Have you ever been so drunk you timber like a tree? Find out why lube is just like Chapstick, and how you can sleep while driving. The guys discuss their weekend shenanigans… Rico learns what a cake walk is, Augie explains what makes sperm go wild, and Isaiah talks about news he doesn’t know.

Episode 34

The guys grill their new quest, Aaron, on how he lost his virginity and what is considered average on the 10 point hot scale. Augie and Isaiah give their compliments to the drink Mangria as they took it for its test run on Friday night! Find out what the 35 things a married couple must agree on, and who on the show doesn’t agree.

42: I’m a Giffer

Join Augie, Isaiah, and Rico as they recap the 2014 Grammy awards. Find out what they said about Taylor Swift dancing by herself in the audience, Pharrell's hat, and why Rico does not like "love". The guys also showcase a new up and coming band called Rainbow Kitten Surprise. Hope you enjoy!!!

52: The GRAMMYs

Isaiah recounts all the excruciating details of his Atlas Race from this past weekend, making everyone feel out of shape and worthless! Listen, as the guys share their thoughts on girls kissing, the ideal club night, and the big reasons why guys break up with girls. They wrap up the talk with the Japanese tourists opinion of Americans.

56: Dugout

With a new game in this episode, Augie welcomes Isaiah back along with Tony and Rico. Augie goes to Vegas and tells us his stories about the Lana Del Rey concert, him interviewing drag queens, and his experience at Ross. Tony chimes in with his weekend trip to Coachella and Isaiah does the news.   

63: Gentleman

This week, Augie and Isaiah welcome back Darcy and catch up with Noel. Augie and Noel talk about their upcoming college graduations, including Augie’s plans to win back his family’s affections from Patreece. Melissa’s birthday party causes mayhem for Augie, but also lets him show his true colors as a perfect person, as well as his pasty-cutting skills. Isaiah talks about current news like super mosquitoes and corporal punishment in schools, and Darcy finds a study that validates her opposition to red meat. Lana Del Rey proves that her depressing songs are based on real life, and Augie takes his whiteness to a new level by discussing LA Kings hockey. Tune in for all of this and more.

72: Shot Glass Pasties

This episode is a continuation from episode 75. This podcast begins with Rico getting shy talking about drooling. Isaiah chimes in about his drooling story, but that leads into disk golf. Everyone is in awe about the guy who can put his pants on with no hands. Also, Isaiah and Darcy do the news.   

76: Continued

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Darcy welcome Marvin back to the podcast, and catch up with him on the progress of he and Augie’s relationship. Augie discusses touring greater LA to market his impressive roller skating skills. Darcy shares a story about having her boyfriend dye her hair, and the mayhem that ensued. Isaiah reports on a couple having a lot of fun on top of Chipotle, and a groupie’s experience with Drake. Darcy educates everyone on the dangers of caffeine powder, and shares a study on jealous bitches and the color red. Isaiah, Darcy, and Marvin end the show with a celebrity guessing game, topped off by the smooth sounds of Augie Lopez’s singing. You gotta hear this!

77: Breast Size

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Darcy are joined by town pariah Rico and long lost soul Rodolfo. Rodolfo tries to catch up everyone on how he’s been, as well as he can. Augie takes everyone down memory lane and gives updates on what his old high school friends are up to nowadays. Augie calls his mom to discuss her forays into pie baking contests and all the success she has had so far. In addition, Augie tries to convince her to go to culinary school and for his dad to buy a food truck. Everyone tries to guess the throwback jam and Rico gets mad when Darcy wins. Isaiah discusses current events, such as Panic! At the Disco’s response to a parody by the Westboro Church, and the father who nearly killed his son’s molester. Darcy talks about a Taiwanese woman who went blind from wearing her contacts, and reveals how unnatural her favorite summertime treats are. To close, everybody gets into a heated discussion over who pays for the first date and how. Tune in for all this and more. 

78: Where Are They Now?

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Darcy are joined by Patreece and newcomer Xavier, who mesmerizes everyone with his life experiences (especially Augie). Darcy goes on a rant about Fox News personality Geraldo Rivera and how horrible of a person he is, and everyone else puts in their two cents. Isaiah informs everyone of the next sex superdrug. . . and the ebola virus. Darcy relates a news story about a police standoff to volleyball, and reports the story of a misguided text that has a silver lining. Augie ends the podcast with his smooth voice covering The Romantics. Tune in to hear all this and more.

79: Marijuana Orgasm

This week, Rico rejoins Isaiah and Darcy for Augie’s review of a local women’s seminar. Augie also shares he and Melissa’s experience as the best dancers at the Latino caucus, and their run-in with actor Edward James Olmos. Everyone gets the Good Word, after which Darcy shares some news about the perils of genetic testing kits, and how psychopaths break up with their girlfriends. Isaiah talks about how crowdfunding made one guy some serious cash, and sheds new light on the John Travolta gay rumors. Adam calls in to gives this week’s NFL analysis and shares his fantasy football picks, then Augie ends the show with some new Loud Whispers. Listen for all this and more, plus new karaoke.

87: So He Thinks He Can Dance?

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Darcy are joined by Angelo and Jack, as they discuss the experiences everyone has had emailing or texting the wrong person. Augie gives the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm after the break. Darcy reports on the new font made for dyslexic people, and a mass sterilization that went wrong. Isaiah talks about a model who had some bad luck while train surfing, and Spotify’s response to Taylor Swift pulling out. Everyone plays the 8-bit game, then Augie closes the show with new Loud Whispers. Listen to hear all this and more.

96: Wrong Person

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Darcy are joined by the one and only David Lopez. David talks about his last day of work before retiring, and what he’s been doing with his free time. He also asks Augie to talk about the last time he cried, to which Augie complies, because a son has to do whatever his father says. Augie then discusses a credit card lie that his mom told him as a little boy, that he went on believing for a little too long. Everybody takes a stab at the holiday-themed Throwback Jam, then listens to the also holiday-themed Good Word with Mr. Rhythm. In news, Darcy counts down the most dangerous holiday toys of the year, and shares big news for Stevie Wonder. Isaiah reports on the gamers who were robbed while standing in line for a new release, and the best text message story of all time. Later, Augie closes out the show with new Loud Whispers. Listen to hear all this and more.

98: Naughty Otters

This week, Augie and Darcy are joined by Patreece, Cynthia, and Tony, in lieu of Isaiah during his bye week. Together they discuss unorthodox feelings about pizza, as well as a new workplace bathroom story. Augie gives the audience hints for this week’s Throwback Jam, and enlightens everyone with the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm. Darcy brings class back to the news segment, discussing a recent Kiss Cam incident, why big butts are healthy, and a daft mistake Play-doh made with a new toy. The show closes with new Loud Whispers and more opinions. Listen this week to hear all this and more.

101: Ben Wa

Just the three amigos. On this episode Augie, Isaiah, and Darcy talk about Suge Knight getting arrested, sleeping naked, and a 173 lb pitbull. We also exchange stories about this past weekends festivities. 

108: If I had a dollar

Join Augie, Isaiah, and Jack as they talk about the movie Furious 7, Johnny Kemp passing away, and Selena Gomez. Augie shares a story with the guys and tells them about his visit to The Art of Shaving and also tells them how much he spend on candles. YES candles. They talk about what you should bit into in life and Augie does the news this time. Take a listen it is a short and sweet one. 

113: Just Got Paid

Take a listen to Isaiah and I as we comment on the events that happen at the BET Awards. 

122: BET Awards Special

Matt joins the gang again on this episode. Courtney tells us a story about how she confronted a girl for being rude at taco bell. Courtney also talk about the accidents that happen during the 4th of July and more in the news. 

127: The Bell

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by young gun Sam. Sam fills everyone in on his lengthy 16-year comedian autobiography, from his earliest beginnings to the way Courtney used candy to lure him into Augie’s home for the podcast. After Augie delivers the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm, Courtney reports the latest on the Cecil the Lion aftermath, and how it has affected her life. She also delves into her experience at the worst Kenny Chesney concert ever. Augie closes the show with some freestyle Digital Confessions. Click Play to hear all this and more.

128: Young

This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by Matt, who has been newly anointed as a recurring member of the podcast. Augie discusses some exciting news about his community college broadcast class, then shares a related annoying story. After the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm, Courtney reports on some news about horrible parents, then shares her childhood account of her own parents using the same strategy on her. She also talks about the only time she watches the local news: when it rains in Los Angeles. As always, Augie ends the show with new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more.

134: Minor Celebrity

This week, Augie is joined again by shoulder angel Melissa and shoulder devil Rico. 

137: Melissa Steals the Show (and Hats)

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro continue recapping the holidays and the end of 2015. They have a lively discussion about sports households, and how to live when spouses have different teams. In the news, Courtney reports on El Chapo’s latest capture, Bill Cosby’s continuing legal woes, and Ashton Kutcher’s idyllic lifestyle articles. Listen to hear all this and more!

149: Immaculate Conception

This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro are joined by executive friend Jack. Courtney comes back on the show to talk about the horrors of being a parent, and Isaiah can’t wait to punch a teacher. Everyone learns that McDonald’s kale salads are unhealthy, and some medical professionals just can’t control their junk until the surgery is over. Augie ends the show with new Digital Confessions. Listen to hear all this and more!

152: Keep Calm and Carry On

This week, Augie, Courtney, and Ro talk about past and current sexual histories, and why men who do housework get laid. Ro shares an amazing McDonald’s story, and Augie informally discusses his Superbowl Sunday. In the news, Courtney talks about Kanye West’s mentally instability and a real-life Doogie Howser. Listen to hear all this and more!

154: McScuse Me, Bitch

This week, Augie and Isaiah kick it with Rico and Melissa. Augie and Melissa talk about their first time at a silent disco, then discuss everybody’s thoughts on the gay ear. Everyone gets an eye-opening as they learn about each other’s jealousies of the opposite sex. Rico keeps validating why everybody thinks he is weird. Listen to hear all this and more!

158: Silent Disco

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Fundraiser for Fresno State National Veterans Fraternity
Support your troops!

Friday September 2, 2016
$20 presale, $25 at the door

Mother Mary's Italian Restaurant
1345 N. Willow Ave Clovis, CA 93611

https://www.livemusiccity.com/event/3693
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Stand Up Comedy, Fundraiser, Fri. Sept 2. Fresno/Clovis

Adult Japanese diaper trends, the rise of hillbilly porn, and getting caught in the act. Our friends tonight are Eric, Rico, and Patrick along with our two silent fluffers. 

Episode 1

Bleeding while getting a hair cut, confidence when having sex, cleaning your room, and the news with Isaiah.

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Episode 7 - Bonus

Join Augie, Isaiah and friends as they take a dive into everyday topics with all the love and tenderness they would show your mother. It's time to look at the world differently and they are aiming their seasoned eyes on todays news, tech , movies, comedy and pop culture. Let them know how they are doing and join their conversation.

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