One woman's foray into online hookups turns into... well, something weird.

A parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Free Delivery", itself a parody of Celine Dion's Titanic theme "My Heart Will Go On".

See the video here: https://youtu.be/PJTBGgGwQBY?t=20s
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Lyrics

Late at night, you're horny, you're craving release,
Oh, let me be the one that you call
Craigslist 'bots are stupid, like most of OKCupid
Fetlife, Lustlab, hey -- you've tried 'em all

Girls, boys, lips, fingers, rope and toys
Send a pic that's not your dick, or else I'm gone
I'm pro bono; no drama, drugs or dough,
Just tell me what you want and
The topping will go on and on

Scratch my itch, you'll find I'm a switch
Meet my playmates, 2-for-1, dusk to dawn
Safety you must guarantee
Or I'll be peeing when you're gone, and
The burning will go on and on

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