Feliz Bottom Jeans - Jose Feliciano (1970)

Austin Gambino

Thomas The Dank Engine

Love Letter

This song is about setting up an embezzlement ring at a local pizza delivery joint during my stint at University. They were already running pizzas off the books.  Basically, an order taker, a cook, and a couple of drivers were doing it. I was a shift supervisor and got wise to their gig. They were sloppy. So, I refined it by staying open past closing hour of midnight to catch all the bar business off the books. We stayed open delivering pizzas and pocketing sweet pizza money in our pockets. To make sure we didn't get caught, I made sure the cook weighed everything and figured out how much to skimp on normal orders the next day so we didn't get caught for food breakage. Yet, even mastermind criminals like myself get caught. So, I fled to Europe for a couple of months until the whole thing blew over.  Phew.

Enjoy, loves, hugs, kisses, broken bones, and black eyes,
Stevie Chaos

Lyrics

Slingin’ pies in this suburban cage,  
Minimum wage, fuelin’ my rage.  
Slipped some bucks from the delivery stack,  
Embezzlin’ pizza, I ain’t lookin’ back!  

Pizza cash pockets! (Oi!) Stealin’ their green!  
Fuck the boss, I’m livin’ my scene!  
Rich kid punk, I’m dodgin’ their chains,  
Punk rock hustle, I’m runnin’ this game!  

Manager’s cryin’, “Where’s my dough?”  
I’m laughin’ hard, puttin’ on a show.  
Cops on my tail, but I’m too damn quick,  
Pizza rebellion, I’m pullin’ this trick!  

Pizza cash pockets! (Oi!) Stealin’ their green!  
Fuck the boss, I’m livin’ my scene!  
Rich kid punk, I’m dodgin’ their chains,  
Punk rock hustle, I’m runnin’ this game!  

H O A watchin’, court’s on my back,  
From prowlin’ to pizza, I’m under attack!  
But I’m the outlaw, suburbs my stage,  
Punk’s my weapon, I’m breakin’ the cage!  

Pizza cash pockets, I’m never gonna fold!  
Suburban scum, but my heart’s pure gold!  
Embezzlement rap? Yeah, I’ll take that hit,  
Punk rock forever, I don’t give a shit!  
 this suburban punk saga rolling!





Pizza Cash Pockets

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