This is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

Fighter: Bottom & Mira
Arrangement: Carmel
Illustration: taconi https://twitter.com/takotwt
Music: Victory! Bottom and Mira
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Sourcelist:
Rips from or Featured in other RPG Maker Games and OHRRPGCE games (Yume Nikki, LISA, Licensed Songs in RPG Maker Games like Kanyequest)
-Michael Jackson songs (Beat It, Smooth Criminal, Leave me Alone)
-Songs Related to Crabs, Fish and other types of Sea Life (Rock Lobster, Crab Rave, Splatoon)
-Songs related to going to the bathroom, or from the Alice in Wonderland franchise (Alice's Theme, I sit down when i pee, Pissing Mario)

Original:
-Samurai version 3(Songs in Toilet in Wonderland)
-Mira Dance (Songs in Toilet in Wonderland)
-Various Toilet in Wonderland SFX (Songs in Toilet in Wonderland)

Victory! Bottom And Mira

Fighter: Fireboy & Watergirl
Arrangement: Fox
Illustration: CJ, FilthyFred
Music: Grumble Volcano
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Sourcelist:
-Rips from Flash Games (Run 3, Henry Stickmin, Fancypants Adventure, Riddle School)
-Rips from Puzzle Games (Portal, Tetris, Puyo Puyo)
-Songs related to Fire and Water levels in video games (Grumble Volcano, Lava Reef Zone, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon)
-Songs related to Fire and Water in General, as well as Contrasting Elements (Bonfire, Ocean Eyes, Ocean Man, I Can't Decide)

Original:
-Grumble Volcano - Mario Kart Wii (Fire Levels in Video Games)

Grumble Volcano

Fighter: Amigo
Arrangement: LazyTomato
Illustration: Juniper, taconi
Music: Aseremonky
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Sourcelist:
-Rips from Samba de Amigo and its DLC (Livin la Vida Loca, Smooth, Mambo number 5)
-Songs from other Rhythm games from the Wii or Rhythm Games published by Sega (Rhythm thief, Rhythm heaven Fever)
-Rips related to Mexican Culture (Guacamelee, El Chavo)
-Rips related to Monkeys (Super Monkey Ball, Donkey Kong, Ape Escape)

Original:
- Asereje (Songs in Samba de Amigo)
- DKC Sound Effects (Monkeys)
- Super Mario Bros Movie "Monkey" Sound (Monkeys)

Aseremonky

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Pumped Up Sickos

-Music from or produced by The Living Tombstone
-Music by British rappers
-Music from or related to the FNAF franchise
-Music known for being played at parties 

Examples

-My Ordinary Life, It's Raining Men (Remix), Goomba Got Back
-Music by Big Shaq, Music by Dizzee Rascal, Music by M.I.A.
-It's Been So Long, Circus, Stay Calm
-Party Rock Anthem, Cha Cha Slide, Music Make You Lose Control

Victory! - Pumped Up Sickos

Track: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed And https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown (Did the intro chords)
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/toothnt_the_second (Lego Yoda) and https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Spawny)

LEGO YODA: MMMMMM cum bitch ass take my money bitch.
SPAWNY: *Spawny watches as Lego Yoda is saying these words, he's terrified.*

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LEGO YODA SOURCE LIST

- Songs from the Star Wars franchise (Cantina Band, I'm Han Solo)

- "Green" related songs (Green Day, Green de la Bean)

- Drug related music (I cant feel my face, Breaking Bad Soundtrack, etc)

- LEGO original music (Everything Is Awesome, LEGO Worlds ost)

SPAWNY SOURCE LIST

-Songs from/featuring the Rabbids games (Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, Rabbids Land, etc

-songs by Grand Kirkhope (excluding DK games) (Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo Tooie, Perfect Dark)

-songs from tactical RPGs (Final Fantasy Tactics, Fire Emblem, Valkryia Chronicles, etc)

- Songs related to Fusion and Merging (Digimon OST, Stephen Universe OST, Nuclear Fusion)

Songs Used
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Lego Yoda:
﻿ Brick It - Lego Worlds (Lego)
A LOT OF YTP SEXER SOUND EFFECTS (Offsource)
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Spawny:
﻿ Smash Mouth - All Star (Digimon Movie)
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Stay Funny!

ytp raver

Fighters: Fireboy and Watergirl, Mad Piano
Arrangement: 9Tailed @9Tailed
Illustration: 9Tailed @9Tailed
Music: ｄｒｏｗｎｉｎｇ　苛き握
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Sourcelists:

Mad Piano:
-Songs from 3D Mario games, and Songs related to Boos in Mario(Jump Up SuperStar, Boo Night Fever, Luigi's Mansion)
-Songs that have piano as a prominent instrument or are piano-only (Sad by Bo Burnham, Fur Elise, Clair de Lune, Deemo)
-Songs from horror media, and creepy moments in non-horror media (Outlast, Pony Island, AMALGAM, Stranger Things)
-Songs related to Creepypastas and Famous ARGs (Don't Hug me I'm Scared, Petscop, Lavender Town)

Fireboy & Watergirl:
-Rips from Flash Games (Run 3, Henry Stickmin, Fancypants Adventure, Riddle School)
-Rips from Puzzle Games (Portal, Tetris, Puyo Puyo, Dr. Mario)
-Songs related to Fire and Water levels in video games(Grumble Volcano, Lava Reef Zone, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon)
-Songs related to Fire and Water in General, as well as Contrasting Elements (Bonfire, Ocean Eyes, Ocean Man, I can't Decide)

Original:
- A Boogie With Da Hoodie - Drowning (Water / Piano-Centric Songs)
- Adelle - Hello (Piano-Centric Songs)
- A Basic Lo-FI Beat 
- Sonic Drowning SFX (Creepy Moments / Water Levels)
- FBWG Death SFX (Creepy Moments / Flash Games)

ｄｒｏｗｎｉｎｇ 苛き握

Fighter: Amigo
Arrangement: Smittz @smittz_sc
Illustration: Juniper, taconi
Music: Gadget Gadget Training Room Room
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Sourcelist:
-Rips from Samba de Amigo and its DLC (Livin la Vida Loca, Smooth, Mambo number 5)
-Songs from other Rhythm games from the Wii or Rhythm Games published by Sega (Rhythm thief, Rhythm heaven Fever)
-Rips related to Mexican Culture (Guacamelee, El Chavo)
-Rips related to Monkeys (Super Monkey Ball, Donkey Kong, Ape Escape)

Original:
- Ape Escape 3 - Gadget Training Room (Monkeys)
- Club Penguin Elite Force - Gadget room (Oh)

Gadget Gadget Training Room Room

Puhuhuhuhu! This was an exciting battle all around, with 148 votes total! Seems like you guys reaaaaally care about these two, huh? I hope the results don't piss you off this time... AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See you in losers...
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Results Fanfare: Nomi
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[WR1 M8]  THE RESULTS

Arrangement: @cute-snail-babey

❖Internet Enemies❖

After being removed from the main roster, Internet Enemies have taken their place as the tech supervisors around the Velvet Room! With their internet knowledge and plenty of geeks from both platforms to ask, they're sure to be of use!


Songs Used:

Moog City - C418 (Reddit Properties)
Revenge - TryHardNinja and CaptainSparklez (Reddit Memes)

Gamers Love the Craft

TFA By https://soundcloud.com/bri-pm
Art used by: LazerChicken, Caution/Deadhand, Photonix, and TV Ghost
Shitty Thumbnail by me.

VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/biZ1gAjGtf4CCVFDA

We are now in final 4 territory and I decided to make tracks for it. To quickly explain what the randomizer is basically teams were randomized and so were the sources. 

Songs used:
Pop Culture - Madeon (Clown Circus - Popular Animation Memes)
Guillotine - Death Grips (Zalgar - Experimental)
Boom Boom Boom - Dan Bull (Markiplier - Minecraft Fantracks) (Chaos Cohorts Reference - Dan Bull)
Sexy Grandpa Time - Biff Chitlins (Rick Reference - Text to Speech)
Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk (Markiplier - Robots)
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon (Clown Circus - Made by Neil)
Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 (Markiplier - Songs used in popular Minecraft parodies, Screw the Nether)
Airplanes - B.o.B (Zalgar - Space)
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry (Jack Skellington - Fridays)
We Are Number One - Lazy Town (Zalgar - Lethargy)
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer (Clown Circus - Used by Neil) 
Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J (Jack Skellington - Sports)
Space Jam - Quad City DJs (Jack Skellington - Sports)

[TFA Randomizer] The Final 4

Welcome to Live for Another Day 2, a wonderful tournament where a lively cast of characters duke it out for the rights to get their hands on a fortune... and to keep on living!

LFAD2 PART 4: @lfad2part4

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Aseremonky

LFAD2 Part 3

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