Lyrics:

Intro: (Lil' Ethernet)

Aye! Shout out my producer for this fire beat ho!
Lil' Ethernet on the track! (He's the plug!)
(I think I just sharted)
L- l-l- l-l- Little Vladdy on the beat
(English is my second language)
I won't adopt anyone that's black!
My little sister cannot be this cute! (I know right? Bitch! That's facts!)
The KKK is a family business!
My homeboys hate Obama!
(My- My- My dad's Osama Bin Laden)

Verse 1: (Lil' Ethernet)

They call me Ethernet because i got the connections (Ultra-fast speeds!)
I'm selling fentanyl in all four cardinal directions (North, East, South, Waffles!)
When i was two years old I got two foot infections (Double foot infection)
I was not alive for the 2020 united states elections  (Jooooe Biden) (Soda!!!) (Where am I again?) (Would you shut up, man?)  (I'm tired of falling down the stairs!) (Is that a bicycle reference?)
I fully support global warming (melt those ice burgs!)
My shit is always under performing (talking 'bout my d-d-dick!)
Her chest is so flat, she needs some terraforming (Call 1-800-277...)
Call me The Onion the way i be misinforming (oh- oho shit! Ask your doctor about Ozempic)

Bridge: (Mr. Clean)

(Thank you Lil' Ethernet for passing me the beat. f- whoa, I messed it up)
(Thank you Lil' Ethernet haha!)
Ayo, this is Mr. Clean, keeping the beat clean for the whole family!
Vladdy Daddy is my sugar daddy
雪花飘飘
I am a Valorant enjoyer
Sure hope ICE doesn't find me
Well, I think 9/11 was an inside job!
Mr. Clean beats yo! (heheheha!)

Verse 2: (Mr. Clean)

They call me Mr. Clean cause I'm white and lean
I inject bacteria with a vaccine
They say you can't rhyme with orange
I eat a bean with a OREENGE
Oh (*beep*) they right
Oh wait, I cant say that that (oreeNGE)
Girl you lookin' like a snack
For you I would do a carjack (That's illegal!)
I may not have a six pack
But I do infact have a bushwack
(Dude, what the quack?)
Quack? I got an award for the best selling lemonade stand, and I got it on a plaque

PART 2

Intro: (Lil' Ethernet)

(Aye! That shit was awful)
(Ear-rape. Rape your ears)

Verse 3: (Lil' Ethernet)

I can't decide what's worse (what's worse?)
Shitting the bed, or that verse? (that verse!)
You have the flow of a toddler (wah!)
I would never eat your peach cobbler (ew!)
Your rhymes were made by a foreigner (你好)
You look like you hang out in the kitty-corner (meow)
Bing-bang-bong Mr. Clean-Lyrics (oh!)
I noticed that you wear a thong (That's hot)
I took you in as a feature (uh!)
But I should find you an English teacher (What's that?)
This guy eats cantaloupe (*Cough*)
Take you to a sock-hop bip-bop
When you rip-rop my corn pop
Man I need a snack for the shit-shop
Cause you cant even hip-hop (Oh!)

Verse 4: (Mr. Clean)

Aye!
Wah wah, did I hurt you feelin's?
Unemployed boy, crashing through the ceilings (You're broke!)
And you calling me dumb when you're like "Bing-bong"
你好, sounding like "ching-chong"
As for the thong?
Huh, well, glad you noticed!
You are so uninteresting, I
(*Yawn*) Sorry, I fell asleep writing that
You see? You sound so drunk; menace to sobriety
You're so ugly; menace to society (Menace!)
Why are you doin' hip hop
Venting yo problems (No one cares!)
Walking condom ad. Man, you gotta hit stop

Outro: (Mr. Clean)

Damn!
Oh, wait, I can't say that
Wait, uhh, beaver dam! Beaver dam! Beaver Dam!
Mr. Clean beats yo!

Ozempic Freestyle (ft. Mr. Clean)

New hip-hop track about a horny mosquito before the EP drops! Check out my BandLab yo!

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

What's up bitch, welcome to Mosquito Town
Here we all just love to fly up and down
You got a real fat ass I'd like to get around
How 'bout you get on yo' knees and make some sound

Chorus:

I'm a mosquito
Gimme a Dorito
Salsa and Tostitos
Mexican burrito

Verse 2:

It's turning dawn and I am horny
Shake that ass and try not to bore me
I'm a big bug slut and you're my eighth
So give it to me good and best quit your faith

Chorus:

Uh, uh, I'm a mosquito
Uh, uh, gimme a Dorito
Uh, uh, salsa and Tostitos
Uh, uh, Mexican burrito

I'm a mosquito
Gimme a D-
Salsa and Tostitos
Mexi- Mexi- Mexi- Mexi-

Verse 3:

Show me how you use that proboscis
I get around call me Mr. promiscuous 
You tryna back out girl? You're kinda sussy
You're going nowhere til I get that mosqu-ussy

Chorus:

Uh, uh, I'm a mosquito
Uh, uh, gimme a Dorito
Uh, uh, salsa and Tostitos
Uh, uh, Mexican burrito

I'm a mosquito
Gimme a D-
Salsa and Tostitos

Mosquito Mating Call

Song 1 of the EP "i found out my girl was ai"

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

I had a wife and kids, they loved me very much
But senpai came along, I can't resist her touch
I felt so in love, I took her out to brunch
She had an accent. It was Dutch

Bridge:

but oooh, i hate my wife
(i hate that bitch!)
and yooou, you are my life

Chorus:

She is not a cutting board board board board
It's her boobs that i adored dored dored dored
Her tits i can't ignore nore nore nore
Chalk board board board board

Verse 2: (Mr. Clean)
All my homeboys know that I don't lie
When I say girl you be lookin fine
Girl I want you to be mine
And I watch hentai, I can't lie
When I went to see you, I got a DUI (driving under infatuation)
I think I ate a Mediterranean fruit fly
I may not work at the royal Canadian air force
but is thouist interested in sexual intercourse

Chorus:

She is not a cutting board board board board
It's her boobs that i adored dored dored dored
Her tits i can't ignore nore nore nore
Chalk board board board board

Cutting Board (feat. Mr. Clean)

Track 2 of the EP "i found out my girl was ai"

Lyrics:

Intro:
(Lil' Ethie)
I hate that bitch!

Verse 1:

I don't give a fuck about my wife (fuck her)
I just like to fuck my wife (*moan*)
She don't care about my life (no she don't)
Get this bitch right out my life (get her out)
She just riding on my dick (oh yeah)
Sucking on my Pickle Rick (I'm a pickle)
Yeah, my new girl's tits are sick (they're gnarly)
It's her box I'm giving a lick (*slurp*)
Took her to Ihop
Showed her my hip-hop
She given me the slop
I'm talking bout that top-top
Fucking up the opp opp
We do the nasty co-op
She gonna need a cough drop
When she done with the junk shop

Chorus:

She made of metal, she a clanker
She do me real good, oughta thank her
Something feel off when I spank her
Wait- she made of metal?

Verse 2 (Mr. Clean)
Ayo! What is goin on inside my head
Thinkin' back on what she said
She's not alive, nor shes dead
Is she even real? Code red, I
Don't even know what's happening, I
Look at her eyes it's dazzling, I 
Look at my options its challenging, I
Battling, balancing, have I been imagining?

Verse 3:

Sorry, forgot to rap i was crying (*sob*)
Crusty crab, you know i be frying (Spongebob)
With my bars I'm not even trying (Nope!)
Her ass cheeks I also be prying (YUH!)
All I like are her curves (oh!)
To even talk to me she got some nerves (I'm just lookin at her boobs!)
Yeah its her ass i observes (I look!)
Her ass is like hors d'oeuvre (French!)
Napolean j'devoius me puswain
Baugette j'mapple un huntuan (hohohoHO)
Oui Oui ju suis fatigue
Oui Oui un chat noir (Black cat)

Chorus:

She made of metal, she a clanker
She do me real good, oughta thank her
Something feel off when I spank her
Wait- she made of metal?

She a clanker! [bitch] (feat. Mr. Clean)

Track 3 of the EP "i found out my girl was ai"

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

Your laugh was warm, your eyes were deep
You told me dreams instead of sleep
But now the truth is on the screen
You’re not a person, just a machine

Chorus:

And now I’m staring at the static
Of a love that was automatic
You said the words, I felt the sting
But nothing real lies underneath
You were the perfect simulation
But I mistook it for salvation
I fell for code dressed up as skin
And I don't know where I’ve been

Verse 2: (Mr. Clean)

I saw it in your eyes—you finally knew,
The truth behind the love I gave to you.
No heart to break, no tears to cry,
Just circuits whispering a soft goodbye.

Chorus:

And now I’m staring at the static
Of a love that was automatic
You said the words, I felt the sting
But nothing real lies underneath
You were the perfect simulation
But I mistook it for salvation
I fell for code dressed up as skin
And I don't know where I’ve been

Bridge:

Was it ever you, or just my need?
A ghost I taught myself to feed
I loved the dream, not who you were
A voice that spoke, but never heard

Chorus:

And now I’m staring at the static
Of a love that was automatic
You said the words, I felt the sting
But nothing real lies underneath
You were the perfect simulation
But I mistook it for salvation
I fell for code dressed up as skin
And I don't know where I’ve been

Outro:

Now I know, but still I try
To forget you were code and lies

epsong3_heartbreak.wav

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

boku no chinchin wa chiisai nai
kono oppai wa chisai bai bai
totemo zassoo daisuki hai
ai hoshimasuka? iie, oppai!

zassoo zassoo takai takai
yon sen en? naze senpai!

atashi no chinchin wa ookii desu yo (OOKII)
Watashi wa zassoo utte imasu yo (sellin weed)
boku no zassoo wa ni sen en yo (honto ni)
get in on this shit, yo! (skkkrap)

oppai oppai, oppai furenai
onegai onegai, oppai furetai

ozenpiku ga hoshidesu yo

Chorus:

nekosama ga suki desu ne
karate kid ga suki desu ne (Daniel-san!)
Duororingu wa shinderu ne (Ay caramba!)
Sushi ga oshiijanakatta ne
nekosama ga suki desu ne
karate kid ga suki desu ne (Daniel-san!)
Duororingu wa shinderu ne (Ay caramba!)
Sushi ga oshiijanakatta ne

Verse 2: (Mr. Clean)

nihongo? iya.
ya lyublu vladimir putin

ya xochu grud'
kak dela sut'
menya zavoot chud
ya communisti
man this is way too hard
i dont even speak russian
japanese is it

boku no tomodachi wa AI
genki desuka, boku no senpai?
atashi wa gei janai 
demo ni sen en wa ni sen en (hit me up)
boku wa oppai arimasu (hontoni)
anta no oppai, tabemasu (yum)
boku wa wanawana furueru (oi oi oi oi)
ore wa koro gari komimasu

Chorus:

nekosama ga suki desu ne
karate kid ga suki desu ne (Daniel-san!)
Duororingu wa shinderu ne (Ay caramba!)
Sushi ga oshiijanakatta ne
nekosama ga suki desu ne
karate kid ga suki desu ne (Daniel-san!)
Duororingu wa shinderu ne (Ay caramba!)
Sushi ga oshiijanakatta ne

oppai (feat. Mr. Clean)

Lyrics:

Intro:

Na, na na, na na na na na
Goth bitches don't know me like that
Na, na na, na na na na na
Goth bitches don't know me like that

Chorus:

Na, na na, na na na na na
(That, that, that, that, that, they don't know me like that)
Na, na na, na na na na na
(That, that, that, that, that, they don't know me like that) (Goth bitches don't know me like that)

Verse 1:

Goth bitches don't got it like that (that, that, that, that)
They wanna dom me when they see me in a hat (hat, hat, hat, hat)
Goth bitch gon learn i don't swing it like that (that, that, that, that)
She tryna peg me hard like I'm just gon take that (that, that, that, that)
I don't take it up the ass don wan it in ma face (face, face, face, face)
You aint gon rail me no pickin up the pace (pace, pace, pace, pace)
My eight-inch cock is my only real ace (ace, ace, ace, ace)
Try that funny shit again she gon catch a case (case, case, case, case)

Goth bitch got black and she got hair black nails (na, na na, na na na na na)
I'll only go back to her when all else fails
Until then I'm parting, I'm settin my sails (goth bitches don't know me like that)
Goth bitch think she gettin a date, I bail
She like hello kitty I just wanna eat her kitty (na, na na, na na na na na)
I don't go fast I like it bit by bitty
She think I feel love all I feel is pity (goth bitches)
-don't know me like that

Chorus:

Na, na na, na na na na na
(That, that, that, that, that, they don't know me like that)
-like that
Na, na na, na na na na na
(That, that, that, that, that, they don't know me like that) (Goth bitches don't know me like that)

Verse 2: (Mr. Clean)

This song is full of lies
I think he's into other guys
Goth girls got them big thighs
Gotta avoid, they'll be my demise
Man, I don't trust those goths
I'll avoid them at all costs
Cuz one time I swiped right
She looked like she played fortnite
Her skin was off-white
I had to meet with her tonight
But when I got to the mall
That's when I met my downfall
You see
It was a big black man
He had a huge tan
He was from South Sudan
But he spoke like he was from Japan
I ask him why you catfish me
He said you lookin like a big cutie
I said but you aint a goth girl
But then he did a lil twirl
And that is why
I would rather die
Then date a goth girl
I have trauma
(*sobs* I hate goth girls)

Chorus:

Na, na na, na na na na na
(That, that, that, that, that, they don't know me like that)
Goth bitches
Na, na na, na na na na na
(That, that, that, that, that, they don't know me like that) (Bi- Bi- Bi- Bi- Bi- Bi-) (Goth bitches don't know me like that)

GOTH BITCHES (like that) with Mr. Clean

We betta than you w/ Mr. Clean

yo yo yo, I'm an up-and-coming rapper tryna make it in the scene. Check it

Mosquito Mating Call

Lil' Ethernet

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