CALL

Free Download

Charli xcx ft. Billie Eillish - Guess (Galo Remix) [bongo mix]

One Assassination Under God - Chapter 1

Sacrilegious

Nod If You Understand

STREAM & DOWNLOAD: dramaclub.ffm.to/shellshocked

SUPPORT @officialhonu
www.twitter.com/Official_Honu
www.instagram.com/official_honu

SUPPORT @dramaclubrecs
www.facebook.com/dramaclubrecs
 www.twitter.com/dramaclubrecs
 www.instagram.com/dramaclubrecs 
www.bit.ly/DramaClubYouTube
 www.twitch.tv/DramaClubTV

HONÜ - Block

By Carl Butterfingers, ESEF News

BREAKING NEWS: In a scandal that has rocked the music industry, or at least the three people who still care about credits, a man was apprehended last night clutching a Best Producer award that, shockingly, did not belong to him. The suspect, known only as "Dava," was allegedly the ghost producer for Doctor Printer, the drum and bass superstar renowned for his iconic releases of stylized Instagram photographs with his hands in the air and pre-recorded sets that move crowds to tears.

Our investigative team revealed how Dava the Ghost Producer slipped through the industry’s so-called "security measures", all thanks to Bobbi "The Gatekeeper" McAllister, the self-proclaimed "arbiter of real music" (who, it turns out, couldn’t spot a ghost producer if they haunted his own playlist).

When pressed, he added, "Also, I was at a rooftop party when I listened to it. The bass sounded great over the speakers, so I figured, ‘Why overthink it?’"

Sources reveal that the award was mistakenly given to Dava after the jury, comprising of two Spotify algorithm engineers and a man who once DJ'd at a wedding, believed that the people who actually create the music should receive the credit.

"This is an outrage!" declared an anonymous industry insider (who may or may not be Doctor Printer's publicist). "In today's music landscape, producing a track is the least important part of being a producer. What matters is owning a UK passport, a small family loan of £1 million, and a farm of Eastern European ghost producers working in shifts to launch your album on mainstages while you post gym selfies."

Doctor Printer released a statement: "I am shocked—SHOCKED—that anyone would think I don’t make my music. Next, you’ll tell me my Instagram poses aren’t spontaneous. I stand by my artistic vision, which is mostly pointing at the crowd and occasionally tweaking a filter knob."

Award Jury Spokesperson: "Look, we just assumed the guy with the laptop was the intern. Our bad. We just work here." Or we were just doing our jobs?

Dava: "I just wanted my mum to be proud of me for once." (He was last seen applying for a UK visa.)

When the jury mistakenly gave Dava the award, Bobbi the self-appointed guardian of "real music" was shocked, not because the wrong person won, but because he didn’t even know Dava existed.

Wait, there’s a real producer behind Doctor Printer?" Bobbi reportedly asked. "I thought he just, like, vibed in the studio while his team did the work?"

When reached for comment, Bobbi simply said: "Look, if Dava had have just tagged me in an Instagram story with 🚀🔥💯, maybe I would’ve noticed. But no, he had to take the hard road. Amateur mistake. The award needs to be revoked."

After the scandal broke out, Bobbi tried to spin the narrative: "Look, ghost production is just collaboration with extra steps… and money… and no credit's Dava should be grateful for the exposure!" He then allegedly offered Dava a consolation prize: a repost on his "Underrated Gems" playlist (which has 47 followers, 12 of whom are bots).

The Bigger Problem: Why Was Bobbi in Charge?
Sources reveal Bobbi’s qualifications for being a gatekeeper included:

- Owning a pair of "studio-grade" headphones (that he mostly uses for podcasts)
- Once getting a co-sign from a DJ who later turned out to be a literal ghost (long story)
- Using co-working spaces, paid for by his trust-fund
- An unwavering belief that "if it charts, it’s art"
- An unwavering belief that all his friends will chart

Meanwhile, the scandal has ignited a firestorm in YouTube comment sections, where armchair critics are doing what they do best: comparing everything to something else.

This is Carl from ESEF News reporting, reminding you: if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.

Mirror

Buy link

ESEF

Presave

BILLAIN & MAGNETUDE - GLASS FORTRESS

//artists
@hackwaves
instagram.com/hackwavesdnb

//label

facebook.com/Eatbra1n
twitter.com/eatbrain_now
instagram.com/eatbrain

HACKWAVES makes a thunderous EATBRAIN debut with ZERO DAY, a four-track EP that detonates with collaborative firepower from WIGUEZ, MODERATE HATE, and MIDNIGHT CVLT. Crafted for the label’s ever-hungry horde, ZERO DAY delivers a relentless sonic assault — fusing aggressive neurofunk energy with cutting-edge sound design to infect dancefloors worldwide like a digital virus unleashed.

GET IT

Hackwaves & Moderate Hate - Arrika

//artists
@audiofreakcult
instagram.com/audio_snake_pit/

@akovmusic
instagram.com/akovmusic/

//label
facebook.com/Eatbra1n
twitter.com/eatbrain_now
instagram.com/eatbrain

With the dissolution of the heavenly accords, war had erupted between the divinities of the cosmos. No longer bound by the sacred oaths of creation that had bestowed & guaranteed their domains of influence, the very nature of creation was ripe to be taken and reshaped by those of particular divine ambition. Indeed, with the loss of the heavenly accord came a further prospect for those of mortal blood. No longer bound by the circumstances of their birth, any who could slay a god would now rise to divinity in their stead.

Thus it was that two storied mortal shapeshifters now stood united against the banal cruelty of the god of machines, slicing their way through the mass of metal that had once made up its immortal visage. The great bear rent through the alloyed skeleton of the god with ease, whilst the mighty serpent coiled itself around the construct god’s vulnerable joints as an inescapable adversary. As the divinity stumbled, the two shapeshifters combined their might to decapitate the behemoth, severing the connection between body and processor and freeing the divine spark within. Yet neither shapeshifter sought to claim the spark, for theirs was a different mission of faith. They had sought out to kill Gods, not become them, and there were many more foes still yet to fall.

Audio and AKOV unleash their latest cataclysmic collaboration with DEICIDE, a single that delivers the full might of their arcane sonics upon the fervent ears of the EATBRAIN horde.

Written by
Gwen Kubik

Deicide

EATBRAIN 219 // Audio & AKOV - Deicide

WE ARE CHAOS

PAINT YOU WITH MY LOVE

CALL

DIOZ

Recent comments

Mica Burrill

Related tracks