https://discord.gg/flatearth

Its the ten flat commandments, what? 
Globie cant tell me nothing about this earth 
Cant tell me nothing about this Curve, this speed, 
for my real truthers 
Truthers on the beach i aint forget you brothas,
my nikon p shooters

Ive been in this game for years, it made me an animal
theres rules to this shit, i wrote me a manual
a step-by-step booklet for you to get
your game on track, don’t let ya wig get snatched 

Rule Nombre Uno: Speak on what you know
You shouldnt make claims unless you know
otherwise you telling lies and
If that man catch on, then your ass is gone 

Number 2: Never let 'em think the earth move
dont you know those pendulums tricks are not science
Take it from your highness
they need to be setup and they prove no cause

Number 3: Never trust nobody
Your science guys'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Fallacy and storied up, shit, for that fast buck
they be lying in the comments to confuse that ass up

Number 4: I know you heard this before
"never get high on CGI"

Number 5: Never speculate on the unknown
i dont care if they fight with every ounce tell em "bounce"

Number 6: That goddamn citation, get it
you think a globie backin their claim man, forget it

7, this rule is so underrated
Keep FE Society and this server separated
shadows and sticks, don’t hit, bullshit
its 2021 man this shits archaic 

Number 8:, VC check in 1 or 2
stop typing, get a mic or something to speak thru

Number 9: should of been number 1 to me
If you aint trolling bad get yo ass in VC
If the team mods catch you trippin they aint tryin to listen
they be pitching yo ass out, straight to cogdiss man

Number 10: a strong word called "measurement"
strictly for honest men, if not just watch him spin
if you aint got that globe proof say "hell no"
flat earthers want that proof, rain sleet hail snow

Follow these rules you'll smash globes till they break up
If not, 24 trolls who wont wake up
Truth hit your mental, watch your mind shake up
You was sleeping but you bout to wake up
snacks in the back on your way up
bathroom on the left, the urinal caked up
Your DJ on the way bout to play sumn
Chairs, good stogies lit, feet up
Flat earth, 24/7

10 Flat Commandments

This that new shit, the earth aint moving
Globers talkin' all that shit but they ain't really doin' it
Bet he say that it’s a globe, he ain't tryna prove it
heard him say the earth is moving, he’s clueless    

Got em askin what had happened, the globes on backspin 
Globers came into the trench and we fuckin trapped him That stuff flatter than a napkin — flat smacked him 
My bullets, they aren't refracted, get back bitch  

And that globe' gettin' smoked, elon musk on rogans
Cultivatin' all the facts while im fuckin tokin
you start to troll, we take his roles, throw in the moat quick
Put yo bitch right on a flat, earth yeah we told him

'Cause, bitch, I'm a globe earth killa, yeah it’s flat nigga 
Smoke all the globers', extort their feelings
You can’t front with us, I can't fuck with ya 
Wig split, peel 'em, cog diss to heal him 
Globe, I'ma stomp, curve dumped in my trunk, bitch
 Shadows and them sticks, that shits weak archaic, ayy 
Fuck do you mean? Aim that beam at the beach 
Black swan, he put his face in the dirt ya
 With that Nikon p 
Ayy!

Black swan, Nikon p, at the beach
Down in the rabbit hole, truth it go deep
Flat smacked the Glober, yeah now he can’t sleep
Some of them lurk, yeah some of them creep
Said he measured it out just like a drop and then A dip
got a nerf gun with no bullets on his hip 
 globe earth proofs but the trigger goes click
shadows on the dirt, propped up a couple sticks  

brought up black holes, now im cheesin', mm
talkin bout gravity to please him
now hes talking bout seasons
hand on my forehead like sheesh, bruh
“proofs in a book” hmm
Your grandma turned FE on Facebook
I want that proof, no Captain Hook
replay it, lemme hear it

SpaceGhost

LYRICS

(Karma)
u gotta, u gotta, u gotta make ur mind up
I gotta ask you bro, just how’d you find us? 
I got flat earth on my mind, is that a crime yeah,
Don't wanna go back to the days when it was a globe
the curve, is my priority 
And I'll put that over everything 
And the globe ain't shit & there ain’t no space
waiting on gravity to validate 
can’t has gas pressure unless contained 

(Chorus)
They say, "gravity", but you can't bend space or time
Sometimes it's sunny, but sometimes it don't shine 
the globe don’t exist, it’s only in your mind
So I'ma let go — of space and globes
Let it go (oh), the globe (oh)
Let it go (oh), the globe (oh)
Let it go (oh), the globe (oh) 
Let it go (let it go), the globe 

(CB)
I let it go - if you say that there’s curve
then That shit better show 
Don't try and play like I'm slow 
'Cause i been 'round the block and I know there’s no globe
ask for proof and I give you some more 
And I'm proud of myself 'cause I used to globe
Now I just hustle and grind and flat smack
'Til all of my muscles is sore 
 ask him, he say “it’s a ball” 
he aint go no proof at all 
keep askin “why did it fall” 
Don't try me, it's gonna end up in a brawl 
brendas clocks, like a dog 
see too far ‘less its some fog
asking for curve measurements, 
making globe claims with no evidence at all
globes to big can’t see curve 
hopped in a plane but you still aint high ‘nuff
Red bull jump no curve, cant see none
parallel rays, with some shadows and a stick-up 
thinking he measured shit no hiccups 
You know it's some bull that they whipped up 
this is flat earth lil baby,
it's CB, I aint got no choice but to tell ya..

(Chorus)
They say, "gravity", but you can't bend space or time
Sometimes it's sunny, but sometimes it don't shine 
the globe don’t exist, it’s only in your mind
So I'ma let go — of space and globes
Let it go (oh), the globe (oh)
Let it go (oh), the globe (oh)
Let it go (oh), the globe (oh) 
Let it go (let it go), the globe

Let It Go [The Globe] (ft. Karma)

Shoutout to the globers 
Yeah i know it’s hurts
FE pulled up with a hurst
Doin it since dirth 
Brainwashed to at birth
To think that it curves  
Now we now in first 
Drank level water 
And Now we no thirst
Checked his ego 
And Now it’s in the dirt 
Got his feelings hurt 
But the ceilings yours
FE open doors
Globers mentally poor 
Them globe floors
They don’t curve 
Gravity yeah 
That’s what we swerve
It doesn’t work
Back to the drawing board
Ask your teachers for it bruh
The proof.
Smashing globes
That’s what we do 
Space? Oops
 it went poof 
Newton and Einstein 
Yeah them too 
We the science dudes
We got giant proof
You defiant can’t tell the truth 
 laugh at you 
You got attitude 
No curve from no altitude 
Tell me What you smokin on 
Pass it dude 
Couldnt pass grade 2

Uh. 

Yeah it’s the flat earth
Don’t get it backwards
roll up the maps first
Lookin for the answers 

In the wrong place
Why the long face
Ran the race
Now you in last place
Spun the globe 
At at too slow pace
Throwin shade
Up in my face 
Ey 

Cb on the track
Now the earth is flat
Hit the livestream 
Man now we Flat smack 
Got Snacks in the back
Bud in the sack no
 rebuttals to that
And We don’t slack  
There’s No goin back  
Rabbit out a hat 
Them Gloobers left mad 
Yea Salty and sad
Need a trash bag 
Better get glad
Better get back
Shoutout to glat 
Better know it’s flat 
It’s Tough to laugh 
When you get
Flat smacked

You supposed to be baller 
But she doesn’t pick up 
When you call her 
Better call a Lyft
Or start the walkin 
Cause its no more Time for talkin

I trust 
what i can see and touch 
And If you can dig that
Then you can lean with us 
Better get back
You’re not a genius
You need a genie twice 
Looking like a team of mice 
Or a stream of ice 

On a fakeX rocket
Just stop it
Earth is only option
Now flat earth is poppin 
You cannot stop it
Check your watches 
Globers watchin 
He played possum 
Gainst Witsit Austin 
Washed and moped em 
This is awesome
Business options
Cog diss to stop em
Bunch of lost causes
Press play then pause it 
Globers lost it
Like Open faucets
Now he’s stallin 
No more ballin
I just farted
The Gas ain’t fallin
That’s retarded 
A bit cold hard
I Talked to arwijn
Then Oakley r’d him 
 it’s Where i started
Played the game on hard mode
That’s just where my heart goes
There’s no r though
I see the the stars bro
We got hard yo 
Yeah Flat earth cargo

February (prod. by CB)

Told the glober to Move over
There’s No rovers On Mars
Or the moon Or the stars
Space is fake
He’s Coping hard
This is fate
We Came this far
This debate?
Yeah This is ours
You got hate 
Up In your heart
All the games
They Fall apart
Watch me paint
Yeah This is art
I took my aim
Yeah This is war
There’s curve down on the floor 
Yeah There’s no globe there anymore 
It’s okay to share your pain 
cause yeah ive been there all before
Join the server to debate 
But this is dancing with the stars
Too much food up on your plate 
The Flat earthers took your lunch 
if You Didn’t watch the tape
Then You’ll got knocked out in round one
That’s just what will comes your way
If you don’t learn about debate
Yeah I was just like you
On the globe back in the day
And i thought the earth was moving
Till i learned that space was fake
Now i know it’s not a globe 
And You can’t tell me about the shape
But You think these buildings move
And that the gas is uncontained
Sad / you never had the proof
You should learn to feel ashamed
Cause You said the curve was there
But then you hopped up in a plane 
Flat earth it took me years
I’m not expecting you to change
Yeah I know it takes some time
And You won’t get it in a day
Now you At the starting the line
And now it’s time to run your race
And The globe is in the past
The Globe earthers in last place
Maaan when you tell the truth 
They’ll throw some shade up in your face
Do not worry bout the trolls 
No They cant get up in your way

Now we in the livestream
Flat smacking every day
And you need to cite shit
Better back up all your claims
I wont take no fallacy
Cog diss em if he plays 
Uh No its not a disc 
Yeah, flat is not a shape 
If i say the earth don’t move 
You’ll get bent all out of place
Uh Take the flat pill 
Yeah do it with some grace 
Don’t get mad at me
No You can’t go to space
Cause its on the tv
Yeah “Outer space is fake”

Space Is Fake

I'm iLLEGITAMITE, ain't nobody iller than me/ You're such an idiot, but still yo I'm killin' the beat/ Everybody stand up,ain't no one better be still in their seat/ except Steven,leave him alone,he's chill in his seat/ How far am I willing to go?Are you willing to see/Chilling at the Goodwill yo when will I leave?!/ When I'm good and ready bitch so kiss my feet/ I'm illiterate,I don't mean that litteraly / I'm just a figament,shit you wasn't meant to see/Branch Dividian,we in it,& we in too deep/ I'm a Degenerate,even more than Ellen DeGee/ Hotter than ice & fire ain't chiller than me...I'm illegitimate, ain't nobody iller than/ Indiscriminate,still living in these streets/ I'm not a femanist,that's FEMA & N.I.S.T./ 

iLLEGITAMITE🎙♠️🚼🚮🚬

Push FE

Yeah, you globers can't stand the pain, globers don't stand a chance
Might as well not say it, i know his play in advance 

Push these globers off me like, "Huh!"
Push these ballers off me like, "Huh!"
Push these globers off me like, "Huh!"
I'm pushin' the snakes, I'm pushin' the fakes
I'm pushin' them all off me like, "Huh!"
Pushin' them all off me like, "Huh!" 

Uh-huh, I be immune to shit 
the want the moon and shit
They all assume and shit 
Know you a joke, flat earth is close
I’m with my goons and shit 
Know the results, the ballot is in and I'm about to boom again 
You funny, dawg
Peek-a-boo, can't hidе behind your keyboard, dawg
A week or two, I meditate, debunking y’all
Swerve, swerve, swerve, shake the curve off, yeah

Push these globers off me like, "Huh!"
Push these ballers off me like, "Huh!"
Push these niggas off me like, "Huh!"
I'm pushin' the snakes, I'm pushin' the fakes
I'm pushin' them all off me like, "Huh!"
Pushin' them all off me like, "Huh!" (Yeah)

Head up, chest out
It's all flat, don’t stress out
Shh! Be quiet, tests out
do a test now, test now, test now

hit the lobby up, they need all the love
I give all my love, I mean all of us
It's like six o'clock, helio already drunk
You makin' it awkward bruh
I mean it's hard enough, I mean it's-

They could prove it even if they could
Pull out the stick, shadows in the hood 
assume a globe pretend its all good
Don't worry about us over here, we good


get off the snap chat
we bought to flat smack
might get ya back cracked 
facts in the back pack
smoke em, that flat pack
3 points cash dat
globe we smash that
its a flat map
check the back snacks
globers ass crack
I wake and bake
you nap nap 

Space DoorDash
Yeah i got the space cash
Shoutout to space rats
Need some space cats
Space race wack
Spray paint it black
Bout to phase back
Yeah they hate that
They say ain’t flat 
But they caint math
Pushin em way back
Push em way flat
They gon hate that
They just pay slaps  
Yeah they pay back
They just stay {in the} chat

Flat smacked him 
ISS crashin 
Math fractions
tv  abstractions 
news distractions 
Land on the moon 
Man that didnt happen
They fooled you dude
Caught you nappin 
discord, Counter culture actions
Might get banned
Catapult your asses
No back words
Might confront the masses
No back doors 
Sat in front of classes 
On my nerd shit
Yeah I wore my glasses 
Globers wanna curve some gases
Meanwhile they ignore the flatness
Bumpy earth like hes full of acne
It wont work, no you cant distract me
These globers, man they suck acting 
CB what - go ahead and at me

Water Hill

flat in this bitch, globe confusion with the drip drop
its flat everywhere and got facts up in my ziploc
flat up in this place, no globe model, that's for Kid Bopz
if you aint on flat earth, you can kick rocks

(chorus) 

Taken off, yeah, globe off, yeah
livestream yeah, everybody here
I'm bringing up air, gas pressure
flat is my fate, the globers gon' hate
The truth I chase, & it don't break
We just killed space, yeah its all fake
facts in the safe, now hand me that tape
Ten toes in the mud, measured earth and its flat
glober dunked on, in his feels and thats facts, ayy
I ain't trying to fight you, too emotional ('Motional)
Now take this flat smack like it's supposed to go
Made it out the globe, had to bounce right quick 
Wonder how I drop out, 
Learn to count like this 
got a folder with no earth curve
where Keep my shit 
hit up a bae first — with a laser 
aint no curve in this bitch okay, I'm flat, ayy

(chorus)

yea globe destroy em
FE toy ‘em
Goyum globe smoking ass nigga 
In the livestream joking 
took his globe like it's stolen 
broke brain cant Focus ass nigga
Pause the bot, we got a caller 
Call up Miggy, he gon' chop his head off
Can't run the game 'round here bruh 
'Cause where I hang - no sphere bruh  
Little nigga, do you got a problem? 
Little nigga, we'll come and solve it 
facts coming it, can't stop it 
We getting to the money, y'all jogging 
good times, represent victory 
Still the same, the globes just dead to it 
A washed-up glerf don't mean shit to me
I'ma surf off the curve, into tiffany 
globers do nothing for me
Unless you leaving vc
where the curve be? 
I'm a flat gang savage
freak globers get smoked just for trying to diss me 

(Chorus)

flats-mac-king

Had to make a song for the globers
they dont even know what they told us
He got flat smacked in October 
It didn’t go as smooth as he hoped for
earth don’t move, didn’t notice
heart gone cold, yeah the frozest
Need somewhere to cry, we got shoulders 
Refraction can’t move mountains
Flat earth move boulders
Kick the 3 points, we got holders 
Midwest winter, it be snowing 
Better wake up need the Folgers 
Got the winning hand no foldin 
The earth don’t move I told him 
Globers stay mad, head exploding
Hold up 
now Flat earth got exposure
all we doin is exposin globers 

Get em Sasha, listen dis
Andy & crypto got fish & chips
Netflix and chillin out with yo chick 
I told her the earth is as flat as it gets 
Once you go flat, we don’t go back again 
Brody saw curve  we laughed right at him  
Flat smacked the glober, got mad, cried and quit 
the globe is all over by the sounds of it 
its a limp dick just like soundlys bridge 
got them cold cuts, might just need a fridge 
Flat earth jab — get some needles quick 
Platform hill house you can clearly see it 
Globers gonna need to concede and quit
evidence but no we aint seen it (nah) 
dirty glober - we cleaned em 
flat earth laser we beamed em 

Shoutout to Dave
Dissin all the fakes 
Globers be slaves 
Stay in them caves
homies got played
Space is all fake
Globers getting paid
Stop the globe Press play
It’s flat up in this place 
Take my facts then I spray 
he fell to his knees, to the globe he prayed 

globers be actin real silly doe 
prolly flatsmacked’d a million 
u goofy’s son, maximillion

globeless freestlyle

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