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freshy kanal as chucky 
spidey fam as pinocchio

written by dilly, swoldow, shimario and special inquisitor rayyan
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by insanebeatz
art by wan and nooby
cover art by micah
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Chucky vs Pinocchio - Rap Battle! (2021)

WATCH THE FULLY ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQ4xZ_-ng

Michael Malconian as Shaggy
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo

Crazy Dave:
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbour ain’t spitting peas 

Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts
Everyone can tell this shroomhead is a zero (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack!
Freeze.

I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie 
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is

I’ve been known to help lazy neighbours in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T!

You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!

Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em 
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct - man, are you challenging me? 


Crazy Dave:
I think you’ve made your point. You’ve got enough cash.
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but jinkies
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!

Listen, Stinky - all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode - why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Shaggy:
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!

Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars - Hannah-Bar-Bearer
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave - like you did Michael Jackson

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Cover Art Designed by Eddiefrb
Shaggy & Dave Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal & Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Shaggy vs Crazy Dave - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal’s King Dice vs. Oogie Boogie feat. McGwire & Chase Beck

Happy Halloween! Again! Today we have a surprise matchup that's going to catch a lot of you off guard, it's the titular character from Bram Stokers classic novel, Count Dracula, against the anti-hero of the Mario universe, Wario! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Wario
Freshy Kanal as Count Dracula

LYRICS:
WARIO:
It’s good to be alive, says-a-me on your street
Count on me, I’ll make a bloody mary of this beat
You’re getting long in the tooth like your movies
They call me wah, but the hood call you dookie
Your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor
You went from a bad soldier to Bram Stoker
Without the blood in your body you’re just a sham poser
Whatchu seduce the ladies for when you lack boner
You got charged for your deathwish (wah)
Dimes carved out your necklace (wah)
I munch on garlic for breakfast (wah)
One fart and you’re dead bitch
Ask the kingdom, I wear the crown in this race
You can’t hypnotize deez nutz to stay out of your face
I’m revving up the motor when the track’s hittin
I could beat your ass in tennis, call that bat-minton

DRACULA:
Cool mustache, Stalin
It’s Dracul straight out the coffin
Now it’s my turn to kill the mic
You’ll place 2nd, turn your road into a Silver Mine
I remain the craziest blood sucker, 
I’ll turn Daisy to the tastiest gut supper
And I make the whole neighbourhood shudder, 
The only jokes you crack are straight from your butt, plumber
I’m rocking in my castle cuz I’ve always been invited
You couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
And let’s be honest, lookin at your bare bones
No one wants to see your full moon, Wario Werewolf
Your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention crap
I’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
I would slice you like meatballs in your spaghetti
But it seems Elon Musk butchered you already

WARIO:
You think you got the crowd, but I can get louder
I’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
To save the princess I’ll rampage your Romania
While you just prey on girls #cancelvania
Ram wood in your heart and then Wario take treasures
I’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
Got no friends, so there's no one to miss you. 
even your reflection got up and ditched you

DRACULA:
I’ve no need for your fortunes as I feast on your organs
as I fill graveyards with corpses as I leave kiddies as orphans 
And don’t get your witch in our clashes
When I ignite the mic, I turn Ashley to ashes
While I stay immortal, I watch your mushroom crowds burning
Where’d you get the dub from, Olympic Couchsurfing?
I’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
Tried to shoot your shot with Daisy but doh you missed!
I’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
You’ll stay in the shadows, sucking Mario’s asshole

Beat By: JeeJuh
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Freshy Kanal - Money Heist vs. The Wolf of Wall Street (feat. Keyblade & Gridline Studios)

Originally uploaded: September 22, 2021

garbageGothic as JaidenAnimations
RaccoonBroVA as Patchy The Pirate
Written by Serena, Mason, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Produced by Kustom
Mixed by Serena
Beat Re-arranged by Serena
Art by Nooby

Patchy:
Argh Potty look what we have here! (What Patchy?)
The Youtube version of a slimy buccaneer
It’s ironic that she acts all high and mighty
When she got her fame from minecraft YT
You walk the plank, Jaiden? Cause you sank, Jaiden
Nowadays you only care about your bank, Jaiden
Face the facts, Jaiden, you’re just the net’s next fad
Another faceless personality behind a sketch pad
Made a song opening up, ironically left your rep erased
Even boyinaband couldn’t help your case
Squarepants my hero, second to zero
Watching your videos make me feel like I’m in limbo

Jaiden:
When I was young, of course I watched a lot of cartoons
But it seems that one of them just had a couple parts loose!
Luckily I had to skip the whole “contacting” hassle
Because guess who decided to show up to rap battle?
Patchy the Pirate! Raspy the Parrot!
About time I leave this fake pirate silent!
Nickelodeon wanted you to escar-go
Then they replaced you with the P Star Show
Your relevance and your career is deep in the sea
After listening to your verse, it’s easy to see
You should’ve stayed praising Spongebob by your shrine
After this, you’ll need 2 pints of Moonshine

Patchy:
I thought you’d pack more heat for an Arizonan resident
But I guess you’re used to being burnt out and it’s evident

Jaiden:
Even with your spare foot, you can’t step up to a pro trainer
I’ll speedrun this battle, leaving your ship wrecked is a no-brainer!

Patchy:
Tried to rise above the dirt but you’re the thing you’re afraid of
Shilling out Samurai Buyer like “JAIDEN BETRAYED US!”
Went from relatable story times to complaining and playing games
Even this pirate can’t get on board your ship with James

Jaiden:
With that raspy voice the Captain couldn’t keep a Hook on the beat
The only thing that Patchy needs to patch now is his teeth
All those dreams of meeting Spongebob? You can forget em
I’m finished rapping against this phony, ARI! GET EM!

JaidenAnimations Vs Patchy The Pirate. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. GarbageGothic And RaccoonBroVA)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Michaela Laws as Queen of Hearts
Cami-Cat as Wicked Witch of the West

Queen of Hearts:
I am not amused, nor am I entertained;
If I want a broom, I'll fetch the maid
To sweep up this wizard of oozing the moment they forecast a spell of rain!
I've been reigning non-stop; you're a coward
who waited with monkeys on top of a tower,
So now you've a stench like some Jabberwocky droppings,
how about you be a doll and go pop in a shower?
Your Hatter is Madder than usual;
that whole traffic cone cap, you don't suit at all!
You can't value your head; you're so damn executable,
even came dressed for your funeral!
Now, here's the hottest tea you could fill a teapot with!
Went from modesty to the Scary Poppins!
You're the one broad who can stand next to Harry Osborn and look lots more like a Green Goblin!

Wicked Witch of the West:
You've dealt a bad hand with those atrocious rhymes, so hit me!
Man, I'm wicked, but your tyranny's not going to fly, my pretty!
This time, the witch will do the burning! In a rap battle, I flame non-stop
With the fire to make you Krispy when I Snap, Cackle, and then Pop off!
Alice should give you the bottle instead;
you need a shrink, since you're off with your head!
Like a rose, I can paint your whole body in red,
but they ain't got an axe that could chop through your neck!
Step to my pentagram, with a pen in hand;
cue the temper tantrum - you're a petty brat!
It's so funny your country is named so apt:
I'm wondering if your punches will ever land!
Don't ya come for my monkey huntsman,
when you're undercut by a munchkin husband
Who frees citizens from your dusty dungeon!
He's Tweedle Dinky; you're the Tweedle Dumb one!
I'm surprised that crown even fits at all;
you looked less round on my crystal ball!
Shut that pie hole amidst this brawl,
before somebody might trip and fall!

Queen of Hearts:
I get the crowd loud when I'm picked as a spitter!
Bring the house down; you'll get squished like your sister!
Finish foul-mouthing, freak frivolous fibber,
Or have it gouged out like it is a tongue-twister!
Who is the most inconsistently-written whack villain in fiction?
I think it's the fraud with the slippers.
Is that fake wizard your dad, or a fling that you kissed then? You Freudian slipper!
Don't toy with me, bitch!
I got a kingdom: I run unopposed!
Your soldiers rejoiced when you split!
It wasn't a secret they hated you; doesn't take much to go under that nose!
You look like an ugly Fiona, except you've been stuck as the ogre; just make a potion.
And it might've been fine in 1939, but in today's climate, you're still aquaphobic?
NO NO NO! That's not how I wanted it!
Throw those roses and plant me some poppy seeds,
'Cuz I'd rather nod off to sleep!
You may defy only gravity, not the queen!
How wicked, it's your bitter end!
There's no fake-out; after this, you're dead!
Let us sing songs while she's ripped to shreds!
Off with - ding dong, THE WITCH'S HEAD!

Wicked Witch of the West:
There's no lady as lazy as Bridget is.
If you could, you would probably make the flamingo spit!
Going through hoops and you're still never winning this,
and you aren't getting past me; I'm no Wicket Witch!
Governed by hearsay; your man should abort ship!
Don't hear what he says: it's kangaroo courtship!
"My pretty" is simply too generous; you are my "hideous-blob-on-the-brink-of-divorcing"!
How bizarre, with a thousand of lousy guards,
all I'd lose is a round of hearts!
No twister to rip her grounds apart;
I could huff and puff to down your house of cards!
You and that menace Toto act the same;
you both then became a damn basket-case!
Though you lack any bite, you explode with rage
and only can choke on that cone of shame!
So let them eat tarts, or that head will loosen;
from French pastries to French Revolution!
You entered a threat, but then left a doofus;
you're destined to fail in execution!

Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch of the West - Rap Battle!

Sans Vs. Nagito Komaeda

TaigaTonic as Ninjashyper
Jofinity as Modern Ninja

Danii as Regular Jeffy
Danii as Rapper Jeffy

Written by: Dan
Additonal help by: TaigaTonic & Dilly!
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Edited by: Dan
Beat produced by: 2Deep & Jason Farnham
Beat arranged by: Dan


NinjasHyper
Nice to meet you Jeffy, yeah, you can call me Tyler
Gamer of the world. I’m Ninja, you’re hyper!
Unless you got some dick pics, then you better fucking listen kid
Cease and desist? Nah I’ll make you cease to exist!

You big bitch, your head is so far up your ass
That you left your whole damn cast with a hand stuck up their ass (yuh!)
Grab some weapons, wreck em, yeah I leave ‘em dead in seconds
All your parents ever managed was emotional damage

And yet I’d take your fam out first cuz I know they won’t last
I one pump your mom then go shockwave yo dad
Take my cart and go smash in yo twin til she’s down
Like her helmet, snagged a win and one more victory royale!

Your mom grabbed a pack of cigarettes and smoked away
Now Feeb’s all the ash filling up yo mama’s tray
No Reboot van can save her or that dying brand no more
The only smash hit you’ve had since is your sister getting ran over


Jeffy
You wanna see my pencil?
What? You wanna see my pencil? It even looks like you.
I keep it up my nose, wear a helmet just in case
But even that can't stop the brain rot that you cause to your fanbase

Man, you play Fortnite all day and night, why?
Take notes from Tito and uh… go outside
Uh… switch to festival, you need to practice some solos
I got a keyboard that won’t break in rage, a cat piano!

I’ve seen your books in class, most cringey shit I’ve seen
That shit makes me glad that I can’t fucking read
If you think you are an icon, then you’re fucking high bitch
SO FUCK YOU, FUCK RAP, AND FUCK YOUR FORTNITE SKIN


NinjasHyper
*AGHHH* you’re pissing me off.
*AHHHH* You blow more than your mom
*AHHHH* Ah god damn it, I fucking lost it!
Kid this is why YOU ARE FUCKING ADOPTED *transformation*

Ninja
Hey chat! This battle, you don’t wanna miss
Trust me, my bars are seriously intense
Hey, thanks for the prime, but this kid is long past his
He could spew a lot of bits and I still wouldn’t watch his vids

I cannot stand that yelling, actors gotta change their ways
If I lived by Logan, I’d move over more than Thirtyacres away
You gained your fame from your ableist rage!
Now it’s fading away like a low taper fade! (low taper fadeeeee)


(ninja dialogue section)
You know what’s crazy is that, the low taper fade, like meme is s- dude it is still massive
(there is a knock on the door!)
Who the fuck is that (tyler opens door)

J-Fee
What’s up Ninja

You need a guide to rhyming, so let J-Fee flow and rap
I can give a rim job too if ya wanna run a track
You can’t hide from your past, motherfucker I see through you
I feel like I’ll contract cancer standing 5 feet near you

Yeah I’m ableist, able to do what the fuck I want, bitch
While Mixer was the one controlling your fat ass like puppets
Man, out of all the places, that’s where you chose to stream?
They were pulling more strings than a plate of fucking green beans

Next time you get ligma, i just hope you fucking die
You are just the one ninja that never wants to hide
So instead of using your fans to build your wealth
Go make like my emo phase and kill yourself

Ninja vs Jeffy - Epic Rap Battles of English!

[Verse 1]
Step inside, the lights grow dim,
Shadows dance and walls twist in.
Once was laughter, now just fear,
The ink speaks loud, can’t you hear?

[Pre-Chorus]
Dripping halls, a haunted past,
Dreams were made but didn’t last.
Paper smiles, they crack and break,
Now the monsters are awake.

[Chorus]
Ink runs deep, it stains the soul,
Bringing stories long untold.
Drawn to life, but left to die,
Now the demon’s back inside.

[Verse 2]
Broken reels and rusted gears,
Trapped in here for all these years.
Once a friend, now something more,
He lurks behind each creaking door.

[Pre-Chorus]
Dripping halls, a haunted past,
Dreams were made but didn’t last.
Paper smiles, they crack and break,
Now the monsters are awake.

[Chorus]
Ink runs deep, it stains the soul,
Bringing stories long untold.
Drawn to life, but left to die,
Now the demon’s back inside.

[Bridge]
Is it real or just a game?
Joey’s lies still speak my name.
Round and round, the cycle goes,
The ink flows fast—no one knows.

[Outro]
Falling deeper, lost in black,
No way out, no turning back.
In this nightmare, hear the sound,
Bendy’s world—we all fall down. 

🪩Ink runs deep🪩

ZONED OUT (PROD.HOCII808)

Rockit Gaming - Something Else

Forrest Gump vs. Waterboy

Forrest Gump:
Video: Greg
Audio: Light

Waterboy:
Video: Freshy Kanal
Audio: Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom & 8_Bit

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Written By: 
Freshy Kanal, Legion, Brodecai, Mat4yo

Lyrics:

Waterboy: 
I’m known to win fights, so hold your mic tight.
You don’t seem heavily prepared when a feather is your guide. 
I’m evil on the field, this ain’t a ping pong battle.
Better gather your gospel peeps, my verse is the devil!
You’re not the best competitor, as your script would say
Since everybody knows you as the dude who runs away
And when one round of flow from the Waterboy is busted
On the streets they are reporting that a forest got flooded!

Forrest Gump: 
You put yourself on high standards for pointless ranting.
Stupid is who stupid does, and you’re on the top ranking.
My momma once told me there are unexpected losses,
But if you’re in my box, it’s time to drop the chocolates.
I was tackling Vietnam while you got Virginia testy.
Man, you’re supposed to give me water when I’m resting.
You bit everything off me, now I’m chewing on your title.
I guess it’s the second time you get bullied by your idol.
I got all the folks running miles for my quotes.
So step aside, you’re not the only shrimp on my boat.
You’re squabbled out of this run, it is not a big stunt.
Or in your language, that’s 12 points for Forrest Gump!

Waterboy: 
These wallpins make me so tired.
Gump's in a bit of a slump, is his Momma a ghost writer?
Take her quotes to your grave when I’m ending this fight.
We still got some space between her and your wife.

Forrest Gump: 
Finding space for my Oscars while you're finding commentary
But you're far from quiet in Forrests with the Golden Raspberry
You quarrel on the ground, so just let me be your guide.
Here's looking at you missing my lines, cross-eyed

Waterboy: 
A fan of Dr Pepper? You rap more like Dr Salty's mate
I'll bodyslam you hard like you were plugging Gatorade!
But I wonder how your mind builds any rap structure.
When your education consisted of quickies with your mother
So in this football crossover you’re looking a lot lower.
Cuz I’ll leave this off-flower right under my lawn mower.
Don’t mess with the big bird when you’re a wee pullet
That’ll bite you in the ass like a million dollar bullet

Forrest Gump: 
You should be abandoned and I’m the one to bother
Then take over your money, but I’m not your father
I brought it to the people, and it doesn't need much rapping
To sum up your movie... shit happens.

Forrest Gump vs. Waterboy - Rap Battle!

ERB: Billy Mays Vs Ben Franklin

When browsing the channels to surf, you may just come across something you were never meant to find. Today, two mysterious channel surfers duke it out in a rap battle. The illusive online creepypasta, Candle Cove, against the bizarre hacker behind The Max Headroom Incident.

SnakeBite126 as Pirate Percy.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK5...

Kae as Janice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuz...

twitter.com/bakamatsuva?s=09
FyxFynn as The Skintaker.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8b...
mobile.twitter.com/FynFyx

Stark Media as Horace Horrible and "Max Headroom's" video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL...
@stark-media

MetaMachine as "Max Headroom's" voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJfd...
@user-961171130

Kamren the Person as the offscreen observer's voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCnel...
@kamren-the-rea...

Fightmarker as the offscreen observer's video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJ...
@stopmotionrapb...

Written by GamingPlush64, B O R K, and Zfr_
www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzn...
www.twitch.tv/imzfr

Mixing and Mastering done by Freshy Kanal.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLj...

3d Laughingstock model by Hans Michael Grimm.
itsfairlygrimm@gmail.com

Beat by Audio Network

Cover art by Astro.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...
@paigekillsnazis

Lyrics:

“Max Headroom”
That does it! I’m tired of the lack of words
So I’ve hijacked this nerd; Happy Appy kin is getting more than candle burns
When I go in with flows swift
I’ll spit a firewall to stop their spam returns

Candle Cove
Seems to me an opponent has boarded on the airwaves
Percy, I’m worried! No need to be scared, they
Only show static and darkness from their display
So I’ll let my diss play - A shantie that’ll spit flames!

“Max Headroom”
[Moan] They’re coming to get me!
Cause their love is fading and their candle is dimming
So they’re lashing out at prime time hijacking legacies!
But your lines could never pack a bite; even if you were made of teeth!

Candle Cove
Once again, your first prank flops
I’m cutting you off like The Horror of Fang Rock
With our runtime this one time hack should be impressed
Our story is a treasure - And I still see the X!
We’re similar - Both broadcasts show static and screaming,
but the flaw with the matchup is we mean to
You’re just noisy nonsense in rap and the feed so
We will swat a fraud - your second live beat down!
I’ve ventured the most dastardly caves
You’re mocking audiences for catching the wave?
I mean, what do you have to gain?
Just an advanced troll so defensive he won’t announce his face

“Max Headroom”
It’s not the first time a Sci-Fi’s been wiped
By my design, and I didn’t have to go inside
Ooooh, my piles described these intrusions as losers
So turn yourself in, Captain Midnight!
[Nervous giggles] Oh, Jesus!
Your Channel Zero premiere sucked!
Your show is bare bones, while I’m the god of rap
“Anyone remember this kid’s show?” No-body asked!

Candle Cove
Well it seems we’re beat when screaming for an episode
Who’d have thunk a pirate crew would have the wetter flow? I think he wants a better foe!
It’s Horrible Horace, I’ll keelhaul your corpses
When I board the vessel you bet you’ll be torn up
And muted like your first show stop
I’m spitting sea salt, you’re throwing soda
I’ll traverse the high seas to find yee over briny depths
And then remove your head and grind ye flesh

“Max Headroom”
Hey, I didn’t wanna pay you puppets a visit.
The news was already taken over by Vrillon and liberals
So I chose the second best thing to send out my message
And it happened to be the Cartoon Network lost episode section!
So listen Flapjack, your wack rap is over
Time to move on from the Cove, like your owner!
I’m just happy I got the chance to roast nerds
I’m pulling the plug and ending this on my own terms!

Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Dilly, Creator of "Loco Rap Battles" 
https://youtube.com/c/DillyChannel

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