maybe it's because i'm autistic [BEAT]

SLOUCH ON THE COUCH LYRICS:

WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH X4

ME AND 120 SMOKIN KUSH
JUST LIKE CARTI WE ALL PUSH (PU)
I'M NOT THE KIND TO SMOKE DIMES
MONEY WEED IS ALL I FIND
THROW THE YAMS IN THE OVEN
BIG TIDDIE GOTHS WHAT I'M LOVIN
LP3 YOU KNOW I'M COMIN
BITCH BOYS YEAH YOU KNOW I'M CUCKIN

(SMOKIN KUSH YOU KNOW) WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH
(SIPPIN DRANK YOU KNOW) WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH
(SIPPIN KRATOM YOU KNOW) WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH
(GET THE ALCOHOL) WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH

PEETER ON THE FUCKIN TRACK
THIS GOES HARD THIS SHIT AINT WACK
120 DOESN'T FUCK WITH CRACK
BUT BRING THE KRATOM, HEART ATTACK
NOT ACTUALLY THOUGH I WAS JOKIN
GOTHS WITH ASS IS WHAT IM PORKIN
YEAH ALIEN HE'S PATHETIC
THAT ALT GIRL STENCH IS MAGNETIC
I DONT GIVE HIM THAT MUCH CREDIT
BUT DUDES A HOMIE WE HATE REDDIT
EVIL GANG WE DO SOME CRIMES
BUT RIGHT NOW WE SPITTIN SOME RHYMES

WE DON'T FUCK WITH WEIRDOS 
BUT MARZ BARZ MIGHT BE INTO TOES
THAT'S AN ASSUMPTION I DONT KNOW BUT (FUCK THE OPPS) YEAH WE MEAN IT
(TRUE!!!)

ME AND 120 SMOKIN KUSH
JUST LIKE CARTI WE ALL PUSH (PU)
I'M NOT THE KIND TO SMOKE DIMES
MONEY WEED IS ALL I FIND
THROW THE YAMS IN THE OVEN
BIG TIDDIE GOTHS WHAT I'M LOVIN
LP3 YOU KNOW I'M COMIN
BITCH BOYS YEAH YOU KNOW I'M CUCKIN

(SMOKIN KUSH YOU KNOW) WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH
(SIPPIN DRANK YOU KNOW) WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH
(SIPPIN KRATOM YOU KNOW) WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH
(GET THE ALCOHOL) WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH

120 FUCKIN SOVNGARDE
FUCKIN BITCHES IN MY CAR
THAT'S A LIE I HATE WOMEN
CHRIS BROWN BEATIN IS MY MISSION
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NOT LISTEN
BASS SO LOUD BUMPIN MY KITCHEN
KING OF CHUMPS GIVE ME MY RIBBON
WEIRD AND UGLY LIKE A DISCORD KITTEN
MY DICK IN YO ASS IS WHAT IM FITTIN
FIST IN YOUR ASS, SHIT ON MY HAND
ALL FIVE FINGERS, LIKE A FUCKIN MITTEN
SEX WITH YO BITCH LEAVES MY DICK CRIMSON
MY OLD BITCH COULDN'T FUCK CALL HER RETARDED
GIRL SIT ON MY FACE, YUCK SHE FARTED....

SMOKIN KUSH YOU KNOW (WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH)
SIPPIN DRANK YOU KNOW (WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH)
SIPPIN KRATOM YOU KNOW (WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH)
GET THE ALCOHOL (WE SLOUCH ON THE COUCH)


SLOUCH ON THE COUCH!

DONT F- WITH THESE FG- IM A HOMOPHOBE - Lil Uzi Vert Ft Ballout - Thot Back (UNRELEASED) - TikTok

Acid Glitch

MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19 MAY 19

See No Evil

THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!!!!!

I JUST POPPED A BITCH RIGHT IN THE MOUTH JUST LIKE SOME POP ROCKS
I CAN'T TRUST NO HOE SLIDIN ROUND IN SOME FAKE CROCS
JUST SNATCHED YO BITCH FROM YO CRIB WATCHIN BOONDOCKS
ACNE GOT SO BAD IT BE LOOKIN LIKE SOME CHICKENPOX
UH, AND IT WON'T STOP
JUST SHOT A KID TALKIN SHIT ALL ON ROBLOX
COME SEE ME ON THAT FUCKIN COURT ON THAT BLACKTOP
YOU BEAT MY ASS BUT I STOLE YOUR DAMN LAPTOP

YUH, ALIEN HE MY BITCH AND MY SHOOTER
USED TO HAVE FAT HOES IN MY BED, WAS LOSER
NOW IONEEN KNOW IF I WANT TO FUCK ANY COOTER
ROLL UP TO THE CRIB WITH MY GLOCK AND MY RAZER SCOOTER
IF YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, YOU A BITCH
IF YOU FUCK WITH THE OPPS, YOU A BITCH
SHOVE MY BILLS UP YO ASS LIKE A BUFFALO INVESTOR
ALL MY OPPS ARE ACTUAL LITERAL MOLESTERS

POSTED IN THE STUDIO, SNACKIN ON SOME PICKLE CHIPS
PUCKER UP BITCH LIKE YOU SNACKIN ON SOME SOUR STRIPS
JUST KIDDING BITCH, I DON'T KISS HOES
I KNOW WHERE THOSE LIPS BEEN, WEIRDO INTO TOES 
120 LIKES ASS, WHY? IONEEN KNOW BRUH
ALIEN  BE SMELLIN FURRY FUMES UP AT BRONYCON
WEIRD ASS SIMP GOES DOOKIE IN HIS DIAPER
HE LICKIN BIRD SHIT OFF HIS WINDSHIELD WIPER

DON'T HATE THE GAME HATE THE PLAYER ITS THE TRUTH
SKRRT UP IN THE VAN, RUN YOU OVER I'M SWEET TOOTH
HOTTEST RAPPER ON THE MIC, AND IN THE FUCKIN BOOTH
SMOKIN ALL THIS DOPE I HIT HARDER LIKE IM BABE RUTH
I'M A FAKE ASS SOUTHERNER I DON'T EVEN CARE
I USED TO HAVE BITCHES THAT THEY LOOK LIKE RANDY STAIR
NOW I'M BACK AT THE TOP AND I KEEP ON PEETERING
JUST WAIT ON LIL ANGRY AND LOOK ON WHOS FEATURING

YEAH, AYE, I'M A BEAT ADDICT
TRACK YOUR ADDY DOWN N SHOOTIN 50 LIKE MY NAME MAGIC
FAT HOES ON MY BED I DONE NEEDED A BIGGER MATTRESS 
AND I STILL PICK MY NOSE AND BITE MY NAILS IT'S A BAD HABIT
THAT BITCH NOCTURNAL NEEDS TO HIT ME UP, ON A SONG
THAT BITCH NOCTURNAL NEEDS TO HIT ME UP, WITH A BONG
I DON'T DATE BITCHES BUT I NEED SOME TITS, I CAN HONK
are there any women willing to offer me that...

XXXTRA FLAMIN' HOT!

literally made this in 20 minutes to get all my stress out lol
not meant to be good

CRUST!

the 3rd 1

JABRONI 3 BITCH YEAH PEETER'S BACK AGAIN
FOR ONE LAST TIME CAUSE THIS IS THE END
WE DON'T FUCK GIRLS SO WE MAKE THEM OUR FRIEND
OR WE DROWN EM IN THE LAKE, LIKE MY HOMIE BEN
ONE LAST TRACK THAT I HAVE CREATED
FUCK ALL THE PUSSIES WHO SAID I WOULDN'T MAKE IT
YOUR BITCH IS UGLY EVEN WHEN SHE'S FUCKIN NAKED
GOONER GOD MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS MASTURBATIN

PEETER, PEKKKER, LIAS, WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL ME
ONLY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THE ONES THAT WANNA FOLLOW ME
AND TO THE FUCKIN BITCHES WAITIN LINES JUST TO SWALLOW ME
GO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TRY TO CROSS A HIGHWAY.
LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON ALL OF THESE JABRONIS
STUCK A FEATHER IN MY HAT AND CALL THAT MACARONI
I DON'T FUCK WITH BRONIES, LAMES OR A FUCKIN PHONY
PEEP MY FAT ASS UP AT FUCKIN SONIC EATING CONEYS BITCH

JABRONI 3 BITCH YEAH PEETER'S BACK AGAIN
FOR ONE LAST TIME CAUSE THIS IS THE END
WE DON'T FUCK GIRLS SO WE MAKE THEM OUR FRIEND
OR WE DROWN EM IN THE LAKE, LIKE MY HOMIE BEN
ONE LAST TRACK THAT I HAVE CREATED
FUCK ALL THE PUSSIES WHO SAID I WOULDN'T MAKE IT
YOUR BITCH IS UGLY EVEN WHEN SHE'S FUCKIN NAKED
GOONER GOD MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS MASTURBATIN

HAHA YOUR MOM DIED AND I'M LAUGHING AT YOU
CURLY HAIR AND HOOKED NOSE I KNEW SHE WAS A JEW
LEAVE YO ASS BEHEADED, ARTEMUS OGLETREE
KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY LEAVE YO ASS LOOKIN HOPELESSLY
I'M THAT PRETTY BITCH BUT I'M A MODERN DAY ATROCITY
OFFEND SOME FUCKIN BITCHES EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A COMEDY

RETARDED ASS BITCHES THINK I OWE A DAMN APOLOGY
BITCH THIS IS POLICY DON'T MAKE ME COMMIT SODOMY NOW

JABRONI 3 BITCH YEAH PEETER'S BACK AGAIN
FOR ONE LAST TIME CAUSE THIS IS THE END
WE DON'T FUCK GIRLS SO WE MAKE THEM OUR FRIEND
OR WE DROWN EM IN THE LAKE, LIKE MY HOMIE BEN
ONE LAST TRACK THAT I HAVE CREATED
FUCK ALL THE PUSSIES WHO SAID I WOULDN'T MAKE IT
YOUR BITCH IS UGLY EVEN WHEN SHE'S FUCKIN NAKED
GOONER GOD MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS MASTURBATIN

VERSE 3 GOIN EVEN HARDER THAN BEFORE
LEAVE THE OPPS DEAD AND DRAINED RIGHT ON THEIR FLOOR
NOW I AIN'T TALKIN BOUT CUM, I'M TALKIN BOUT BLOOD
REPPIN RED MOTHERFUCKER I'M THAT WHITE STUD
I'M A GOON GANG MEMBER IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER
I CHARGE FOR SHITTY PAY PER VIEWS, DECEMBER TO DISMEMBER
TURNIN THAT 2-0 WATCH OUT FOR SEPTEMBER
I GUESS I HAD DEMENTIA BUT I GUESS I DON'T REMEMBER SO

JABRONI 3 BITCH YEAH PEETER'S BACK AGAIN
FOR ONE LAST TIME CAUSE THIS IS THE END
WE DON'T FUCK GIRLS SO WE MAKE THEM OUR FRIEND
OR WE DROWN EM IN THE LAKE, LIKE MY HOMIE BEN
ONE LAST TRACK THAT I HAVE CREATED
FUCK ALL THE PUSSIES WHO SAID I WOULDN'T MAKE IT
YOUR BITCH IS UGLY EVEN WHEN SHE'S FUCKIN NAKED
GOONER GOD MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS MASTURBATIN

I HATE BITCHES, I HATE SNITCHES
CUT OUT THEIR ORGANS AND I SELL EM FOR MY RICHES
I HATE PHONIES, I HATE GOONS
I HATE WOMEN THAT THEIR TIDDIES BE BALLOONS
I HATE ONIONS, I HATE SEX
NOCTURNAL GETS NO PUSSY SO HE'S THE FUCKIN BEST
I HATE LINES, I HATE WAITIN
RATT TAKIN FOREVER SO I'M ALWAYS MASTURBATIN AYE!

SMACKDOWN!

he's like the skater ???

(INTRO)
I REP SOVNGARDE, AINT NO NEED FOR EXPLAINING
I COME WITH EM STICKS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN PAINTING
WE DON'T FUCK WITH BITCHES, QUIT YOUR DAMN COMPLAINING
WE POUR UP LIKE RIO, ENRGY DRAINING

(VERSE)
I USED TO FUCK WITH SCENE QUEENS BUT THOSE DAYS BEHIND ME
MEAN ASS WOMEN AND THEIR SKIN SO LIGHT IT'S BLINDING
NOW I'M PEETERING! AND I'M COUNTING UP MY STACKS
AND I STILL DON'T FUCK WITH ONIONS CUZ THEY TASTIN LIKE ASS, AYE
IN THE STUDIO, IN MY GRAMMAS HOME, OH NO,
TAKIS AND COKE, THAT'S ICONIC BITCH, YES I KNOW,
RUN UP ON YO HOME, WITH THAT 50 CHROME, STRIPPER POLE
SMOKIN ON THAT OPP PACKWATCH ON EM, BOZO

(HOOK)
PEETER ON THE GRIND, CALL ME CHAD MUSKA
VIBIN AT THE RANCH, BUT YOU LOOKIN FOR SOME MUSTARD
I DONT FUCK WITH GIRLS BUT YO BITCH BE LOOKIN FLUSTERED
I AINT FROM THE 90S BUT YO ASS JUST GOT BUSTERED
COMING BACK FROM 303 GOT DRANK ALL IN MY SYSTEM
PULL UP WITH THAT BMG I SHOOT AND THEN I MISS EM
YEAH, I SHOOT AND THEN I MISS
THEN I GENTLY SIP A BUD LIGHT CUZ THAT SHIT TASTIN LIKE PISS, AYE

(VERSE 2)
I WANNA FUCK UP DANIEL LARSON IN THE STREETS
WE WAS BOTH IN 303 HE UP AND LEFT ME, AYE
MY BED GOT SOME HISTORY, CUZ MY BITCHES WERE HEFTY, AND I'M MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT CUZ Y'ALL SOME FUCK PUSSIES
I DON'T HAVE NO OPPS ANYMORE, I'M LIKED BY EVERYONE
GOT DESIGNER ON MY BODY, I'VE ALREADY WON
MY TRUE RELIGION'S TRUE RELIGION COVERING MY ASS
SMOKIN GRASS, EATING TACO BELL, BAJA BLAST

(HOOK - OUTRO)
PEETER ON THE GRIND, CALL ME CHAD MUSKA
VIBIN AT THE RANCH, BUT YOU LOOKIN FOR SOME MUSTARD
I DONT FUCK WITH GIRLS BUT YO BITCH BE LOOKIN FLUSTERED
I AINT FROM THE 90S BUT YO ASS JUST GOT BUSTERED
COMING BACK FROM 303 GOT DRANK ALL IN MY SYSTEM
PULL UP WITH THAT BMG I SHOOT AND THEN I MISS EM
YEAH, I SHOOT AND THEN I MISS
THEN I GENTLY SIP A BUD LIGHT CUZ THAT SHIT TASTIN LIKE PISS

CHAD MUSKA

LYRICS:

GET LIT, PASS OUT, WAKE UP DUMP THE ASH OUT

STOCKING ALL THE CHRONIC SO YOU KNOW THAT I GOT CASH NOW

SIP SO MUCH OF MY CUP THAT IT'S BLACK NOW

SOUTHERN WHITE BOY GOT GUNS BETTER BACK DOWN

GET LIT, PASS OUT, WAKE UP DUMP THE ASH OUT

STOCKING ALL THE CHRONIC SO YOU KNOW THAT I GOT CASH NOW

SIP SO MUCH OF MY CUP THAT IT'S BLACK NOW

SOUTHERN WHITE BOY GOT GUNS BETTER BACK DOWN


SOUTHERN WHITE BOY WITH MY GOONS IT'S ON SIGHT

SODA POPPIN ALL THE OPPS, SIPPIN ON SOME SPRITE

I AIN'T BRITISH BUT YOUR BARS ARE FUCKIN SHITE

PUSSY ASS WATCHING ME PIPING DOWN HIS WIFE

YEAH THATS A CUCK BAR, I DON'T FUCK WITH Y'ALL

AND THE WEIRDOS ASKING BITCHES TO STOMP ON THEY BALLS

PEETER ON STANDBY, I'M ON CALL

TIL THEN I BE SHOPPING, BUYING BONGS AT THE MALL

SOVNGARDE WHAT I REP, WATCH WHERE YOU STEP

TREADING DOWN 120 ONLY LEADS TO DEATH

INHALE ALL THE KUSH, TIL MY FINAL BREATH

LEAVE AN OPP CRIB BLOODY LIKE IT'S MACBETH (THEN WE)


GET LIT, PASS OUT, WAKE UP DUMP THE ASH OUT

STOCKING ALL THE CHRONIC SO YOU KNOW THAT I GOT CASH NOW

SIP SO MUCH OF MY CUP THAT IT'S BLACK NOW

SOUTHERN WHITE BOY GOT GUNS BETTER BACK DOWN

GET LIT, PASS OUT, WAKE UP DUMP THE ASH OUT

STOCKING ALL THE CHRONIC SO YOU KNOW THAT I GOT CASH NOW

SIP SO MUCH OF MY CUP THAT IT'S BLACK NOW

SOUTHERN WHITE BOY GOT GUNS BETTER BACK DOWN


NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM LOOKIN ASS GIRL

SANDY CHEEKS ON HER BUT ION FUCK WIT SQUIRRELS

JUST LIKE MY PIMPLES SHE BURST AT THE SEAMS

SOUTHERN WHITE BOY THE MAN OF HER DREAMS

I AIN'T IN NO CLAN BUT I CAN MAKE A BITCH CREAM

BUT I DON'T FUCK WITH HER IF SHE SMELLIN LIKE SOME BREAM

I DON'T FUCK WITH HER IF HER ROOM AIN'T GOT FEBREEZE

CUZ I SMOKE LOUD, NO FETTY ONLY GOOD GREEN (AND I)


GET LIT, PASS OUT, WAKE UP DUMP THE ASH OUT

STOCKING ALL THE CHRONIC SO YOU KNOW THAT I GOT CASH NOW

SIP SO MUCH OF MY CUP THAT IT'S BLACK NOW

SOUTHERN WHITE BOY GOT GUNS BETTER BACK DOWN

GET LIT, PASS OUT, WAKE UP DUMP THE ASH OUT

STOCKING ALL THE CHRONIC SO YOU KNOW THAT I GOT CASH NOW

SIP SO MUCH OF MY CUP THAT IT'S BLACK NOW

SOUTHERN WHITE BOY GOT GUNS BETTER BACK DOWN



SOUTHERN WHITE BOY

LIL PEETER, pioneer of audacity trap

CEO OF SOVNGARDE COLLABORATIVE
LIL PEETER, LIL PEKKKER, DJ DAWNBREAKER, PAPA RATT, DJ NOCTURNAL, SNÜÜZER 

SLOUCH ON THE COUCH!

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