http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2dehvy/battle_round_3_voting_thread_for_judges_feel_free/

well nobody loves Raymond - 
we knew you wouldn't make it this far
so now I don't know what to do with all these akitter bars
man I could play the guitar, a sad song at Ray's funeral
scriptures, Roman numerals - shit, buisness as usual

tonight, Ray left work, home to his beautiful
wife, then snapped wide awake back inside his cubicle
that life's fake - like you in rap, don't front
I can tell by your voice that you're fat and smoke blunts

your bars are like your life, no decent runs
your double time lines are your weakest ones
I hear you slobber on the mic, all teeth and gums
in the neverending fight between your cheeks and tongue

shit, you raspy enough?  Voice ashy as fuck
you should eat cocoa butter and just pass me your bucks
and I'll slide to the finals, you could sit back and chill
since I'm the only one on this half of the bracket with skill

reddit battle R5 - suckaduckunion vs Ray229Harris

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2eeyvf/final_round_voting_thread_for_judges_feel_free_to/

excuse me for a second while I wax Poetic
yea, we miss his wack aesthetic, but relax don't sweat it
his ghostwriter flaked so he said crap, forget it
no cash to buy his bars and he got ass for credit

but I could still ensure his jacked synthetic act's beheaded
decapitate his ass i'm talking axe to neck it's 
a massacre, backpackers little tracks on reddit
get slashed and shredded and cut worse than Max's edits

ya'll notice how he overdubs his breathin when he's rappin, right?
try his verses live and he'd be chiefin on his asthma pipe
he battle like a shook one who knows the outcome
on this beat it'd be obvious who he stole his style from

I would have made the choice to cut his mic if it was mine
I just listened to the instrumental.  that shit was fine.
it's quittin time  - bitch ain't even clock in at noon
that's why I'm talkin bout him like he's not in the room

reddit battle R7 - suckaduckunion vs. Max_Poetic

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2l7bt8/battle_second_round_eight_competitors_remain/

your verse got placed 1st out of 8 while I barely escaped
I think I can fairly state that you're a charity case
the only answer that would fit in with the drivel you spittin
I didn't know you were a victim - I wasn't given a ribbon

I'm sorry, it might be different if you were more individual
and spit some multisyllable schemes that's somewhat lyrical
instead your meaning's minimal, your themes are unoriginal,
seems a little mean that would I cream you at your pinnacle

it's typical, you never got a shot to get level before
I waited one more day so you could revel some more
right now, mike probably rappin in his medical ward
to a bunch of other patients with identical sores

comparing chemical scores, and y'all act like he don't suck cuz this
red band fuckin kid wanna scratch rap off his bucket list?
but for real mike, I hope you're beating that shit
even though you probably only think that you're sick

reddit battle round 2 - suckaduck vs young_mike

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2l7bt8/battle_second_round_eight_competitors_remain/

why do you rap so quiet?  I straight can't remember
oh yea, you share a fuckin room with 8 family members
you bumpkin, country style's never been cool
but you keep biting nappy roots and devin tha dude

like, "nine one deuce, we spittin on gay dudes,
suckaduck's coo, I bet we sniff da same glue"
nah, you sleepy bitch, I hate that wax that you on
hate your hype tracks and your accent "c'muwon"

it's "come on" - you rap like you're bout to fall the fuck out
oh word? a backwoods hick trying to call a duck out?
verses like the most awkward flops you'll ever have
like explaining to Ray why your pops still rocks the rebel flag

you homophobes be home alone swappin chromosomes
yards overgrown, plannin rallies on your mobile phones
that's some shit we don't condone like your vocal tone
i'm sorry your beats can't drown the sound of your broken home

reddit battle round 2.2 suckaduckunion vs young mike

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/2w2yfa/battle_final_round/

Shere Khan's just a facade, and I'm tearing it down
he's more like Hobbes when there's parents around, just there on the ground
used to carry you around, but it's embarassing now
outside this one subreddit, you're shit's nowhere to be found

you ain't even on bing, gotta wade through a bunch of shit first
but you find vids from my PUA days with just a quick search
but it's cool, I'd be spiteful and salty just like you
if you were better at your hobby than what I dedicate my life to

you been postin links in battles ever since the fuckin prelims
I pretend I don't see them like I do with all your PMs
this stalker shit you're on is way outside the battle norms
I turned my Skype on yesterday and saw that fucking lamb with horns

got me going to bed with a gat, tryin to relax settling back
while you struggle with your raps like a kid with a medicine cap
this where the veterans at alright, don't act like you knew better than that
until you earn your stripes, you're just a fuckin regular cat

reddit battle final round - suckaduckunion vs MC Shere Khan

http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/3067rt/cypher_vol_12_2015_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/

most of y'all ain't never heard of my home town
the only rap around is when them festivals go down
but then I found these little undergound scenes
and all their rap CDs they was sent from overseas

mp3s was street like graffiti by the chop shop
Schlachthof and Batschkapp, where I learned to pop lock
top notch - doing Germany right
we would pass around the mic, until almost overnight

I'm at the Grammys blowin up on some Riff Raff roids
sat next to Chris Brown like forget that noise
I look at Breezy with my best Liam Neeson
stand up when I win and I Metta World Peace him

walk up to the stage, mad slow right
smack Nicki Minaj on the butt, grab the mic like
"if you think I wanted this award, you're a fool
I'mma melt this shit down and I'mma make something cool"

MHH cypher - world peace

figured I would use this beat to prove to whoever didn't like it all you need's a groove
first round, we was knee-deep in fools, then I couldn't get their motherfuckin feet to move
for the next battle, I guess we hope for better soldiers
so many flakes this fuckin thread should be soaked with head and shoulders

doctor doc and young mike, y'all some punk type peasants
straight lemons, actin like y'all fuckin grace us with your presence
one of you could have won if you just fart on the mic
for 50 seconds, still better than any bar that you'd write

I mean doc, you were up against fucking young mike
you will never get a pass like that again in your life
i said /u/doctordr, gimme some news
you was like so close to people noticing you

but now I ain't clickin on shit you post, what you spit's a joke like every little bitch I roast
never getting close with the shit you wrote but if you asked me nice, I woulda been your ghost
cuz I got young mike diss bars for fuckin days
check my last 4 verses about him, you'd be amazed

he ain't on my level even if he elevates
how I'm the one in Florida when mike's yard looks like the Everglades?
levitate him one punch in his country bumpkin jarhead, 
Robert Z'Dar head, most of his fams prolly retarded

birdman's at the bottom cuz mirky poppa doc'd him
shit, where I'm from flopping's not an option
unless he OD'd from oxycontin, body rocked with toxins, lots of em
for me it's not a problem, I'd rather mirky breathe that oxygen

and just to fuck with those who couldn't upload their mp3s
I'm paying whoever posted all their verses next entry fees
and yea that means shitty coffee and that other dude
and I don't wanna hear mike, doc, and bird like "suckaduck is coo"

nah, fuck you for not doing something you said you was gonna do.
y'all expired condoms - only stupid people fuck with you
but in the end it worked, the 2 best rappers made the finals
congratulations to the prizefighter that takes the title

this battle shit I don't think Ray missed one before
I guess he finally got too fat to get thru his fuckin door
he been standing in the hallway mad as fuck, outta luck, fat as fuck
try to go in sideways, back it up, watchin all his emails adding up
will he ever get to see em?  nope. his phone's in there too, he's at the end of his rope
reddit shit idle, miss out on posts, as much as you eat, and this how you choke?

MHH Battle 3.5 - Shooting Gallery

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/48f8bl/battle_tournament_6_round_1_judging_nonjudges/

When I first heard this track, I blew a circuit or two
this beat is wack as fuck dude this shit is perfect for you
I mean your pen game is aight, but you can't rap right
and you ain't that bright unless I'm beating you with a MagLite

cuz your bars were lacking impact and your rapping is wack
sounds like you spit that verse durng an asthma attack
then you bust out the dead people jokes like surely it'd hurt
well you're flow's as sketchy as da Vinci's earliest work

How's that, Hand Solo?  Embellished acts, lies you're selling as facts
my girl's ass on a keyboard would hit way more letters than that
but you'd know that with your crossword research, you C-word
and keep your voice up out my ear until you add some reverb

or at least til you can spit a rhyme - or you don't take drugs
cuz those hypochondriac lines you flipped get more play than Drake does
and the fact you writin scrips claimin to go for an hour
lyin coward, both of those are why I'm over the counter 

reddit battle round 1.2 - suckaduckunion vs iwbwikia_

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4919jg/battle_tournament_6_round_2_eighthfinals/

young mike is placing lawsuits on your hype tracks while I lie in wait
got name jokes, you biting fake?  Your shit looks like a license plate
I'm wide awake to this situation:  first round it's board games,
this round it's a second generation Star Wars droid name

what'd you fuck up and put your p-word in the wrong box?
like I did when I made the mistake of making your mom watch?
I'm top notch for a reason - I'll show you how to do multis
you ought to watch how far you stretch your lines when tryin to insult me

you wanted so bad to use "duck duck goose," you fucked up, sleuth
I think a lug nut's loose - your punches sucked butt, proof's
your style: fake as a bum in a wheelchair with scuffed up shoes
with that forced shit that sorta rhymed with suckaduck, fuck you   

spit hate with flame, savage how I make this game tragic, shit
I'd do more than battles if I made the same at it, bitch
if one thing could be added, I would stake a claim and it is:
Ace would vanish on my street like David Blaine's magic tricks

reddit battle round 2 - suckaduckunion vs S2AceJR

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4arc51/battle_tournament_6_round_3_quarterfinals/

I like how I get vindicated while you get villified
even one whole year later all that old shit still applies
they say if you ever kill a guy, never admit it cuz it's ill advised
but when you linked to your own murder... god damn that made me feel alive

I think you liked what happened then / it's got you writing crap again / 
you can't rhyme but call them slant rhymes cuz you type one at the end /
you'll never be champion, of course you're trippin you chicken shit
mention judges, they should factor in your shit just a little bit:

3 corny flips, 2 links to click, some filler bout my mix
tried to predict some crap ain't never happen ALL WHILE LOUD AS SHIT
and fuck your lyrics and the spot your sort of scum imports em from
your opponents take defeat before it's done or speak a foreign tongue

you ain't earn the scores you won, so next verse you'll be forced to front
It has to hurt nobody wants you in the quarters, son
my lack of links and personals show researchin wasn't worth it
for the same reason you ain't moving on - you don't deserve it 

reddit battle Round 3.2  suckaduckunion vs. TheAcidicSpitter

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4n1qck/cypher_vol_23_2016_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/

thanks for the beer man, it's been a minute since I opened up
I broke some stuff and it's one of them times where it's going rough
I know enough to know it's tough to keep on livin right
but I guess I didn't listen or just missed that shit was getting tight
I wish I may I wish I might
find a better way than sleepin in the airport actin like I missed a flight
walked to the beach because they got the free showers
left at 1am - that fuckin mission took me three hours
hit up Labor Ready at 6 and got a vest
they're like Home Depot's parking lot except they got a desk
cash in hand same day bought me a two night stay
at a motel where some ants ate half my chik fil a
torn between tryna turn it around or burnin it down
this is real life - oh wow I'm really learning it now
what I had to do was fight for myself and tighten the belt
nah, I'm lying, I sold drugs and skipped right to the wealth
#shmoneydance

MHH cypher - That Time I was Homeless

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4njzmz/battle_tournament_7_round_1_preliminaries/

at first I thought your username was just a construct of your mind
like you're the Scarecrow and the Tin Man and the Lion all combined
but I'm overthinking it fam cuz you're name's not that hard to define
it's what you whisper to your man when you're getting it from behind

shots fired.  I'm pullin clips to let the bullets rip
MT inside? man I predict you're full of shit
MT text into your punk chest to see who's up next
now every time they see your name everybody will think of buttsecks

no upsets - I'm fuckin eons beyond you peons
the most arrogant shit that I could be on
Me fear no one.  Especially Mr. No One.
the battle rap shogun - takes balls to post, grow some

I believe you be deletin, depletin - it bears repeatin
if you quote a line of mine you're fuckin cheatin you cretin
you could be anybody tryna get back in the game again
I pray to GOD you're Nick Cannon just tryna get some training in

reddit battle 1.1 - suckaduckunion vs. MTINSIDEME

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4njzmz/battle_tournament_7_round_1_preliminaries/

I still can't tell if this a pump fake
sounds like you did that shit in one take in the bathroom on your lunch break, 
for fuck's sake, MT, you know you're up against a great
style cramped like you a day late, waitin to menstruate

you hit the karaoke contest spittin some Drake
gassed up ready to battle - that was your biggest mistake
your homies lyin to you like "man you could win it, you straight"
you fuckin starry-eyed hipster, we get it, you vape

stick to spoken word in starbucks before you get dropkicked
bounce your head off your vespa that you call your "crotch rocket"
choke your neck with your stupid vest with the little watch pocket
you copped with your employee discount from Hot Topic

IBR lining me up with these defective devil's rejects
I deflect these bitches like a reflex no pretext
your arms too short to box with god - call you MT-rex
Hope for Franzson's sake that icee's next

reddit battle 1.2 - suckaduckunion vs MTINSIDEME

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4q241d/battle_tournament_7_round_2_quarterfinals/

the verdict's in - your verses the worst of this tournament
your stupid hip hop pix as formulaic as the words you spit
something about you seems so past tense
you sound like young mike if he had three more black friends

you the type to tuck your ears into your hat and keep the brim flat
on paydays you turn to Riff Raff, prolly even rock his chinstrap
Everlast-ing jobstopper, man you know it's fuckin true
Stan - you know your parents drink because of you

pray like Tupac in your throwback they don't see you get beat bro
please let go of that cheap old juggalo steez doe
even your girl thinks you dress like a pedo
then again, what does she know? she's only 14, yo

I see flows ain't even Franszon's pedigree
he's Swedish, you're name's Cortez, he's more icy than you'll ever be
ben aqui, I cleverly show reddit peeps they destiny
man, fuck this battle or some weaponry.  wrestle me.  best of three.

reddit battle 2.1 - suckaduckunion vs. Icee239

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4q241d/battle_tournament_7_round_2_quarterfinals/

how I predicted half your shit and flipped it before you spit it?
oh I'm homeless homie? you look bout as strung out as your lyrics
tracks need a second visit to the methadone clinic
MHH like pussy and respect - you don't get it
 
so it figures you'd confuse props for me just laughin at you
from your street tabernacle and that bigass adam's apple
to wasting half a battle plus your links and explanations
your trying-hard-as-fuck swag meets my expectations
 
your rhyming schemes ain't got shit to do with price of rice and beans
you can't tell between cypher themes and real life it seems
you're like Vanilla icee's peen, cut off at the balls
and made into a puppet that's voiced by Paul Wall
 
fuck all y'all - face to face you wouldn't do shit
I didn't post my true pic but you look like a used Q-tip
you're the new kid overdosing on being homophobic
I'm the one predicting, you just actin like you know shit

reddit battle 2.2 - suckaduckunion vs. Icee239

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4rsy6r/battle_tournament_7_round_3_semifinals/

it's about to be Halloween in Calgary, these noobs in costumes out for me
but I'll be kickin demons out for free to get the gold like alchemy
the way I'm ousting these possesions is I stick a hot blade
in whoever hears your sentences and says "he got game"

I should be huntin haunting presences like Ichabod Flame
instead I'm googling references from your shitty quatrains
Mr. Robot-flow, you can't import swag into your circuit boards
furthermore, nerdcore's a style that we've all heard before

verbose thesaurus overdose, word salad coast to coast
no mystery yo, this case is open/close, I hope you know
this tournament's a prison - you get in and get past a round
I listened to your battle and learned Ritalin has a sound

but I ain't mad at y'all bars puttin the ADD in Adderall
but I'd rather get kicked in the sack of balls than hear you rap them all
after all this is a lesson I might teach you
you sound like a black comic's impression of white people.

reddit battle 3.1 - suckaduckunion vs. HeadHaunter

bar shaped open hand slaps

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4rsy6r/battle_tournament_7_round_3_semifinals/

I'm not the toughest contender, some of  the judges remember
but you're a fuckin pretender, I don't need luck cuz I'm better
aside from creative writing class, you ain't got much skill
and you ain't rubbin my nose in shit - you busy rubbin your own in them crushed pills

and fuck your puns and metaphors similies synonyms, your syllable game's soft
ain't rippin my name but you're spittin the same shots as all these pitiful gamecocks:
ripped from a plain cloth, drippin with lame sauce, and you still missed cuz your aim's off
readin your weak pooetry to a beat and emceeing ain't one and the same, boss
 
when did rap go back to only rhyming two bars
with no internals?  standard settings like a new car
I'm flowin circles round you while you readin off of cue cards
at least now we know when your ghost is writing and when you are
 
cuz some of your previous shit was more devious with-- nope, that's wrong
everything dope on your soundcloud page is others' reposted songs
none of them tracks you're on - so it's funny you dissin my catalog
when you're the travelling vagabond we all felt bad for and said you could tag along

reddit battle 3.2 - suckaduckunion vs HeadHaunter

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4u6xcp/battle_tournament_7_final_round_championship/

I'm certain you're beta-testing styles while searching for the perfect version
clearly still workin on that cadence thing you do to cram more words in
that speed it up shit sounds good in your head but you ain't rappin that hard
I'm over here listening like hashtag traffic jam bars

I've been knowing for days I'd be throwin you shade. stop and go flow prolly shows up on Waze
let's see LL try and go at my name.  it's cool J, I'm ready for more of the same
alone on your phone, post flows with a click, balled up like a fetus, elbows to the dick
actin like you know what the formula is - well it ain't cst2006

what that means it's manufacturer's talk - when the lab you spawned in planned your grand unboxin
your frame came with that number stamped across it, just a few digits off from Asher Roth's
the truth is, with all you new kids the shoe fits.  TwoEllz?  I give two shits about you, bitch
what I think is go back to the blueprints, better tighten up or ya name will mean Loose Lips

pussy.  your angles stink - I think that shits disgusting.
only thing I fuckin hate worse than links and skits is nothing.
MHH supposed to be a place for ignorant men to grow up
but sometimes it's like that awards show where 100 fake Eminems show up

reddit battle 4.1 - suckaduckunion vs. cst2006 (TwoEllz)

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/4wk60x/battle_tournament_7_final_round_judging_nonjudges/

to be fair, that youtube stuff I forget that it's there
till one of you squares goes back to freshman year and posts it on here
to find my old stash you had to do mad searches and go creepin
but to find your worst shit, we could just sort by most recent

you post links and rap like performance ain't important.
I spit this before work that means I smoke TwoEllz in the morning
angles corny and boring as your recordings
verses like split dutches because they lack the middle portion

so much filler, your style should be called bubble rap
no internals, multis, none of that, TwoEllz got two shots - the double-tap
and why your verses look like genius annotations?
if you can only spit a line when you explain it, you should change it

research on me was sloppy - you can't even write properly
bibliography and glossary was longer than my biography
get your private eyes off of me now that the book's wrote
and thanks for all the links, but this time you're the footnote

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