“You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.”

― M.L. Rio, If We Were Villains

Two empires clash to see which one stands strongest.

Light as Walhart the Conqueror
RNG as Nobunaga
Audio mixed by Mancha
Thumbnail by SPM
Beat prod. by Baghira

Walhart:
A contest? You against me, that's absurd
For conquest? You know nothing of the word
Your namesake was a legend, you never a grabbed a weapon
Japanese Joe Exotic, I'm not feeling threatened
I unified Valm, uprisings, I thwart em
Think I'll faint? I'm out here kicking ass in post mortem
Not a TCG player but I'm one to carry cards
Of course I'll stomp out a kingdom with six guards

Nobunaga:
You're a strong fighter but your leadership is weak
Always betrayed, every commander a disgrace
You've got balls, unlike Excellus to come to me and speak
But this fight'll be more hairy than your general's face
My allies are legends and warriors of every type
If I can't unify this region, one under me will
You're a milk-eyed madman barely worth his hype
Take the gold against a lobster who lacks a hint of skill

Walhart:
Talk about gold when your economy's collapsed
Watch it hit my wolf berg, I'll give this wannabe the axe
No beat in my chest, you can call me heartless
Make your crops rain with blood from your carcass
The will I've harnessed to fight, burns in darkness or light
Your rapping only managed to tarnish the mic
Find out if you're skilled enough to save your own skin
Cause even without my army there's no fight I won't win

Nobunaga:
Hehehe....hahahaha

Rayquaza, take down all who would resist

Shiny Rayquaza:
Back in black, but this time there's no cheat code
Don't need a mega evo, on this beat I'm goin beast mode
I'm sky high, soaring above your forced rhymes
So prepare to be beaten down for a fourth time
How sad this recluse, in his head, all but gone
Your status reduced to an underling of Chrom
Known for ending conflict, I've won this from the start
For the Glory of Ransei, Valm is ours, we depart

Funny Valentine:
From these degenerate dynasties this fight falls far
So prepare to feel the might of this striped all-star
You wish to lack resistance, these misfits are paid in kind
You got stabbed in the back, I've got the flag engraved in mine
Not one to stand back and see my country torn to pieces
So I bring further prosperity with the remains of Jesus
Can't hope to face me, or yourselves for you've got no uniqueness
But before you're menger sponges allow me to state my thesis
Walhart, your iron fisted rule's an insult to democracy
Industrial powers melt your Bronze era to a fossil heap
Nobunaga Oda, an emperor most overrated
Just a lesson in world history, koei just overplayed it
Why'd I involve myself in this war between corpses
Walking over their bodies and beating down reinforcements
Love Train or not, I'll always have the upper hand
So now I claim my glory, all for the motherland

2nd beat prod. by Baghira
Mancha as Shiny Rayquaza
Swizkii as Funny Valentine

Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

Slenderman (Marble Hornets) VS Jean Jacket (NOPE)

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: pacific

Slenderman

Sky traveller. Don’t tread into my territory.
Fly in my forest, but you won’t wanna go lookin’ for me.
Search for more horror mortis, it sure ain’t in your boring story.
You see a balloon then pop, like your name was Gordy.

Slenderman’s the best internet trend. When sent and read, men wet the bed.
A gentleman presented dead in terms of sentiment and jest,
Said to be an eldritch element of the era,
While you think mid-air staring squarely at mares would stir up terror?

I’m a creepypasta, but you’re creepy fettuccine.
I got no eyes, yet you’re blind as hell. Just try to see me.
Though it makes sense they turn away when they’re viewin’ ya.
Don’t mind the suit, I’m just dressed for your funeral.

Jean Jacket

What’s this? Another meal to chomp on?
I guess I’m in the mood for shitty squid ink pasta.
Battle me, you best know that the mic is off
Though there’s no sound whenever this guy talks.

Yuh, let me stop the discussion like a still cloud.
You only kill crowds when your wiki page is filled out.
To get my picture, they gotta set up the GoPro shot.
To get your picture, they boot a session of Photoshop.

Eight pages? Try “Ate up by JJ”
I terrorized the Haywoods, you weren’t scary enough in your hayday
When you’re based off of H.P., I’m less scared of those tentacles,
Expectedly some spectre ain’t special to spar a spectacle.

Slenderman

This Hornet’s buzzing, let’s say you lost your Marble’s, yeah?
Looked upon, but only in shame, like you were Marvelled at.
Faded from naked eyes, so they need to take a picture first.
Yeah, I always win, like I was made by Victor Surge. 

Jean Jacket

There’s no denying I’m the flyest flying saucer
While you’re somehow proud to be the biggest thing from Something Awful?
Stanced up in every shot, like a Keyframe.
All the easier to feasibly whittle you a Peeled face.

Slenderman

Em and OJ really thought you’d get ‘em Oprah?
You’re a space alien, whose airtime’s been all choked up.
Jupe’s Claim screwed your fame, new game the two could play,
Dude named you untamed, who knew you were too raged to shake a toothache?

Two things to note, why call you a UFO?
Bet it stands for “You, Fuck Off.” Bro, it’s time to go.
‘Cause when it comes to NOPE, you sent the message clear,
A daytime horror will turn to night and disappear.

Jupe

Are you ready folks? What you’re about to witness
Is a world spread event known as the Slender Sickness!
But, uh… we heard no flows, just Sony offending victims…
So our next act is something that can…

Jean Jacket (True Form)

Measure the distance…

I am a being that is beyond your comprehension.
While people only ever cringe when your name is mentioned.
Do not fret this, you’re always someone that I pity, though.
‘Cause the only listeners you get come from clickbait videos.

Slenderman

With just my presence, I’m said to be the deadliest,
And I’m compared to this Biblically Accurate Jellyfish?
Ignored by the Oscars, we’re both things people can’t find.
But when it comes to attractions, I’m more wide known to mankind.

Jean Jacket (True Form)

The only time someone over the age 9 knows ya
Is when your stabbing’s cause a lot more than just paranoia.
You’re not worthy enough to be my prey, let alone competitor,
‘Cause stalking children doesn’t make you a real predator.

Slenderman VS Jean Jacket - Rap Battle

i dont wanna do short battles anymore
justgamer is critikal in the tn

here's the lyrics
Charlie Brown
Lined up, now this track is lifted, hand me the beat and your mans will kick it
The black shit on my shirt reminds me of your analytics
They say he looks like Jesus, and I know that some may ask why
It’s cause this dude looks like he turns bath water to bath wine

you smell like Pig-Pen, when’s the last time you’ve done laundry 
I never change my clothes either, but that’s cause I’m a drawing
Good Grief man, how are you and your dildos both 4’ feet
The adults here sound like horns, and you’re also horny

Cr1tiKal
You’re not Snoop Dogg, if you don’t quit rapping
Call this Halloween because you’ll end up with jackshit 
Holy shit you’re so bald, and I know the chat is scared
But click the link below, he’ll get more than a strand of hair

not a Good Rapper, Charlie Brown, the worst ever noise heard
We are not the same, because you did not have a Moist Verse
You have Cancer, Charlie Brown, your life is pretty poor
Got panels like the stages, it all ends on four

scrapped charlie brown vs charlie white shorts demo

Sweeney Todd Vs Patrick Bateman DEMO

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? (*knock knock*) Do you hear the knocking?
Seems I’ve found the house of the Insane Clown Posse
Who waste their time and money to embody circus freaks
And I'll strike down like Nintendo for using Pikmin OSTs

How you fools maintain a smile’s truly a puzzlement
Got too many mental issues for a single clown to juggle it
Balloons are the only blowing up from this Tik-Tok trend
While we have our eyes everywhere… except for on your content

(0:41) Clowncore:
Oh goodness, how tragic is this sad fabric fad’s rapping,
But with that mushroom fixation, makes sense that you’d be capping!
I’m the fungi here, you’re shrouded in darkness like your filters
You only stole the show because you popped the ‘pill’ in ‘pilfer’! (Hoho!)

I exist to bring smiles, but can't tell if you're chucklin'
When you cover that mug like your parents do when you're in public!
Your mind is stuck in empty fields ‘cause you only grow sad
But I could just find the remote and shut you up, tally-hoes mad!

(1:08) Weirdcore:
Caking your unsightly face in paint layers so thick
Yet with all those cosmetics you still couldn’t make-up a diss
You prey on kids, can't evade this when you can't dodge accusations
Tack on a seizure warning for the police lights that are chasin'

I’ll cut out some (paper dolls!) after you’re skinned alive,
How ironic (Ronald McDonald!)’s the one who’s getting fried
But here’s a solution for all the (Trouble!) you’ve been feeling:
Make like a (Worm on a String!) and hang yourself from the ceiling

(1:36) Clowncore:
Audiences stay invested with my discography so splendid! 
And while I rock suspenders, your fans’ accounts get suspended! (Hohoho!)
Clowncore’s the IT factor, spend pennies wise to stay jolly
Fitting these surrealist tick-tockers are addicted to buying dollies (Dalis)!

Thanks for visiting our fun house, but now your luck has run out
Call me Geiru Tornado with how fast I’ve brought this bum down
You should have teamed with Dreamcore, ‘cause it’s nightmares I’m supplying
Now it’s bedtime for this Gremlin, so go to your room and cry, bitch!

Alex M. and Azia as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Written by Nugget, Raisu Battle, Awesome Ayden, BirdJormungandr, ForgottenSon
Additional Writing by Jacobrl99
Beat by Call me Brian 
Mixed by Trakked
Edited by Raisu Battle


Everyone subscribe to Raisu. He is the goat!

Thumbnail by Grasman

clowncore vs weirdcore 2 (Ft Alex M, BirdJormungandr, and Azia)

Trump:
Yo it's Donald Trump coming out my Trump Towers
Bout to show this bitch a sampler of my Trump Power
I don't need my "Politics Beam" to tell you're gonna lose g
Biden may be woke, but your ass is fruity!
This third grade nerd's earned a diss track, punk
Your burns are so bad I turned into pickle trump!
Your series is so bad (believe me) everyone can tell
Shadow wizard money gang! We love casting spells!

Dilly:
Damn, trump, those fucking lines were just the worst 
I'm glad you went before me, after all it's ladies first 
You got mike pence, a condom, and pencil in your purse 
Call me covid 2.0. This bitch ass gon need a nurse 
(Ay ay) lay off the spray tan you lookin like a cheez it 
(Ay ay) heard you wrote a book, i prolly will not read it 
You call me fruity, bitch your verse was a fruit’s ballad 
I'm shitting on this track like you did to mail in ballots 

Trump:
That verse was sick... like COVID. It's not true!
You think you'll win? So wrong. Not you!
No truth was spilled. I will not fall!
When I take your crew and I KILL THEM ALL!!!
Okay so this next line was gonna be about 9/11 but I figured it might alienate my voter base and be a bit insensitive
Mostly alienate my voter base
I don't Obama-care about the rhymes you spat
Anyways, wanna go play Minecraft?

Dilly:
No i will not play minecraft with a fuckin racist g 
I prefer running up bridge when dan is there to carry me 
You make walls cause youre a short lil bitch with small fingers 
I make walls when logged on fortnite, im a raw builder 
I'm not feeling hearing or fearing you im a point taker 
You sound like a mix of casey and a fuckin voice changer 
I'm the creepypasta of the most and now this cunts bloody 
Here's ten dollars for your loss and don't use it as hush money

Dilly vs Donald Trump. FRB In True

SNL Cast Member

man who hangs from cables vs a "man" of cables who hangs

Beat Produced by Dansonn
Badger as Ennard
Grasman as Houdini
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa5duWXbjb5P5qWQYpDWZPQ
Mixed by Grasman

Ennard 
We don’t recognize you… It’s Mr. Houdini, right?
Like the hype around your props…. You will die
Who let you cook with that bowtie? That suit’s shoddy
Ask your wife… a little of me is in EVERY BODY
Your best trick was a fake son? Did he join your dad in getting milk too?
Hang from cables? If your able swap ‘em with a noose *vine boom*
We would’ve stuffed Houdini in the Scooping Room
But this loser’s body to me? It’s useless, dude
You crawl into spaces that your talent fits in?
I make skin crawl when crawling into skin, stealin’ it like this win
Harry’s better off facing off against the Nightmares..
As the both of you get soloed by little kids!
I’m a monster among the streets and in the sheets
Like eyeliner you get overshadowed when compared to me
I never understood why people do what they do
We’ve stolen an identity but didn’t know that you’ve done that too!

Houdini
Come on, come all! Watch me do a trick!
Watch me spit a diss, to this mangled bitch!
Who looks like a kid drew his favorite dish 
And drew a goofy clown mask on top of it!
It’s Ennard, a nerd, who’s terrible with words 
No canonical voice, how could you spit in a verse?
I’m risking my life, every time I’m on the stage’s light 
When you’re on, I’m only risking my eyes!
I’d do anything for my two sweeties, like droppin’ the mic!
The only bitches that you’ll ever get inside of is Mike!
I'm pulling rabbits outta’ hats, you’re pulling gamers out of fnaf 
I’d say your not fire, but you ought a be good at that
Lookin’ like the cables holding my ankles
Went from being in shambles
 to in your final appearance, still well, being in shambles
One of a kind, pyrotechnics and FX, man 
I’m burning you down, call me the cassette man

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BDGR Bites! - Ennard vs. Harry Houdini (Feat. Grasman)

Hello Earthlings! Today in the 22nd AORB, we got the supposed alien, Invader Zim, going up against the other green alien on Nickelodeon from Fairly Odd Parents, Mark Chang. Who'd  abduction the victory? You decide!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1miTY5jL0Y4Ja1l239-nIXLrByddEOt7WGYWBbwoOZow/edit?usp=drivesdk

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