I knew this fucking list was gonna be cured the second I layed eyes on that profile pic

I have been thinking of this for months now. Thank you for making it real

hopefully americas obeisity rate will increase earths gravity enough to smash the moon into the earth and end all human suffering in gods final act of charity

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The West Germanic languages constitute the largest of the three branches of the Germanic family of languages (the others being the North Germanic and the extinct East Germanic languages).

English is by far the most-spoken West Germanic language, with more than 1 billion speakers worldwide. Within Europe, the three most prevalent West Germanic languages are English, German, and Dutch. The language family also includes Afrikaans (which is a daughter language of Dutch), Yiddish, Luxembourgish, Frisian and Scots. Additionally, several creoles, patois, and pidgins are based on Dutch, English, and German, as they were each languages of colonial empires.

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Hope it wasnt done by someone already
otherwise I suppose I should kill myself.

Drop Birds Like It's Hot

Who Wants To Be A Quickscoper

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Quemarlo y Rolarlo

Wake Me Up Inside When September Ends

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When You Die

Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" Except its a Very Catchy Pop Hit From 2012

starts at 0:15, pitched for copyright
unpitched: https://sowndhaus.audio/track/9820/duuzu-contacito

see also: https://soundcloud.com/duuzu/despacito-and-the-four-chords

Contacito

same key and bpm

i like dire straits ok im sorry

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same key and bpm

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