Written by Markus Oswald & Martin Vogg
Produced by David Immerz, 2016

Stuttering Yesterday

Written by David Immerz

Franny met a boy and fell in love with him.
I seemed that he was Mr. Perfect.
She was really happy and so we’re happy, too,
But it was not what we expected.

Every time, she was about to introduce him,
He sadly was prevented for some reason.
“Well, he’s still at work. No, he’s not overambitious.
He’s just so in love with me.”

Your boyfriend is like Mrs. Columbo.
We listen to your stories though no one has ever seen him.
A specter, mumbo jumbo!
Your boyfriend is just like Mrs. Columbo.

Well, yesterday Franny was so weary from work.
He said: “Come on, Baby, sit down on the chair!”
Then he started to tease her body.
He overwhelmed her with his loving care.

“Well, folks, you’re gonna meet him soon,
But he’s got an appointment at the dentist’s.
They’re pulling out his wisdom teeth
And you don’t want to see a hamster.”

Your boyfriend is like Mrs. Columbo.
We listen to your stories though no one has ever seen him.
A specter, mumbo jumbo!
Your boyfriend is just like Mrs. Columbo.

Yesterday I met him at a party at Franny’s house,
But unfortunately I was so drunk,
That I can’t remember anything: Did he talk or did he sing?
What he looked like, how he was, what the hell was in his glass.
Was he tall or was he small? Did he walk or did he crawl?
We can’t remember anything, so we start to sing:

Your boyfriend is like Mrs. Columbo.
We still believe your stories though no one has ever seen him.
A specter, mumbo jumbo!
Your boyfriend is just like Mrs. Columbo

released November 4, 2016
Written by David Immerz
Produced by David Immerz

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