Track by: @e-twoup
Art by: @e-twoup

Something Isn't Right (ECHO and Propaganda Miku, AKA Runner) [Crusher-P]

- Songs featuring synthesized/vocoded vocals, or artists known for using them
(Copycat, Rolling Girl, Reboot Me, Television Rules the Nation, Songs by the Living Tombstone)
- Songs from popular animation memes (100k+ views)
(U Got That, Touch Tone Telephone, There's Something Happening, Emo Boy, Dangerous)
- Songs related to the colors black and white, monochrome artstyles, or contrasting elements in general 
(Paint it Black, The White Album, Songs from Pokemon Black and White, Drop It Like It’s Hot, &)
- Songs related to conspiracy theories, paranoia, or mysteries (NO AMONG US) 
(The X Files, Crisis Actors, Paranoid Android, Who Can it Be Now, Objection Funk)
- Songs related to fire/burning 
(Burning Down the House, Hand in the Fire, Through the Fire and the Flames, Fire Burning, Lethal Lava Land)

Crusher-P - ECHO (Synth vocals, monochromatic)
Owl City - Fireflies (Fire)
Aviva - Hushh (Animation Meme)
Wowaka - Rolling Girl (Synth vocals, monochromatic)
Crusher-P - Propaganda (Synth vocals, paranoia, monochromatic)
Masayoshi Minoshima - Bad Apple!! (Monochromatic)
Hachioji-P - GimmexGimme (Synth vocals)
Mystery Skulls - Money (Mysteries)
Livetune, JubyPhonic - YELLOW (Animation Meme)

Intro - Something Isn't Right

Welcome to another episode of Rap Battle Arena! Today, we have the spookiest battle yet, can Poochee and Pansy of Sufferdark defeat Happy Appy in a rap battle? Listen to find out!

@vladimyr-p as Happy Appy
@uberocity as Poochee
Zagranis as Pansy
@king-mewtwo as The Narrator
Written by: Shimario, Nooby, Cri, Dilly, RNG, and Zagranis
Chiseled and Demoed by Psytube
Produced by Ihaksi
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Art by Nooby and ThatTacoGod

Poochee and Pansy:
Pansy, can you believe it! No! Who is this fruitless loser?
It’s the guy who’s somehow the most childish thing on Nick Jr! 
Re-using the lost episode trope, make you Sufferdark, you got no hope
and with one hit we’ll turn a broke joke, from teaching to a cooking show, oh!
You’re quite the catastrophic crisis, man your pasta’s core is lifeless
Slash Annoying Orange, turn him to a stack of apple slices
Or cut down his story, makes us wanna take a Happy Nappy,
So much unneeded edge, but they just make you more Sappy, Appy!

Happy Appy:
STAND STILL, children welcome to this episode 
Today, we have two bitches attempting to best me with better flow.
You’re all bark and no bite, ruining kids lives with your franchise 
But the only thing rushed even faster than your design is your damn lines
You claim Grade A? I’ll put your show to the test. You’ll be flunking it since my flow is the best.
Oh the dread! The only time a couple of mutts spit sick is whenever you’re needing to go to the vet
When my fire flies on these light canines, you can bet that they’re gonna be led to their fate
Especially when so pathetic they can’t raise their hands, so they make screamers their only trait
I tower over you, yet you're still recklessly charging in
Animation so low budget, must come from the Witch’s Bargain Bin
That little room in the dungeon looks great to hide your organs in
Though it’s likely lacking torture, based off your MS Paint Origins

(Narrator)
Oh no! Poochee and Pansy are in a real pickle now! Can you figure out a way to help them?

Poochee and Pansy:
You’re barely fit for children, so here’s our special announcement!
When up against killer crops, we’re far more than your average housepets!
Tried to make a splash, but faced the wrath of parents calling out your reckless crimes.
(Ha ha!) Looks like Appy’s Pilot crashed and burned for a second time!
Pointless gore and boring lore won’t fill one of your readers up with fear
Claiming that our shtick is nothing but shouting, but at least we don’t have it up our rear!
Fans all gone, cause nobody FINDS YOU the most appealing
Your skin ain’t the thickest, but our sharp disses leave App’ peeling.

Happy Appy:
You’ll rot in Hell when I abuse these hounds just like I did to Girls and Boys
I must’ve binged your series cause I heard nothing but painful noise
Another rap battle to kill? Boy what a case of deja vu
I’ve seen playground equipment that could set the bar higher than you!
You may have saved Kitty, but with your lame spitting you can’t save yourself when you battle me,
Cause when Appys crack on the Track, these pansies CAN‘T RUN from reality
You’re not aware of it yet, but in actuality your reality’s already built in
What you see outside is make believe, but that’s natural children

Happy Appy vs Poochee and Pansy. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. UBERocity, Vladimyr P, and King Mewtwo)

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Literal Fan Service

WoodenHornets as Popee the Performer 
Alex M. as Jack Walten 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by Oofie, Cri, KCToons, MaviKartal2003, M&Mattie, and RNG
Research done by Spidey Fam and _misfitMADNESS_
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by KingEF
Beat re-arranged and edited by Evrywunzf8vrite
Additional instruments by Evrywunzf8vrite
Flow test by Oofie and RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Popee the Performer (0:12)
Hey ya kiddos! Now our next great trick is to flow
In a rap off with our special guest, and he's here to show...
How to be cut out the picture, Photoshop can't fix the loss ya faced
Already a pussy like Felix, SO DITCH THIS ‘FORE YOU’RE SET ABLAZE! (BRRAHHH!)
I don't expect much from what you've written (BRAH!)
Seeing your posters, no shit that you're missin' (BRAH!)
Paint you purple, guy, my sickness’ appallin' (BRAH!)
‘Cause I got cold blows, put the “Walt” in WALTen! (BRAH!)
In a duel, I drop kills! (Ay!) You do it like Sophie: popped pills! (Ay!)
Explains why you thought rabbit animatronics would actually offer thrills!
“Was that the bite of 87?!” Nope! He's biting off of Cawthon
Marking on overused Chuck E. Cheese-y tropes that have gotten rotten
This Jack’s gone mad in his head, but I wouldn't call you Torrance
WHEN YOUR BUSINESS’ THE ONE THAT’S BEEN AXED FOR DODGY PERFORMANCE!
 
Jack Walten (0:49)
….Hello, who is this? Why’d I need to pick up the phone?
Where are my children, I thought they'd be watching this show
What’d you mean crashed and burned? NO! DON’T LIE TO ME!
The only thing that's done that’s the violent teen ON MY SCREEN!
Who let this thing on air? I've been trying to find the point
But when relevance dropped behind the scenes in 2003
The lesser copy Poppy popped back up and still couldn’t rock joints
Now kids only suck up to this candy cane through Animation Memes!
This Bunny Smiles, yet an insecure kid’s what you reflect
Kedamodo won't be the only cast abused once I have you in check 
This misfit Barbie fits missed, so head back to your Dream House
Couldn't make cuts like your sis, there's no crown on this weak clown!

Popee the Performer (1:25)
When it comes to off-ing masked bitches, you know I’m cravin’ flesh
But with your fuckin’ grin, looks like Jerma took up shavin' heads! (Hehe!)
I'm packed full of acts, your tapes ain't engaging in the slightest
I'm getting ‘74 flashbacks, since you’re not gonna survive this!
It's obvious I got the dub in the bag, while you try to lurk in one
You look like dead meat but you're already dead beat, and that's really rough!
You exchanged your bonds with your kids for promoting your Bon stuff (Yup!)
But it’s too late to mourn and cry, as their life's lines fell flat like this dumb fuck! (HAH!)

Jack Walten (1:50)
Your edgy humor has grown tired, so it makes sense for this party prick
To wear a lab coat, like a reverse femboy Harley Quinn
When someone performed way better, you go and Wreck-it-Ralphie
‘Cause your fuse is shorter than your earnings; no wonder the budget fell, see
I puzzle minds through my videos, what's good from this carney?
Guessing whether you're a he or she... is your most compelling ARG
With your silent slapstick coated with disturbing deaths on-screen
Your act should be: “Charlie Chaplin and the Chocolate Factory” 
No matter how you try to top me, still a big letdown to Papi
Your demographic’s as clear as the existence of your Mami! 
Showbear couldn’t bear your show, you Happy Tree Freak only causes fear
Extremely Un-Lucky for you, CHEER UP AND PLAY BUNNY FARM HERE…

Popee the Performer:
Did Freaky stuff to your wife, from the disposal of her body
Said  “She will be beautiful”, lying is very nauuughty! (laugh)
Well it’s alright, since you’ll get to meet her again soon…
Once I leave you bloody like your family tree; HOW’S THAT SUIT YOU?!
(Popee laughs)

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