this is a song i wrote for my haters

here are the lyrics so u can rap along:

[intro]
now imma start by sayin that i'm not an average guy
i can be 'mean sum times' but all math jokes aside
what i mean when i say that i'm not an average guy
is that i'm just below average height

[verse 1]
i'm only five foot two, you can slam dunk?
well homie i could too, if i had nike shoes
and a spine like u, but that's unlikely due
to the fact my back has had her final spinal bloom
tru for each of my arms
how can i shoot for the hoop when i can't reach for the stars?
my forelimbs could fall off and i would casually gasp
'how can i shoot with my glock if i'm not actually armed!?'
and guess what? (what?) even my legs are short
even the piece of clothing i wear on my legs are shorts
i don't own a thing that isn't short in length at all
except for my friends, cos all my friends are tall
but despite my height plight, i'm a genuine g
i'm the realest alphabetical letter u'll ever c
yea even the letter b could never b better than me
f u wanna b n mc, send a letter to me

[hook x 2]
yo i'm just a little guy with lil eyes and big dreams
just a little guy, a little smile and big teeth
just a little dude with little shoes little feet
and lotsa little fans who wanna dance to his beat

[verse 2]
i remember when i was ten, oh no wait i was nine
oh wait it doesn't matter, i've been tiny all my life
oh i still have to climb inside the supermarket aisle
to reach the highest shelf, i'm on another level, twenty five
twenty six twenty seven, but ever since twenty eleven
my level's been levitating increasingly every second
ascent is never endin, that's the message that i'm sendin
i'm so fly my haters need to invest in insect repellent
they can't stand that i'm a miracle
my lyrics are really cool and ill and original
and every single syllable is sick to the pinnacle
but i still can't stand in the middle of a swimming pool
cos i'd probably die
and drowning's an activity that nobody likes
not even i, alright, i think i'm done for the night
but bring the beat back one last time

[hook x 3]

thx 4 listening :)

Lil Eyes