Куплет
земля покрылась мхом, это не твоё имхо
лавируем в дерьме, давно известен нам исход
боимся за родных, чтоб не натворить позора
становимся рабами как та саша из vita de nostra
о том чтоб найти в еде яд мы давно мечтали
пиздец сказал отец и дети ложки побросали
но кто бы что не говорил люди волевые
где раньше волки срали, мы построим магистрали

Припев
вот и пошёл первый январский снег


Куплет 2
пересрёмся со всеми, кого раньше любили
нихуя не вышло, я Морган среди банды дер Линде
гнали много в шутку, терь в углу ждут страшних последствий
ничего не произойдёт кроме ебаных земный бедствий
делаем свою роботу носим в карманах купюры
я когда был пьяный, все ненавидел бордюры
нихуя не делать как в той книге обломов - мечта
главное чтоб не пришёл ебучий штольц, и не привёл разум

Припев
вот и пошёл первый январский снег

Январский Снег (prod. lukky)

COVER BY INKGILLS

EXEC PROD BY STARSIGNS

DBL DOSE DBL SHOT ft. UGLY BOY (PROD. STEPHEN CARPENTER & KILLEMAMI)

Baboo mixing, Trooper  in MBStudio Magilla Trapparappa song  UK ver by Lola 


Alright, look, let me break it down for you:
I built this door, out of dark wood,
I sealed inside forty years of hurt,
a little rust, a little dark grey mood.

I reinforced it good, with three strong locks,
not for anyone specific, try to understand,
but on principle—you can never know
if on the other side, there's a debt I don't owe.

Then you show up, ringing the bell
like you're the mail, that I ain't expecting,
you say: "Open up, come on, it's not the end of the world"—
but the end of the world is nothing, love, there's worse.

Lower the barrier, lower the barrier,
yeah, sure, and then what? You look me in the eyes
and discover there's nothing inside, the same old lies?
Lower the barrier, sweetheart, way too easy.

Lower the barrier, lower the barrier,
'cause if I open that door the devil might appear
and the music stops, and silence is all you hear,
and you wonder: "Isn't this what you wanted here?"

I've known women who took walls apart,
watched them work with hammer and patience,
after six months their hands were bleeding
and me still there, saying: "Sorry, you insist, but why though?"

You see, the wall ain't a choice,
it's more like a profession, a sickness you nurse,
it's what you do when you can't do nothing else
and the world taught you to build 'em since you were a kid.

But you keep on, like you don't understand Italian,
you keep knocking like you were a priest,
and I start to think that maybe, who knows,
maybe the hurt ain't all that remains in me.

Lower the barrier, lower the barrier,
maybe this time it ain't a trap,
maybe you're really who you claim to be—
a simple person knocking at a door, see?

Lower the barrier, lower the barrier,
the wall is old now, the paint is cracked and peel',
and I'm tired of defending nothing,
protecting the void like it was treasure.

Alright fine, damn it, I'll open this door,
but let's be clear: the responsibility is yours,
if inside you find dust, cobwebs, a broken frame,
if the air smells of must and of mistake—
don't say I didn't warn you.

Lower the barrier, come on,
just for once,
lower the barrier,
'cause I'm tired of playing the hermit,
even a hermit, you know, needs some love,
someone to tell him: "Come here, you ain't all bad."

So I open this damn door,
slowly, carefully, like opening a book
you haven't read in twenty years,
and inside there's you, me covered in dust,
with a tired smile,
and you tell me: "Finally."

And me, silent, I think:
"Finally what? The disaster?"

But I don't say it, 'cause now the door is open,
and the damage is done.

Lower the barrier

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, leave this message if "Mashup Week" calls:
(AHEM)
FARQUAAD: Hello, third dimensional audience high on the clouds of Sound! This is your KING, MAXIMUS FARQUAAD, PROUDLY speaking!
THELONIOUS: But m'lord, you weren't the wi-
FARQUAAD: (SHSHSHSHSHUT IT!! I KNOW that! It was simple extortion, and I did NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED OF MY-)
... Oh, uh, AHEM... Now, where was I? Y-Yes, right! So, apparently each of us are contractually obligated to "leave a message to the fans", so...
Let me make one thing clear. I've... admittedly made A LOT of mistakes in the time I've spent here. And yes... A lot of what happened to me I... MAY or MAY NOT have deserved...
THELONIOUS: Er, m'lord?
FARQUAAD: (I'M GETTING THERE.)
... But one thing is certain! To those of you who never stopped believing in me in my journey, I extend my gratitude to all of you! You've truly shown that even someone like me has a place in a tournament such as this... Maybe I didn't become the king you all would've hoped for, but at least... I will always be your All Star.
THELONIOUS: [blows nose] T-That was beautiful, m'lord!! [sobs]
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes, it is a very sad day for us all. (Etcetera etcetera.) And thus the curtain closes... on the tale... of Lord Maximus Farqua-
DONKEY: SMASH MOUTH!! HIT IT!!
FARQUAAD: Wait HOW DID Y-?!
SHREK: This man really thinks he can win a tournament! Ha! Like that's ever gonna happen...

[The End.]

This final track was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, with art by Deadhand#5384.

A callback to Farquaad's honorable and incredible feats.
★ TheGuy - lil farquaad
★ WholePunch - Focusin' On The Sun
★ Monsieur Mash - Take the Sun Train
★ ImaginaryShadows - King's Power
★ vvsvlogs - Walking on a Crying Star
★ Gnirob - All Bad Believer
★ El Senva - ∀ll sʇɐɹ
★ CactusTeam - Livin' La Bloody Loca
★ WholePunch - Everybody's Jam
★ Ieslar - Doin' Your Vida Loca
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like an ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - Are We There Yet?
★ TheGuy - Goodbye to the Semifinalists
★ Gnirob - Freek'n Picture Chaos
★ El Senva - Accidental Cheating
★ KryptoDigital - Walkin' With a Fish
★ Smittz - The Wand of Duloc
★ TheGuy - Victory! Lord Farquaad.

BRACKET A: Round 1
Farquaad easily beats Dio Brando. (59.18% - 40.82%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 1
After a duel with Scatman and Hatman, Farquaad defeats RayWilliamJohnson. (47.23% - 52.77%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 1
After defeating K/DA's Akali, Farquaad loses to Geico Gaming and descends into the void.

Stay Jammin, Farquaad. Get your game on and break the mold.

An All Star's Saddened Sleep

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/forbesthecomputer
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup

It's time for Plan Z! Plankton is here to sneak his way into Rave Week. While he may be small, don't underestimate this little guy. His sources from SpongeBob and Water in general will surely give this competitor a big chance to win the whole thing! Though, knowing Plankton; I'm sure he cares more about stealing the Formula than anything else...

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Spongebob (Jellyfish Jam, Grass Skirt Chase, Sweet Victory, etc)

- Music relating to Cartoony Villians (Other Friends, Skeletor theme, etc)

- Songs relating to the Ocean, Water, and Aquatic Life (Ocean Man, Dead Sea, Underwater Sun, Yellow Submarine, etc)

SOURCES USED:
NoteBlock - Mr. Krabs Rave (Spongebob)
Various Spongebob Clips (Spongebob)
Mark Governor - Stadium Rave (Spongebob)
Tom Kenny - Best Day Ever (Spongebob)
Hakureign - BIBULUS (Spongebob)
LazyTown - We Are Number One (Cartoony Villains)
iteachvader - Win the Race (Cartoony Villains)
Ween - Ocean Man (Spongebob/Ocean)
Paul Tibbit - Electric Zoo (Spongebob)
TheLivingTombstone - Discord (Cartoony Villains)
Steven Universe - Other Friends (Cartoony Villains)
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Stay Funny!!

A Rave to End All Raves 2: Plan Z

[ CONTESTANT 7: CEREAL GUY ]

"He will never get a description"
(description in progress)

[ SOURCELIST ]

- Music related to stickman media or commonly used in stickman animations
Examples: [ I Can Walk On Water, Chaccaron, Distraction Dance ]

- Music related to early internet memes
[ Nyan Cat, Never Gonna Give You Up, Dragostea Din Tei, ]

- Music related to food items
[ Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Eat It, Bad Apple ]

[ SOURCES USED ]

The Living Tombstone - Collecting Cookies (Food)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (Food)
Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla (Stickmen)
Nyan Cat (Early Internet Memes)

[ Artwork: https://soundcloud.com/TawnyBarnOwl ]
[ Mashup: https://soundcloud.com/TawnyBarnOwl ]

Join our discord! discord.gg/b3g2BPt

Sugar Problem

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/dumbassery
Character Subbed By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids

Soon after everyone was able to escape hell, Gooseworx took a walk by herself. Thinking about everything that brought her to this point. She admired everything about this world, as she was beneath its surface for months.

GOOSEWORX: 16th place huh. I never thought I'd win but that's just...depressing.
GOOSEWORX: But, why am I so distraught about it? It's not a big deal. It's just a silly..tournament.
GOOSEWORX: I have better things to do anyways with my life!
*But as she began to say these words, her eyes started to tear up.*
GOOSEWORX: Does nobody like my music? Is it...that bad?
*Gooseworx begins to sat on the ground, staring above at the stars.*
???: Hey.
*A familiar figure appeared behind Gooseworx.*
URAMIKO: You aren't bad at all!! If it helps, I also have never won a match!
URAMIKO But y'know what, that's okay!! We both have another shot to win! We can show the world what we're truly made of, and then we can rub in everyone's pathetic faces!!! 
*Gooseworx understood what Uramiko was trying to say, even though she didnt agree with EVERYTHING she said.*
GOOSEWORX: Yeah..you're right! What am I doing?! *Gooseworx began to stand up* People love me!
GOOSEWORX: And next time, I'll try even harder, and this time, I'LL WIN!!!! Whether it be one match or even the whole tournament, I'LL DEFINITELY WIN, AND I SWEAR BY IT!!
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16th Place - Gooseworx. You did well, even when getting last place you had fans til the bitter end. (Average Percentage: 37.5%)

Round 1 - Gooseworx is crushed by Fox And Foxx, who ended up being winner finalists in the end. (71.4% - 28.6%) 

Losers Round 1 - In a tense battle, Gooseworx faced off against Dad Egbert; a fan favorite. Sadly, Dad Egbert took victory in the end (53.6% - 46.4%)

Sources Used:
 The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Nerdcore)
 Toby Fox - Spider Dance (Songs used by Gooseworx)
 Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Metal Gear (Nerdcore)
 Dan Bull - Goose On The Loose (Duh)
 Toby Fox - Megalovania (Songs used by Gooseworx)
 The Living Tombstone - Cut The Cord (Nerdcore)
 Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons (Songs used by Gooseworx)
 Gooseworx - SLUTTY SPIDER POLKA POP (Gooseworx)
 THE DU - Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town (Songs used by Gooseworx)
 Gooseworx - Blackhole Blitz (Gooseworx)
 Falling In Reverse - Game Over (Nerdcore)
 The Living Tombstone - Mercy (Nerdcore)
 Starbomb - Glass Joe's Title Fight! (Nerdcore)
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Stay Funny!

16th Place - My Ordinary Trip Through Hell

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/brugman58
Story By: CosmicKirbster#6315
Character Subbed By: CosmicKirbster#6315

A small crackle of a radio, the sound gets more clearer.

KEBAKO: Yo uhh..? You're sure she's getting this right? 

SQUIDDIE: Yeah! Everything should be se-hey! It's on!

KEBAKO: So uhh... Sorry for like.. 

KEBAKO: ..ugh.....

KEBAKO: Just like, being a total Doofus Mc Superdumbface!! It makes me feel super bad and stuff!! Like at first I was like, "Yeah! this is normal!" but then I started thinking and it was all like, "AUGHHHH!! I DO kinda suck!!". 

KEBAKO: And like, yeah! I've sorta been a real dummy around you my whole life and just... AAA I'M SUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERDUPERULTRASUPERMEGA SORRYYY!!!

SQUIDDIE: Well that was.. Easier than I thought..

Kebako immediately returns to something close to her standard bubbly self, as if she wasn't all torn up mere seconds ago at all.

KEBAKO: Yea, it was!! 

KEBAKO: Oh yeah uhh.. Good job in that TF- 

SQUIDDIE: I think you mean Rave Week, sir.

KEBAKO: Good job in Ultimus by the way!!! You were all like "PEWPEWPEW!!", and the other guy was like "AHAHAHAHH, INTERNET!!!!", and you shot him and stuff!! It was really poggers!!!

KEBAKO: Even if you like.. 

KEBAKO: (She lost early, right?)

SQUIDDIE: (Yeah, round one.)

KEBAKO: Even if you like lost early and stuff you were still really cool!! I totally voted for you!! Even if I clicked the wrong one.. Sorry!! 

SQUIDDIE: Is there anything else you wanna say sir, or? 

KEBAKO: Yea just.. aughh youre totally not ever gonna forgive me everrrr but.. Aaa just.. I'm happy I could say sorry. 

KEBAKO: I-I think that's it Squids, you can turn it off n' stuff. 

SQUIDDIE: O-Ok Kebako!.

well this transmission is over lol 

Well, that was a surprise, she's not sure if its pleasant or not, it's most definitely surreal to hear her say that nonetheless. She may not really know what to think, or if she's even satisfied, but some part of her is happy whether she admits it or not.

Fuck it, she'll take it.
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14th Place - Uramiko. A well-liked character all around. She fought hard against her two foes, despite losing both.(Average Percentage: 42.1%)

Round 1 - Baba narrowly beats Uramiko, sending her to losers. (54.8% - 45.2%)

Losers Round 1 - In a slightly less close battle, Giovanni defeats Uramiko.  (61% - 39%)

Sources Used:
 Kubbi - In The Halls Of The Usurper (Shoot Em Ups/Jake Kaufman)
 COOL&CREATEBeatMARIO - Night Of Nights (Shoot Em Ups)
 Christina Vee And Jake Kaufman - A Hero Is Made (Jake Kaufman)
 Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Shoot Em Ups)
 The Immortals - Mortal Kombat (Featured in Just Shapes And Beats, Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - I Am...All Of Me (Rivals. Yep yep yep Overused Uramiko Source...U Mad Bro?)
 Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Shoot Em Ups)
 Enter The Gungeon - Boss Battle Beating (Shoot Em Ups)
 Iteachvader - Objection Funk (Rivals)
 Nuclear Throne - Yung Venz (Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - Live And Learn (Rivals)
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Stay Funny!

14th Place - And I'll Say Goodbye...

TEREZI PYROPE: ''G3T R34DY; 1LL B34T YOU H4RD3R TH4N 3QU1US B34T H1S ROBOTS!!!! PR3P4R3 TO L34RN YOUR PL4C3 1N TH3 H3MOSP3CTRUM!!!!!!''

MEGA FRANK: ''I’ve faced dragons before; your empty threats don’t scare me, troll!''
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VS Track: Cherry
Illustration: EvKem @evkem
Music: Lawyers vs. Zombies ~ Wrapped in Fuchsia
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d
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Sourcelists:

Mega Frank:
-Songs from the Megaman Franchise (Woodman Theme, Willy Stage 2, Megaman X)
-Songs related to Zombies (Death road to Canada, Dead Rising, Plants VS Zombies)
-Any song included in the VS Capcom franchise (Marvel VS Capcom 2, Tatsunoko VS Capcom, Namco VS Capcom)
-Songs related to Megaman in any way (The Megas, I can’t beat Airman, Songs from The Protomen)

Bitter Minds:
-Songs from Ace Attorney and other Court Case-Related things (Aviary Attorney, Lose yourself in Court, Cornered, Allegro)
-Songs from Homestuck and it’s spinoffs, including Fanworks (Sunsetter, Songs from Hiveswap Friendism, Paradox Space, Land of the Fans)
-Songs related to VGM Jazz (Bioshock, Skullgirls, L.A Noire)
-Songs related to Coffee and Dragons(Savoy Truffle, Coffee Shop, Up for Breakfast, Final Boss Themes from Fire Emblem)

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Original:

BITTER MINDS:
Homestuck ACT 6 - Fuchsia Ruler (Homestuck)
Hideki Naganuma - Wrapped in Black (Coffee)
iteachvader - Objection Funk (Ace Attorney)
Mystery Skulls - Money (Ace Attorney - Reference to Turntable Turnabout)

MEGA FRANK:
Plants vs. Zombies - Crazy Dave (Zombies)
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Zombies)
Plants vs. Zombies - Brainiac Maniac (Zombies)

[WR2 M1 PHASE 4!!!]  Lawyers vs. Zombies ~ Wrapped in Fuchsia

Track: @refriggie
Art: brugman

Subject #04: Broque Monsieur
Ah! Bonjour! Zis Brock from za Kingdom of Mushroom has entered za Ruler of the Mind Everyone has. He's here to sell items, and those items are losses! With music about money and music by French artists, he'll definitely give the competitors a run for their money. Don't try scamming him, or no mercy shall be shown!

- Music from Mario RPG Games
(Super Mario RPG, Super Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, ect.)
- Music about Money & VGM Shop Themes
(24k Magic, Money Machine, Hip Shop, ect.)
- Music by French Artists/French-House Genre
(Daft Punk, Mr. Oizo, JUSTICE, etc)

Sources:
Mario & Luigi: Bower's Inside Story - Victory! (Mario RPGs)
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales (Money)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (French Artists)
Daft Punk - Technoligic (French Artists)
Cash Register SFX (Money)
Mario Coin SFX (Mario, Money)

Victory! Broque Monsieur

Track by:  @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/WaffWafols
Character Represented: John Madden

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[ While Madden may not be on mission right now, he takes the time to calmly stargaze as his match with Fancypants is fast approaching. However, his tranquil gaze into space is interrupted as his opponent approaches. ] 

MADDEN: What’s up, son. Never mind the occasional chat before the big game, but I didn’t expect one this late.

FANCYPANTS: Nothing much, I just wanted to run a question by you if you don’t mind giving into your coaching instincts for a bit.

MADDEN: I hope you aren’t trying to find any of my strategies for our upcoming match, because I am saving those for myself.

FANCYPANTS: It’s just that...I have been thinking how to spice up my hype a bit. I know Tragedy needed the extra comfort, but I need to get something really big to help kick things off.

MADDEN: Well, I’d say that you had a good idea working with some of our other contestants, but you need to get someone with a big audience behind you to help you out. Of course I was trying to help out the arcade cabinet but I didn’t look the other way of taking an extra duel is all I’ll say.

Tell you what, I saw that one of the finalists head off into the woods, maybe taking a breather after her last match to cool off from the cat. From what I heard, it was a very chaotic match so it might be some convincing but she is your best shot.

[ Fancypants doesn’t have time to think about what Madden said as he hurried off and sees if he can catch up to the Satori. Considering his agile speed, he should be able to catch up to her in no time. ]

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[ Soon enough, Madden continued his stargaze into the night sky as his rival trailed off into the woods. As he lets the beauty of space enter his thoughts, he can't help to think how similar he and his crafty opponent is. 

Two men beyond their prime time showing the world what they both have to offer. Both showing their personal pasts to a wider audience and getting one last thrill with a grand prize of relevancy and dedication to their history.

Though, in the end, Madden is content with how far he went. He will, of course, continue fighting and it will definitely not be an easy match, but he won't be upset with another person with the same burning passion as him to earn their spot in Final 4.

He helped give his friends, competitors, and fans the hope they needed, and if he had to lose now it would be hell of a way to go. In his eyes, he already got his prize... ]

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Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs Used:
OneRepublic - Counting Stars (Space)
Space Patrol Luluco - Pipo Password (Space)
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Corneria (Space)
VVVVVV - Potential for Anything (Space)
Golf With Your Friends - Space Station Course (Sports, Space)

To Be CONTINUED!!

”Welcome to Live for Another Day 2, a wonderful tournament where a lively cast of characters duke it out for the chance to keep on living... and maybe escape.”

Follow the first, second and third accounts to see what happened previously: @lfad-2-the-killing-games @lfad2-part-2 @lfad2-part-3

discord.gg/NTwd37d Join the Discord to learn more about this cast of characters!

[WR2 M1 PHASE 4!!!] Lawyers vs. Zombies ~ Wrapped in Fuchsia

LFAD2 Part 4

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