The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Written by: ohlooktheresabee (@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr and A03)
Narrated by: ohlooktheresabee
Music by: Randomwordsonpaper
Coverart by: alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

Consulting For Christmas Part 1 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

original text:https://archiveofourown.org/works/27964865
written by Jmeelee
Summary:
Derek answers his phone on the second ring.  “What.” No inflection whatsoever.  

“Does the ‘S’ in your middle name stand for Sexy?”

Silence.  Then, “Stiles.”  Still no inflection.  

“I doubt it stands for Stiles, dude.  There can only be one,” he answers in a kick-ass impersonation of The Kurgan.  “But tell me it isn’t, like, Sawyer or Skylar or something equally new-age and white-boy contemporary.”

“How did you get my number?”

OR: 5 times Stiles guesses Derek's middle name +1 time he knows.

Poetry In The Raw

This is a podfic of Just This Once by cyclogenesis (addicted kitten). The orignial work can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32049316

Just This Once

Podfic of the fanfic "Future looks good" by Tails89. Fic is recorded with author's permission. Audio is not for public use or for any other purpose.

Cover/Artwork by S3anchaidh (https://seanchaidh7.tumblr.com/)
Featuring "Future looks good" by OneRepublic - No profit is being made from this audio work

AO3 Tags: BAMF Stiles, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Domestic Sterek is my kink, Spark Stiles Stilinski, Alpha Derek Hale, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Stiles Stilinski Deserves Nice Things, Kidnapped Derek Hale, always happy ending

Podfic (Ao3): https://archiveofourown.org/works/40811832
Original (Ao3): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29729442

2022 podfic

[Podfic] Future looks good by Tails89

Podfic for SpitandVinegar's 'Ain't No Grave (Can Keep my Body Down)'
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5094785
Cover art by www.runawaymarbles.tumblr.com

Ain't No Grave

Ain't No Grave - Chapter 1 - Revelation John

Author's summary (scifigrl47): " The only thing really stopping Tony Stark from attempting to conquer the world is that he wouldn't know what to do with it once he conquered it. He's still pretty sure he could do it, though.

SHIELD's pretty sure he could do it, too, and SHIELD is pretty uncomfortable with that. There's a plan in place, in case Tony makes a try for world domination, or any sort of caped super villainy. It involves Steve. No one is surprised.

This is not that plan. This is a training exercise, involving paint balls.

It might end with world domination, anyway."

kerravon - reader

Phil Coulson Knows Tony Stark's Super Villain Name

"Merlin has never had a secret admirer before so he’s fairly certain this one has the wrong guy." - fuzzytomato, author

Post-it Note Romance

Written by perfect_plan. Original summary: Things haven't been going well for Steve; he lost his apartment and his job as well as still trying to cope with the death of his mother. Crashing on his friend's couch soon leads to something more for him and Clint's roommate, who shares more with Steve than they both would have expected.

Stay and the night would be enough

Written by perfect_plan. Original summary: Steve Rogers moves to a new town and becomes curious about Bucky Barnes, an outsider who keeps himself to himself.

On Your Side

MCU podfic

Hold Me Until We Crumble

Podfic of the fanfic "A Little Push in the Right Direction" by crossroadswrite. Fic is recorded with author's permission. Audio is not for public use or for any other purpose.

AO3 Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alive Hale Family, Alive Claudia Stilinski, werewolves are known, they're like the worst kept secret of Beacon Hills, Understated Mates, i mean what, Magical Stiles Stilinski, Spark Stiles Stilinski, Growing Up Together

Podfic (Ao3): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29148702
Original (Ao3): https://archiveofourown.org/works/7272628

Phil Coulson Knows Tony Stark's Super Villain Name

kerravon podfic

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