Lyrics:
Twas the summer of 2000 when my sister was born
Hated her the moment I saw her baby form
Little did I know she’d be my best friend unadorned
Even though she hates me now, we will never go unmourned

Was a Bella before pitch perfect
Both vampire and wolf rejected
She’s got enough tricks to out-bella Bellatrix 
Thorne, Hadid, and Poarch, all contested

She’ll never be bested

Drive around in her Bessy, she aggressive, she messy
She flip her middle finger out and yell, “don’t test me!”
Off to burger king we ride to gossip ‘bout depressy 
Maybe this summer we’ll be less stressy

She’s always been more popular than me  
Even when her curly hair was a nest of frizzy
“Can I sit with you?” I asked with a kissy
“No,” she rebutted, flipped her hair, no pity

Was a Bella before pitch perfect
Both vampire and wolf rejected
She’s got enough tricks to out-bella Bellatrix 
Thorne, Hadid, and Poarch, all contested

She’ll never be bested

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