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Chaos Fnf Remix (Old)

Here is a cover of Attack B-Sides with Tord and Tom.

The OG Song was made by theoneandonlykek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK3hcXhwhi8&t=55s

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"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM TORD?!" (Attack B-Sides but It's a Tord and Tom Cover)

Clefairy: Stofferex
Jigglypuff: WoodenHornets

Clefairy vs Jigglypuff. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 7.

WoodenHornets as Randy Marsh
Stofferex as Homer Simpson
Matthew Thomas as Peter Griffin
Justin Buckner as Hank Hill
MCGamingFTW as Fred Flintstone

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
RANDY MARSH
VERSUS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN

Randy Marsh:
You think you’re all popular you jaundiced spastic?
All you’re really known for is being a sarcastic bastard
Your show is awful, I’m sorry I thought this was America! (GAALL)
Your below average intelligence is the only thing hysterical
You playdoh fatso, you shoulda stayed at home!
20 fucking seasons and still your show blows!
Long live this fat pig, I think everyones had enough
Oh and by the way, Marge enjoyed sucking my doughnuts!

Homer Simpson:
You should know It takes big balls to come and step to me,
You tried your best and disappointedly failed miserably
Stop blockbusting off to some B class porn
Probably starring a knock off version of Lorde (OOH)
I’ll be making history and be remembered in fables
Meanwhile you’re taking tips from “Am I disabled?”
Hold on I’m busy kicking your ass, you’ll have to speak up!
You’re a horrific father, now I’m off to grab a duff

Peter Griffin:
Let the real king of cartoons come and show you how to make a diss
Your rhymes are more crappy than how South Park animation-is
Take a tip- I’m obviously the best cartoon dad,
and you all of you should run away faster than a cutaway gag! (hehehe)
Making fat stacks… power planting fat raps!
Baldy, I bet you have more hair on your shrivelled yellow sack
Ehhhh, I’ve been more impressed by Meg than you two
Even Hank Hill can agree that I’m the top toon!

Hank Hill:
God dang it Peter, you just had to go and mess with me
I’m Hank Hill, sell propane and propane accessories
Now you listen to me mister, no damn way am I scared
Cause like how I grill my stakes, I spit disses medium rare
You’re a LOSER Randy! All you do is sit and whine
Prime time rhymes that’ll hit y’all bellow the belt line
Serving an ass beating, better not ask for a refill
None of you could top this King of the Hill! (yupp)

Fred Flintstone:
Spit raw rhymes from the prehistoric times
The original Family Guy’s here to Bedrock the mic!
Not unlike Hanks show, Homer’s intellect is limited
I might be a caveman but it’s you lot who are primitive
I can rock n’ roll- I’m an ace at bowling
One joke and Bamm Bamm, I get the laughs rolling
Randy your rhymes were weak like Homer’s dad my friend
Get lost and Yabba-Dabba-Don’t cross me again!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel & others

Randy Marsh vs Homer Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 46.

Thanos (0:38):
I come raging from Titan to dismiss this tyrant
for nothing exists that can flow raps as I can
I’ll erase Apokolips, let’s keep this battle intimate
When I put on this Gauntlet, your losses will be infinite!
I’m a Supergiant! The hand pulling the strings!
Ultron, Apocalypse, and Kang do my bidding!
Power! Mind! Space! Reality! Soul! Time!
You like equations, what comes of these six in rhyme?
A being grayed, of a bygone age following Doomsday
Left upstaged by a true great, the gauntlet around fate!
You can give it all you've got, my defeat’ll be anything but easy
So say goodbye to the other 20% of your species

Darkseid (1:17):
Drop the Gauntlet, you haven’t got this
If you think you can screw with the ruler of Apokolips!
How about I call up Squirrel Girl and then watch you squirm?
Remember our crossover? Oh, how the tables have turned!
You’ve come to the Dark Side, but like the other clones
you’ve come stacked with Gems but you haven’t got the stones!
You'll regret this little tantrum ‘gainst this omega beings omega beams!
Got that God ego complex, but you're as frail as an egg it seems
I’ll eliminate your free will, continue on unscathed
Until all other life knows the story of how the Mad Titan was maimed!
Even with death in his name, still no Death in his lap
You want the Universe to die? Well, just let them hear you rap!

Onslaught (2:05):
With my lyrics on point, it’s time to slaughter the mic
When it comes to rap, your bark’s as weak as your bite
Made from two Omega minds, there’s no easy way to rid of me
You're no epitomes of villains, you guys are killin' me
Destruction at my fingertips, leave my foes oblivious
The sex slave and masochist think that they can spit a diss?
Absorb the X-Men without a try, I’m the master strategist
Dead men won’t Tattletales, trust the mind of an analyst
Psionic Blasts, Astral projection, force fields, mental detection
Dimensional sense with mind possession, a Marvel marvel that’s worth the mention
Step right down, cause when you're around this psychic entity
I'll show you really quickly who can be your worst enemy!

Unicron (2:53):
Dormant for millennia, but now I’ve been deployed
To help these selfish primals become one with the void
Coming at you with full force like an attack on Cybertron
You’ve got brawns to take on the Unicron phenomenon
Thanos, go find another worthless being to swoon
As I kick Darkseid’s dark side to the Dark Side of the Moon
I’ve taken my true from, transform this battle to a roast
When I burn the shit out of Onslaught the friendly ghost
A stronger entity than any, my existence is timeless
I hate you all more than my brother, Primus
Now watch as I excel with a Terminating demeanor
You’ll remember when you faced off against the Planet Eater!

Galactus during buildup: ...Planet Eater?

Galactus (3:47):
A name worthy for only I, Galactus, a true dazzler
Surfing right past Silver, I’m a Gold Tier Rapper
Always being told that the sky was the limit
But look at me, mounting on top of the space race, you dimwits!
Show this Robo-Cookie Monster how to really devour
Magenta over Magneto, who the hell needs super powers?
I lived through the Big Bang, and now a diss I’m delivering
To these foes as I grow, leave every living thing withering
You all rap worse than Thanos’s weakness to seduction
And now you’re standing face-to-face with your own destruction
So you can hit me with your best, but again I’ll ascend
for I’m the true being capable to bring the end
Ultimately Nullify you all in just an instant
With my god-like stamina, I can spit with persistence
Kill another Fallen One with lyrics faceted as emeralds
Bah, disregard these opponents. Galactus hungers, herald.

@stofferex as Thanos
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Darkseid
Seth as Onslaught
@erbparodies as Unicron
@hyperjacob96 as Galactus

Lyrics written by: Seth, Stofferex, and Iamthelegion

Thanos VS Darkseid - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 2

[DL] Instinct vs Valor RAP BATTLE! - Pokemon GO

This battle's bounced around from a few series, and it's landed at the feet of UBERocity, who're now giving it the home it deserves!

Duckman:
What the hell are you starin’ at?
You really wanna let a feathered felon take a spin?
I’m the first name detective detected out of all the Birdmen!
A real crime buster, not some deceptive lawyer, that’s heinous
I’m onto your tailless tail so prepare your Fluffy Uranus!

BoJack:
What are you doing here? I thought I was facing a real foul fowl fool
You need to clean up your shit Eric, cause you’ve got a mouthful
This Dark Horse spits quips to leave you running for Hollywoo’s hills
So before opening your bill just remember that BoJack Kills
Think you’re some philosophy god, but you’re a butt joke like Copernicus
Or your flatulent lingo grandma who’s bound to croak like Herb did
You’re ‘bout as relevant as Copperfield so I’ll tell you this:
Take a trip to Ojai and suck a Private Dick you dumb shit!

Duckman:
You missed your Gland of Opportunity, taken the wrong road
Playing choke the chicken, but your career’s the thing that blows the load
Compiled your verse with a crazed array of cutaway catchphrases
A hangover has been stuck in the nineties and depressive phases
Raps detestable! Indigestible! Like they were Cornfed!
You’ll crash and burn like your bridges! No one left to mourn; dead! 
Cut it out! Don’t make a scene, or go drown in your Sea of Dreams
You’re under fire more than you have your geriatric cat be!
Seems that Mr. Ed forgot to be politically correct
So why don’t you run from this fight like your idol, Secretariat? 

BoJack Horseman:
Talk ‘bout Horsin’ Around, thinking that rambling would win
I write more comprehensive shit when I’m high with Sarah Lynn
I was made to entertain, it’s like you’re intending to bore us!
You’re just Foamy voiced by George Costanza with a thesaurus!
Failure father figure who can’t connect with his own kids
Is doing even worse than how the BoJack Horseman Show did
Leave you going D’wah! With one last diss as a token
Trying to get over your dead wife, but it seems you’re Still Broken.

Swedely as BoJack Horseman
Light as Duckman

URBoF

BoJack Horseman vs Duckman - URBoF #12

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