JKindie July Playlist

(Beat: 808s + dhol + “Mundian To Bach Ke” on steroids, bhenchod)
Hook
Bhenchod ek gilheri CNBC pe dikha, market seedha chand pe!
Poori dum hila di, tera portfolio full ganda!
Squirrel Indicator, 100 % confirmed, no bakchodi,
Ek gilheri ne hedge-fund ki maa-behen ek kardi!
Jab gilheri aati screen pe, shorts ka lund jal jaata,
Mere gilheri ke do bhaari balls, Ambani se bhi zyada vaata!
Verse 1
January 2021, main Dilli ki thand mein khada,
CNBC wale camera pe moonwalk karta, gand dikhaata,
WallStreetBets dekh ke pagal ho gaya poora subreddit,
“GME 40 se 400, behen ke lund, aaj toh lambo fixed!”
Main apni pooch hilaata, Melvin ka papa ro pada,
“Beta, teri GF ab meri hai, maine usko GameStop se charaaya!”
Main ek wall-nut khaata, uski biwi ko bolta “Bhai,
Tera pati short tha, ab uska lund bhi short hai.”
Verse 2
Agla din phir aaya, main camera pe moot diya seedha,
Jim Cramer chillaya “MADARCHOD YE GILHERI PHIR AAYA!”
Robinhood ne buy button band kiya, main bola “Chutiya banaaya,”
Mere bhai ne Mumbai ke data center mein cable kaat diya!
Poora app gaya behen ke lund mein, Amreeka ro raha,
Hum log yahan Malad mein poutine nahi, vada pav kha rahe!
Ek baar pooch hilaayi, tera 200₹ call ab 2 crore ka,
Ab tu Goregaon se seedha Bandra bungalow shift kar raha!
Hook
Bhenchod ek gilheri CNBC pe dikha, market seedha chand pe!
Poori dum hila di, tera portfolio full ganda!
Squirrel Indicator, TA se bada, RSI se bada,
Ek gilheri ne Wall Street ki gaand mein danda daala!
Outro
Toh bhool ja apne charts, candlesticks, aur ye sab bakwaas,
Jab screen pe gilheri ka pooch dikhe, poora paisa laga de aaj!
Main tujhe crore-pati bana ke bhi ek rupaya nahi maangta,
Bas ek muthi bhuna chana de de, madarchod, aur thoda sa paan ka beeda!
Desi Squirrel Gang – Bombay se Bay Street tak raj karta,
Aur agar tu short hai… toh bhai, teri toh aaj gaand phat-ti!
Gilheri ne mic pe wall-nut phenka, stage pe moota, chal nikal.
भेनचोद tendies!

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