Jordan: Hey guys, welcome to the lit clique podcast.

cue music: "Everyday we Lit" by YFN Lucci ft PnB Rock

Jordan: So this is going to be our lit clique podcast, gang gang and um –

Drew: Pilot.

Jordan: Yea, our first one. And this really just an introduction of how we will operate. And it will really just be a lot of funny stories we talk about with our friends and see what experiences and characters and all that fun stuff. Anything else Drew?

Drew: It’s just going to be a fun time. Our audience will be people around the same age and can relate to our funny stories and interactions that we will be sharing with each other and yea.

Jordan: Maybe we will have more people, as of right now five people and it will be hosted by drew and I with three guess stars and yea *claps*.

Drew: alright peace, guys see you next time. 

cue music: 7 years x Out of my Mind by B.o.B & Lukas Grahman

Lit Clique Pilot

In this podcast friends discuss who would win in a fight to the death between a gorilla and a polar bear.

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Episode 1: Gorilla Vs. Polar Bear 
Drew
Jordan Leon 
Sam
Will
Jordan Lancaster

Cue Music: “Every day we lit”- by YFM Lucci and PnB Rock

Drew- Wait guys, guys, alright so gorilla vs polar bear 
Jordan Lan, Jordan Leon, Sam- Gorilla
Will- Gorilla, polar bears don't have the brainpower
Drew- And you?
Jordan Lancaster- We've been over this, it's all gorrilla in here
Unknown- *burps*
Drew- I don't understand, I am kind of upset that none of you are pro polar bear so we can't discuss it.
Sam- Let's discuss it then. I say polar bear.
Drew- You'll say polar bear? But you do not actually believe that.
Sam- Well I can argue a hecka point when I want to
Drew- Alright then why would a polar bear beat a gorilla in a fight to the death?
Sam- Polar bears have claws and they also have mass advantages 
Jordan Leon- “mask off”
Will- They’re p****** 
Drew- I mean 
Will- Get socked out boy
Drew- Not only does the gorilla have longer arms and they're super strong, and they're smarter, with opposable thumbs, they would just have to win. I feel like I would watch it and the gorilla would have the polar bear in a headlock.
Sam- So a polar bear weighs about three times as much as a gorilla
Jordan Lancaster- Seriously?
Sam- Yeah
Jordan Leon- POLAR BEAR
Drew: No but the thing… It doesn't matter about sheer size, most of it is fat and fur
Sam- But the fat doesn't matter because 
Jordan leon- Okay, okay, that's like saying you're going to have someone like ernie fight kenny. It doesn't f****** matter Kenny’s fat.
Sam- He’s HUGE
Jordan Leon- Does not matter
Drew- But dude the thing is the polar bear can't go up and attack. Only bears can attack while standing. They can stand up but they can not attack because of the way their shoulder blades are. 
Sam- Look up how tall a polar bear can be though
Drew- No it can be super tall
Sam- But like what is the height of a bear
Drew- It doesn't matter because it can't attack while its up 
Sam- What if it plopped down on the thing
Drew-Yeah but that's not even going to happen the gorilla would just move over to the side
Jordan Leon- Yeah but the amount of F****** weight the F******, with all that, B**** is like GAAAAAAAAA, that gorilla is scared at that time. He's not like oh I have thumbs, wow I’m F****** scared though
Jordan Lancaster- Well I mean I might still be scared
Jordan Leon- But that is like me going up to a polar bear and being like UGGGGHHHHH. That's like kenny trying to fight a polar bear actually. Kenny’s 300 pounds and a gorilla is like 300 pounds
Sam- Yeah bro 330
Drew- 350
Jordan- Yup that's pretty much kenny bro...Kenny has opposable thumbs also. And he's pretty much a gorilla.
Sam-NOOOOOOO
Will- Ha you racist
Drew-NOOOOOOOOOO
Jordan Leon- That wasn't racist. NO like he's big and built like a gorilla dude
Jordan Lancaster- soiled it, soiled it 
Sam-Cut
Cue Music: “7 Years” by Lukas Graham and B.O.B.

Gorilla Vs. Polar Bear

Today there are 2 vitial questions; first, If Pinocchio says his nose will grow, how will it grow? Secondly, can fish see water?

*Intro*

Leon: Get ready for this, get ready for this, get ready for this.

Carroll: Alright let's hear this. 

Leon: So, if Pinocchio says, “ my nose will grow…

Lancaster :... will it grow?”, that’s such a true question. 

Carroll: Well, doesn’t it shrink back in the end? 

Lancaster:  Well yea.

Burke:  When he stops lying

Carroll: But who is to say he does say that and then it grows and then he is telling the truth then goes back. 

Welzner: well it’s more context.you know what i mean, like it will grow now.

Lancaster: will it grow after or?

Welzner: will it grow in general or?

Burke: well then it’s not a lie it’s like liable mission. He just left it out by accident. 

Lancaster: Do you guys think fish can see water?

Burke: WHAT!?

Lancaster: Like we can’t see air can they see water?

Everyone but lancaster: yes.

Burke: Because water is tangible

Welzner: well they don’t realize…

Lancaster: well yea they don’t realize it.

Welzner: they live in water so it’s a whole different universe. They don’t, they don’t. 

Leon: they have lenses on their eyes to protect them from the water but they still don’t have the same crispness we have in air though our eyes but underwater. It’s still murky for a lot of them. 

Burke: Yea dude it’s not like they come up here and they can’t see water. 

Leon: they see water. 

Burke:  water is more opaque.

Lancaster:  but like they can’t breath, tell me wrong.

Burke: What?

Burke: What is more tangible than air.

Leon: You don’t have to be able to breath in a substance if you can see it. 

Leon: If i put myself in a fucking…. Fucking million gallons of jell -- like the super clear jell Tuesday has in her room -- if i was put in that, I would be able to see through that just a clear as air. But I would BE SWIMMING IN JELL!! I WOULD BE DEAD!

Burke:  What does that have to do with anything Jordan?

Lancaster: Nah like it made sense but like… 

Leon: It doesn’t matter what substance you’re able to breath in but just because they swim in --

Lancaster: Think about it, lets say you were born in the jell. First of all you wouldn’t be able to breath

Leon:  YOU WOULD BE DEEEAAADDD!!!

Lancaster: Ok let’s say it was some breathable jell. 

Carroll: But the jell isn’t something you need to live.

Leon: Fish can see water that’s the point dude. 

Lancaster: Well I don’t think they can. Will help me out.

Burke: Well you’re wronggggg. 

Lancaster: Bro come on. 
Welzner: Well what do you want right now?

Carroll: Can fish see water?

Welzner: They don’t know they’re in water, they’re just chillin. 

Carroll: Well if they get pulled out the water would they be able to see it?

Welzner: Well they also don’t have brains so.

Carroll: Jordan do you think that?

Lancaster: What?

Carroll: if you pull the fish out of the water they can obviously see the water. 

Leon & Burke: Yes

Lancaster: I guess..?

Carroll: yea so they will be able to see the water.

Lancaster: Wait…

Carroll: Because that’s a different question than can they see water.

Lancaster: So you take the fish out of the water and point it to the water…

Carroll: yea, and you turn it around and show it to the home it will never be going back to. 

Lancaster: for the last 10 seconds of its life. 

Carroll: Exactly. And then --

Lancaster:  I don’t know it’s like …. I don’t know it just don’t make sense.

Leon: well you’re just wrong. That’s the thing. 

Carroll: yea, you’re wrong.

*Outro*

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