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Cmon, LES FRANCAIS VONT GANGER

Actually france won more battles than most of europe so ;)

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELLEN DEGENERES!
VS!
OPRAH WINFREY!
BEGIN!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Hey God, it's me Ellen, can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman?
I'll make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes, I got a pension
So battling me is your intention? I better mention, you're 'bout to get licked by a lesbian
Ohh, I'll knock you off of your throne, take a shot at everything you own
I got the skill to make Dr. Phil say, (Dr. Phil) I think you better just leave her alone
You can tell Rachel Ray that my favorite recipe is
Chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a million little pieces

Oprah Winfrey:
I'm the queen of TV and I'm here to destroy ya
So check under your seat, because I got something for ya
You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah
I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak Choke-ya
Girl, your show's a petting zoo, you do a week on kittens
And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen
You played a fish with brain damage, I'm a nominated actress
Name's synonymous with power, spell it forwards or backwards

Ellen DeGeneres:
Yes, you've got that power (power), and yes, I've got those kittens (kittens)
I also feature puppies, talented children and mittens
I like cute things that make people smile
Make everybody feel good for a while
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
Kick you right back to the Miracle Mile
I thought I told you, your daytime reign is over
I'm jumping over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa
From ABC to LGBT to NBC and now it's all me
I'm the best MC and the biggest star
And I'll bite you in the ass like the tax on a free car

Oprah Winfrey:
Your mouth is writing checks your mullet can't cash, lady
I'll lodge my fabulous shoe up your suit pants, baby
You follow my lead cause I paved the road for ya
You drive behind me in a second-hand Portia
Check the Fortune 500, I'm a media wonder
The Dalai Lama and Obama memorized my cell number
Try to beef with me, I'll make the whole market crash
Honey, once you go Oprah, you can't go back

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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