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Snakebite126 as Yakko Warner
Mr. Tibbs as Kermit the Frog

Yakko:
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
to bring you back, no strings attached, You’d think you’d pass,
But to keep you afloat like a lilypad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan - finally croak 

Kermit:
Sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Even for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight (yaaaaaayyyyy!)
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits
*sips tea* But that’s none of my business


Yakko:
Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you for
are streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards
Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson’s leave
New guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s stomping on your legacy
And when you’re not onstage, you’re a little bit insane
You’re so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain (narf!)
With all of the times you’ve gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken
(mwah, goodnight everybody!)

Kermit:
I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled - who do ya take me for, Elmo?
My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3
And I’ve seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine
Straight Outta Swamp-ton - my flow never dries up
I’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra 
So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past
‘Cuz your cast cannot match the classics - those are the facts (uh)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Kustom
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by TreToonzz
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Yakko Warner vs Kermit the Frog - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

#rapbattle #creepypastas #fridaynightfunkin

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snakebite126 as rap rat
shimario as bob
ennway as bǫ̴̥̠̼͛̀͘͝͝ͅb̵͔̪̅͛̑̈́͠

written by dilly
(additional writing by trakked, nooby, swoldow, and ennway
mixed by serena
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by bmb and grenade
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

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Rap Rat vs Bob (FNF) - Rap Battle! (2022)

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

#rapbattle #minecraft #tf2

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dilly as steve
chandler matkins as engineer

written by casey william, dilly and cri
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by zagranis

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Steve (Minecraft) vs. Engineer (Team Fortress 2) - Rap Battle! (2023)

#rapbattle #sml #danganronpa

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sir rap battles as teruteru hanamura
danii as chef pee pee

written by dilly
mixed by gamingplush64
beat prod. by gamingplush54
art by itspizzabox
cover art by shimario

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura - RAP BATTLE!

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of bulky versions of fat characters; MX of the fan-made horror game Mario ‘85 versus Peter Griffin, but specifically the version of him in Fortnite. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as MX
https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob

Chaotic Rap Battles as Fortnite Peter
https://www.youtube.com/@ChaoticRapBattles

-LYRICS-

MX (0:14)
Hey there champ! Here’s a lesson, cuz I know dude’s dense
Roman numerals; see me and it’s too tense 
Piñata Brian? Think you look cool with that thing?
When I bash it and break it, a brace can be your next Back Bling
(Hahaha!) Tell Lois she better glance now
She’ll only see your face with the other clouds in the background
Kids going in debt for V-Bucks with credit cards
Is the only way innocence gets you far

Peter (0:34)
Guess I’m the pizza guy; I’ll make you drool from this round
You got too many teeth; I’ll put a tool in your mouth
Yeah! The ratchet’ll make this ugly and it ain’t even Meg
You’re really rapping with some dogshit; D-MX (what!)
Screw Stewie, I’m off of the fat shit
I’m shooting when someone Snooty Steppes into my mansion
Aim a .5 at ‘85, it’s too late for rebrandin’
This PC port's gonna glitch when the MAC clicks

MX (0:55)
Meowscles tried to make you mad swole
You gave up so hard, you should put your shirt on this flagpole
Without the old Slurp Juice shrinking your pants size
How could you escape? You wouldn’t fit in the damn pipes
In The Society you’re what, 5th wheeling?
So I’ll melt your fucking skin if you’re tryna get Peely
Your old fights? This one’s incredibly different
Cuz now you’re the chicken and it’ll end in an instant
f you got a shotgun, why do you need to poorly scope in
I'll run this level back and forth… you're still reloadin’
Post-nerf, you’d need hundreds of your medallions
They’ll know the exact location your body can be found in
Seizure got you foaming at the mouth; guess you can’t make the leaks brake
I’m hurting you more than some knee pain
False Hero, not Mario. You’ll heat up with how dark I go (wahoo!)
Witness my true form if you really want the smoke

Peter (1:35)
A short horror game that’s 8-bit?
This reminds me of the time when everyone else did the same shit
I’ve gotta wonder; damn, how’d they conceive ya?
Someone saw the Sonic version and ran… out of ideas
Want that hammer back? I’ll blam your temple!
Momentum drops as you flicker out: Super Mario Bros. Special (hehehe)
If FNF was anything to be informed by
You're any day of the week, I'm the whole fortnight
Smack you with my butt scratcher; got an itch, guy?
Carry-All kinda types of straps, I’m clicking when the clip's dry
But I got muscles; I could take you in a fist fight
So what I'm asking is which type of arm will make this bitch die?
Your big update added 1-2 and that’s it?
Jeez, must’ve bashed your head through too many bricks
My knee’s one thing, but your always getting your ankle rolled
Herbert! That’s what you get for obsessing over 8 year olds

-CREDITS-

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Additional writing help by Dilly
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by 2Deep

Feedback by Danii, Dilly, Fightmarker, Freshy Kanal, TheMonarchy, TheBabyBeef, 01Tyler10, and the spaceship
Shoutout to Luke Reardon, Swizkii, and Zawesome

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Fortnite Peter Griffin vs Mario '85 | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Welcome to the first Verses Mode Rap Battle of 2025! Here we have two ogres who were wrongfully treated as monsters, forced into solitude for a long time before an unexpected journey helped them find companionship.  The Legendary Ogre of Kitakami, Ogerpon from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet faces off with Dreamwork's world-famous Shrek!

A video for this battle is hopefully coming to The Rap Battle Pizzeria YouTube Channel in the near future.

Beat: Broken Sword by Tapich Beats
https://youtu.be/_Khz6cHDtO4?si=sjKOh-YNfBHi_2gc 

The Monarchy as Shrek
TAFox as Ogerpon
Mixed by Serena

LYRICS:

     Shrek:
Once upon a time, there was a peachy little runt
Went n’ avenged her only friend against some ruffian bunch
Now she’s on her way to prove that she’s the best ogre in rapping…
…Heh, like that’s ever gonna happen! (What a load of-)

It’s the shooting star from Dreamworks’ timeless fantasy classic
Versing a game with even less style than its protagonist
Looking at Annoying Orange, villagers were fearing this?
I’ll roast this kid’s pet as I spit like I roast pests on a spit

I craft candles that got heat more than yer measly Hearthflame
I’d best leave wee fruits to Donkey, let ‘im serve ye in a parfait!
Don’t hold out for a hero, potions can’t keep you in the game
Since it’s what you’re best at, this is the part where you run away.

     Ogerpon:
I heard legends of an Ogre, a hero standing tall and strong
But looking at your OG book, seems you both got the story wrong
From the way they praise you, I’d expected more than what you wrote
But you didn’t even take the crown when King Harold croaked

Somebody once told me your movies were kinda boring
Execs beg but decades passed since you had audiences roaring
Whole studio’s one more of Katzenberg’s awful decisions
Funny you took down Farquaad’s knights, but still fell second to the Minions

Played by Mike Myers, but I make a better masked slasher
You’re more like the second time that he played a Fat Bastard
Putting The Three six feet deep assured my Ivy Cudgel’s impact
But with this meme already beat to death, there’s no bringing him back

     Shrek:
I’m still makin’ bank, check my stacks, Ogres have layers!
You’ve proved Game Freak’s taste for green just serves to anger your players
But I’d pay to see your face when you learned those you caused to die
Were innocent, and in the end, you couldn’t finish off their mastermind!

Braved the dragon, reached the highest room of the tallest tower
Your game dragged on, a surefire way of wasting countless hours
I went from hermit to husband, earned everything I aspired to
All you did was ghost the only person who admired you

Whether a cave or a box, you’re stayin’ alone for centuries
Just made to squeeze what worth remains outta your dying series
We all know that there’s no place for you in Game Freak’s future chapters
Reunite you with your partner, there’s your happily ever after!

     Ogerpon:
Taking after your sidekick, constant talking out your ass
Have you crying when your onion layers get mowed down by Grass
Dreamworks made a dirty kid’s flick to take the piss outta Disney
Only to Embody every Aspect of them, yet still fall beneath!

Memories of love and adventure fill my heart to fuel my fight
You need a sequel to a spinoff all just to regain your limelight
Disappoint your fans and wife, no Game Freak rush job could compare
Even your dad only wanted you when you were served medium rare

From mocking deformities to dropping slurs up on Broadway
Your inner beauty message had less depth than Donkey’s parfait
Left behind my lonesome life, joined champions, you’ve no importance
So I’m leaving Shrek in silence like it was Farley’s performance!

Shrek vs Ogerpon (ft. TheMonarchy & TAFox) - Verses Mode Rap Battle #3

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
RedMufflerMan‬ as Alastor
Nathan Wagner as Tony the Talking Clock

Alastor:
Salutations to the sinners of hell!
I hope you're all tuned in and listening well,
Our program can cause jaws to drop,
What could be more entertaining than watching the clock?
Once again he interrupts a favorite show for wayward souls,
He isn't prime time, That label's for the radio show!
Guess it's time to tell the time,
Just who he has come to fight,
Like you did to Yellow Guy, I will end your fucking life!

Tony the Talking Clock:
Time is a way that we measure progression,
With the way you waste it, I bеt you'll be second,
I'm minute to win it, my linеs are hot,
Your vocab's filthy, frankly it's Time to Stop!
I am a ruler so don't get it backwards, This goes just one way,
With you withered and grey at the end of the day,
Times up, you have met your end.
Shut you up for good with a MEH! MEH! MEH!

Alastor:
Mmm, I do not believe that screaming loud was in the deal...
My ears are bleeding, now I know how your victims feel!
The Clock was meant to shock but he's soft when he delivers,
When I grab the mic, you'll find my words are unfiltered,
Let's give a "big hand" to old Becky and Joe,
It's quite an achievement to be getting a show!
And yet I've been told OH, when checking for Tony,
He was found broken and dead in the cold! (how sad!)
Summoned by Roy for his son to be slaughtered,
But you must know, I never suck up to fathers!
Fuck you, Tony. Nothing you brought hertz!
By the end of this, You'll be running like clockwork.

Tony the Talking Clock:
Swinging at me with a chain on your soul?
That's par for the course for this ace in the hole,
The radio hammed up his act,
But there is always Time for Understanding the facts!
Time made your appearance change ever since the pilot,
I wish the same could be said about your writing,
You paid the price for spending Time mucking around,
When an angel dusted you and you ducked in the ground!
Now we can see the unimportance of Alastor!
He's always been the same, Unchanging like the calendar!
This deer lost his head trying to rag off this doll,
And now he's a tool you can hang on the wall.

Alastor vs. Tony the Talking Clock. DGPRB.

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
ENNWAY as Happy Appy
TaigaTonic as Rap Rat

Happy Appy:
The TV is on, but I suggest turning the lights out
A scrap with Happy Appy is like running with knives out
Ever heard of "Nightmare?"... Well you're gonna right now
This apple dropped a noggin and knew tons
For helping kids up bruised up, you interrupt the fun
And order them to go do stuff, screwed up
Your stammering gives them lots of trauma, I give them hope
Like a poster for Barack Obama. I was getting dubs from Russians
Now I'm rushin' a dub. You caused a Couple of Cowboys
To crumble to dust, Oh no! His lines are cheesy
Rap Rat's going to fall, If you want to help with this verse
Give this number a call

Rap Rat:
Lights, camera, a-a-action! It's time for thе main attraction
Come on, get up, close to thе screen, I'm no ghost I'm the dean
And it's time for classing, I'm the-I'm the-I'm-I-I-I Ratatatatatata
Rap Rat! Following up jokes like a laugh track (What?!)
You're not a teacher-teacher, you're a first class hack and you're gonna crash like-crash like-crash like
Well, we all know that gag
I'm not after apples, Appy I'm-I'm after the cheese
But I'll leave you bobbing if-if you keep yapping at me
Go ahead and tell the kids I wi-I win naturally
I'm a Rap Rat-trap the way I snap on a beat
While you were written to mimick gimmicks
By a kid who barely reads, you aren't Hot or Cold
You're just a crummy Katy Parody, so don't challenge-challenge
The realest one here to a rap battle, this sitch is black and white
(HAHAHAHA) You're a bad apple

Happy Appy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MUPPET, I'LL TURN YOUR FACE TENDER
You traded blows and crumbled like the World Trade Center (uh)
Yeah, I mentioned 9/11 and I'd do it again
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun. Get in the van
Yeah I'm meant to be upsetting, You were meant as a successor
But you were creeping out kids so now you'll never get the cheddar
Then the 2010's came, became a creepypasta legend, In the present?
Let's just say they'll find your body with Forenzik's-
I'm demented, cross the apple's sauce, there's never been survivors
I couldn't help this piece of shit if I was rich in fiber
And soon, we'll have another trophy to hang in our cabin
Check the blog posts, we have a history for doing rats in

Rap Rat:
You aren't saucy, You look like you're about to get dipped into caramel. This is what was classified as scary? Hell, quit staring
At children inside the bushes, you creep. You leave em crushed
In debris. I'm just munching de'brie!
In fact, never let this mother fucker monitor kids
Lurking in a van like-like he's on top of a list, sucker-sucker-su-sucker-sucker. You never got in a lick, You aren't cool just because
You're on a popsicle stick. This prick who-prick who-prick who
Never existed failed, I'm a Rat King, You're just a twisted tale
You never could get past me because this rat is sober
So shout out the name RAP RAT C-C-Cause this match is over

Happy Appy vs. Rap Rat. DGPRB.

This is the anthem for the ones who walk the path solo—not because they have to, but because they were chosen to.
“I WORK ALONE” isn’t just a song—it’s a frequency.
No followers. No crowd. Just clarity, power, and purpose.
Tap in. Let the dragon in your spirit rise. 🐉🧿

#IWorkAlone #AceMirrorman #HouseOfMirrors #DemigodFlex #LoneWolfEnergy #MysticVibes #SpiritualBars #DragonEnergy #ViralSound #NewMusicDrop #ShadowWalker #ChosenOneVibes

ACEMIRRORMAN - I WORK ALONE

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