Drake bends over to submit himself to Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar smirks, rubs his hands together as if he were playing with Play-Doh, and he slowly licks his upper lip as he prepares to enter the renowned Certified Lover Boy. Drake's body quivers in anticipation, his breathing rapidly becoming erratic, and he smiles weakly as he so eagerly awaits for the beef he's been begging for. But at the precipice of their long awaited night Kendrick gently whispers into the ears of Drake, "Remember, no Diddy"...

BEEFQUAKE 2024

Loompaskettee was uh… they uh… yeah they was born. And so they did some bein born and that was cool, so now they're chillin. Growing up they listened to Family Guy 1.5x speed 24 hour stream (best Stewie Moments!) on youtube which inspired them to pursue a career in having swag. Now they’ve risen from our humble beginnings to create rhythmic choir ballads for single dads around the globe.

With a collective 120 million eons of torment under their belts, they’ve earned such great distinctions as having 2 tracks taken down from SoundCloud, a set at Disciple Block Party, and a comment saying “this song feels like when you hit your elbow on a corner”.  Their future is bright, and they plan to evaporate in 2025. Watch out, they're coming to a city

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