Name: Short Kings v2 by little flecks
Duration: 57 s
Description: hi i re-recorded some parts for the tiktok so here it is

Lil secks is one of the best lyricists of our generation.

this ends more abruptly than the time i sexed your mother

I’m not your typical rapper i’m white rapper
So technically i’m your typical white rapper
The distinction didn’t matter though i like having it 
love to think i’m different but i’m quite average 
i’m complex in theory like  I’m pythagrus 
But I only make three points: triangle 
 For example, I brag about inhabiting a gap in the market
that five thousand white rappers you’d find packing your bags at target
Have garnered a following profiting of the topic i talk about often
It’s still a niche i’m rapping about, i promise 
spamming out so many clones of Em, Macklemore nd Logic
I managed to jam up all of the copiers
I guess we’re out of white ink 
I’m so different but being white is my thing
I hate mumble rappers cuz the rappers I like said those guys stink
Even vanilla ice thinks I’m white
we’re like zombies that have plagued the globe 
But we don’t take your brains, we just take your flow 
I play it safely but i’ll say i paved the road
We’re quite literally shady folk 
Sprinkle in a little bit of edgy jokes
In combination with an obnoxious statement how i’m ambonation, an imposter among a generation of pasty caucations, who have said the same thing i’ve saying to a similar canadance. 
If Eminem was gifted then we’re just the wrapping paper

white rapper

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2 of DRB

Additional Help:
Ethan Sandler 2 of DRB

Snakebite as James Franco
Seth as Lee Harvey Oswald

Mixed by Glitchdude

Annonucer - Kamren :)

Adam Sandler’s Series of Rap Battles


JAMES FRANCO
 
VS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD


James Franco Verse 1
I've been caught between movies, but no time for groupies
You don’t wanna trigger me, so use that finger loosely

I bust a move so groovy ‘gainst commies that are screwy
And then I down them smoothly, like Jack Daniels Ruby

I’ll take shot in the dark, and make a hit like the mob
Here's a conspiracy theory, you’re real shit at your job

I’m slaying the theaters, where you run straight into custody
Bud, stick to getting cut, just leave me to cap busting

Speaking of, you got a discharge, I've got a diss-charged
Fighting ‘gainst the hottest man alive, I get it, it's hard

But that's what you get, coming here less armed than me
Maybe we can have a repeat of before and let you leave, dishonorably


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 1
As a method actor, you’ve spent years prepared for this
You’re about to play the role of a lifetime- my bitch

I’ll deck ya, pencil neck, I’m here to run an address
On the track you're super fruity like a Pineapple Express

Yes, I may have missed the prez a bunch, that fact is true
But ask the press, I don’t have as much miss-conduct as you

Groping ‘n acting prudent to students, don’t make me laugh, dude
Now you’re only a class act in terms of class-action suits

You always act like a spastic, you’re always smoking a blunt
I know you’re a math wiz, but it just doesn’t add up

You claim you're respected, but I guess I’ll tell ya something
If you literally got stoned, then yeah, for once you'd be funny


James Franco Verse 2
So be it, Soviet, if I really heard that right now
A sniper couldn't find a better angle than tryin the moral high ground? 

I don't know what your mother was on about, but it's surely pertinent
taking care of you certainly isn't that much of a burden

A defective defector should face da facts, and take notes
You died poor and alone, not making bank next to Franco

There's not even potential to feel sentimental, sending mental patients to
Comedy Central, cause it's a great place for flame roasts

I bothered to show up ‘cause my agent promised top billing
But is it worth your other verse? HA! Just Fucking Kill me.

O.H, take the L, the Dubs been took the same way your grave would
Your ass thrashing was *teeth hitting fork and heavy breathing* so good


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 2
You’re an educated fella, Yale was where you where based in
So question: Who here is known for character assassinations?

I’m no stranger to teacher teasing, but pay attention to who ya facin
You just flunked that verse hard, guy, you gonna sue for defamation?

This douche likes to make music, but can’t face his own tune
And smells a lot like bullshit for the face of Gucci perfume

Got an LGBT award, because his love life ain’t defined, yet
I’ll put a fuckin gun to your head, ‘cuz you should be more open minded

You dealt with North Korea in theaters, and it's real ironic that
We sit in the same Ford, ‘cause I’ve had to deal with a hack, yeah

I’ll sip Coke, complacent with 2nd floor 1st place taken
Face it, the winner ain’t up to a Disaster Artists interpretation

James Franco vs Lee Harvey Oswald - ASSRB

Video release: March 27th

Mason the Nation as Kazoo Kid (video)
Shimario as Kazoo Kid (audio)
RNG as I Like Trains Kid

Written by Oofie, RNG, Mason The Nation, Pixel Chris, DGB, WDRB, CCRB and WAN
Mixed by JordanShowish
I Like Trains’ vocals mixed by Oofie
Beat produced by Beatg33kz
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Kazoo Kid (0:11):
I’m an internet icon who’s rockin the kazoo!
Going up against...wait a minute. Who are you?
Never said a word but stepped to me, is this a joke?
Because you keep getting run over more than you choke!
Would need a mine turtle to compete when you drop a verse
Overused phrase? Undeserved praise? I LOVE IT but worse!
Too lazy to animate? Powerpoint slide will do the job
But judging from your series, it seems you did the flop!

I Like Trains (0:34):
Hey kid. I like trains.
But from me, your creator? Insane.
Like the loco itself, when I’m in the room, the win’s expected
While you went on half an hour to say what message?
You were an instructor, but in this rap, I’m the conductor
Your film got the type of vibes of: “Oh shit did they abduct her?”
VHS like this battle cause you’ve lost and that's that
With everything about my character, of course, I run the track.

Kazoo Kid (0:57):
Your creator went off the Rails, it’s no wonder you like trains
This sociopath mass murders then just says “I feel great”
You’re no Fun! Fun! Fun! A one liner whose maker’s slacking
Was your hospital a highway? 'Cause that's where accidents happen!

I Like Trains (1:08):
Getting ran over was more pleasant than hearing your rapping
Going for the Gould but with the solid lines that you’re lacking
The train is coming closer, best have your seat belt fastened
‘Cause your defeat came before this incident happ-*speeding train sound*

Kazoo Kid Vs I Like Trains - Rap Clash!

Why They Grabbin ft(Q2C)

https://soundcloud.com/user-281624162 ~ Beans

X's & O's ~ Beans

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

Who Won poll:
https://www.strawpoll.me/19658178

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rRyfCelkQewEd7ZCC0o9i5J3xRWX1pP0szzj5VG6cxg/edit?usp=sharing

Iris vs. Iris

hi i re-recorded some parts for the tiktok so here it is

Short Kings v2

SUS!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LITTLE SECKS IS SUSSS!!!!!😂😂😂😂

LITTLE SUS 😂😂😂😂😂 RAP BATTLE😂😂😂😂

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Short Kings v2

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