't say a word, I found out on facebook
I'm staring at his profile picture, now I'm in shock
The girl I was crushing on fell for an asshole with mutton chops

I was chilling in the shelters with my friend
That's when my dirty habit met it's unfortunate end
It didn't last that long, only a couple of months
When the cops rolled up and found my bag o' nugs
It seems that that pig had a pretty good nose
He didn't believe it was oregano
So now my mum is pissed and now my lungs are empty
Now I'm sorry assed because my woes are plenty
This shit sucks

My girl got stolen by a wizard with mutton chops
And the fuzz found me with a bag of the dankest weed I got
I think I realised that my life can be a bore
So I gotta say, shit ain't so dank anymore

Sometimes I just want to leave this place
And who the fuck would do that to their face
But when I'm feeling down and I don't feel well
I realise this situation's funny as hell
Because

My girl got stolen by a wizard with mutton chops
And the fuzz found me with a bag of the dankest weed I got
I think I realised that my life can be a bore
So I gotta say, shit ain't so dank anymore

Chin up, C
You honkey

Lewis Packer

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