[THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.]

This guy got in a bit of a jam on the way in- he hasn't stopped yelling to get free. Even though he's stuck, this rapping criminal is here to take a shot at scoring a W.
-Songs from/related to first or third person shooters. (Half Life OST, Freeman, You Fool!, Borderlands OST, etc.) / (Fortnite OST, The Division OST, Splatoon OST, etc.)
-Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharrell Williams. (Drop It Like It’s Hot, Next Episode, Young & Wild & Free) / (Blurred Lines, Happy, Freedom, etc.)
-Songs about being stuck/trapped (Stuck In The Middle With you, Freak On A Leash, Living In A Box, etc.)

Sources:
Fortnite OST - Subterfuge (Shooters)
Limp Biskit ft. Snoop Dogg - Red Light Green Light (Snoop, jailbreak joke)
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape (Stuck)
Miley Cyrus ft. Dua Lipa - Prisoner (Stuck)
Major Lazer ft. Pharrell - Aerosol Can (Pharrell)
Pharrell - Despicable Me (Pharrell)
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya (Shooters, "Save as .DMX")
Daft Punk - Human After All (Offsource)
Goldeneye 007 - Multiplayer 12 (Shooters)
Metal Gear Solid 3 OST - Snake Eater (Shooters)
Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell - Drop It Like It's Hot (Snoop, Pharrell)
Vargskelethor Joel - Kid Admin Disrespect (Shooters)

Jailbreak Stealth Route

Track by: @carmelfunny
Art by: @libbec
Writing by: https://twitter.com/telepotato, @ragnamalamity
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

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“I’ll be totally honest with you: takin’ a loss between a stick figure and a retired sports coach ain’t easy. It hurtssss to admit that I nearly fell back into my more aggressive routine right when I found out one of my greatest mixes was going to be one of my last….” 

“I mean, seriously, I felt like I had nothing! My entire career was only good enough to rival a bloody neutral mob with the vocabulary of an average griefer?! Either the audience just couldn’t handle the powder keg of my rap lyrics, or I already blew my chances before I sssstarted.” 

“However, while it took me a while, I realized what I had going for me. People didn’t see me as the tired old Minecraft mob they knew too well, they saw ME. The rapper, the explosive star that blasted through the charts! The cheering of the crowd when I came back to remind those geezers how far they had to push themselves to get where they were, ticking and hissing just like old timessss… that’s all I needed. I felt complete.”

“But, let’ssss be real - all this sappy junk’s nothing but a flash in the pan anyway. You guys aren’t here for DJ Creepa to get all ssssentimental, and neither am I. It’s time for a REAL sendoff, the only way I know how. Try not to have your head explode when you hear my ultimate banger!”

“...Heh. Banger. Should’ve used that one more.”

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Sourcelist:
-Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
-Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
-Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs Used:
Beta - C418 (Minecraft)
Droopy Like Your Face - C418 (Minecraft)
The Will Of The Wisps - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)
Summer Rain - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)
Subnautica - Dan Bull ft. Veela (Dan Bull, Ocean)
gameplaysound1 - Bomb It! (Explosions, Flash)
No Man's Sky - Dan Bull (Dan Bull, Space)
I Hurt Myself - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)

Beta Testing

very old track from Gigi Core that i never bothered uploading
thank you @cactusteam for hosting gigicore long ago

Gigi D'Agostino - La Passion
Owl City - Good Time
Daft Punk - Doin' It Right
009 Sound System - Dreamscape
Counting Crows - Accidentally In Love
Rhythm Heaven Fever - Ringside
Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth
Smurfs NES - Kitchen of Doom
Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla
Faith Evans - Love Like This
Gigi D'Agostino - In My Mind

A Lovely Daydream

Track by: @carmelfunny
Art by: twitter.com/telepotato (VS: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607369677911490579/853092790522871828/unknown.png)
Writing by: @ragnamalamity
Character Represented: Garry Modulate

-

Modulate looks to the ceiling of the building he’s occupied himself in. It’s not his cabin, it’s not the plane - not as far as he’s aware. It’s only barely familiar to him; things flicker in the corner and fizzle in and out of existence like a horde of Schrodingers’ cats. Both functional and obsolete. In a way, he’s essentially racing the clock, before things get too glitchy to function.

[say] “/I guess this is the end, my friend”

He says it to nobody in particular. There’s nobody in the room but him, but there’s a slight flicker from the room in return. If he had to guess, it’s acknowledgement, borderline agreement.

[say] “/Big day today, Modulate. At least I got to say goodbye first”

But he didn’t.
He chose not to. There’s really nobody else to talk to. Madden’s distanced himself - not intentionally, but it’s the way of bracket, he guessed. Mark’s been stuck on the plane, Pufferfish has long since left his presence, and there’s someone else he can’t quite remember…

Must not be important.

He takes a look above him, and without so much as a sound, a portal flickers to life. Nondescript, in this strange area. A special map for the occasion, maybe? He’d guess it’s fair. Lighting effects like this aren’t anything he’s used to, though they work nicely enough for the situation. Bright, flashy. About what he expected for the end.

[say] “/Well”

Without much a second thought, Garry takes to the air - noclipping as he’s done several times before, slowly approaching the portal. A quiet sigh, not one that he’s able to have picked up - but one that’s still recognized, in a room with only the quiet ambience of the portal being his only company.

[say] “/This is where I get off. Goodbye Gor-”

He doesn’t finish without an interruption from something in the room itself. From the corner of the room, two white, glowing eyes manage to shine through the inky blackness - a smile following suit, matching the ghastly color its eyes possess. Around it, the room’s ambience warps; its textures corrupt and even get removed altogether - and yet, despite the cryptic display, Garry can’t help but smile a little.

[say] “/...”
[say] “/Goodbye, old friend.”

But as he continues to rise, his smile fades.

Something feels erroneous, then.

And he can’t quite place why.

-

Songs Used:
- Manufacturing Wing - Harry101UK (Modding/Valve [Tier3 Original Soundtrack])
- Rocket Jump Waltz - Team Fortress 2 (Valve)
- ''No, I'm With The Science Team'' Samples (All Sources)
- Main Theme - Team Fortress 2 (Valve)
- The Song Of The Dragonborn - Skyrim (Glitchy Games)
- Once In A Lifetime - Talking Heads (SFM [G-Man's Once In A Lifetime])
- Dystention (Womb) - Binding Of Isaac Antibirth (Modding)
- Hello, Gordon! (Dr. Coomer's Bumpin' Mix) - WayneRadioTV Remix (Valve)
- VS BOSS - Sonic Megamix 5.0a (Modding)
- Jump In The Caac / That's What I Like - Bruno Mars (Related Offsource)
- Erectin' A River - Wazgul (Valve/SFM)
- Opening - Pokemon Red & Blue (Glitchy Games)
- Extended 1Up Jingle Glitch - Super Mario Bros. 3 (Glitches)
- 1NF3S+@+!0N - Terraria Calamity Mod (Modding)
- spy doesn't think big chungus is funny - flowerxpath244 (Valve)
- We Will Rock You - Queen (SFM [Stvs Server Music Video])
- Several TF2 / Garry's Mod / Half-Life SFX

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Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for your participation!
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JENNY: Woah, looks like this guy's turned up the heat! Good thing I'm fireproof...
PYRO: Mmph hmm hmm hmm! (Oh mann! Don’t tell me you ditched your old paint job, machine!)
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Track: @carmelfunny
Special Thanks for "absolutely fucking nothing": @user-946533091
Art: @e-twoup, @keep-smyling
Characters Represented: The Pyro, Jenny Wakeman

The Pyro's Sources:
- Songs from Valve games and popular fan content surrounding them
(Team Fortress 2, Half Life, Left 4 Dead)
- Songs related to fire
(Ring of Fire, Burning Down the House, We Didn't Start the Fire)
- Songs related to saccharine things
(My Little Pony, Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows, California Gurls)

Jenny Wakeman's Sources:
- Songs from Nicktoons shows (No SpongeBob)
(My Life As A Teenage Robot, Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom
- Songs from media revolved around robots (No mecha anime or Mega Man)
(Daft Punk, Terminator, Detroit: Become Human)
- Early 2000s "Teen Anthems"
(Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Misery Business, Bring Me to Life)

Sources Used:
Team Fortress 2 - ROBOTS! [NoteBlock Remix] (Both - Valve / Robots)
Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Jenny - Teen Anthems)
Cookie Run - Main Lobby (Pyro - Saccharine)
Cookie Run - Go For It! (Pyro - Saccharine)
The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid (Jenny - Teen Anthems)
Kirby: Planet Robobot - Noble Haltmann Performance (Jenny - Robots)
Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire (Pyro - Fire)
Left 4 Dead - Horde (Pyro - Valve)
The Fairly OddParents - Pixie Rap (Jenny - Nicktoons)
schmoyoho - Double Rainbow Song (Pyro - Saccharine)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[WR3 M1] Phase 1 ~ THINNG VS MACHINE

The head of the Squid Research Labs, Hisashi Nogami approaches his upcoming battles with gusto. This curious mind started as a face in the background of the Ultimus Estate, brought to the forefront after the course of the tournament pushed him into taking a more active role. While Nogami may be a bit more passive, his passion for exploration has given him many years of experience. Perhaps this knowledge will be what drives him to success...? Only time will tell, so press A to continue!

SOURCES
- Songs from the Splatoon and Animal Crossing series, including fanworks
- Songs from Mii-focused games
- Songs used in Nintendo BIOS

Arrangement: MoonageDream (@moonagedream)
Character Represented: Hisashi Nogami

Songs used:
Arrival: Powdered Peaks - Miitopia (Mii games)
Karaoke Outing 3 - Miitopia (Mii games)
Nasty Majesty - Splatoon 2 (Splatoon)
8AM - Animal Crossing New Leaf (Animal Crossing)

Get Frosty!

Track by: @tympa_mashupz
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team
Teaser by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Contestants

BATTLES WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

Sources:
Porter Robinson - Lionhearted (ZALGAR - Cats)
clipping. - Nothing Is Safe (Chaos Cohorts - Experimental)
B.o.B., Hayley Williams - Airplanes (TFA Theme)
Lemon Demon - A Mask Of My Own Face (Half Human, Half Machine - Neil)
Ke$ha - TiK ToK (TikTok - Ke$ha)
Coldplay - Viva La Vida (King Slime - Royalty, DJ Creepa - MC Parodies)
Danny Ocean - Swing (Pufferfish - Water)
Quad City DJ’s - Space Jam (John Madden - Sports/Space, Garry Modulate - SFMs)
Heavy Weapons Guy (Garry Modulate - Valve)
The Greatest Showman - This Is Me (Comedy & Tragedy - Musicals, Circuses)
PuffballsUnited - Dance Mr. Funnybones Remix (Fancypants - Flash, Stick Figures)
A. G. Cook - Illuminated Biker Gang (Bec Noir - Gangs)
Clown Core - Infinite Realm of Incomprehensible Suffering (Comedy & Tragedy - Clowns, Rick & Morty - Adult Swim)
Plants vs. Zombies - Graze The Roof (Jack Skellington - Undead Creatures, Yeds Cameo)
Toby Fox - Scarlet Forest (Koishi - Bullet Hell, Yeds Cameo)
3D Dot Game Heroes - Breakout (Markiplier - YouTuber Outros)
Dan Bull - Boom Boom Boom (DJ Creepa)

Teaser Sources:
 Blast Off Execution - Dangaronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc (Danganronpa)
 you know that one airplanes meme (Airplanes)
 Nathalie Fourdraine - Sonic IDW - Issue 38 (RI Cover) (Robots/AI)

We'll finish what we started.

Characters represented: Temporary Flight Attendant's Final Four [featuring our lovely hosts!]
DEAR LOYAL PASSENGERS, IT IS RECOMMENDED TO EXPERIENCE THIS TRACK WITH THE ACCOMPYING VISUALS OF THE YOUTUBE UPLOAD FOR THE MOST AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-tDkrelwQU

Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team; Bracket and background graphics designed by @yaysmile

H3M: Bowser ft. Teleportato, TVGhost 
 - Stocks: Teleportato, TVGhost

Markiplier: TVGhost
 - Stocks: Teleportato, based off of Fenzo's Stocks

Koishi: Teleportato 
 - Sourcelist: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607369677911490579/871979912670638100/unknown.png
 - Stocks: Lony

Fancypants: Bowser
 - Sourcelist: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607369677911490579/871980115603636224/unknown.png
 - Stocks: Libbec


Sources:
A.S.S.: Anonymous/Xinos - Hype Up Theme (Originals for TFA)
Markiplier: BY FOREVER - Synth Bitch (YouTubers)
Koishi: David Guetta Feat. Kid Cudi - Memories (Memories)
Fancypants: Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine: Griffinilla/Fandroid - Stay Calm (FNaF)
Markiplier: Endigo - THIS WORLD IS MINE (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
Half Human, Half Machine: Weezer - Say It Ain't So (Neil Cicierega, Mouth Dreams)
Fancypants: Parry Gripp - Crazy Weirdo (Stickmen/Flipnote)
Koishi: IOSYS - Cirno's Perfect Math Class (TouHou)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Neil Cicierega)
Markiplier: Random Encounters - Bendy and the Ink Musical [ft. MatPat] (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
Fancypants: Super Paper Mario - Brobot Battle (Arts and Crafts)
Koishi: Rabi-Ribi - Full On Combat (Bullet Hell)
Fancypants: Rihanna - Disturbia (Flipnote)
Koishi: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Eyes)
Markiplier: Levi Niha - You wouldn't remix a car [Piracy, It's A Crime] (Crime)
Half Human, Half Machine: X-Treme - My Fire (80s/90s arcade games, Dance Dance Revolution)
Koishi: Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes (Eyes)
Fancypants: Run 3 - The Void (Flash Games)
Markiplier: Abigail Thorn - Steady As She Goes [Cover] (PhilosophyTube, songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
Half Human, Half Machine: pigwiththefaceofaboy - Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris (80s/90s Arcade, Tetris Theme)
Half Human, Half Machine: Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Neil Cicierega, funny mouth outtake sample)
Koishi: CG5 - Omae Wa Mou / Already Dead Cover [Tiny Little Adiantum] (Touhou)
Fancypants: Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen (Flipnote)
Fancypants: Parry Gripp - Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine/Koishi: Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl (Eyes, Neil Cicierega)
Markiplier: Laszlo - Supernova (Youtuber Intros, Linus Tech Tips
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - The Machine (Neil Cicierega)
Chris McKuma: Danganronpa - DANGANRONPA (i wonder what. help i dont know the name of this son g)
Fancypants: Friday Night Funkin' - Ugh (Flash Games, tankman is my friend)
Markiplier: A Heist With Markiplier - I Don't Wanna Be Free (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
Half Human, Half Machine/Koishi: Lemon Demon - Mask of My Own Face (Eyes, Neil Cicierega)
Koishi: Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe (Eyes)
A.S.S: B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (TFA Anthem)
Markiplier: SpellingPhailer - Science Blaster (YouTube intros)
Koishi: Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil - U.N. Owen Was Her? (Touhou/Bullet Hells)

SKY HIGH ~ A Flight Attendant's Finalist Medley

Track by: @phase999
Art by: twitter.com/babybowser101 ft. twitter.com/telepotato (Cabinet Man), twitter.com/TVGhost__ (Springtrap)
Geometry by: twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Half-Human Half-Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Sources:
Lemon Demon - EXPERIMENTS IN REVIVAL [Demo] ()
Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award ()
Lemon Demon - Redesign Your Logo ()
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It ()
Neil Cicierega - MOCKS YOU [Demo] ()
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow ()
Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge - Lord Raptor Stage (80s/90s Arcade Games)
Donkey Kong - 25M (80s/90s Arcade Games)
Cascada - Everytime We Touch (80s/90s Arcade Games - DDR)
Limp Bizkit - Nookie (Mouth Albums)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Mouth Albums)
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (Mouth Albums)
Santana - Smooth (Mouth Albums)
Falling In Reverse - Game Over (Offsource)
Bloodhound Gang - Mope [Here Comes Pacman] (Semi-Offsource?)
Bruno Powroznik - OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE (Offsource)
Jack Black - "Mofo Springtrap" (FNAF)
Jack Black - "Have you seen the new FNAF trailer" (FNAF)
FNAF SFX (FNAF)

EXPERIMENTS IN REMNANT

Fighters: Dead Parappa & Lammy , Mega Frank
Arrangement: Phase @phase999
Illustration: EvKem @evkem , taconi
Music: racing all night
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d

Sourcelists:

Dead Parappa and Lammy:
-Rips of VGM Rap (Uncontrollable, Madworld, Knuckles Raps)
-Songs from Playstation Rhythm games (Vib Ribbon, Parappa the Rapper, Um Jammer Lammy)
-Rips from 90's non-nintendo racing games (Daytona, Crazy Taxi, Crash Team Racing)
-Songs related to Ghosts, Sheep and Dogs(Beep Beep i'm a Sheep, Dogsong, GHOST- Nelward)

-Songs from the Megaman Franchise (Woodman Theme, Willy Stage 2, Megaman X)
-Songs related to Zombies (Death road to Canada, Dead Rising, Plants VS Zombies)
-Any song included in the VS Capcom franchise (Marvel VS Capcom 2, Tatsunoko VS Capcom, Namco VS Capcom)
-Songs related to Megaman in any way (The Megas, I can’t beat Airman, Songs from The Protomen)

Original:

Both:
Capcom vs. SNK 2 - Stimulation (VGM Rap, Capcom VS)

Dead Parappa and Lammy:
android52 - dancing all night (VGM Rap)
Persona 3 FES - P3 FES (VGM Rap)
Sonic Rush - Back 2 Back (Semi-Offsource, VGM Rap)
The World Ends With You Final Remix - Detonation (VGM Rap)
Mystery Skulls - Ghost (Ghosts)
Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion - Road Burn (Ghosts)
Takenobu Mitsuyoshi - Let's Go Away (90s Racing Games - Daytona USA)
Vib-Ribbon - Vib Ribbon Blues (PS Rhythm Games)
Parappa The Rapper - Bathroom Rap ()
Parappa The Rapper - Cake Rap Cheap Cheap ()

Mega Frank: 
Marvel Vs. Capcom 2: Character Select (Capcom VS)
Capcom vs. SNK 2 - This is True Love Makin' [DS Music Future Funk Remix] (Capcom VS)
Death Road To Canada - Lootin' (Zombies) 
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Zombies)
The Protomen - Light Up The Night (Megaman)

Offsource:
Team Fortress 2 - Intruder Alert (KOTH reference)

racing all night

AMAZING art by @diamondbrickz

This was made with the concept of "is it possible to make a mashup that tells a story?" And it worked!

If there are any artists out there listening to this, HMU if you would maybe like to make a storyboard for this! I would love for this to have a music video

Full Story: https://pastebin.com/2tZSKTxN

Sources:

Daft Punk - One More Time
Akira The Don - Oh! What A Glorious Thing
Will Smith - Wild Wild West
Daft Punk - Digital Love
Reese's Puffs Rap
Rascal Flatts - Life Is A Highway
Ludacris - Move Bitch Get Out Da Way
Fifth Harmony - Work From Home
Rhianna - Work
Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
Marshmellow & Anne-Marie - Friends
blackbear - hot girl bummer
Smash Mouth - All Star

Just An Average Day

”Welcome to Live for Another Day 2, a wonderful tournament where a lively cast of characters duke it out for the chance to keep on living... and maybe escape.”

Follow the first, second, third and fourth accounts to see what happened previously: @lfad-2-the-killing-games @lfad2-part-2 @lfad2-part-3 @lfad2part4

discord.gg/NTwd37d Join the Discord to learn more about this cast of characters!

racing all night

LFAD2 Part 5

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